ama19:


Not an MOD, but a great adviser.

Thanks for sharing sweetie pls u said the 1 cup of flour is for kneading what about the measurement for the main dough?

TooMuchStuff:
Who dey supply Buhari weed naa??

Abeg make una try change am to Kwale weed. E get why

The question b say him brain go take am? Imagine if madness join this one nw.

There is God oooo . Liar Mohammed will soon come out of his hiding place to defend d impact .

Isokiscool:
APC urchins..I live in delta state,I must confess Okowa has done very very well.No elephant projects without direct impact on d people..Kudos to him

Which part of Delta state?

SARSCoV2:
Same Okowa.

Mod’s should please move this thread to jokes section.

Okowa that is just a sitting furniture in government house.

Even Deltans know that their state does not have a governor

I swear going through his so called achievements,me don confuse ooo abi no b d same dirty delta state way I know?

Mindlog:
Tinubu twice, 2015 and 2019 marketed a low quality product to Nigerians in the form of Buhari's presidency not because he loves Nigeria but as a means of booking his ticket ahead for Aso rock.

Making Buhari the president of Nigeria is a very big achievement to Tinubu, imagine a teacher boasting with the bad performance of his pupil

Congratulations bt y is he exposing the new born baby to germs na?

Nice one granny or maybe she feel say na setup .

Silentgroper:
Heat anytime anyday. I dont mind having a bath 100x a day... I'm A.A. I'm so prone to malaria. One bite 4rm a mosquito lasan, na to locate amartem soft gel..

See my paddy ooo even the AA no get give us advantage except choosing of life partners.

DannyWalker:
...

Please I won ask abeg, i dont know what breast milk taste like, for those who have tasted female breast milk is it sweet?

Second question, does fine girls breast milk taste better than ugly girls?

Thirdly, those light skin girls breast milk taste different from dark girl?

Sorry last question

Forth question, how did man end up becoming so sexually attracted to breast and ass


That's all thank you... answer will be appreciated.

Ahhhh bros

HIGHESTPOPORI:
Only Tinubu urchins claim to have Pvc

You mean expired pvc

Imagine if they were his biological children some people get as dem take dey n yet we blame government.

Joezinho:
Area. I hail ooooo ...

I always find Warri people interesting.

She say na mumu dey go boutique..

Normal level o

MrCover:


There Is No Single Day That Will Pass Without Coming Across One Bad News Or The Other In This Country Nigeria.

Sometimes share goodnews too na.

Coming from the religion of peace .

So their visitors will enter into their living room and see dis picture see casting

ObosiLandlord:
Go to your LG area, that's where INEC do share the PVC, if your own is ready, they will give it to you, if is not, they will tell you when to come.

ok thanks alot.

ObosiLandlord:


When did they give you paper?

Last month.

ObosiLandlord:
Stop all this excuse

Go and register and get your voter's card.

APC and PDP is not the only party in Nigeria.

I have registered n I was given a piece of paper, please do you have any idea when the real one will come out? I must vote this time o by God's grace .

Obiworld2020:
Does it mean that people can now study football ⚽ in the university for four years or what exactly??

You see why I will recommend affiliate marketing business to anyone who's tired of this country already!!!

Please explain more about the affiliate marketing stuff.

Nonexisting:
*if you want to shoot, shoot, don't talk*
*I want to know your plan b, not plan a recycled*
*Never shoot a man in the presence of his son or you will live expecting a vendetta all your life*
*Steal my money, I will cut your hands but fucck my wife and I will kill you before she confesses*

Number 1 is the good,the bad, and the ugly

PrinceOfLagos:

Stop mistaking me for your dad

Hahaha bros ur mouth ehn u are dropping it woto woto

Cook and eat it and rest

Get urself a dog n trust me u will fall in love oo

Dorwadora:
The day she got to me here from IFO... I also complained that she's too young but they said she's not.... She was panting and shivering.... I nutured her with warm milk.... Cheese ball and wheat bread deeped inside milk....

I swear to God I'm taking care of her

Buy a satchet of powdered milk ( peak milk or cowbell) pour inside a small stainless bowl n add water to it,break one raw egg inside d mixture n stir. Put d stuff on fire and stir until d egg is well cooked, allow it to cool down n give it to ur paw buddy. Trust me she will be very fat n healthy .

Penguin2:
The double choice for me

If Ebonyi no go, Abia go enter

This is hilarious

Na bet 9ja

NwaAmaikpe:



Where's the Interpol when you need them,
Isn't this a more advanced case of Hushpuppi?

The only foundation this ole has is a foundation of lies, clout chasing and gold-digging.
Lazy man that wants access to quick Igbo money. He married the Igbo woman thinking she'd make him rich overnight and when she didn't give in to his extortion and blackmails, he accused her of being a lesbian and ran away from the marriage.

Why will an Honourable thief ask for aid from people in Nigeria who have not eaten for people in Ukraine who do not even know that human beings exist in Nigeria simply because DSTV increased their cableTV tarriff so they said rather than pay, they will trek into Poland to watch news about Nigeria from their neighbor's TV.

But in Warsaw, the only news they found was that our President is heading to UK for 20days to look for the type of Nnamdi Kanu's Fendi because Nigerians are still complaining about the Isi Agu he wore in Imo State.

And Abba Kyari who would have arranged with the Fendi tailors is in prison because he refused to sack the Civil Defence officer who stopped Yusuf from riding his power bike on top of the 2nd Niger Bridge so he will not crash it because of the petrol that spilled on the road when two blackmarket sellers were fighting because the taller one refused to give the shorter one his own share of Bobrisky's wig that fell off from his head when his Keke was rushing to the airport because the highway was blocked by Fulani herdsmen who were taking all their cows from Funta Jalon to Oba for Obi Cubana's mother's burial.

But Cubana Chief Priest was not happy that the caterer he hired from Ogbomosho used the same broom she used in washing the bathroom to stir the Ogbono soup that Oxlade was supposed to use in lubricating Oye Kyme's entrance lobby since she told him not to use spit because of his mouth odour that smelt like Aunty Linda's kpekus.

So please, just count NwaAmaikpe out of a fraudster and a lesbian's deceitful marriage. I'm trying to bribe the LASTMA officer who towed my suitcase to their office because I overloaded it with passengers at Gatwick Airport.

Bobrisky wig don enter the matter I swear I stroll back to check ur name

Ayomi90:

What about $1 million gift to Afghanistan?

Thanks for asking ooo some people just like to camouflage evil, even with all the killings and poverty in Nigeria.

May his gentle soul rest in perfect peace �.

May his gentle soul rest in perfect peace �.

My friend's wedding I was her chief bridesmaid n my soft daddy was among the groomsmen .

Godlike yes but some people do take advantage of it.

Op the fish never still ready? I don get long throat