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Religion / Re: Is this Why Did Adam Sinned? by anukulapo: 4:09pm On Mar 05, 2023
Kobojunkie:
Adam was not weak. Weakness is an excuse, not a reason. undecided
Q - Why did the table break?
A - ... The wood is weak

The table wasn't weak. Weakness is an excuse, not a reason 😏

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Religion / Re: You Are Above Angels by anukulapo: 9:55pm On Feb 16, 2023
kpakpandoN:
Psalm 91:11-12 says the Lord will command His angels to carry you in their hands. Hebrews 1:13-14 tells us that angels are ministering spirits – in other words, they are sent to serve those who are children of God. When people ask, “Daddy, why are you travelling alone at night, don’t you know it is dangerous?” I tell them I have my own bodyguards, only that they cannot be seen – two huge fellows, each one capable of dealing with any amount of confrontations. Their names are Goodness and Mercy. As Psalm 23:6 says, Goodness and Mercy shall follow you all the days of your life.

The first time you see an angel, you would most likely be afraid, because they are very huge. They are also very powerful – so powerful that one angel can kill 185,000 soldiers in one night (2 Kings 19:35). Whether you believe it or not, the day you became born again, one of such big and powerful angels was assigned to follow you everywhere you go and to do whatever you want him to do in line with the will of God. Anytime your enemies think they have gotten you, your angel can come in the middle of the night to save you (Acts 5:17-25, Acts 12:5-11).

Now, you must understand that even though angels are assigned to serve you, you still need to give them instructions to follow. They are primarily subject to God’s instructions, so to instruct them, echo God’s word back to them and they will obey promptly. For example, God has already said that they will carry you so that you would not dash your foot against a stone (Psalm 91:12), this means that you can ask God to command them to clear any form of accident from your path before embarking on a journey. God said that if enemies gather against you in one way, they would flee in seven (Deuteronomy 28:7), so you can ask God to command angels to scatter the camp of your enemies.

You must understand though, that God’s word is only potent in the mouth of His children; if you are not born again, rather than angels obeying you, they can work against you. If you don’t believe me, ask Balaam (Numbers 22:21-35).
Written by Pastor E.A. Adeboye.
Lol. You're not above angels.
If the last born child of a family is being catered for by the first born, does that make him/her greater?

...What is man...? You made him a little lower than angels... (Psalm 8:5, Heb 2:7)

Man is privileged on this side (earth), as per being in-charge of a world (and EVERY other creatures).
We are on the top of the chain (angels aren't at the top over there) ... And their coming here is to help man (since after the fall), to minister to him, so as to stand firm in the redemption (see 1 Peter 1:12)

The angels marvel at God's grace to mere mortal. The angels that fell were delivered onto chains of darkness BUT God himself crafted a plan to save man even before the fall; he'd already provided a way out before the foundation of the earth.

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I'll update later
Romance / Re: Which Habit Do You Have Among These Four(pics attached) by anukulapo: 7:38am On Jul 25, 2022
Offpoint1:
Scratching my balls then sniffing it and passing out from the stench. It gives me this ecstasy like I'm in heaven basking in glory.

You're going off point �
Politics / Re: Helen Atekha Odemwingie Suspended For Wearing Police Uniform by anukulapo: 8:47pm On Mar 16, 2022
Quitam:
NPF is not disciplined at all. By the way, why do governors wear military camouflage?
The constitution permits them, and for acts such as entertainment
Car Talk / How Much Does A Car Engine Determine As Regarding Speed by anukulapo: 9:57am On Nov 26, 2021
I'm asking this for education purpose.

I recently got into discussion with a friend and it was about a 2005 BMW X3 outrunning a 2008 Toyota Tundra (I had to include the year so that you can get the spec info for the bases of my stand point, and educate us correctly).

Long story short, my point was that the ability of a car to "speed" is determined basically by things like torque, horses power, weight but my point was countered by the almighty "German machine" stand point.

Another listener even believed that the Toyota Hilux will outrun a Hummer � (He drives a government Hilux � often as part of the "pilot" convoy).

I know what I know, BUT what I don't know is how to best educate them.
Please, give layman analysis and/or technical analysis that I can share with them on this matter.

Thanks

P.S.
Unless of course I'm wrong, then I need to be educated.
Health / Re: Pain During Sex by anukulapo: 7:33pm On Nov 03, 2021
It's nothing serious. Be sure to use lubricant (buy over the counter) no use Vaseline o
She'll be alright. It takes some getting used to. Once she gets into the flow, have sex often before baby come wan pass the small canal ✌️

Me23:
Hello my Nairalanders,

I will go straight to the point and won't waste your time. I just recently got married let say 3weeks now, my wife was a virgin when I met her and we didn't have sex not until our wedding night. On the wedding night, I couldn't penetrate in as it was difficult for both of us because she always feels serious pain anytime I tried to enter. Finally I was able to enter on the third day, even at that it was just the small part of penise that was able to enter but mehn she scream so loud but sha I could confirm the blood.

After that we've had series of love making and I always go slow as I know that's her first time, but anytime am about to go in, she always feel pain both during and after sex. Sometimes the pain will reduce and while atimes the pain will be so much that I will have to stop the love making as I couldn't take it while seeing her in pain, she would want me to continue because she wants to satisfy me and because I could wait all this while without having sex.

Before our wedding, we decided to do some check up for any kind of infection so as not to take any chances for anything that would ruin our sexual life, and we were treated accordingly. After this experience of pain, we had to surf the net to know what could cause the pain, and some of the results and things that could lead to can be pain during sex are: genitals wart, lesion, blisters around the genitals, scratching and having burning sensation around the genitals etc I checked her vagina to see if there's such I didn't find any and she also claims she doesn't scratch or experience any burning sensation.

Pls to all the doctors in the house and to those that have had such experience pls help this guy and his wife. I was on celibacy for two years o and now that I'm ready to enjoy sex now this one come dey show up.
Family / Re: Bored In Marriage by anukulapo: 11:21am On Oct 16, 2021
Married and bored, single and lonely

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Science/Technology / Re: 16-Year-Old Chukwu Emmanuel Builds Helicopter and Jet Toys by anukulapo: 9:02am On Aug 19, 2021
Unfortunately, he'll be very useless to the Nigerian state embarassed cry

My best wishes for him
Education / Re: Port-Harcourt Teacher Beats 11-Year-Old Special-Needs Student (Disturbing Photos by anukulapo: 12:12pm On Feb 10, 2021
Even if he's not a special needs student... The teacher should be arrested first, then the search for any organisation that is interested in the case can continue
Politics / Re: Female Soldiers Deployed To Anambra To Restore Normalcy. by anukulapo: 9:34am On Oct 31, 2020
Damikjay:
I think female soldiers will show more compassion to the citizen than their male counter part.
Else, the war that will ensue will require more make soldiers. In a social order like ours, it's going to be incredibly difficult for female soldiers to meet out the ruthless inhumane acts like their male counterparts do without a standoff.

It's a psychological tact to send in female soldiers.

Generally, in war and conflict, women are seen as lesser threat.
Good move I should say.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Russian Troops Battle Each Other To Earn Much-Prized Special Forces Beret (Pics) by anukulapo: 12:08pm On Oct 04, 2020
Patriarchs, mtchew. I can't find a single lady in the picture. They probably discriminated against them in the competition.
Travel / Re: Honesty and Contentment: My Experience In Zimbabwe. by anukulapo: 3:12am On Aug 19, 2020
This you said right here is true. Human beings are bound to err. The need to make crime not worth it even if life is not so good cannot be watered down by ideal of expecting citizens to "play their part".
Society needs justice a fair and just criminal system that is quick and spares no sacred cow!

That being said, @OP, Vixlot ; I and my immediate circle of friends would return the car too if it were in Nigeria (I can say that boldly). I'll say that your doubt may be valid but there are many random Nigerians too at the airport that will do the same.
Don't let the hushpuppi image rob off on your judgement, and the evils of the government.
I suppose that OP would return a car if approaches at a Nigerian airport too. If so, then there's one more count of hope that we've not all lost our human dignity for the pursuit of money.

The government is a total failure, yes, I know but not all Nigerians have failed yet.

rontolo:
The government has a massive role to play. Building a criminal justice system that works, so that crime is met with justice, quickly. Leaders must lead by example, not the flamboyance, rampant corruption of public officials.

The problem is our culture. We worship money. Get rich at all cost. Nobody bothers as to source.

I will be candid. I have no faith in Nigeria whatsoever. The future is extremely gloomy. The leaders we elect at all levels of governance is nothing short of a disaster!
Politics / Tolulope Arotile, Nigeria’s First Female Combat Helicopter Pilot, Dies At 23 by anukulapo: 2:03am On Jul 15, 2020
Flying Officer Tolulope Arotile, the first-ever female combat helicopter pilot in Nigeria, is dead. She was barely 23 years of age.

Arotile died as a result of head injuries sustained from a road traffic accident at Nigerian Air Force (NAF) Base Kaduna.

Her death came barely a year after she was winged as a combat helicopter pilot in the Air Force following the completion of her course in South Africa.

Confirming the accident, NAF Director of Public Relations and Information, Air Commodore Ibikunle Daramola, said until her death, ‪Flying Officer Arotile, who was commissioned into the NAF in September 2017 as a member of Nigerian Defence Academy Regular Course 64, was the first ever female combat helicopter pilot in the service.‬

He said: “During her short but impactful stay in the service, late Arotile, who hails from Iffe in Ijumu Local Government Area of Kogi State, contributed significantly to the efforts to rid the North Central States of armed bandits and other criminal elements by flying several combat missions under Operation GAMA AIKI in Minna, Niger State.

“The Chief of Air Staff, Air Marshal Sadique Abubakar, on behalf officers, airmen, airwomen and civilian staff of the NAF, commiserates with the family of late ‪Flying Officer Arotile‬ over this irreparable loss. We pray that the Almighty God grant her soul eternal rest.”
https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.thisdaylive.com/index.php/2020/07/15/breaking-arotile-nigerias-first-female-combat-helicopter-pilot-dies-at-23/amp/

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Politics / Re: Video Of Aboru Burst Pipeline: LASG Says Residents Should Not Be Worried by anukulapo: 5:07am On Jul 08, 2020
There's no video attached. Sad development though
Health / Re: How I Overcame Marijuana Addiction (Weed) by anukulapo: 6:19am On Jun 21, 2020
Tansismmg:
Thank God for you bro, am an addicted smoker too but what i don’t like about it is that it not always make me to have confidence when I ever I smoke it and my heart will be beating, though it make me sleep every well and at the same time it make me worry much. So I only decide to limit it but not quitting it because if should say I want to quit it am lying to myself and God but have really really limit smoking because as at last year, smoking is just like a food to me, is just like eating breakfast, lunch, dinner and it every fucking day. So for me to limit it and I can stay for a week not puting smoke in my mouth definitely I can finally stop it. Thanks ��
Good, the heart beating is a combination of both the psychomotor effect of marijuana powered by societal effect.

If it were legal, your heart will beat less.

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Health / Re: How I Overcame Marijuana Addiction (Weed) by anukulapo: 6:06am On Jun 21, 2020
PaulH07:


Very intriguing and educative story.

I'm also battling alcohol and tobacco addiction presently.

I smoke 3packets of benson switch everyday. That's #1200 being burnt to ashes daily.

And when I get drunk, I start singing out loud and disturbing everyone in the beer parlor. I think I'm having fun at that point in time, but afterwards- I become as depressed as ever, when I realise how stupid I've been...
Cigarette will kill you for sure, and faster.
₦1200 per day no go do you very soon.

The temptation in this is that cigarette is legal, you can live right next to NDLEA HQ and police HQ and be smoking your thing.
What you don't know is that that's the trap that gets you smoking more.

The government knows this but they are happy because they collect tax on cigarette, which is why marijuana is illegal.
The process is too independent for them to make money from. Users can cultivate and consume their own weed.

Switch to ₦100 per day (weed) and never graduate from it like the op did (exploring sk, loud and co.)
Na so person dey graduate go cocaine and heroin and co.
If you just like cloud 9, Na so you go dey chase am dey go

If you stop feeling it's (weed) trip, quit!
It had finished serving you be that. Of you don't want to quit, stick to it but never lose your consciousness.

Different effect for different smokers. When you know yours, know it's limit.

Overall, it's best limited to social life and nothing more.

People have their personal problems and the devil in them pushes them to things but than them at that opportunity.
There are lots of people who mismanage their finances that aren't smokers.
There are people who are living reckless lives that are teetotaler

Take lessons from the op but don't associate things.
Smoking is bad for your health. Like too much sugar and salt is going to kill you!

All are avoidable, don't be decided!
Religion / Re: Reno Omokri Writes About Wedding, Christianity And Church by anukulapo: 5:17am On Jun 21, 2020
Zabiboy:

MANY WOMEN ARE UNMARRIED, NOT BECAUSE THEY CANT FIND A MAN BUT BECAUSE THEY CANT FIND A MAN RICH ENOUGH TO PAY FOR THE WEDDING SHOW-OFF THAT THEY AND THEIR FAMILY ARE TOO POOR TO AFFORD..
*drops pen
Your wisdom will not finish. Say amen
Travel / Re: Lockdown: My Visit To Street Market In Greece (photos) by anukulapo: 12:01pm On Apr 27, 2020
CollinsWeGlobe:
I bought fish and calamari
You sure say those fishes are original so. Why files no dey perch on then like they'll have been doing here in Street markets in Nigeria grin
Religion / Re: 666 Is Money? by anukulapo: 8:52am On Feb 17, 2020
BlueAngel444:
yes sir
Great. I first read a similar article about 8 years ago.
Religion / Re: 666 Is Money? by anukulapo: 9:52pm On Feb 16, 2020
BlueAngel444:
I am the one. My name isn't important
Your wrote the original article?
Family / Re: How Do I Overcome This Temptation From This Sexy Lady? by anukulapo: 2:48pm On Feb 10, 2020
chigoziri2403:
I first met her in Jos, I asked her for a fling, she refused, after much persuasion, she agreed, when she came to my apartment, she met one of my friends with benefits, she left and bluntly refused my advances after, I gave up.

Fast forward, met her in Abuja, we exchanged contacts. She was still extra sexy, she is built the way I like women: slim, small breast, flat tummy and huge ass.

She asked me for financial favour via whatsapp, I gave her. Her Whatsapp status are her videos dancing seductively without bra.

I stopped viewing them, one day she sent them directly to me, but later claimed it was meant for another person, I am greatly tempted to ask her for sex just once to get her out of my thoughts
But here is the problem, she was once friends with my wife before I got married, and they had a big misunderstanding that's before I met my wife, they have mutual friends, lots of them, I don't want to ask her for a fling, and she ends up telling her friends who might tell my wife, her seduction is too much.

WHAT DO I DO?

Marry her as second wife man. You'll get your chance to fling her over and again.
Take my advice seriously, you'll be glad your did.
TV/Movies / Re: 50 Cartoons That Were Shown On Nigerian Television In The 1970s And '80s. by anukulapo: 5:49pm On Feb 08, 2020
Gidison:
I used to love 'Ovide and the Gang'

Thumbs up.
You just saved me stress. I've been tryna remember the name of the cartoon
Politics / Re: Falana To Seyi Makinde: Pay Off Elected Chairmen Or Let Them Serve Their Tenure by anukulapo: 3:15pm On Feb 04, 2020
Thegoodone13:
All comments above show ignorant of law. They are elected into that post and the governor challenge the process that make them chairman. The governor can either allow them to spend their tenure or he pay them off and conduct another election. The governor will pay all their salary for three years.

From his pocket?
Celebrities / Re: Bobrisky Denies Being Arrested By Soldiers, Says His Cars Were Not Seized by anukulapo: 11:14pm On Jan 24, 2020
Shibaraba:
What if I tell you he arranged for himself to be arrested
So as to make the news.
This guy acts mumuishly (if that's a word) and I don't like his cross dressing but by Jove I love his brains.
He is as smart as the fabled tortoise
And he knows how to use his publicity.

One day una go hear say bros Don get three kids outside, he just dey use us catch cruise.
He dey use us sell market

No, he's preparing the society's mind for the coming invasion.

The lion and the hyena living together

It'll have been sunk deeply into the society's conscious and subconscious minds. It'll be easy to cause division over the matter between the people who'll have hitherto resisted but then, it will be a matter of being liberal or homophobic

Crime / Re: Corper Princess Motunrayo Bolufemi Commits Suicide In Kogi (Suicide Note) by anukulapo: 12:36pm On Jan 12, 2020
Smartchoiice:

To house the dicck?
yes
Crime / Re: Corper Princess Motunrayo Bolufemi Commits Suicide In Kogi (Suicide Note) by anukulapo: 11:49am On Jan 12, 2020
Smartchoiice:

That'll be to stay alive facing whatever challenges ahead
Na the Akure local girl I dey refer to
Crime / Re: Corper Princess Motunrayo Bolufemi Commits Suicide In Kogi (Suicide Note) by anukulapo: 11:15am On Jan 12, 2020
Smartchoiice:

See her suicide note... Meanwhile one Nairaland Akure local girl decided to house a stranger for one week alone in her house just because of free sexx
She made a smartchoiice grin
Religion / Re: "Nigeria Will Be Among The World Powers By the Year 2020" - Bishop David Oyedepo by anukulapo: 7:07am On Dec 27, 2019
BitCraftman:
Many users here will rather see Oyedepo's prophecy not come to pass by 2020 than see Nigeria prosper.
Hate can override, corrupt and nullify one's love for an entity so easily.

I will take It to mean God wanted us to be there by 2020 but we bungled it once again.
I am still thinking of how best to reply this post.

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Pets / Re: Advice Me On Which Dogs To Buy by anukulapo: 11:49am On Dec 25, 2019
Daniwak:
Well i need a strong, agile, alert dog for security purposes. I have 4 in mind but i need advice on which to buy.

1. Doberman pinscher
2. Rotweiler
3. German shepherd
4. Boer bull
5. Bull mastiff
1,2,3 best option.

1 and 2 are similar but the major characteristics to note is that Dobby takes things more seriously than Rottie.

If you have children around, go for Rottie.

GSD will save you some trouble in that they bark, and can ward off intruders unlike those other two guys. With them (Dobby and Rottie) you may have police case often than you imagine while they are at their guard duty (especially if poorly socialized)

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Pets / Re: Wanted: Female Doberman Puppy by anukulapo: 11:17am On Dec 25, 2019
GAZZUZZ:


Drop the vin wink
Hehehe vin Kwa! And engine capacity too. Lol

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Travel / Re: For Those Traveling For Christmas, How Much Is Your Transport Fare? by anukulapo: 7:32am On Dec 25, 2019
teefaht:
Last week: Abuja to Lagos 16500
This week: same route 10k
Presently Lagos to Abuja 19k

Courtesy: GIGM

�This life I can't kill myself o, allow me to rest o

I ain't traveling.

After spending like 30k on transport, you will still spend all your year's savings at home.
Why not send your folks the 30k and let them pray for you.

Mind you, I supposed to go with my brother but we dey here together.

I haven't travelled this year though.
Thank God I didn't travel. 19k to suffer 12hrs back no worth am abeg

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