David & Micheal were lost in the Sahara desert.
They were dying of thirst and hunger when they saw a mosque.
David said: "let's pretend we are muslims,otherwise we'll not get any food or drink. i'm going to call myself "Ahmed".

Micheal refused to change his name and said: "I will not pretend to be other than but what I am!"

The Imam of the mosque received both well and asked about their names
David said: "My name is Ahmed"
Micheal said: "My name is Micheal"

The Imam turned to his followers and said: "Please bring food and water for Micheal only" and then he turned to David (Ahmed) and said "RAMADAN MUBARAK BROTHER

Very funny man, kudos

Lolz, nice one

so so nyz man....ahahahahahahhaahahhaahahahahha......laughn thnz!!!!!!

Micheal mimo!

ehwooo, lol

Cool

I can imagine the look on David's face. Michael is so damn lucky. The lesson I learnt is to be yourself cos you can't be anyone else. Nice one bro keep it up.

nice one

d lesson is not to lie

hah! david fall im hand big time

lovely
Kick it up, guy.

lolz

Let Michael try that with the boko haram sect,lolz

WELCOME TO FACEBOOK...
The place where people add you as a friend and
walk past you in the street.
Where relationships are perfect, affairs are started,
and liars believe they are telling the truth.
Your enemies visit your profile the most, yet your friends and family block you, and even though you
write what you are really thinking, someone always
takes it the wrong way, and people always think
your status is about them!!!!!!!! ;

Funny but not the funniest joke of the year though

gud one

@op ubanka! For using my name & surname.

Lordave: @op ubanka! For using my name & surname.

na ur father u dey follow talk like that, igbo boy

geogeous: Funny but not the funniest joke of the year though

ok Whats d funniest joke of d year.... There can Never be a better joke than this ..... Cos am d best

A blind man went into a restaraunt.
"Menu sir?" asked the Owner.
"I'm blind, bring me one of ur dirty
forks, i will smell it and order".
The confused owner got the fork.
The blind man smelt the fork with a deep breath.
"Yes! I will have a lamb, with seosoned
potatoes and spring vegetables
please", the blind man said.
Unbelievable! Thought the resturaunt
owner. The blind man ate and left.
Two week later, the blind man
returned. The resturaunt owner, eager
to know how strong the blind man's
sense of smell was, rushed to the
kitchen where his wife, Carol, was cooking.
And he said, "Sweetheart, please do
me a favour and take that fork and rub
it on ur private parts."
Which she did.
He then goes to the blind man and gives him the fork.
The blind man takes the fork to his
nose and says,
"Ooooooooh! Interesting! I never
Knew Carol works here."
the resturaunt owner fainted on the floor.

Wife asks her husband tpia, "Could you please
go shopping for me and buy one carton of milk, and
if they have eggs, get 6."
Short time later tpia walks in with 6 cartons of
milk.
Wife asks him, "Why the hell did you buy 6 cartons of milk?"
He replied, "They had eggs.".......
yessses !!!!

"RAMADAN MUBARAK BROTHER

Phizzie555: ok Whats d funniest joke of d year.... There can Never be a better joke than this ..... Cos am d best

you are so full of urself. I sure say no be u compose am sef

Weldon OP

dat was funny nice joke

Jacob cheated, Peter had a temper, David had an
affair, Noah got drunk, Jonah ran from God, Moses
committed murder, Gideon was insecure, Miriam
gossiped, Martha worried, Thomas doubted, Sarah
was impatient, Elijah was moody, Zacchaeus was
short, Abraham was old & Lazarus was dead.

A fourteen year old girl was impregnanted and her
parents were crossed with her and wanted to know
who did such a wicked thing to their daughter but
the girl remained silent and afer all said and done she
demanded to make a phone call .
After a while a red rolls royce car packed in front of their house immediately he said he was sorry but the
harm has been done so he continued by saing;
If your daugther gives birth to a boy she is going to
be the owner of his estate and $500 000,if he gives
birth to a girl its going to be a mansion and$200
000,and if it is a miscarriage immediately the father Extreme interupted YOU WILL have to Bleep HER
AGAIN... and finish what u started.....

A thief broke into the
doctor's surgery, went to a
separate room and found a
bowl of dried meat. He
tasted a piece and realised it
was nice and salty. He sat down and ate as much as he could. Later, he looked
upwards on the door and
saw the writing
"Circumcision Room".

Once there was a man in who used to beat his
wife for small mistakes. One day for a pretty
mistake he beat her so much that she succumbed
to his beatings, even though he had not intended
to kill her.
But when she was dead he became fearful of her relatives. In a state of anxiety he came out of his
house and met an acquaintance to whom he
posed his problem.
The friend told him to invite a young man to his
house and behead him and put the severed head
next to the wife’s corpse. Then he would tell the wife’s relatives that he had found them together
in bed and was unable to control his anger. And
slew them both.
The man liked the idea and sat at the doorway in
anticipation of a young man.
After sometime a handsome youth passed by his house. He invited him inside and beheaded him.
Then he summoned the wife’s relatives and told
them the fictitious story and convinced them.
But the person who had devised this plan had a
teenage son who did not reach home that day.
The man was worried and when the son failed to turn up, he came to the house of the one whom
he had offered evil advice and asked him if he
carried out the plan suggested by him. Yes, said
the man and took him near the dead bodies. He
was shocked when he saw that the youth he had
killed was his own son. His evil advice caused the death of his own son!!
Moral: The one who digs a pit for others falls into
it himself.So watever pit u were trying to dig up,u d
be better off covering it lest u find yourself trapped in
a predicament of your own making.have a blessed
Weekend.......

They r many types of dudes out there:
1. those who use academic and professional
achievements to impress.
2. Those who flash and splash material things to
impress(luv buyers).
3. Charmers by nature. 4. Gud orators.
5.those who dont have much but have the potential
and they do have lOVE
Which one is yo pick? Shoot guys

geogeous: you are so full of urself. I sure say no be u compose am sef

so na ur father Con write.... Well i know ur probs cos d reason for saying this, is because u cant compose something great like this .... Eediot