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Romance / Re: It's Almost That Time Of The Year Again.. Ladies Vs Guys Coming Back From Abroad by AntiNormal(m): 4:47pm On Dec 14, 2020 |
I like the way you write.
It's very clean and entertaining to read. Are you a writer? |
Romance / Re: Guys, What About A Lady Attract You? by AntiNormal(m): 12:03pm On Dec 10, 2020 |
First of all, her eyes. There's a certain shine that a girl will have in her eyes, and I won't be able to look away. That's why I always look at a girl's eyes first. The way she speaks. A girl that speaks intelligently, with a very clear understanding of what she means. Any girl that can hold a decent, purposeful conversation is one that can keep my attention. A rocking bod. Because I'm just a man. I won't lie. If she's got a body to die for, then... yeah. Hell yeah. 4 Likes |
Romance / Re: Most Nigerian Girls Can't Hold A Conversation by AntiNormal(m): 12:15am On Dec 01, 2020 |
I agree with the OP, for the most part. Most of the girls I have met can't hold a decent conversation to save their lives. And not just online. Even in person, too. There's no depth, which is really sad. For online convos, I agree that attraction is a key factor i.e. She'll probably put in more effort if she's attracted to you, but the numbers don't look good for the ladies on this own. I'm not hating or throwing shade. I'm just sayin'. As far as conversations go, there isn't a lot a guy can do with "k" and "lol." And don't get me started on one word replies. They're a different kind of frustrating. I don't know if it's because they don't have anything interesting to say, or they're just not willing to make the effort. These days, once I get the feeling that the conversation isn't going to fly, I slowly vanish. |
Romance / Re: Most Nigerian Girls Can't Hold A Conversation by AntiNormal(m): 12:03am On Dec 01, 2020 |
KimberlyWest: An excellent response if I ever saw one. Well said. The part in bold letters was just dripping sarcasm when I read it. |
Literature / Re: A Short, Weird Excerpt by AntiNormal(m): 8:07pm On Jul 07, 2020 |
I wrote the above a while ago and I'm really curious to hear what people think about it. Drop a comment, or two, and tell me what you think. |
Literature / A Short, Weird Excerpt by AntiNormal(m): 8:05pm On Jul 07, 2020 |
It was then that I saw him. He wasn't human. He couldn't have been. Not looking like that. For one, his skin was gold. Not yellow. Not fair. Gold. As in, his body looked like it was made of gold. Like he was a living, golden statue. He didn't have any hair on his body. Instead, he had markings, like someone had given him tattoos with a chisel instead of ink. They were all over his body, from the top of his bald head, down to his toes. He was big, with a wide, deep chest and arms that would have made weight-lifters the world over weep for joy. Under it, he was wearing a loincloth and nothing else. And, he was seated on a throne. I kid you not. This being was seated on an actual throne. I stopped walking. I just had to. There was something about him that just radiated power. Not strength. Power. Just from looking at him, I could tell that this being could do things. Many things. Maybe even anything he wanted. Then I noticed a chilling detail. On his middle left finger, he was wearing a ring. And not just any ring. It was the same ring as my mother's. I frowned and turned to look at my mother, to ask her - for the umpteenth time - what was going on, only to see that she was kneeling down. I didn't even know that she'd let go of my hand. And even more confusing was that she wasn't just kneeling down. She was bowing. Her head was pressed against the floor and her hands were held together like she was begging. The being on the chair spoke. His voice was like nothing I'd ever heard before in my life. It was low and heavy, like how a bass guitar would sound if it learned how to talk. "Wife," he said to my mother, whose head was still pressed to the floor. Then he turned to me, with eyes that were so black, they shone. "Son." * Okay. Let me explain why I freaked out. For one, he called my mother, "wife." Now as far as I knew, Mr. Israel Ayala was my father and my mother's husband. He was short and dark, with hair that was slowly turning grey. And he was an undying Barcelona fan. I mean, sure, he was difficult at times, but that was part of what made him a dad. That was what made him my dad. So, hearing a demon - I was sure of it now - call my mother "wife" was understandably upsetting. And then, there was the other thing, where he'd called me "son." The first problem with that was that it implied a paternal relationship to me. I couldn't speak for anyone else, but I sure as hell did not want anything to do with a golden, glowing, black-eyed, throne-sitting, loincloth-wearing demon. And all of that was before we even got to the most important problem. Which was the fact that I was a girl. So, son? Nuh-uh. Not even as a joke. 1 Like |
Romance / Re: My Ex-boyfriend Sent Me Money by AntiNormal(m): 10:55am On May 27, 2020 |
Genset: Why is it weird exactly? Also, what did you think he was going to put in the account? Potatoes? 1 Like |
Phones / Re: Screenshot Your Homepage..lets Have Fun by AntiNormal(m): 1:14pm On Apr 17, 2020 |
This is mine. 2 Likes
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Romance / Re: D by AntiNormal(m): 3:08pm On Apr 13, 2020 |
Romanoff: You have a good head on your shoulders. |
Romance / Re: What Is That Music/ Musician Whose Song Puts You In A Mood? by AntiNormal(m): 2:34pm On Apr 13, 2020 |
funmisticqueen2: Sia. Sia is easily is my favorite female musician of all time. I started listening to her in my first year in the university, and she's still doing it for me. Her lyrical depth is something else. Her melodies are amazing. And she's got an excellent personality and a cute laugh. � I just love her to bits. "Loved Me Back to Life" and "House on Fire" always touch my soul. |
Romance / Re: Me? Do The Dishes With You? For What? by AntiNormal(m): 1:18am On Aug 25, 2018 |
fulldepth: You say it like it's a problem. It's really not. In my opinion, I think you should be glad she asked. Some girls wouldn't, and then they'll get mad at you for not offering or knowing that they want you to. Her asking just means she wants to connect with you and have fun. No need to get so huffy about it. Also, don't be so set in your somewhat neanderthal ways that you don't recognize a good thing when you have it. Your girlfriend asking you to do the dishes WITH her - not FOR - is not an insult or a stab at your manly manliness. It's a invitation to hang out and chill with her. Reverse the situation and imagine if you asked her to help you wash your car. Doesn't mean you can't do it by yourself. Just means you want to be close to her while you do it. Think man. |
Nairaland / General / Re: List 5 Weird Facts About You by AntiNormal(m): 8:44pm On Mar 02, 2018 |
MissJoy29: Trust me... It's one for the ages... Who doesn't? I've sent you an email... |
Nairaland / General / Re: List 5 Weird Facts About You by AntiNormal(m): 8:11pm On Mar 02, 2018 |
MissJoy29: It's a long, slightly confusing, inappropriately hilarious, and overall sad story... You are? God... I'm off my game... True that... I'm not a fan either... Just thought you'd know the song... Oh well... How 'bout this? I'll email you, and then if you reply, I'll give you my number so you can hear the full gist? |
Nairaland / General / Re: List 5 Weird Facts About You by AntiNormal(m): 8:03pm On Mar 02, 2018 |
MissJoy29: I would, but I've had a really bad day and I don't think my head is in the right place... I literally had to run for my life at one point... So, please just tell me... What do you mean? P.s. You can read the last line in Justin Bieber's voice if it'll help any... |
Nairaland / General / Re: List 5 Weird Facts About You by AntiNormal(m): 7:39pm On Mar 02, 2018 |
MissJoy29: Exactly... *Cue appropriate period of silence So, are we still doing the window thing? |
Nairaland / General / Re: List 5 Weird Facts About You by AntiNormal(m): 6:27pm On Mar 02, 2018 |
MissJoy29: Maybe I shouldn't... There are other people on here, who are probably not interested in seeing us do this again... Besides, in a way, that would be like sharing... I don't like to share... |
Nairaland / General / Re: List 5 Weird Facts About You by AntiNormal(m): 5:14pm On Mar 02, 2018 |
MissJoy29: Like you don't know... You just want to hear me say it, don't you? |
Nairaland / General / Re: List 5 Weird Facts About You by AntiNormal(m): 5:01pm On Mar 02, 2018 |
MissJoy29: The show? So, wait, all of the messages from before were just fore.play? |
Nairaland / General / Re: List 5 Weird Facts About You by AntiNormal(m): 4:59pm On Mar 02, 2018 |
MissJoy29:Ehn... It is what it is... |
Nairaland / General / Re: List 5 Weird Facts About You by AntiNormal(m): 4:59pm On Mar 02, 2018 |
MissJoy29: Miss me? My people? I trust that they're advancing the struggle elsewhere... |
Nairaland / General / Re: List 5 Weird Facts About You by AntiNormal(m): 3:41pm On Mar 02, 2018 |
MissJoy29: Hey... Don't fight it... Uh no... Don't cry... You'll make me cry too... Um... As the person in question, I can honestly say that I'm a fairly decent person... I mean I don't pay taxes or anything, but I'm not so bad... |
Nairaland / General / Re: List 5 Weird Facts About You by AntiNormal(m): 3:35pm On Mar 02, 2018 |
Hungarriman: Bros... Las las, rice go dey... Anyhow wey e happen... 1 Like |
Nairaland / General / Re: List 5 Weird Facts About You by AntiNormal(m): 3:33pm On Mar 02, 2018 |
MissJoy29: Actually no... He's been quiet because his phone has issues... |
Nairaland / General / Re: List 5 Weird Facts About You by AntiNormal(m): 12:35am On Feb 28, 2018 |
statrboiTolu:With both hands? Wow... Just wow... That's a very hands-on approach... XD |
Nairaland / General / Re: List 5 Weird Facts About You by AntiNormal(m): 12:31am On Feb 28, 2018 |
MissJoy29: You got me... |
Nairaland / General / Re: List 5 Weird Facts About You by AntiNormal(m): 12:30am On Feb 28, 2018 |
raydatluvs: Shey? |
Nairaland / General / Re: List 5 Weird Facts About You by AntiNormal(m): 12:51am On Feb 26, 2018 |
placeofallure: Really? Why not? I make weird and sometimes funny faces at 'em. I don't fear numbers or anything, but I very much prefer the company of words. No comment. Too much porn? O.o Just how much porn do you watch anyway? |
Nairaland / General / Re: List 5 Weird Facts About You by AntiNormal(m): 12:48am On Feb 26, 2018 |
MissJoy29: Oh... It will be brought! Fair warning though... I have been known to go a little overboard with bringing aforementioned it, and I may or may not start stalking you in the process... XD Completely random and unrelated question: which window is yours? |
Nairaland / General / Re: List 5 Weird Facts About You by AntiNormal(m): 1:14pm On Feb 25, 2018 |
MissJoy29: The window huh? Okay. Sure... I'm game if you are... 1 Like |
Nairaland / General / Re: List 5 Weird Facts About You by AntiNormal(m): 5:54am On Feb 25, 2018 |
anayolity: Smooth... � |
Nairaland / General / Re: List 5 Weird Facts About You by AntiNormal(m): 5:54am On Feb 25, 2018 |
anayolity: Smooth... � |
Nairaland / General / Re: List 5 Weird Facts About You by AntiNormal(m): 11:33pm On Feb 24, 2018 |
MissJoy29: Normally, I'd say something like leave your window open, but that would probably just end up with you getting a terrible cold, or robbed... Or both... So, how 'bout I get your number instead? 3 Likes |
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