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Romance / Re: It's Almost That Time Of The Year Again.. Ladies Vs Guys Coming Back From Abroad by AntiNormal(m): 4:47pm On Dec 14, 2020
I like the way you write. It's very clean and entertaining to read.
Are you a writer?
Romance / Re: Guys, What About A Lady Attract You? by AntiNormal(m): 12:03pm On Dec 10, 2020
First of all, her eyes.
There's a certain shine that a girl will have in her eyes, and I won't be able to look away.
That's why I always look at a girl's eyes first.

The way she speaks.
A girl that speaks intelligently, with a very clear understanding of what she means.
Any girl that can hold a decent, purposeful conversation is one that can keep my attention.

A rocking bod.
Because I'm just a man.
I won't lie. If she's got a body to die for, then... yeah.
Hell yeah.

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Romance / Re: Most Nigerian Girls Can't Hold A Conversation by AntiNormal(m): 12:15am On Dec 01, 2020
I agree with the OP, for the most part.
Most of the girls I have met can't hold a decent conversation to save their lives.

And not just online. Even in person, too.
There's no depth, which is really sad.

For online convos, I agree that attraction is a key factor i.e. She'll probably put in more effort if she's attracted to you, but the numbers don't look good for the ladies on this own.

I'm not hating or throwing shade. I'm just sayin'.

As far as conversations go, there isn't a lot a guy can do with "k" and "lol." And don't get me started on one word replies.
They're a different kind of frustrating.

I don't know if it's because they don't have anything interesting to say, or they're just not willing to make the effort.

These days, once I get the feeling that the conversation isn't going to fly, I slowly vanish.
Romance / Re: Most Nigerian Girls Can't Hold A Conversation by AntiNormal(m): 12:03am On Dec 01, 2020
KimberlyWest:


You're right.

cry Like it's not just "Nigerian girls" that the guys in this section talk about. The issue is not peculiar to any gender. We still have boys who can not hold intelligent conversations. The only thing they know how to talk about is the number of girls they've been with. Ask them questions about their state of origin, and watch them fumble.

It's not like I'm saying that Nigerian girls are perfect, but the way guys here sound like there's no lady in Nigeria who has something good to offer is so annoying.

Both genders need to work on themselves. Instead of the whole bashing and rantings, guys should also work on themselves.

They complain about constant billing. Crazy. You've been with a girl for two years and all you do is take care of her bills and call her to come whenever you're in your heat period. In that two years, you've never brought up the issue of her starting a business or acquiring a skill. If the girl is not intelligent enough to do all of that for herself, you're her boyfriend and partner, help her out. Let her tap from your well of intelligence.

When such relationship ends now, the guy will come to Nairaland and rant about how she didn't help his life and business. As if he helped hers.

Like I said, both genders need serious work. The rate at which Nigerian boys want relationship to be about you bringing your body and them bringing their money is also getting scary.

About the conversation aspect. It's only in physics that like charges do not attract. In life, you only attract your kinds.

In my opinion, if you keep meeting unintelligent ladies, then you also need to work on yourself and the kind of places you go to. You can't go to strip clubs and expect the ladies who came there to have fun to start discussing politics and current affairs with you.

grin I come in peace.

An excellent response if I ever saw one.
Well said.
The part in bold letters was just dripping sarcasm when I read it.
Literature / Re: A Short, Weird Excerpt by AntiNormal(m): 8:07pm On Jul 07, 2020
I wrote the above a while ago and I'm really curious to hear what people think about it.

Drop a comment, or two, and tell me what you think.
Literature / A Short, Weird Excerpt by AntiNormal(m): 8:05pm On Jul 07, 2020
It was then that I saw him.
He wasn't human. He couldn't have been. Not looking like that. For one, his skin was gold. Not yellow. Not fair. Gold. As in, his body looked like it was made of gold. Like he was a living, golden statue.
He didn't have any hair on his body. Instead, he had markings, like someone had given him tattoos with a chisel instead of ink. They were all over his body, from the top of his bald head, down to his toes.
He was big, with a wide, deep chest and arms that would have made weight-lifters the world over weep for joy.
Under it, he was wearing a loincloth and nothing else. And, he was seated on a throne.
I kid you not. This being was seated on an actual throne.
I stopped walking. I just had to.
There was something about him that just radiated power. Not strength. Power.
Just from looking at him, I could tell that this being could do things. Many things. Maybe even anything he wanted.

Then I noticed a chilling detail.
On his middle left finger, he was wearing a ring. And not just any ring. It was the same ring as my mother's. I frowned and turned to look at my mother, to ask her - for the umpteenth time - what was going on, only to see that she was kneeling down.

I didn't even know that she'd let go of my hand.
And even more confusing was that she wasn't just kneeling down. She was bowing. Her head was pressed against the floor and her hands were held together like she was begging.

The being on the chair spoke. His voice was like nothing I'd ever heard before in my life. It was low and heavy, like how a bass guitar would sound if it learned how to talk.
"Wife," he said to my mother, whose head was still pressed to the floor. Then he turned to me, with eyes that were so black, they shone. "Son."

*

Okay. Let me explain why I freaked out.
For one, he called my mother, "wife."
Now as far as I knew, Mr. Israel Ayala was my father and my mother's husband. He was short and dark, with hair that was slowly turning grey. And he was an undying Barcelona fan.
I mean, sure, he was difficult at times, but that was part of what made him a dad. That was what made him my dad.

So, hearing a demon - I was sure of it now - call my mother "wife" was understandably upsetting.
And then, there was the other thing, where he'd called me "son."

The first problem with that was that it implied a paternal relationship to me. I couldn't speak for anyone else, but I sure as hell did not want anything to do with a golden, glowing, black-eyed, throne-sitting, loincloth-wearing demon.

And all of that was before we even got to the most important problem. Which was the fact that I was a girl.

So, son? Nuh-uh.

Not even as a joke.

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Romance / Re: My Ex-boyfriend Sent Me Money by AntiNormal(m): 10:55am On May 27, 2020
Genset:
My ex-boyfriend just me money out of the blues, should i be worried? We broke up since the beginning of the year and haven't spoken since then. All of a sudden he texted me asking for my account number and then sent me money. It's just weird.


Why is it weird exactly?

Also, what did you think he was going to put in the account? Potatoes?

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Phones / Re: Screenshot Your Homepage..lets Have Fun by AntiNormal(m): 1:14pm On Apr 17, 2020
This is mine.

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Romance / Re: D by AntiNormal(m): 3:08pm On Apr 13, 2020
Romanoff:
It is not a big deal. It doesn't make you less married than you are.

Many bear their husbands names and are not faithful to that husband.

It doesn't guarantee a happy marriage and to be honest, it is the least of your worries in marriage.

It depends on the man tho, if he insists on it and feels it's his right, good, no big deal there. Some men don't care what name you bear as long as you're faithful, you love them and give them peace. It doesn't make the men weak.

What shall it profit the alpha male who insists his wife bears his name only to find out all his kids are not his?

lipsrsealed

You have a good head on your shoulders.
Romance / Re: What Is That Music/ Musician Whose Song Puts You In A Mood? by AntiNormal(m): 2:34pm On Apr 13, 2020
funmisticqueen2:

For me : It is always Sia. That rich Alto voice of hers is legendary. Recognizable anywhere. All her songs.




Sia.
Sia is easily is my favorite female musician of all time.
I started listening to her in my first year in the university, and she's still doing it for me.
Her lyrical depth is something else. Her melodies are amazing. And she's got an excellent personality and a cute laugh.

I just love her to bits.

"Loved Me Back to Life" and "House on Fire" always touch my soul.
Romance / Re: Me? Do The Dishes With You? For What? by AntiNormal(m): 1:18am On Aug 25, 2018
fulldepth:
Me?? do the dishes with u??
what kind of stupid love is that one?? angry  Imagine her telling me that i have to do the dishes wif her??
angry angry angry angry


You say it like it's a problem. It's really not.
In my opinion, I think you should be glad she asked. Some girls wouldn't, and then they'll get mad at you for not offering or knowing that they want you to. Her asking just means she wants to connect with you and have fun. No need to get so huffy about it.
Also, don't be so set in your somewhat neanderthal ways that you don't recognize a good thing when you have it. Your girlfriend asking you to do the dishes WITH her - not FOR - is not an insult or a stab at your manly manliness. It's a invitation to hang out and chill with her.
Reverse the situation and imagine if you asked her to help you wash your car. Doesn't mean you can't do it by yourself. Just means you want to be close to her while you do it.
Think man.
Nairaland / General / Re: List 5 Weird Facts About You by AntiNormal(m): 8:44pm On Mar 02, 2018
MissJoy29:
lol...this kind story eh!
The only song I know from him is "sorry". Know it? Lol @you are off your game cool
Ok...let's see how it goes.

Trust me... It's one for the ages... Who doesn't?
I've sent you an email...
Nairaland / General / Re: List 5 Weird Facts About You by AntiNormal(m): 8:11pm On Mar 02, 2018
MissJoy29:

Pele. Gist me. What happened? Why were you running? shocked

I'm literally giving you all the answers here. And like you said earlier, some things shouldn't be said here. cool

I'm not a Justin Bieber fan so I don't know his voice. undecided

It's a long, slightly confusing, inappropriately hilarious, and overall sad story...

You are?
God... I'm off my game...
True that...

I'm not a fan either... Just thought you'd know the song...
Oh well...


How 'bout this?
I'll email you, and then if you reply, I'll give you my number so you can hear the full gist?
Nairaland / General / Re: List 5 Weird Facts About You by AntiNormal(m): 8:03pm On Mar 02, 2018
MissJoy29:

Yeah....sometimes it's good to be adventurous & not follow the normal path (door). Don't you think?

But seriously, figure out what I mean.


I would, but I've had a really bad day and I don't think my head is in the right place... I literally had to run for my life at one point...
So, please just tell me...
What do you mean?

P.s.
You can read the last line in Justin Bieber's voice if it'll help any...
Nairaland / General / Re: List 5 Weird Facts About You by AntiNormal(m): 7:39pm On Mar 02, 2018
MissJoy29:
Hmmmm...it's alright.
Nobody likes to share

Exactly... *Cue appropriate period of silence

So, are we still doing the window thing?
Nairaland / General / Re: List 5 Weird Facts About You by AntiNormal(m): 6:27pm On Mar 02, 2018
MissJoy29:

Yeah grin
So, just go ahead and say it, will ya.


Maybe I shouldn't... There are other people on here, who are probably not interested in seeing us do this again...
Besides, in a way, that would be like sharing...
I don't like to share...
Nairaland / General / Re: List 5 Weird Facts About You by AntiNormal(m): 5:14pm On Mar 02, 2018
MissJoy29:
which of the messages in particular? cool

Like you don't know... You just want to hear me say it, don't you?
Nairaland / General / Re: List 5 Weird Facts About You by AntiNormal(m): 5:01pm On Mar 02, 2018
MissJoy29:

There he is! Finally! Where are your people? They got tired and left now the show is about starting


The show?
So, wait, all of the messages from before were just fore.play?
Nairaland / General / Re: List 5 Weird Facts About You by AntiNormal(m): 4:59pm On Mar 02, 2018
MissJoy29:
Eeyah! Pele
Ehn... It is what it is...
Nairaland / General / Re: List 5 Weird Facts About You by AntiNormal(m): 4:59pm On Mar 02, 2018
MissJoy29:

There he is! Finally! Where are your people? They got tired and left now the show is about starting


Miss me?
My people?
cheesy
I trust that they're advancing the struggle elsewhere...
Nairaland / General / Re: List 5 Weird Facts About You by AntiNormal(m): 3:41pm On Mar 02, 2018
MissJoy29:

omg! shocked
@Antinormal, what is really happening? That you are silent in all these is making things worse o. See how your guys are blaming me up & down cry

@boyjo, you do shakara when there's a cause or reason to. There's no reason to do shakara here for me.

Again, how can I recognise that someone I haven't seen before is decent just cos we quoted each other 3 times or less? I really wish the world is that simple and less complicated.

Except there's something else y'all ain't telling me here.


Hey... Don't fight it... grin
Uh no... Don't cry... You'll make me cry too...
cry


Um... As the person in question, I can honestly say that I'm a fairly decent person... I mean I don't pay taxes or anything, but I'm not so bad...
Nairaland / General / Re: List 5 Weird Facts About You by AntiNormal(m): 3:35pm On Mar 02, 2018
Hungarriman:
My own be say, i no wan miss the party jollof. Antinormal no let boys down ooo, even if e no happen, just cook party jollof, invite boys come chop, we don try naa. Raydatluvs innit?


Bros... Las las, rice go dey... Anyhow wey e happen...

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Nairaland / General / Re: List 5 Weird Facts About You by AntiNormal(m): 3:33pm On Mar 02, 2018
MissJoy29:

See me see wahala o shocked

But seriously, which mbo ka ogbara? Cos I don't see any. You know. He knows too. That's why he has been keeping quiet. Isn't that right @Antinormal? tongue


Actually no... He's been quiet because his phone has issues...
Nairaland / General / Re: List 5 Weird Facts About You by AntiNormal(m): 12:35am On Feb 28, 2018
statrboiTolu:
1. I masturbate with both hands 2. I love sniffing panties 3. I dislike girls that form too much.. 4. I love hairy puuuuseeeee 5. I'm a born again christain...
With both hands? Wow... Just wow... That's a very hands-on approach... XD
Nairaland / General / Re: List 5 Weird Facts About You by AntiNormal(m): 12:31am On Feb 28, 2018
MissJoy29:

Lol...I can just imagine his face when I type my number here. Meanwhile, we are just here enjoying our harmless chit chat with nothing else in mind. In his mind, he will be like, "who send this one? Isn't that right, AntiNormal? grin


You got me... cheesy
Nairaland / General / Re: List 5 Weird Facts About You by AntiNormal(m): 12:30am On Feb 28, 2018
raydatluvs:
Sisi,give the brother your digits already ...will ya?

PS. Doesn't devalue you even by a kobo cry

Shey?
Nairaland / General / Re: List 5 Weird Facts About You by AntiNormal(m): 12:51am On Feb 26, 2018
placeofallure:
I don't eat chicken, turkey or gizzard or offal. I eat only beef and fish
I love to wink at babies when their mommas are not looking
I have a phobia for figures- I got F9 in Mathematics
I have never been heartbroken in relationships. Mind you I'm not a beginner
For a girl, I think I watch too much porn. Yes! Just for the fun of it!


Really? Why not?
I make weird and sometimes funny faces at 'em.
I don't fear numbers or anything, but I very much prefer the company of words.
No comment.
Too much porn?
O.o
Just how much porn do you watch anyway?
Nairaland / General / Re: List 5 Weird Facts About You by AntiNormal(m): 12:48am On Feb 26, 2018
MissJoy29:

Bring it on then... smiley


Oh... It will be brought!


Fair warning though... I have been known to go a little overboard with bringing aforementioned it, and I may or may not start stalking you in the process... XD

Completely random and unrelated question: which window is yours?
Nairaland / General / Re: List 5 Weird Facts About You by AntiNormal(m): 1:14pm On Feb 25, 2018
MissJoy29:

Lol...number?
Naaah...I prefer the window approach. I will cover myself properly while waiting for you cool
We don't have thieves in my area by God's Grace too


The window huh?
Okay. Sure... I'm game if you are...

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Nairaland / General / Re: List 5 Weird Facts About You by AntiNormal(m): 5:54am On Feb 25, 2018
anayolity:
Okay...emmmm...how do we go about being your boyfriend

Smooth... �
Nairaland / General / Re: List 5 Weird Facts About You by AntiNormal(m): 5:54am On Feb 25, 2018
anayolity:
Okay...emmmm...how do we go about being your boyfriend

Smooth... �
Nairaland / General / Re: List 5 Weird Facts About You by AntiNormal(m): 11:33pm On Feb 24, 2018
MissJoy29:

I'm in my house cool



Normally, I'd say something like leave your window open, but that would probably just end up with you getting a terrible cold, or robbed...
Or both...

So, how 'bout I get your number instead?

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