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Crime / These People Are Heartless by atkinboy: 8:14pm On Nov 09, 2009 |
Hey guys beware of these Do not scroll down if you do not have the heart, ok. If not, please delete this now, IT IS STRONGLY RECOMMENDED THAT PLEASE DO NOT VIEW THE BELOW PICTURES IF YOU ARE SOFT HEARTED * * * THE MEN EATER FAMILY PICNIC |
Jokes Etc / Re: Deliver Us From Akpan by atkinboy: 7:44pm On Nov 09, 2009 |
Thank you everybody did think Akpan is smart |
Jokes Etc / Re: Deliver Us From Akpan by atkinboy: 8:57pm On Nov 05, 2009 |
: i need more comment before i explode another joke |
Jokes Etc / Re: Deliver Us From Akpan by atkinboy: 8:38pm On Nov 05, 2009 |
i am expecting more comment |
Family / Re: Deliver Us From Akpan by atkinboy: 8:28pm On Nov 05, 2009 |
Thank u have resend it in the joke section,never the less u can still enjoy it,,,, |
Health / What U Need To Know by atkinboy: 10:14am On Nov 05, 2009 |
Hepatitis means inflammation of the liver. Certain drugs, some diseases, heavy alcohol use, bacterial and viral infections and toxins can all cause Hepatitis. Hepatitis is also the name of a family of viral infections that affect the liver; the most common types are Hepatitis A, Hepatitis B , and Hepatitis C. |
Jokes Etc / Re: Deliver Us From Akpan by atkinboy: 7:47pm On Nov 03, 2009 |
Thank u simonwale i am still with, but, i am still especting more comment. |
Jokes Etc / Deliver Us From Akpan by atkinboy: 3:56pm On Nov 03, 2009 |
AKPAN bought a new mobile phone. He sent a message to everyone on his phone book. The message reads: My mobile number has changed; earlier it was Nokia 3310, now it is Nokia 6610. Please take note, In a conversation: AKPAN : I am proud because my son is in Medical College Friend: Really? What is he studying? AKPAN: No, he is not studying, they are studying him. Akpan visits his Doctor : AKPAN: Doctor, in my dreams I play football every night. DOCTOR: Take these drugs and you will be okay. AKPAN: Can I take it tomorrow? Tonight is the final game. Akpan and his wife : AKPAN: If 2mrow I die, will you remarry? Wife: No! I will stay with my sister but if I die will you remarry? AKPAN: No, I will also stay with your sister. AKPAN: People consider me as a “GOD” Wife: How do you know? AKPAN: When I went to the park today, everybody said, oh GOD, you have come again. AKPAN comes back to his car and finds a note saying “parking fine” He writes a note and sticks it to a pole “Thanks for the compliment” How do you recognize Akpan in school? He is the one who erases the notes from his book when the teacher erases the board. Once AKPAN was walking, he had a glove in one hand and none on the other hand. So a man asked him why he did so. He replied: The weather forecast announced that on one hand, it would be cold and on the other hand it would be hot. AKPAN: Why are all these people running? Man: This is a race; the winner will get the cup. AKPAN: If only the winner will get the Cup, why are the others running? In a classroom: Teacher: “I killed a person. Convert this sentence into future tense” AKPAN: The future tense is “You will go to jail”. AKPAN told his servant: “Go and water the plants!” Servant: “It is already raining” AKPAN: “So what? Take an umbrella and go” I think Akpan is smart, his foolishness shows he still has a brain 1 Like |
Family / Re: For Your Reflection by atkinboy: 3:49pm On Nov 03, 2009 |
Simonwal, i cant wait to see more of this you are damn good |
Family / Re: For Your Reflection by atkinboy: 3:27pm On Nov 03, 2009 |
Walexy you r too much thanks for the messages, GOD bless u, |
Family / Deliver Us From Akpan by atkinboy: 3:13pm On Nov 03, 2009 |
AKPAN bought a new mobile phone. He sent a message to everyone on his phone book. The message reads: My mobile number has changed; earlier it was Nokia 3310, now it is Nokia 6610. Please take note, In a conversation: AKPAN : I am proud because my son is in Medical College Friend: Really? What is he studying? AKPAN: No, he is not studying, they are studying him. Akpan visits his Doctor : AKPAN: Doctor, in my dreams I play football every night. DOCTOR: Take these drugs and you will be okay. AKPAN: Can I take it tomorrow? Tonight is the final game. Akpan and his wife : AKPAN: If 2mrow I die, will you remarry? Wife: No! I will stay with my sister but if I die will you remarry? AKPAN: No, I will also stay with your sister. AKPAN: People consider me as a “GOD” Wife: How do you know? AKPAN: When I went to the park today, everybody said, oh GOD, you have come again. AKPAN comes back to his car and finds a note saying “parking fine” He writes a note and sticks it to a pole “Thanks for the compliment” How do you recognize Akpan in school? He is the one who erases the notes from his book when the teacher erases the board. Once AKPAN was walking, he had a glove in one hand and none on the other hand. So a man asked him why he did so. He replied: The weather forecast announced that on one hand, it would be cold and on the other hand it would be hot. AKPAN: Why are all these people running? Man: This is a race; the winner will get the cup. AKPAN: If only the winner will get the Cup, why are the others running? In a classroom: Teacher: “I killed a person. Convert this sentence into future tense” AKPAN: The future tense is “You will go to jail”. AKPAN told his servant: “Go and water the plants!” Servant: “It is already raining” AKPAN: “So what? Take an umbrella and go” I think Akpan is smart, his foolishness shows he still has a brain. |
Romance / Re: Can Man Be Trusted by atkinboy: 8:02pm On Oct 26, 2009 |
who is mr or mrs right, my grand ma do tell me trust no body |
Family / Re: Help, My Sister Is In Love With Our Cousin by atkinboy: 7:37pm On Oct 26, 2009 |
Every thing is possible to those who believes, did ur parent know about it |
Family / Re: Her Boyfriend Called Me: You Are Not Safe! Pls Help Me O by atkinboy: 5:12pm On Oct 19, 2009 |
i'm hmm sorry of this bad act i'm even ,i dont no what to say |
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