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Art, Graphics & Video / Re: What Is The Best Caption For This Picture by DonTim1: 11:14am On Jul 16, 2023
You've done it again Lord.
Romance / Re: "I Love Her"- Victor Hugo Mayor Of Mexico Town Marries Female Crocodile (video) by DonTim1: 8:55pm On Jul 03, 2023
Why he tie the mouth, he no want kiss him bride? grin
Family / Re: What Kind Of A Woman Would You Like To Date And Marry? by DonTim1: 6:21am On Jun 04, 2023
When you find the one you'd marry many of these boxes won't be ticked, and those who tick most of the boxes, won't even fit for marriage or you don't connect.

A better thought? Don't marry 😅
Car Talk / Re: Your Funny Experience Teaching Someone How To Drive by DonTim1: 7:04pm On May 25, 2023
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Family / Re: Should I Go Ahead With Her? by DonTim1: 8:38am On Apr 24, 2023
I didn't even finish the story after I read she's a good woman, you've dreamt good dreams, but she'd rather you kill her or she kills you somewhere up there.

Better open your eyes, wear your most convenient shoes and RUN!

You can't handle that kinda woman in marriage, she's obviously ahead of you and with a lot of baggage, the only thing you have over her is your seeming masculine strength.

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Family / Re: Is Anything Wrong With Husband & Wife Sleeping In Separate Rooms by DonTim1: 11:12pm On Apr 16, 2023
Gateway to becoming strangers, however I do support a separate room for "whatever the Bleep you need space for" then going back to normal shared room.

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Family / Re: Frustrated With My Wife by DonTim1: 10:45pm On Apr 10, 2023
Afolashade00:



I repeat she is not married to the one she loves, she got married to you because you were available . A woman who loves you will do some of those things you mentioned willingly . No woman is perfect, I repeat a woman who loves you will do some of the things you mentioned without stressing you

You are right, she will long to do those things, worst case, seek you join her to relieve the workload. But not doing it at all.... Otilo grin

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Family / Re: Frustrated With My Wife by DonTim1: 10:43pm On Apr 10, 2023
kaymart:

You are rational to the core, deviod of useless emotion but sound logic 💯
Only a wise person think this way.....
I'm sure you are male....

Thanks for the good words, eyes have seen bro... Am as male as male could be grin
Family / Re: Frustrated With My Wife by DonTim1: 10:41pm On Apr 10, 2023
gaddafe:


I'm not sure you're married. Even if you are, you are clearly not experienced enough.

What do I stand to gain proving how experienced I am in marital issues to you, mbok don't be sure o
Family / Re: Rant Over! Las Las We Go Dey Alright. by DonTim1: 11:39pm On Apr 09, 2023
Amya:
Rant Over!



Happy birthday.

undecided
Family / Re: Frustrated With My Wife by DonTim1: 11:10pm On Apr 09, 2023
She's not married to her dream husband, she tolerates the one she is married to. Just my thoughts.

You still young, live your life, indulge in new activities, in fact, delegate all but one of your expectations to the maid, close your eyes to responsibilities from her so much that she envies your new happiness, however you this, put yourself first and be happy.

This is assuming you didn't induce her new found personality.

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Investment / Re: Paxful: Bitcoin Platform Shuts Down - Ray Youssef by DonTim1: 9:41pm On Apr 05, 2023
aronski:

u mean ur 50K inside ur asusu or ceiling cheesy

You guessed right, naira in hand worth more than 2 abstract bitcoins grin cheesy

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Investment / Re: Paxful: Bitcoin Platform Shuts Down - Ray Youssef by DonTim1: 9:21pm On Apr 05, 2023
Reason I put my money where I can see it
Celebrities / Re: Portable May Face Prosecution, Behaviour Unruly – Police by DonTim1: 5:01pm On Mar 29, 2023
MisterGrace:
grin The police should leave the guy abeg.

But that's not my concern at the moment.

The thing is, I do not know how Tinubu intend to balance this, but it is very likely that the president, vice president, senate president, speaker house of representatives, secretary to the government of the federation will all be muslims.

I wonder how Tinubu intend to balance this.

Every Friday, Nigeria will just go to mosque grin
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Which One Should I Choose by DonTim1: 7:50am On Mar 29, 2023
pman06:



Unless you don't know what some of those standards constitutes, IP Sec is part of what, for instance, ISO-27001, expects your organization to cover to be compliant. Invariably a subset of it. Besides ISO standards doesn't only cover Cyber security.

But then again, what do I know.

smiley
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Which One Should I Choose by DonTim1: 3:50pm On Mar 28, 2023
pman06:
As someone said, don't go for 2 if you are in Africa, because of policies and laws such as GDPR, Nist standards, ISO-27001,PCI-DSS require data handling be domiciled and managed in the respective countries. So doing Cyber security courses in Nigeria with intention to work remotely is in God's hands. And I'm saying this from experience.

I'll go for no 1.

This is so not true, those standards apply to organizations processing information / personal information and card payment, how is IP security turned cyber security? It's not even enough to call it a subset.

Those standards are mostly guidelines too ensure information security, this dude is concerned about IP security.

Don't confuse the dude please.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Which One Should I Choose by DonTim1: 3:43pm On Mar 28, 2023
1. Become your own boss and start making money no matter how small before end of your training if you know what you doing
2. End up an employee and you'll have a longer way to go as intelligent systems will even do your work till you become a master.

Bottom line, choose passion... That's what will keep you doing I.T against all odds.

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Family / Re: House Clearance Sales, Abuja Only. by DonTim1: 6:11am On Mar 04, 2023
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Politics / Re: Why Won't You Be Voting On Saturday? by DonTim1: 6:13pm On Feb 24, 2023
efficiencie:


Why? I am curious to know why you have never voted and why you never will.


Curiosity kills the cat....
Politics / Re: Why Won't You Be Voting On Saturday? by DonTim1: 10:33pm On Feb 23, 2023
Don't give a Bleep who rules, I just care about me and mine being fine..
And don't come preaching to me. My mind is made up, never voted, not sure I ever will.

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Family / Re: A Lonely Christmas by DonTim1: 9:59am On Dec 25, 2022
Nwadu:



Are you in Abuja

Yes. But not up for it anymore
Family / Re: A Lonely Christmas by DonTim1: 7:58am On Dec 25, 2022
Nwadu:


My brother no stress like emotional stress..

Where are you

Do you play snooker? We can do do something fun later this evening. After family time, I might come out for your sake. Even though I understand your loneliness, I actually prefer it cheesy. Marriage and kids will make you crave this loneliness in future

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Education / Re: Female Student Reads In The Bathroom With The Shower On (Video) by DonTim1: 3:11pm On Aug 15, 2022
Nebes:


You are obviously among the few with very good brains and memory. Another person might decide to follow you and bag a carryover.

You're right, was classified as NFA at some point until result were pasted wink
Education / Re: Female Student Reads In The Bathroom With The Shower On (Video) by DonTim1: 8:00am On Aug 15, 2022
Nebes:
The secret to avoiding this pattern is to study continuously all through the term or semester. If you do, exam times will be times of rest and revision.

During my time, it was best to study 1 month to exam, pack everything fresh, drop it fresh. Those who had copy and paste lecturers will understand. It was crazy but always worked and we still came out on top grin grin.

PS: Different strokes for different folks.

PS PS: video is really funny.
Religion / Re: My Experience In Church This Morning by DonTim1: 9:33am On Jun 12, 2022
Though times, though decisions

The search was necessary, even the highest priest should be subjected to same.

An alternative...


If you can use phones to call and not write letters through post or send Ravens, why not use technology to attend church. Wisdom is profitable to direct.
Politics / Re: How EFCC Broke Into Rochas Okorocha’s House Through The Ceiling by DonTim1: 2:35am On May 25, 2022
This is the total essence of a panic room! You get to a level, this things become normal and a must have.
Car Talk / Re: Antics Of Local Mechanics by DonTim1: 5:27am On May 21, 2022
SultanOfPuna:
My neighbor who is a Medical Doctor is one of the best and most sophisticated Mechanic I have ever seen in Nigeria.

This guy knows everything from interior to exterior and engine design.
He was even chatting with some Japanese car developer engineers while repairing my Kia car.

He brought out laptop and connect it to my car and was scanning and doing sophisticated things.


I used to wonder what the hell is this guy doing as a doctor for Christ sake.
His knowledge of repairing cars is crazy

If he was abroad, by now he will be world class car engineer.
Guy can dismantle every piece of your car and reassemble it back without stress.

If you hadn't put the doctor part there, I'd think you referring to my bro
Car Talk / Re: The Crazy Price Of Toyota Corolla by DonTim1: 9:12am On May 08, 2022
shortgun:
Corolla is over hyped, dull,unsafe and uninspiring piece of ugly metal that is littered all over our roads.
It's the band wagon mentality of Nigerians that made the car expensive, Nigerians like to copy others without any assurance that what they are copying will favour them.
Same reason every corner of every street is filled with POS operators.
Same reason every parent want their children to be Doctors or lawyers.

Nigerians are mentally lazy to research any product, scheme or brand they want to commit money into....this is why Ponzi people are cashing out big.

The only condition that a Nigerian needs to do a thing is if someone has done it before.

Corolla will continue to be over priced as long as we have brain washed people with no ability to think for themselves.

The annoying part is that the drivers of this abomination of a car now behave like that proverbial butterfly that thinks itself a bird.... imagine a corolla challenging a 3.0l engine vehicle to a race.


I thought I was alone in that thought. Imagine the effontery? They compare price with power grin grin

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Agriculture / Re: A Soft Bed: What My Wife And I Do When It Rains On The Farm (Video) by DonTim1: 5:34am On Apr 20, 2022
Fine supportive woman

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Family / Re: As A Kid,how Did You Know If Your Parent Just Received Their Salary Or Wages? by DonTim1: 5:55am On Apr 09, 2022
The way he opens the door, no cap
Family / Re: Can Your Wife Manage Your Home If You Cease To Exist? by DonTim1: 5:52am On Nov 19, 2021
Beware when you ask her the question and she says "God forbid, you will not die cheesy" you need a solid plan for your kids. Most women, wives of successful men don't see it coming until it hits hard .
Family / Re: Burial Parties! For What Purpose? by DonTim1: 9:46pm On Nov 06, 2021
If the person made impact in humans, science, religion and what not, it might be worth celebrating the life they lived

I'd rather be buried the Muslim way, same day, no unusual ceremony. Let me rest in peace quickly mbok

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