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Politics / Re: Judge Hands Off Nnamdi Kanu’s Trial, Remits Case File Back To Chief Justice by decatalyst(m): 12:34pm
The case just got officially prolonged!

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Travel / Re: Nigerian Man Tied To Luggage In Car Boot Over Hike In Transport Fares by decatalyst(m): 12:27pm
budaatum:
The driver will cry when road safety catch him.

Most likely this is in the North.

The rules that applies in the South and west doesn't apply in the North o.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Gunshots Fired In Trump's Vicinity At Golf Course by decatalyst(m): 8:58pm On Sep 21
ogbonti:


Coward don drop update…

why are you crying more than the bereaved?

Did Trump ask you for advise?

What Trump is fighting for is bigger than him


He doesn’t need your sympathy but ur prayers!

Nah your papa be coward.

And you are simply senile!
Properties / Re: What Level Can 20m Take Me In Building 5bedroom Duplex by decatalyst(m): 10:09pm On Sep 15
vitality22:
Good evening people, pls builders in the house, I have 20m and intend to start a 5 bedroom duplex building project.
What level can it take me? Land already available. Is it advisable to start this project?
Note that it's a 1 storey building

That amount is small one.

Building materials is not a joke anymore.

Ready 30-40m for a properly done 5bed duplex.
Politics / Re: Dangote Debunks Selling PMS At 898 Naira by decatalyst(m): 10:06pm On Sep 15
Trust this government and everyone connected to it at your own peril.
Politics / Re: Don’t Mislead Nigerians’ – Dangote Denies Selling Fuel To NNPCL At N898/litre by decatalyst(m): 10:05pm On Sep 15
Trust this government and everyone connected to it at your own peril.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Gunshots Fired In Trump's Vicinity At Golf Course by decatalyst(m): 9:23pm On Sep 15
Donald Trump should prioritize his life above returning as the president of the US.



With or without him, the United States will remain United.

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Fashion / Re: Customized Ankara Fabrics With Ola Daviva by decatalyst(m): 9:00pm On Sep 13
What is the least quantity/price that be ordered?
Properties / Re: General Topic Thread-To Discuss Anything And Everything in Building Construction by decatalyst(m): 10:36pm On Sep 07
Hello house.

Please, how much does tiler charge per Sam, especially in Ibadan.

Thank you.

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Properties / Re: General Topic Thread-To Discuss Anything And Everything in Building Construction by decatalyst(m): 9:26pm On Aug 29
rotecch77:

Thanks ma
Floor tiles settings to give precision finishings is also in progress
Watch out !

Where is he based and how much does he charge per meter, sir.
Health / Re: Lady With 2 Organs Shocks Nigerians As She Reveals How She Urinates With Them by decatalyst(m): 3:50pm On Aug 22
CyrusVI:
She has a bigger breast than an average woman undecided

She's prolly bisexual. Imagine marrying her and seeing her cheat on you, only to bring home the lady she impregnated.

Your wife would be the mother of your kids and a father to other kids

She'd attend Fathers and mothers meeting in any gathering, cause she biologically belong to both groups embarassed


You don think this thing far oo🤣🤣🤣🤣
Properties / Re: General Topic Thread-To Discuss Anything And Everything in Building Construction by decatalyst(m): 10:57pm On Aug 20
cash1115:
you are much right boss,we meet different clients everyday, may God continue to help us all

Are you in Ibadan now?

Is your price fair, and quality is not going to be compromised?

Can you check a site(small work though) on Saturday?

Sorry, I purposely don't want to engage on WhatsApp first...

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Family / Re: My Marriage Of 6 Months Is Almost Finally Coming To An End, Details Inside : by decatalyst(m): 9:08pm On Aug 11
BlindAngel:
Good afternoon Nairalanders,

Please read to the end, It'd be quite an episode.

My marriage of 6 months has almost finally come to an end.

On my previous thread I have posted a lot about trouble we've been having during and after the marriage.

- How she manipulated me with her tears into marrying her despite the fact that I wasn't in anyway ready.

- How she manipulated me with her tears, and refused my pastor to conduct our baby's naming ceremony, therfore giving way for her pastor to conduct our baby's naming ceremony. And called me all sorts of names while crying when I refused and insisted that my pastor will be the one to do it.

Plus other's that I cannot even remember.




Now back to the topic, I will be extremely sincere to you all, I won't add anything and will not remove any. Everything started two day's ago, I was lying on the bed and she came to me crying and begging for me to love her that she's tired of begging for my love all the time, that I should give her just 1% of the love that I've for our son. Just 1% is all that she asked for, I didn't answer her, but later told her that I've tried in the past and still trying but the love isn't there naturally that maybe it's because she forced me into marriage when I'm not in anyway ready that in my wildest dream I never believed that I'd be a married man this year. Then she started crying heavily, went to look for rope and started strangling her neck that she will kill herself that there's no life for her to live, I rescued her. Then, I went to bath and before I came back she has locked the room door, I was hearing endless cough outside the door and pleaded with her to open the door but no response. Thank God the door key is somewhat faulty, I managed to open the door and saw that her eyes are already extremely red and spit drooping out of her mouth, the rope was so very extremely tight to her neck. "I'm still wondering until date how she managed to hold on tight and not let go despite the great pain she was in" next she went tho get knife that she'd stab herself. I was late for work and with the anger inside of me, I walked out of the house, she called me on video call immediately and showed me that this is the end that I should take care of out baby, I immediately ended the call, put my two phones on flight mode until I few hours later.

Immediately I on my phone my mom called me, she has reported a lot to my mom, my mom talked to me and when the heat was too much I walked out of her.

After that day, which is a day before yesterday, she totally changed, she no longer respect me, she talks to me anyhow, she insult me and talk back at me. These are things she does when I newly met her until she totally changed, now she has turned to something else, she bought a school form without even informing me. Two weeks ago she brought one of her friend to stay with us without informing me, when I confronted her she said she forgot.

Today she told me that I'm treating her bad and expect her not to revolt and continue keeping quiet, that this is the end road for me. I guessing that she got this advice from a friend, because she told her friend that she met at antinental everything that has been going on and she gave her some advice.


Today a huge quarrel broke out today which I'm clearly the cause, we were watching a Nigerian movie and I saw a chubby girl and complimented her that she's sweet that this is the kind of body I like that I'm going to search for her on Instagram just to see more of her. I said all this because I've been singing in her ears that I love dark skinned or chocolate women that are extremely chubby or fat. She also don't always fail to tell me that she's on weight reduction therapy "I'm always pained whenever I hear this words from her because she's not in anyway fat, she's fair too and rubbing cream to make her fair more, all these is paining me, she knew what I want but always doing the opposite. I can't resist a chubby girl, but coming home to see her how slim she's always makes me so heartbroken and weak.

The quarrel led to insult, we started insulting each other. She told me to shut up, that I'm an idiot bastard, a fool at 30, mumu, Goat etc.

And I insulted her as well, I'm pained by her insult because as she's supposed to give me some respect.


During the heat of the quarrel while we were still dating, I reminded her how she cheated on me by going to sleep with a stranger In a hotel until dawn, and denied that nothing happened, that the man didn't touch her.

I got to know all this when I she was sleeping and I used her finger print to open her phone and saw her chat between her and her room mate In school, she was still a student then.

"her friend asked her not to go, but she refused and went, on the chat she made mentioned that she didn't shaved that she'd be ashamed if the guy want to have sex with her.

When I saw her chat she blamed me, that I didn't gave her attention on that particular day. This is a woman whom I'm always chatting with all the time, except that particular day that I was extremely busy and told her that I'd be busy but when I'm less busy we'll chat. She said I told her that I was busy but I was online on whatsapp that she sent me messages but I never opened them, that her emotions got the best part of her.

I also reminded her of how she chatted a guy that was always disturbing her. She told the guy that she's ready to date him that he should go and rent house so that she would be coming to sleep there. What made her to write the guy? We had a quarrel, her friend that our last born was far older than, insulted me and instead of her to scold her friend she joined her friend and starter insulting me that I was the one at fault. Note : we were still dating back then when all this happened, today's argument made me to remind her.

I also reminded her of her chat with her friend when she told her friend that I'm a broke guy she's just managing.

But she said she was naive then that things have changed now which I can't deny. I then told her that I will call a family meeting and state all these that sha did during the past, I won't have done it but all her 4 sisters excluding her mom and one of her sister, think I met her a virgin, the remaining 4 of her sisters think I met her a virgin, so I want them to know that I didn't met her a virgin that she has already dis virgined when I met her.


Now back to the deal breaker, she said everything on my body is small including my penis, that whenever she's holding my penis when not erect, God forbid that it looks like a baby's penis. That God forbid our son having such a small penis.

Then I told her that her vagina is very wild that I don't feel anything when having sex with her, that all the prostitutes and my ex that I've slept with are far tighter and sweeter than her that she's has the worst and bitter vagina I've ever tasted in all my life and day to day existence.

Then she kept on hitting about my small penis that my penis is small and that's why I haven't felt anything. Then I told her how many girl's that have cummed during sex, even prostitutes. "Note, I'm not lying, this is 100% true" Then she said I'm lying, that my penis only long but it's small bla bla bla.

Few minutes later, I dressed up and went to church, while going she again called me a Goat, a fool and a Dog.


The decision I intend taking, I intend doing out child's dedication next week Sunday, so in order for anything not to connect us ever again after I've gotten back my bride price.

I have blocked her both numbers on whatsapp and Facebook, and on calls although she doesn't know yet. "note : this is the very first time that I'm blocking her, ever since when we started dating, no matter the quarrel and provocation, I haven't ever done this ever before.

Nothing and absolutely nothing will make this marriage work ever again, I intend calling a family meeting immediately after the dedication to state my mind that the marriage has ended and she should leave.

To me, this marriage ended a long time ago right from the very first day she manipulated me with her suicide attempt and endless tears and calling me wicked, heartless. In which I couldn't bear and I agreed to marry her despite the fact that I wasn't ready, the love wasn't there and above all I wasn't sexually attracted to her. I wasted 4 million plus in getting married to her February this year, and I have accepted my fate. I will do the dedication and call the family meeting to make my stance known.

Thank you all for reading, although I've already made a decision but I'd appreciate your contributions and what you think about all that happened.

A movie producer can't write a comedy script like this.


I just dey laugh really hard here🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Education / Re: Secondary School Students Arrive For Prom In Benin City In Expensive Cars(photos by decatalyst(m): 8:49pm On Aug 11
So distasteful...



Instead of them to focus of the academics, nah copy copy of the American practices be their focus.

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Politics / Re: DSS Detain Seven Polish Nationals For Displaying Russian Flags During In Kano by decatalyst(m): 11:29pm On Aug 07
Shawarmagirl:
They should release innocent foreigners.
How did the Polish get into the country?

Are you really asking this question or you are just trying to be funny?

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Romance / Re: If a Man's Value Doesn't Decrease With Age, Then Explain This (photo) by decatalyst(m): 11:28pm On Aug 07
mariovito:
I can guarantee you that a woman of advanced age will not attract same reproductive value as a man of same age.

Ah! shocked
Education / Re: Ulonna Inyama Dies After Alleged Wrong Blood Transfusion In Abuja Hospital by decatalyst(m): 9:56pm On Jul 30
May her soul rest in peace.

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Sports / Re: Olympics Sports Commentator Sacked For "Sexist" Comment by decatalyst(m): 1:33pm On Jul 30
Well, nah the guy I blame.

He knows their culture and appeal, he still went ahead to make such comment.


You live and supported a system that gives more rights to women, why make such comment?
Business / Re: BREAKING! UK Company Acquires 9mobile Nigeria Ltd by decatalyst(m): 9:34pm On Jul 28
They still appointed that M Ikpoki that almost sent MTN out of Nigeria, when he was the CEO of MTN.



9mobile be like a promiscuous woman wey boys dey pass around🤣

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Education / Re: Lady Graduates From UK University 3 Years After Her Abuja Shop Was Demolished by decatalyst(m): 8:45pm On Jul 28
This is who you call a super woman!

Rising like a Phoenix above the shameless government agency.

Just read the mess up there. She got a restraining order but they went ahead to demolish her property.

No regard for law and order. Buhari started it and we are seeing the pro version today.

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Politics / Re: Tinubu Increases Armed Forces Pension By 20% by decatalyst(m): 4:27pm On Jul 26
hammer567:
HE IS NOW USING PUBLIC MONEY TO BRIBE THE MILITARY, SO THEY CAN KILL NIGERIANS FOR HIM.





THIS MAN IS THE WORST I HAVE SEEN IN MY LIFE.





NO CONSCIENCE!

Kai! Nigerians🤣🤣

See narrative nau🤣🤣
Politics / Re: Aliko Dangote Offers To Sell Oil Refinery To FG-Owned NNPC by decatalyst(m): 3:58pm On Jul 26
Fearyourcreator:

Onikure!

Koni ragba fun I would ati awon to shu e.

Omo pau bi ibon.
Politics / Re: Aliko Dangote Offers To Sell Oil Refinery To FG-Owned NNPC by decatalyst(m): 9:18pm On Jul 25
Fearyourcreator:

Lolzzzz.... E pain werey ... Make your papa go fix Nigeria... Afofun ... Una go just come online dey talk jargon... Claiming literate... Olofo... Onikure ...
Who know your papa ?
Which value your papa give this land , even in your community wetin he do ... Werey OMO

Aiye e ti baje.

Oponu afofun gbemu.

Olopo e ti odorikodo.

You are not even capable of understand Simple comprehension! Yet are making noise and constituting a nuisance all over place.

Ibanuje obi.

I dey wait for you.
Politics / Re: Aliko Dangote Offers To Sell Oil Refinery To FG-Owned NNPC by decatalyst(m): 8:51pm On Jul 25
Fearyourcreator:

Oloshi omo!
Make your papa employ Nigerians... Odedo ,arinya

Frustrated goat with half education
Autos / Re: .✅✅✅✅✅✅✅ Brand new 2025 toyota Prado...198m by decatalyst(m): 9:25pm On Jul 24
Offpointng:


Design ideas too much Toyota don dey turn Prado to wrangler grin grin

The attempt is even poor.

Costly ugly thing!

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Politics / Re: Aliko Dangote Offers To Sell Oil Refinery To FG-Owned NNPC by decatalyst(m): 9:23pm On Jul 24
Fearyourcreator:

Olofo ... You dey hate Dangote... Even your papa no fit breath for where Dangote dey ... Eyin alaiye baje .. oni lara buruku... E easy na him your papa no run am...

Aiye e ti ta.

No be me say make you no fit read and understand simple ENGLISH!

Elesin olofo ni e. Others are reading here and just shaking their head in disappointment.

A senile being is smarter and active than you are dude!!! Such a shame!
Politics / Re: Aliko Dangote Offers To Sell Oil Refinery To FG-Owned NNPC by decatalyst(m): 9:59pm On Jul 23
Fearyourcreator:

You want dangote business collapse ... Make your papa employ those workers that will lose their jobs ... Eyin osinwin eyan hating on a successful man ... No go work ... Your parents failed you and you failed yourself

Ani ori ti gba le!

That is why you couldn't read and understand. At least you could have asked for help nah. Oops! I forgot you are senile!

Simple comprehension is a problem? Educated illiterate!
Crime / Re: Priest Anthony Odiong Arrested In Texas For Sexual Assault, Child Porn by decatalyst(m): 9:54pm On Jul 23
Bantu10:
Afónja Reverend, tueh!!


Nurse, he has escaped again. Please come quickly before he runs into the market!


How did tribalistic snide comment enter into this topic? 😪

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Crime / Re: Priest Anthony Odiong Arrested In Texas For Sexual Assault, Child Porn by decatalyst(m): 9:53pm On Jul 23
dollynnn:
A catholic priest?
This is just too messy.

And the Pope is just busy or preoccupied with blessing same sex marriages.

His home is burning from within and he isn't even alarmed.

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Politics / Re: Aliko Dangote Offers To Sell Oil Refinery To FG-Owned NNPC by decatalyst(m): 9:24pm On Jul 23
Fearyourcreator:

E go get one week wey nairalanders here no dey call am mono whatever ... Hypocrites... If the man business crash make una papa dey employ him workers ... Eyin oloriburuk*** yi

You are omo pau bi ibon.

You just open your mouth and mention your parents. You lack respect for yours doesn't mean you should disrespect that of others.
Properties / Re: General Topic Thread-To Discuss Anything And Everything in Building Construction by decatalyst(m): 10:11pm On Jul 21
rotecch77:


You can go for something as this … But good things doesn’t come cheap oo
How much is this with quality keys
Fashion / Re: What Style Is This?: Hairstylist Seen ‘Cooking’ Her Client’s Hair (Video) by decatalyst(m): 10:01pm On Jul 21
Beverlyjean:


After Brading the hair , we need to put the edges like u see in that picture in hot water...so to make the edges smooth , so that the edges wudnt give us discomfort

Oh! Now I get it.

Thank you for the enlightenment.

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