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Nigeria Woulda Been Boring Without Boko Haram. by Abyjah: 2:26pm On Jul 20, 2012
Imagine a Nigeria without Boko Haram, tribalism, epileptic power supply, corruption and it's amusing offsprings. It sure woulda been like living in a hell's hole with no dramas unfolding daily.

I mean, you live in a cool house, eat splendid meals, go to superbly great schools, and everyone has a nice job. That'd be like living in 'LG' and I want none of it!

Think of it. What'd mr. president, the police and other agencies be doing except idling around?

If you want to live in a society like that, live, grow old and go to heaven cos that's where you can find that! However, Boko Haram is here to hasten things grin grin grin
Re: Nigeria Woulda Been Boring Without Boko Haram. by vladimiros: 3:31pm On Jul 20, 2012
may Thunda fire your nyash
Re: Nigeria Woulda Been Boring Without Boko Haram. by bubadaniel13: 4:41pm On Jul 20, 2012
You need to have your head examined,you must be a member,you should have feelings at least,if you don't have anything to write just keep quiet.
Re: Nigeria Woulda Been Boring Without Boko Haram. by Abyjah: 4:46pm On Jul 20, 2012
Hmmm...keep em coming you blockheads if you can't spot a sarcastic joke.
Re: Nigeria Woulda Been Boring Without Boko Haram. by Nobody: 11:33pm On Jul 20, 2012
kai!!! your kain thinking sef undecided undecided undecided
Re: Nigeria Woulda Been Boring Without Boko Haram. by Abyjah: 8:11am On Jul 21, 2012
DivideUs: kai!!! your kain thinking sef undecided undecided undecided
Life is a joke, sir. Why die of hypertension thinking about Nigeria's problems when you can get a belly full of lafta?
Re: Nigeria Woulda Been Boring Without Boko Haram. by qualified(f): 4:40pm On Jul 21, 2012
U think u are funny? No! U are not!
U are jobless sadist!
Re: Nigeria Woulda Been Boring Without Boko Haram. by Abyjah: 5:00pm On Jul 21, 2012
qualified: U think u are funny? No! U are not!
U are jobless sadist!
Noted. I've repented and put
aside wicked humor. It ain't funny cos people are frustrated and here I am laffing.However, I won't stop to please them.

Mehn, life's too short for all these seriousness.

*singing: mi o se aye alaye/ e sa mo pe ototo la waye*
Re: Nigeria Woulda Been Boring Without Boko Haram. by Nobody: 5:49pm On Jul 21, 2012
cheesy
Re: Nigeria Woulda Been Boring Without Boko Haram. by Abyjah: 10:01pm On Jul 21, 2012
Legit1: cheesy
No mind them jare, laff and extend your lifespan.
Re: Nigeria Woulda Been Boring Without Boko Haram. by Sunofgod(m): 10:06pm On Jul 21, 2012
Abyjah: Imagine a Nigeria without Boko Haram, tribalism, epileptic power supply, corruption and it's amusing offsprings. It sure woulda been like living in a hell's hole with no dramas unfolding daily.

I mean, you live in a cool house, eat splendid meals, go to superbly great schools, and everyone has a nice job. That'd be like living in 'LG' and I want none of it!

Think of it. What'd mr. president, the police and other agencies be doing except idling around?

If you want to live in a society like that, live, grow old and go to heaven cos that's where you can find that! However, Boko Haram is here to hasten things grin grin grin

Re: Nigeria Woulda Been Boring Without Boko Haram. by Abyjah: 10:14pm On Jul 21, 2012
@sun of god,

Are you crying or laffin or both?
Re: Nigeria Woulda Been Boring Without Boko Haram. by Sunofgod(m): 10:30pm On Jul 21, 2012
Abyjah: @sun of god,

Are you crying or laffin or both?

Trying to match your sarcasm . . .

As long as there are Nigerians - Nigeria will also be full of drama.
Re: Nigeria Woulda Been Boring Without Boko Haram. by Abyjah: 10:50pm On Jul 21, 2012
Sun of god:

Trying to match your sarcasm . . .

As long as there are Nigerians - Nigeria will also be full of drama.
Honestly it got me cracked up, thanks for sharing! grin grin grin
Re: Nigeria Woulda Been Boring Without Boko Haram. by ektbear: 6:16am On Jul 22, 2012
lol
Re: Nigeria Woulda Been Boring Without Boko Haram. by Nobody: 10:17am On Jul 22, 2012
may you live in interesting times - an ancient chinese curse

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Abyjah: Noted. I've repented and put
aside wicked humor. It ain't funny cos people are frustrated and here I am laffing.However, I won't stop to please them.

Mehn, life's too short for all these seriousness.

*singing: mi o se aye alaye/ e sa mo pe ototo la waye*

just keep in mind that we are all someone else to someone else - those 'other people' these horrible things are happening to are people just like you
Re: Nigeria Woulda Been Boring Without Boko Haram. by Henries: 10:37am On Jul 22, 2012
Nw i knw u r a tenant at yaba left mtchewwwww
Re: Nigeria Woulda Been Boring Without Boko Haram. by Jakumo(m): 10:50am On Jul 22, 2012
Got me that Boko Haram Blues
Lord from my head down, to my shoes
Hear they bombing folks in Abuja
Zaria, Kano and Kaduna too

C’ain’t drink no beer cause they gon' try tuh shoot you down
C’ain’t buy no poon-tang at the gin-drankin’ bar
So I got me down on my knees knowin' I couldn't even sin
N’halla’d Lord, Lord won’t you get me back to Lagos Town !

Well, I got that Boko Haram Blues
Now I go on an’ take cover, with every back-fire I hear.
I said I got me the Boko Haram Blues
So I'll play mah old guitar, all night and day.
Re: Nigeria Woulda Been Boring Without Boko Haram. by Abyjah: 11:49am On Jul 22, 2012
Keep em coming guys.
Re: Nigeria Woulda Been Boring Without Boko Haram. by Sunofgod(m): 12:11pm On Jul 22, 2012
. . . + its a welcome distraction from our non-stop corruption.

Lets BH continue to put on a show for 'Oyibo' people.

They're watching . . . .

Re: Nigeria Woulda Been Boring Without Boko Haram. by Abyjah: 1:14pm On Jul 22, 2012
Sun of god: . . . + its a welcome distraction from our non-stop corruption.

Lets BH continue to put on a show for 'Oyibo' people.

They're watching . . . .

Dude's mouth is elastic.

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