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Family / Re: I Look Too Young And I Find It Hard To Relate With People by eterisan(m): 9:13pm On Aug 22, 2020
Oldpikin:

I'm tall but I have a baby face and voice
Go and make money. The rest will take care of itself.
Crime / Re: Uwaila Omozuwa's Sister: Police Demanded For Money Before Taking Up Rape Case by eterisan(m): 6:58pm On Jun 02, 2020
yusfatedeeprof:
This is really disheartening....

All this hashtags on social media #saynotorape #noisno is good publicity but only reasonable humans would relate or reason with it.....

RAPISTS just like killers, murderers and armed robbers are criminals.... You don't reason with such people.

Ladies please don't be carried away by "no one has the right to rape me, it's my body, #noisno, #saynotorape etc". Yes, no one has the right to rape you just like no one has the right to steal your property or kill you because they are hired to do so, but they could, people are evil.

You all need to be vigilant and protect yourself anyways possible, know where to go, when to go there and how you go there. Because this country is bleep up and you can't rely on police to provide you security

You have said it all. I had this conversation with some ladies and I was called a rape apologist.

I just told them, If you like speak English from now till tomorrow, safety is the watch word. Protect yourself.
Romance / Re: I'm Dating HIV Positive Lady & She Is Pregnant. Advice Needed by eterisan(m): 6:38pm On May 03, 2020
Crazeman03:


Mother will be around for Omugwo.
Seek medical advice please. There is no where, were it is written that a positive mother cannot breastfeed her baby.

Ideally the baby will be on drugs for 6 weeks after birth and will be monitored till 2 years of age.

Google is your friend.

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Health / Re: Abba Kyari's Burial: FCTA Reacts To Unprofessional Conduct At Gudu Cemetery by eterisan(m): 9:48pm On Apr 18, 2020
Space bookers above. LOL
Romance / Re: . by eterisan(m): 1:22pm On Apr 18, 2020
culf:



not everybody give something. secondly, even if one is giving something, it should not be money
All through my entire life bro, I have never seen a girl that will give you sex for free without you giving her something in return whether money or not! I have never seen it.

If there's any girl here who has she should let me know. You give sharwama, nights out, necklace, gold chain, a promise of everlasting love (A marriage that will cost you so much). In the end bro, we all pay to cum.

#ITZASIMPUSTURVS

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Romance / Re: . by eterisan(m): 12:53pm On Apr 18, 2020
culf:



some men, don't generalize it please. some guys can never do pay sex or whatever

In the end, we all pay for sex bro. Whether she is your fiance, side chick, wife or whatever. You have to give her something which most of the time involves money. So?

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Business / Re: Dangers Of Exposing Your Bank Details Online? by eterisan(m): 6:02pm On Mar 29, 2020
DREAMZZZ:
give me ur email and date of birth linked to ur account make I clear ur doubt
This is crap... If so why have you not stolen all the money in your family members and friends accounts given that you will most likely have their email and date of birth.... Nonsense and ingredients.

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Romance / Re: How Do Alphas Shoot Their Shot ? by eterisan(m): 1:07pm On Mar 21, 2020
ubunja:
no Greenlights no Approach.

And no collecting of phone numbers. We GIVE phone numbers. Not take them. The woman must be the driver/pusher for it to work.

But this is just common sense na
.. I wonder why some guys don't get it... If a girl doesn't give me green light I don't approach or shoot my shot... All through my years of dating I have only missed once with this strategy... Lol..

Worse case I go jus de carry you play for WhatsApp... Why would I be chasing a girl up and down like say she be oxygen when babes full everywhere

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NYSC / Re: Coronavirus: NYSC abruptly ends orientation camp activities by eterisan(m): 7:31am On Mar 18, 2020
If there are only 3 cases of coronavirus in the country and all patients are in isolation, why cancel National sports festival and Nysc orientation camp?

I suspect there are more cases not reported.

If government is restricting public gatherings then all markets should be closed too! Àbí?
Education / Re: Can I Still Go Back To School At 23? by eterisan(m): 2:23pm On Dec 16, 2019
xtremeTall:
Hello!!,please kindly spare your 1 minutes and advise me because i think ive been following the wrong path for 5 years...

I completed my secondary School Education in 2014 and since then I've been Applying for the Nigeria Armed forces recruitments,i had wrote their Aptitude Test Exams like 8 to 9 times before i eventually passed the Airforce Exams for 2017.

i went for their Physical screening in Kaduna,we undergo staunch health Screening."Thier medical facilities there are Top notch o"..anyway,i was disqualified for ill health reason,(i have a short sightedness),with tears in my eye i inform my Dad who had been very supportive the news.


To cut my story short,i had been doing some work i don't really like since i gave up Career in the Nigeria Armed force.I am determined to go back to the university and study Law,,i know my parents would be glad to know i had came up with this idea but I'm thinking at 23?..IS IT POSSIBLE..i need your advise pls


Mods pls help

Yes my friend, you can. Age is just a number. Your focus and determination is what matters

Let me tell you my story. I went back to school at 24 (9 years after secondary school) and graduated top of the class. Now I'm done with NYSC and doing well for myself and family.

So yes you can. The real question is are you mentally and financially ready?

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Romance / Re: Need An Advice On My Relationship by eterisan(m): 7:27pm On Dec 08, 2019
Ladykiss:


Don't pour your anger on me if u fall in the line of those desperate ladies that will use pregnancy to tie another lady man just to marry u and give u papers.

Who is desperate to marry? Like u don't know me. I will pick my carrier 1million times before thinking of marriage.

Treat my Bleep up squarely, i laugh on this. Her madness is doing yes madam where my own madness stand. I just dislike fighting on men because they don't worth it. My anger is that woman message to me while am still trying to let go.

Be nice with your advice, if someone has snatched your husband from you before, don't come and pour the anger on me.


The sense I'm getting from this is that you are trying to get back at the wife of your ex for mocking you by hooking up with him.

You'll end up complicating your life. Just get pregnant first then you will know the meaning of what you are doing.

Have some self respect sis. Accept that you have lost him and move on. You're trying to salvage a ship wreck. You will end up wrecking your life.

My 2 cents though.
Romance / Re: Losing Interest In My Girlfriend by eterisan(m): 8:53am On Nov 17, 2019
holaxi:

I'm thinking of breaking up because I've tried everything, I've talked to her I've scared her . In short I'm tired of everything.

You're thinking of breaking up? Lol? She's at a place right now where you breaking up with her doesn't mean anything.

There are three things that you can do:

1. Be a good guy, have nothing to do with her again and move on with your life

2. Be a bad guy, lock up, let her be, smash the puna when she comes around, don't complain, play the fool but never take the relationship to the next level. Start having other babes of your own. Na only she go port.

3. Be an idiot, and continue to beg her while she finds comfort in the arms of another man while playing you. Then she will own you and eventually dump your sorry axsss or forever dominate the relationship

The choice is yours

PS: I'm talking from experience

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Romance / Re: non by eterisan(m): 10:53pm On Jun 23, 2019
franklingud:

Apologise for what exactly.
Dude is dying, best I can do for him is wish him to RIP.
Not in a bad way though, like am happy he's dying.
I don't even know him after all.
your ignorance stinks to high heavens... I don't even know what to say to you! You think you cannot catch the virus? Do you think it is about abstainance only?

You even have the guts to insult the op! People like you are the reason the virus spreads because of your ignorance and stigmatisation!

Have you ever met a positive person before? Ever had one in your family or lost anyone due to the virus? You don't just have sense!

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Crime / Re: Ezekiel Mayowa: LASPOTECH Student Commits Suicide As Girlfriend Dumps Him by eterisan(m): 4:52pm On Jun 01, 2019
'All forms of suicide are acts of terrorism, perpetrated against everyone who has ever known you, everyone who has ever loved you and everyone who has ever cherished you. Why would you do that, why would you do that to the ones you love?'

- Raymond Reddington in the series Blacklist.
Health / Re: Fire On The Mountain!!! What Happened To Neo Medrol In Nigeria? by eterisan(m): 6:37pm On May 27, 2019
Even Neo Presol is not in the market again! Please anyone with details on how and where I can get any of these products?
NYSC / Re: Your NYSC Questions Answered by eterisan(m): 8:11pm On May 23, 2019
omoowo8888:


I knew the guy is a scammer, I was just pulling his legs
You can still go for service if you want to! Some behind the scene adjustment on the NYSC database.. If you know you know!
Romance / Re: How Did You Feel When Your Ex-girl You Still Love Got Married To Someone Else? by eterisan(m): 11:04pm On Apr 22, 2019
kel4soft:
As for me, it was a terrible experience. I was made to attend the wedding seeing them kiss and having to hear the groom talk so good about my ex. I regretted honouring the invite.



So, how did you feel?
you were very dumb to attend the wedding! Now the memories will stay with you forever!

That's how my ex cried and begged me to attend her wedding, I told her thanks I'll pass. Funny enough a year later she visited me with her kid. Women are funny creatures.

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Romance / Re: Man Set To Wed Fiancee After Wedding Was Delayed 7 Years Ago Over Accident. Pics by eterisan(m): 2:24pm On Apr 22, 2019
Satan66:
That woman looks so ugly lipsrsealed
Am sure she has sickle cell anemia
I can't sleep with such a disgusting woman
lipsrsealed
how can you be this evil?
Education / Re: University Of Ibadan Reacts To Aminu Zubair's Death by eterisan(m): 8:32pm On Apr 06, 2019
Hmm
Travel / Re: 5 Popular Bus Stops Within Abuja by eterisan(m): 7:53am On Mar 27, 2019
brainhgeek:

Apologies. My mind connected Zuba....but, must you be offensive in pointing out an error?
Zuba is gwagwalada, dei dei is in bwari/Amac
NYSC / Re: NYSC 2019 Batch A Corps Members Thread by eterisan(m): 9:32pm On Mar 26, 2019
Whitneyclark:



What of schools? Do they pay & give accomodations too?
It varies, but also most likely no.
NYSC / Re: NYSC 2019 Batch A Corps Members Thread by eterisan(m): 7:51pm On Mar 24, 2019
Whitneyclark:




What of accommodation? Do those firms provide acomodation in Abuja,just like every other state does?
Most likely no
NYSC / Re: NYSC 2019 Batch A Corps Members Thread by eterisan(m): 3:45pm On Mar 23, 2019
madjnr:

Thanks.. Am a graduate of electrical engineering... I was luckily posted to abj... What kind of juicy ministry or private office can I do my ppa in?
CBN, NIGCOMSAT, petroleum ministry etc for Govt offices, while the private offices are much. You just have to know someone who knows someone else... If you are posted their rejection is your case.

Even in government ministries they reject corpers or can take three months just to accept you. Abj is mad bro... I'm serving in a private firm FYI.... *winks*
Foreign Affairs / Re: Money Becomes Worthless In Venezuela -- Thrown On The Streets by eterisan(m): 12:04pm On Mar 23, 2019
scully95:



See your propaganda source again.. Https://En.M.wikipedia.org/wiki/Main_Page not even the main propaganda western media one Https://www.Wikipedia.org/..

Omg, all these learner sef. Please be informed wella. The light that was damaged in Vene has been fully restored. Maduro called on RUssia, China and Iran that has had the same attacks from the anglozionist empire to repair them and it has been restored back ok..

Stop sharing propaganda nonsense... the facts remain they still live way better than a failed capitalist Nigerian system.

Try as much as possible to get real update here https://www.nairaland.com/4980180/venezuelaonly-yankee-plot-overthrow-nicolas Cos you follow too much fakenews.
So the picture displayed by op is now fake news, my source is fake news but yours isn't...

This reminds me of when our Baba said Bokoharam has been defeated! So if a foreign news media posts that bokoharam isn't defeated, you will call it fake news, when the reality on ground says otherwise?

Well I can't help you bro... I'm out
NYSC / Re: NYSC 2019 Batch A Corps Members Thread by eterisan(m): 8:40am On Mar 23, 2019
Manbiggs:
Awka ibom grin
So fucking happy. I am one lucky motherfucker
Have you seen the latest NAIIS survey result?
NYSC / Re: NYSC 2019 Batch A Corps Members Thread by eterisan(m): 8:32am On Mar 23, 2019
madjnr:
Please what's the benefits of being posted to Abuja... Please
If you have connect to work in juicy Govt ministries or private offices then, there are lots of benefits... Else OYO... you will be posted to a ministry where you will be paid 10k a month.

Please note cost of housing and transportation in Abuja is high compared to other states.

Batch B 18 FCT corper speaking...
Foreign Affairs / Re: Money Becomes Worthless In Venezuela -- Thrown On The Streets by eterisan(m): 8:06am On Mar 23, 2019
scully95:
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In Nigeria, there is no light..

In Venezuela where you say money is worthless ok. They have 24 hours light and the cyber attack on their power grid by the anglozooonist empire, a dieing empire has been fully restored.


Just hold for a second. A country with its worthless money.. Has power 24 hours..

Is that not enough to strike back common sense into those dead braincells full of western propaganda ?


You know what, Iran( Another Socialist Islamic democratic state) still has higher starndard of living far better than Venezuela.

Both Countries(Iran and Venezuela) live better, and finer than Nigeria if not all the countries in Africa.

Please stop this already and be learned for once.. ** It helps.***

The blackouts are just more evidence of an utterly dysfunctional government ... This is a government that is not governing.
Michael Shifter, president of Inter-American Dialogue [48]
Rationing of electricity and water began to increase into 2016. Water shortages in Venezuela resulted in the government mandating the rationing of water. Many Venezuelans no longer had access to water piped to their homes and instead relied on the government to provide water a few times monthly. Desperate Venezuelans often displayed their frustrations through protests and began to steal water "from swimming pools, public buildings, and even tanker trucks" to survive.

Source:https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shortages_in_Venezuela

So you were saying?

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Crime / Re: Graduate Commits Suicide After Being Dumped By Girlfriend. Graphic Photos by eterisan(m): 7:12am On Mar 23, 2019
Dino98:



Nothing in this world can make me take my life...not to talk of to take my life becos woman.

Someone that was probably cheating on him while they were dating and will continue living her life to the fullest now that he is gone....I will now commit suicide.

Even if I was dating Jeff Bezos daughter and she leaves me, I will not even cry. Even if I date angel that came to live on earth and she dumps me, I will not cry.

That's the same way I can't see a popular person and start going crazy or screaming...no mata who u are. I can stop, look at u, savor the moment but to be screaming, crying, tear shirt and all that, no be me.

When I see people do that, I'm like what exactly is going tru their mind??...

Sha we are all wired differently....kill myself cos of babe?.
Same here bro... Can't do that shlt!

People have different coping mechanisms, mine is to just block out the emotions, or switch to someone else or something else like it never happened... Lol

I would say his friends failed him, where were they?

When I had an heartbreak sometime last year, I was always talking with my friends, gisting, and for the first time I smoked weed! Just anything to cope but kill myself... Iffahear
Sports / Re: NFF Releases Super Eagles Team List For The Game Against Seychelles by eterisan(m): 3:03pm On Mar 22, 2019
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Education / Re: Kid Sent Out Of School Goes Viral by eterisan(m): 12:27pm On Mar 15, 2019
Mr2wealth:


I don't have have to know Warri. If that is how Warri people behave, I don't want to know. angry
Don't you think you should know more about something before you comment? Rather than jumping into conclusion?
Education / Re: Kid Sent Out Of School Goes Viral by eterisan(m): 9:39pm On Mar 14, 2019
Mr2wealth:
The community she lives in is in trouble if she continues with this kind of attitude and behavior she just exhibited. She will be troublesome and sturborn.
You know nothing about Warri, John Snow

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