Here's the Organising Committee for the End of Year Party for the Jokes Thread of Nairaland.

Chairman Organising Committee: Tope Teadr

Vice Chairman: Suga Lips

Secretary: Showbobo

Treasurer: Tessybaby

Public Relations Officer: Ninjabyte.

Chairman Drinks Committee: Migines

Chairperson Food Committee: Clemcykul

Chairman Security and Bouncers: Ituen

Barbecue Organiser: Mr. Turkey.

OVER ALL SUPERVISOR: EMPEROH

Any objections please resort to President of the Jokes Association; SEUN

What 'bout the cooks. And i thought showbobo was the errand boy.

What 'bout the cooks. And i thought showbobo was the errand boy.

Well maybe I should adjust. Where has migines and the rest Actor gone to?

They all travelled to kenya.

Guys abeg, i know this isn't exactly related to the topic, but can som1 jist me about how,why and when the nairaland break robo-rebe ended. Has seun got new moderators? Who are they, as in did he disclose their identities? E.t.c. Abeg no vex say i gate-crash una party plannin so o,

We no vex, but how 'bout applying as the errand boy, its not much of a bad idea.

ah ahe i no fit laugh finish

showbobo errand boy

Guys wen/where is the meeting taking place?

But e be like say una dey do patial small o

Make una adjust o because i no fit shout

Errand boy, hmmmm, I'l run all ur errands, no problem.
_{I'll also be running my hand all over your babe,}

There we are having fun

i dont know what to say for now,let me laugh first

Guy, u can run errands 4 me but if i catch u near my babes, u had better be ready, coz theres going to be a bullet festival.

4ny!

Yeah.

Bring it on, [/i]na dat time you go no sey oga/servant no dey for life and death situation[i] LOL. I'll run my hands where i want to, either as errand boy, or as Cool looking, chic magnet ferrari driving, ivy league guy with the ladies all over moi

Action speaks louder than posts.
I guess we'll hv 2 meet, coz when i start spraying u, then u'll know wat i'm talking 'bout.

Sprayin what, your toy gun?

That's what u might call it, coz i fool people wit that gun.
Well i wuld like 2 tell u that when d first million sets of bullet touch ur body, then u'll know what i'm talking 'bout.

Nothin that Mr. Ajagun-gbabiaka's home made odeishi can't handle, And i think if you take a moment from trying to killme, you'd notice you've neglected your party to oppress lil errand boy me, im outta here, this party dry, dint even get an ansaa to the question that got me here initially.

Oh, thanks 4 leaving. When da party's over, i'll inform u, so u can pack da bones.

Yes the thread's funny.

Listen up evry 1! Jst because im new here dnt mean i'l stand 4 this shite, im takin ova this land by coup or crook so this is me own list people 


Chairman Organising Committee: GUNPOINT 

Vice Chairman: GUNPOINT 

Secretary: GUNPOINT 


Treasurer: GBN 


Public Relations Officer: What 4? 


Chairman Drinks Committee: GUNPOINT 


Chairperson Food Committee: Eat my foot!!! 


Chairman Security and Bouncers:  Smith & Wesson 

Barbecue Organiser: (Unda consideration) 


OVER ALL SUPERVISOR: Me of cos!!! 

Any objections? direct them 2 my little frnd AK47!!!!!!!       

@emperoh
see eh i like my post very well oo _{atleast am sure of constant supply of money for my g-strings and Ituen's boxers}
but why on earth did u put Ituen as the bouncer naa?

@all
hey every start making ur contributions now coz we don't have much time to waste
By the way what do w have in the menu?

@tessybaby
u fit gimme the contract for the supply of ur g.strings and ituen's boxers?i promise i won't disappoint u. . .

@gunpoint
abeg make me BBQ organiser.

we fit overthrow everyone at nairaland.

nna men i just tire for una ooo

Tessy, emperoh made ituen the bouncer coz there re some people who at all shouldn't be 10 miles near the party. Names like
GUNPOINT- would overthrow everone of his/her position.
Foryouigo- would kill all of us with grammatical errors.
Freezy- would bla bla bla any girl that his bele faces.
Naijagurly- would make everywhere stale/dry like the sahara desert.
Adick- would crack jokes that would make us sleep.
Nb: no be me write the names oh!, na keypad type am.

*phones saucekid* pls kid come wit ur sniper riffle so dat u can elimate anyone who's name is listed above when dey approach our party on a 10 mile radius.

Funny thread

Yeah!.

Yeah! Am thinking of asking Saucekid to contact his brothers in Iraq and Colombia for Security reasons and people like Gunpoint. All the Same he's the Chairman; Security committee. he will oversee the protection of guests at the Party, protect the foods, drinks, barbecue and other 'chopables'.

Gunpoint, before Sauce arrives here, fizzle ur self inside that ur gun and shot urself out of this thread to the Religion thread for immediate coversion ELSE!!! U go