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Crime / Re: Has Anyone Successfully Reported A Police Officer To The PCRRU? by harakiri(m): 8:30pm On May 06, 2021 |
InvertedHammer: U don't know Ikeja SARS of dat year |
Celebrities / Re: Davido: Anybody Supporting Buhari Govt Deserves Hell by harakiri(m): 8:29pm On May 06, 2021 |
Invitationn: I am not religious... Dumbo. |
Celebrities / Re: Davido: Anybody Supporting Buhari Govt Deserves Hell by harakiri(m): 11:12pm On May 05, 2021 |
EKONGKING: U said 10,000 words in a nutshell. Jonathan looted trillions yet had time to pray @ Jerusalem wall while Patience was looting the left overs. The late/original Buhari plus the new/fake one in cohorts with Garba Shehu,Lai Mohammed and late Abba Kyari have emptied our ECA account yet the are titled Moslems. Gumi is a Sheik (top Islam echelon) yet a terrorist. Same with Tinubu. Osibanjo cannot say the truth of what's happening in aso rock despite being a highly revered Senior Christian. How many I wan talk? 28 Likes 1 Share |
Crime / Re: Has Anyone Successfully Reported A Police Officer To The PCRRU? by harakiri(m): 8:52pm On May 05, 2021 |
I was illegally arrested and locked by SARS 10 years ago...I took the case to FSARS only for the accused to call and tell me he and his blood sucking crew are waiting for me at FSARS DPO office and I should come on time coz they have other things to do. I changed my SIM card immediately. Nuff said. 76 Likes 4 Shares |
Foreign Affairs / Re: John Legend Urges People To Get COVID-19 Vaccine: ‘this Is Our Shot’ by harakiri(m): 8:31pm On May 05, 2021 |
He is either reptilian or a slave to reptilians. If you know, you know... Nb...Nigerian leaders are mostly reptilian or amphibian. If you know, you know. |
Celebrities / Re: Davido: Anybody Supporting Buhari Govt Deserves Hell by harakiri(m): 8:25pm On May 05, 2021 |
@ Davido Axe Man You and your ambitious uncle are wasting your time. No elections 2023. Ya dig? The real Buhari is long dead. You should be in the know at your level. Bring that matter up and see if I won't back you up till the gates of hell. End of!!! 4 Likes 3 Shares |
Politics / Re: Buhari Paid Ransom To Kidnappers - Obasanjo by harakiri(m): 8:20pm On May 05, 2021 |
I stand to be corrected but Nigeria is the only country that encourages terrorism through ransom payment. You pay one group today, Fifty spring up tomorrow. I mean...all I need to do is kidnap 30 final year students from unilag and demand 8 trillion naira....govt begs me with 5 billion...I cash out...people hear and next 4 dozen kidnap groups are formed and the cycle continues. Are we this daft in this country? |
Crime / Re: My Story As A Cult Member........initiation Phase Included... by harakiri(m): 9:06pm On May 03, 2021 |
Chidexter: Anything Enugu na NBM vs SVC. Esutech mostly... Saw my first bullet ridden body less than 4 days in school as a jambite back in 1999. Na today? 9 Likes 1 Share |
Food / Re: See How I prepared my stew as a single guy. by harakiri(m): 8:53pm On May 03, 2021 |
Chummynoni: Read my last post. |
Food / Re: See How I prepared my stew as a single guy. by harakiri(m): 8:50pm On May 03, 2021 |
victorix: Bad investments that were once money spinners e.g Exportation of mineral ores from the North (boko haram barrier) Exportation of cash crops from middle belt (SON matter,bribe,corruption) Purchase of fraudulent land Court case/Family matter The list is endless....last last...wahala no dey pay. 11 Likes |
Food / Re: See How I prepared my stew as a single guy. by harakiri(m): 8:26pm On May 03, 2021 |
Mr young millionaire @ 24 with 5-7million investment, you are still poor. Your little account balance no be guarantee... I had 4+ that amount @ 26 and lost it all by 30. I am 40+ and still recovering. Be wise. 76 Likes 2 Shares |
Business / Re: Terry Waya Celebrate His Birthday In His Mansion (Photos) by harakiri(m): 8:21pm On May 03, 2021 |
Even Versaces sitting room aint as loud as this... |
Politics / Re: Return To Nigeria If You're A Man, I Will Arrest You. Uwazuruike To Kanu. Says K by harakiri(m): 8:11pm On May 03, 2021 |
I am beginning to understand the North's definition of Nigeria is TOTALLY different from the South. It matters NOT though... Restructuring has failed. Up next is referendum and next BALKANIZATION!!! No 2023 elections... Comprende? 6 Likes 1 Share |
Politics / Re: Return To Nigeria If You're A Man, I Will Arrest You. Uwazuruike To Kanu. Says K by harakiri(m): 8:04pm On May 03, 2021 |
I stand to be corrected but KANU spent more time in prison than uwazurike...KANU never begged to be released....KANU was offered mouth watering sums and promises Uwazurike would never had resisted. You all just want him and his dreams dead. You will Never see light until he achieves his..... Na curse for all una be dat ..if e no happen like dat make u know say na goat born me. 6 Likes 1 Share |
Crime / Re: Why The Hate On Yahoo Boys? by harakiri(m): 10:25pm On May 02, 2021 |
OG means Original Gangsta but you yesterday kids don't know shit about that. Your start off is enough to enrage anyone even if they don't give a shit about yahoo boys/men. Back in the day, niggaz made dough low key, drove dope whips with little noise. U kids doing rituals while claiming yahoo will buy a 20 year old Camry, can't afford decent champagne, share a flat with a dozen guys and be making noise upandan coz of $1,000 cashout. Like seriously? You WANT to be hated. You want to be noticed. You are insolent and rude. When ppl respond, you say they are hating. Let me tell you a secret... I once broke a so called yahoo boys knees with my bumper. He is handicapped till today. Let him go and sag his dirty boxers in hell...certainly not front of my beer (real shit...its that crazy). Keep your shit to yourselves. No one send you...at least not me. 2 Likes |
Politics / Re: DSS Targets ‘Elements’ Threatening Nigeria’s Peace by harakiri(m): 10:08pm On May 02, 2021 |
nameo: Buhari NEVER came back from that trip. He died!!! Garbu Shehu Lai Mohammed and late Abba Kyari have been the ones ruling. What Nigeria is tolerating has plunged many a country into crisis. The person there is NOT Buhari. When last did he hold a LIVE media chat or conference? Hmm? Live NOT prerecorded oooo! When last did your "Buhari" address journalists LIVE? Hmm? This info came from an Igbo man (KANU) so I understand why everyone blocks their ears even though he predicted Fulani terrorist attacks since 2014....but who cares right? |
Nairaland / General / Re: Rapper DMX Dead At 50 - Breaking News DMX Pronounced Dead After Overdose by harakiri(m): 9:57pm On May 02, 2021 |
DMX... Damn...I have been carrying a DMX styled beard for 20+ years...I'm his biggest fan. Fav tracks? Slippin Omen ATF And a few more I'm too drunk to remember. Damn!!! X!!! |
Crime / Re: # by harakiri(m): 9:48pm On May 02, 2021 |
Juliusmalema: He has definitely not seen the 4 walls of uni. Most def eiye or aro street urchins. I blame govt for this failed generation though. 1 Like |
Crime / Re: # by harakiri(m): 9:42pm On May 02, 2021 |
Jbn11: Tupac had a song dat year titled "you ain't shit without your homeboys". You are a pussy and will always be a pussy. Your eternal backup na gangster wannabes web blend and na dem go finally Japa when ta ta strike heaven. Useless crayfish. I no go beat chest brag for u. I dey lekki alpha beach...I fit give you house address sef make u carry all your crew come sef....come show urself naa. Mumu. |
Politics / Re: United Yoruba Nation Youths March On Police, Police Quickly Releases Protesters by harakiri(m): 8:26pm On May 02, 2021 |
The day tribalism and religious bigotry is put aside and all southerners/middlebeltans (perhaps) unite, is the day we more forward else its disintegration. |
Politics / Re: Unknown Gunmen: Police Release Video Of Alleged Confession Of ESN Member In Imo by harakiri(m): 8:23pm On May 02, 2021 |
So the useless NPF released a video... Is this how investigations are conducted? I think its time all abducted officers get paraded. Enough of this Fulani nonsense. |
Politics / Re: Nigeria Better Together, Tinubu Urges Agitators Of Secession by harakiri(m): 8:03pm On May 02, 2021 |
Tinubu, If I were President, I would make sure your grandchildren suffer hard labor plus live imprisonment for the crimes YOU committed. Your useless party has guaranteed 2023 won't happen. You should worry about your stolen funds. You are richer than Nigeria yet not on forbes. Your wife is completely useless and your kids. Send DSS after me brown toothed bastard from the dustbin. 1 Like |
Crime / Re: How Nigerian Army Can Deal With ESN/IPOB Without Getting Overstretched by harakiri(m): 7:56pm On May 02, 2021 |
@op There can be only ONE McCloud... The Truth sets us free. 1. When last did your "President" have a live press conference or media chat? 2. World leaders came out PUBLICLY to address covid and other issues. When last did that happen in this country? Its always Garbu Shehu,Lai Mohammad and late Abba Kyari addressing the nation. And moronic imbeciles call KANU a mad man. 3./ESN is not Nigeria's problem. When Ipob members were being shot down and arrested by the hundreds, you didn't even know nairaland existed. 4. I am very angry at this point and will push no further. Know this, Fulani domination has come to an end. The useless APC moderators can ban me till 4021...it won't stop what's coming. You push two, you will see 400. McCloud224 speaking. You useless gay ass mods can ban and unban till year 500,000,000. I don't give a s.hit. |
Crime / Re: # by harakiri(m): 7:43pm On May 02, 2021 |
Post like this make me sick... U are a cultist and a bad boy.... U fit show your ruggidity in front of herdsmen? Na only u suffer? U don suffer? U know how many years i don sleep inside rain? U know nonsense work I don do to survive? U dey thief ba? Your beans don done. Nonsense. 1 Like |
Politics / Re: Boko Haram Forcefully Converting Christians To Islam In Niger State (Fake Video) by harakiri(m): 7:37pm On May 02, 2021 |
There can only be one Mccloud... To the person mod who banned me till 21st, there can be only ONE!!! You are wasting your time. What will be, will be. End of!! |
Health / Re: Do You Personally Know Anyone Who Has Tested Positive Or Died Of Coronavirus? by harakiri(m): 11:29pm On Apr 23, 2020 |
Most of what keeps popping up is folks who died "over there". This post is about those that contacted it here...maybe with deaths even. Its always my aunt,cousin,gym instructor in wales,Japan,Canada,Bahrain that caught it and now they recovered/died story. How many don die 4 9ja? All you get is the pastoral threat line " when you get infected, you will know". Lame lines from lames. Lame citizens breed lame leaders. 4 Likes 1 Share |
Health / Re: Do You Personally Know Anyone Who Has Tested Positive Or Died Of Coronavirus? by harakiri(m): 11:17pm On Apr 23, 2020 |
brownsoldier: How many deaths? 1 Like |
Health / Re: Do You Personally Know Anyone Who Has Tested Positive Or Died Of Coronavirus? by harakiri(m): 10:54pm On Apr 23, 2020 |
Jarus: Really? $7 billion proposed by China? 50 million euros from EU? 2.5 billion from the U.S? N5 billion from Otedola? N1 billion from dangote? N500 million from Adeleke? Do I really need to bore you with figures? Concerning padding.. Common sense (which is not common by the way) should inform you that our previous census and elections have been incredibly FRAUDULENT! NCDC figures would naturally follow suit else how do you explain the theatrics of certain governors who hadn't recieved their share yet? Hmm? Rivers state gov needlessly shutting down a helicopter firm all to show his zeal in fighting covid 19? A northern gov demanding N15 billion the moment ONE case was "reported" in the state? Accountant Generals' office burning down 9hrs after NANS questioned the over N1 trillion naira claimed to have been spent "fighting" the disease? Oga, as a Nigerian you should know better? This is a nation where no one gives a damn about thousands of lives lost to Fulani herdsmen, bokoharam, armed forces extra judicial killings, AIDS,Hunger&Starvation in the land,joblessness,malaria,thypoid, etc . Yet see all the fuss over a disease that has killed just 20. If data was collated concerning those who die from starvation in this country, you'd be amazed. Hunger never affects the rich so no one gives a shit. Covid has obviously been unfair to those who spend most of their days in chilled air conditioning. Need I say more? Point is I don't doubt its arrival in this hell hole...Nigeria is built on fraud. Those figures are no different. Name one single parastatal in Nigeria that is fraud free and I'll show you a green horse that lays eggs every full moon. Nuff said. 1 Like |
Health / Re: Do You Personally Know Anyone Who Has Tested Positive Or Died Of Coronavirus? by harakiri(m): 9:48pm On Apr 23, 2020 |
O Jarus: Please calculate how much naira Abacha stole and compare it with the billions and billions of dollars in "aid" money coming. A handful of people in power are listing billions and billions used to "fight" the virus just within these few weeks and the only results we see are 7,000 tests for the whole nation and a satchet of noodles, few cups of rice and 1/4th a tuber of yam which hasn't reached 1% of the populace. Finally, why aren't we seeing corpses all over TV like it was when HIV was gaining ground? Why is the North which just started lockdown receiving palliatives (even before lockdown sef) while people have been starving for a month down south? Some of you folks talking from your high horses are fortunate... I can't hate on that. But there are millions of peeps going days at a stretch without food. I don't expect you to care. Reality is this govt it incapable of handling covid 19. I suggest what Czech rep is doing...hand gloves, face masks, sanitizers, testing, et all. And let people you can't do shit for get back to work. Period! 2 Likes |
Health / Re: Do You Personally Know Anyone Who Has Tested Positive Or Died Of Coronavirus? by harakiri(m): 9:24pm On Apr 23, 2020 |
Nope... If there is covid 19 in Nigeria, the figures are definitely no where near the fraud they are displaying on the NCDC website. For starters... (1) Nigeria's census is based on fraud. Their figures are disputable. (2) Nigeria's elections are frauds and I'm expected to believe NCDC figures? (3) I am yet to see ONE dead body from Nigeria. We had tons of pictures plus videos of A.I.D.S, Ebola, Yellow fever and even Malaria yet not one video of a deceased Covid victim in Nigeria. Deep down I know this Lockdown is all About looting govt funds. They are ready to lock us down till December so long as billions of "aid" money keeps coming in. They don't give a shit about you or me dying from.hunger. The sooner people especially youths start staging violent protests in Nigeria, the better. No god will come down to help you. Even if everyone in aso rock dies today, more evil ones will replace dem tomorrow so no point rejoicing in Kyari's death. We are too docile in this country and that is why theme govt will continue having their way. China, America, France, Italy etc have had their share of horrific leaders. The people fought and many died for the life they enjoy today. No god is out to save Nigerians. Ask your fraudulent miracle working pastors who are on vacation. They aren't fools you know. |
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