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Celebrities / Re: R Kelly โ€˜prison Concertโ€™ Sparks Outrage As Pics Go Viral โ€“ But All Is Not As It by decatalyst(m): 12:53pm On May 05
The truth is, you can't keep a star from shinning forever.


The talent is too much not to have impacted the folks that he came in contact with.

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Celebrities / Re: Portable Celebrates After American Embassy Approved His US Visa (video) by decatalyst(m): 12:48pm On May 05
This dude is the only one to continually stay in the news, whether for the good or bad reasons, all year.

He doesn't need to pay PR guys...he is the PR๐Ÿ˜


Keep growing more and more hustler. ๐Ÿ‘

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Sports / Re: Messi Still Isn't The Greatest Of All Time - Joey Barton by decatalyst(m): 12:41pm On May 05
Great100000:
E be like say something is wrong with this Barton.

It's his perspective.


Not so bad to look at things from that angle too.


But what is important is what Messi ended up achieving with his incredible talent.

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Crime / Re: Daniel Anjorin: Arsenal Pays Tribute To Murdered Nigerian Boy by decatalyst(m): 9:18pm On May 04
Many unstable heads walking about.


The man should be hanged and made to suffer.

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Politics / Re: Why I Refused To Return Govt Vehicles โ€“ Ex-Edo Deputy Governor, Shaibu by decatalyst(m): 9:15pm On May 04
Shameless politicians.


I wonder what the team of 'advisers' they appoint do.

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Celebrities / Re: "Cecilia Okoro" Empties Shan George's Bank Account by decatalyst(m): 2:03pm On May 04
pweeryambre:
Normaly, most bank App won't allow you transact above one million per day... But I am seeing over 3 milion. How is that possible if these banks don't know a thing or two about it.

You can raise your limit on the app to 5m.
Politics / Re: Court Orders Arrest Of Ex-Naval Chief Over โ‚ฆโ€Ž1.5 Billion Fraud by decatalyst(m): 7:00pm On May 03
They have stolen the heart, the soul, and the constituents parts of this nation!


Only God knows how this contraption called Nigeria is still surviving ๐Ÿ™ƒ

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Sports / Re: Major Football Clubs Founded By Churches by decatalyst(m): 6:43pm On May 03
Wow!


This is amazing. The church steadily contributing to growth and development.

Thank you for sharing, OP

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Properties / Re: General Topic Thread-To Discuss Anything And Everything in Building Construction by decatalyst(m): 6:54pm On May 02
Masterbiodun:


Can you share your WhatsApp contact?

O8032001975
Properties / Re: General Topic Thread-To Discuss Anything And Everything in Building Construction by decatalyst(m): 7:54pm On Apr 29
Masterbiodun:


Available

Mind sharing the pictures?
Properties / Re: Should I Have One Kitchen For Each of My Wives? by decatalyst(m): 9:10pm On Apr 25
NOETHNICITY:
making meaningless joke over everything is the very reason I know how childish you are.

You are just senile!
Food / Re: Big Balls Bush Meat Caught Inside My Old Grandma Car Engine(photo) by decatalyst(m): 9:45am On Apr 24
CountinBlessins:


Fรฃg spotted [ angry

Pele, you will be alright soon
Properties / Re: Should I Have One Kitchen For Each of My Wives? by decatalyst(m): 7:41pm On Apr 23
NOETHNICITY:
Whats this nonsense you typed here?
Too many kids here on NL

Your brain capacity is so low to identify sarcasm and move on.

What's this talk of kids on Nairaland when the brain in your skull is not even up to that of mice.
Education / Re: Bride Storms School In Wedding Gown To Write Her Final Exam by decatalyst(m): 7:35pm On Apr 23
helinues:
Did she fly from the reception to the exam hall? If the answer is No, then she had ample of time to have changed.

Na just cheap attention seeking

You are not nice at all.


But you made solid point there๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘


She needed attention so badly ๐Ÿ˜

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Travel / Re: 2 Navy Helicopters Collide Mid-Air In Malaysia, 10 Dead (Photos, Video) by decatalyst(m): 6:57pm On Apr 23
Dikegodspower:
Wetin Navy guys de do with helicopter.
Ship don finish?

Ah!


Don't say this outside please.

Una go dey form woke and enlightened without know anything.

Augusta helos are mostly used by Navy on their ships.

YES Navies around the world operate helos. The Nigerian Navy get helicopterS. The "s" in caps because they have more than 5.
Food / Re: Big Balls Bush Meat Caught Inside My Old Grandma Car Engine(photo) by decatalyst(m): 4:43pm On Apr 23
Caaz:
The gbola Sha.

E dey enter your eyes abi๐Ÿ˜

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Properties / Re: Should I Have One Kitchen For Each of My Wives? by decatalyst(m): 2:38pm On Apr 22
Kipaji:
I'm building my home for me and my two wives.

Each wife will have her bedroom.
Now, I am wondering whether I should build one or two kitchen.
What do you think?
Input from (current or future) polygamists and women would be appreciated.

Build 3 kitchens
Build 3 sitting rooms
Of course 3 bedrooms
3 toilets
3 veranda
3 water tanks
3 walkway



And 3 brains

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Agriculture / Re: Caught One Of The Birds That Usually Attacks My Free Range Chickens. by decatalyst(m): 11:29am On Apr 22
The bird looks stressed.



Nah anger you take hold am sef๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

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Politics / Re: Yahaya Bello: CSOs Protest Against EFCC In Lagos by decatalyst(m): 6:11pm On Apr 20
Enemies of Nigeria, is that you? ๐Ÿ™ƒ



All of the should be arrested and locked up? ๐Ÿ˜

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Properties / Re: General Topic Thread-To Discuss Anything And Everything in Building Construction by decatalyst(m): 7:19pm On Apr 19
dannie007:
09090040008, 08066377733.
OX Furnitures.
Whatsapp, Call.


I have a Mitre Machine specially because of the Mitred Joint. So you don't have any Worries


Where is your location?
Crime / Re: Breaking: There Has Just Been A Knife Attack On A Priest During Service by decatalyst(m): 12:00pm On Apr 15
Thank God the priest was able to duck before he reached for his throat and jocular vein.


So many people need mental evaluation.

It is well.

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Romance / Re: Nigerian Man Marries His Older Oyinbo Lover (pics, Video) by decatalyst(m): 9:00pm On Apr 14
A beautiful union ๐Ÿ˜
Sports / Re: Nigeria Racer Simi Adeagbo Wins Medal At The Worldโ€™s Fastest Bobsleig Track(pix) by decatalyst(m): 6:56pm On Apr 13
Nice ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘


Congratulations to her.

More lofty heights for her๐ŸŽ‰๐ŸŽŠ
Properties / Re: Inside A Village Mud House: The Surprising Luxury Within (video/photo). by decatalyst(m): 6:22pm On Apr 11
SWATMan:
Lies.
POP in reed ceiling? Only fools would believe this poppycock.

Now that you watched the video now, what do you call yourself?? ๐Ÿ˜
Celebrities / Re: Prophecies On Junior Popeโ€™s Death Surface (VIDEOS) by decatalyst(m): 12:19pm On Apr 11
If you like accept it, if you like don't accept it.



The world is spiritual more than physical.


The secrets of the earth is with His prophets and sons.

Accept Christ as your personal Lord and saviour today.
Science/Technology / Re: Lion Fights Back While Rivals Eat Him Alive by decatalyst(m): 11:57am On Apr 11
That's asserting dominance

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Crime / Re: How I Lost My First Million Naira Due To Peer Pressure by decatalyst(m): 12:50pm On Apr 07
thesicilian:
You lost a million naira cash and gained a million naira wisdom.

Ojina si adanu, O sun mo Igbo๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ
Education / Re: Tallest University In Nigeria To Unveil In Anambra State(photos) by decatalyst(m): 12:45pm On Apr 07
Anything that adds to the health sector is a welcome development. Well done๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘

Hmmm...movement in and out is a major concern.

Don't always think elevator will come to the rescue always...emergency situations nko?


What about those who do not like or use elevator at all?

I hope there is provision of Ramp that will go all the way up.

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Properties / Re: General Topic Thread-To Discuss Anything And Everything in Building Construction by decatalyst(m): 12:43pm On Apr 07
folmus:


It's currently 6500 in our axis.

I have been saying it we are going back to 5000 in coming days. If you like don't sell your cement quickly now. Your case will be like those Arise folks wey dey predict 2k for a dollar and put lot of speculators into gbese.

Transportation to get it down to Ibadan is also an issue sha.
Properties / Re: General Topic Thread-To Discuss Anything And Everything in Building Construction by decatalyst(m): 12:32pm On Apr 07
saydfact:


Not expensive.... Negotiate and proceed.

Thank you for your feedback.

On what can I negotiate?

Just labour or the number of Cements?
Properties / Re: General Topic Thread-To Discuss Anything And Everything in Building Construction by decatalyst(m): 11:05am On Apr 07
House, please assist to verify the list below for the plastering of standard 3 bedroom flat en suite. There is one visitor's toilet.

2 load (double) of gravel for flooring
25 bags of cement
Workmanship #100k


4 loads (double) of sand
70bags of Cement
Workmanship 250k

Plastering of fence (100x50)
35 bags of Cement
Workmanship 150k
Properties / Re: Help , My Landlord Issues Me An Unjustifiable Quit Notice by decatalyst(m): 8:41pm On Apr 05
I hope you collected a valid receipt when you paid and into the house.

If the above it correct, locate the state's ministry of justice, they will direct you to the housing section.

You will get justice without intimidation.


So sad to see the seal of the MBA on a supposed fraudulent quit notice.

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