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Preparation For Crash Landing by sunny4all(m): 1:02pm On Dec 05, 2007 |
Three ladies were on a flight when suddenly the captain announced, "Please prepare for a crash landing!" The first lady put on all her jewelry. Surprised by this the other ladies questioned her actions. The first lady said, "Well when they come to rescue us they will see that I am rich and will rescue me first." The second lady not wanting to be left behind, began to take off her top and bra. "Why are you doing that?" the other ladies questioned "Well when they come to rescue us, they will see my great tits and will take me first." The third lady who was African and black, not wanting to be out done took off her pants and panties. "Why are you doing that?" the other ladies questioned. "Well they always search for the black box first?" |
Re: Preparation For Crash Landing by akara(m): 1:54pm On Apr 06, 2008 |
otfl |
Re: Preparation For Crash Landing by Aiphie(f): 11:24am On Apr 07, 2008 |
Good old black box/body |
Re: Preparation For Crash Landing by clemcykul(f): 10:55am On Apr 08, 2008 |
ha ha ha |
Re: Preparation For Crash Landing by olulu(m): 11:08am On Apr 08, 2008 |
where is d plane crash landing, i need to b part of d rescue team i could help find, locate and decode d black @poster nice one man |
Re: Preparation For Crash Landing by Scopium: 11:23am On Apr 08, 2008 |
[size=13pt]Oh my goodness! This is crazy [/size] |
Re: Preparation For Crash Landing by clemcykul(f): 11:24am On Apr 08, 2008 |
olulu plz decode the damn thing |
Re: Preparation For Crash Landing by olulu(m): 12:20pm On Apr 08, 2008 |
hmmmm, well, i do only practicals, any |
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