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Phones / Re: Blackberry 10 Devices Home: Z10, Q10 Etc by Joseph6(m): 7:16am On Aug 20, 2014
tziz: I jst got my Z3 today n am still checkin it out, seems nice for nw, buh my ish is d battery dnt wanna charge up to 100% on first charge, it stops at 99% n iv removed d charger n put it bck in n switchd it off while chargin, still same. Any1 here wit d same ish dt cn tell me whatsup?
abandon the follow come charger coz its 5v 850mah, they prolly included that to cut cost. get a 5v 1.8a. Coz I charged mine with the phone switched off for 2 hrs from 96% with follow come and it didn't hit 100% until I switched to a Samsung galaxy charger.
TV/Movies / Re: Top 10 Nigeria TV Adverts For July 2011 by Joseph6(m): 9:34pm On Oct 02, 2011
pls hu knows wir i can watch/download tomtom commercial online . i luv dat song
Technology Market / Re: Nokia-x2-01,palm Treo 750 For Sale. by Joseph6(m): 10:22pm On Apr 06, 2011
how much is the x2-01
Crime / Re: My 13 Yrs Old Neighbor Obsessing Me by Joseph6(m): 11:07pm On Oct 20, 2010
are u tryin to say u're a fool and u dont know how to get a gal ur age to fall for u or that sleepin wit ba 13 yr old is stupid and sumtin u dnt want any man to do 2 ur 13 yr old sister. if u dont want trouble and u feel u have any kind of respect for urself mast.urbate ur way out of this obssession and stay focused. what is this nonsense i'm hearin abt skin to skin,virgins too can give u any std u ask for take note!
Celebrities / Re: Munachi Nwankwo Abii Vs Adaeze Igwe by Joseph6(m): 10:53pm On Oct 19, 2010
hu sed munachi aint gat talent?. . . . . . .the gal can rap oooo
Celebrities / Re: Pics: Mbgn Universe Ngozi Odaloni at Miss Universe **sigh** + Pic Of Miss Ghana by Joseph6(m): 11:53pm On Oct 01, 2010
U guys are harsh ooo. Wich one is "God punish Devil" again?
TV/Movies / Re: What Series Are You Watching Now? by Joseph6(m): 11:40pm On Oct 01, 2010
Loved cougar town. . . . .infact love all courtney cox series, rite nw seein californication season 2 abd doll house season 2 wld follow shortly
TV/Movies / Re: What Series Are You Watching Now? by Joseph6(m): 3:49pm On Aug 28, 2010
the scoundre. . . . .jst started hav no idea wat is goin on
Celebrities / Re: Pics: Mbgn Universe Ngozi Odaloni at Miss Universe **sigh** + Pic Of Miss Ghana by Joseph6(m): 1:19am On Aug 15, 2010
@honeric so u want 2 bang the shI!t outta me . . . . . . did i mention u're not exactly my type
Celebrities / Re: Pics: Mbgn Universe Ngozi Odaloni at Miss Universe **sigh** + Pic Of Miss Ghana by Joseph6(m): 1:08am On Aug 15, 2010
honeric01:

I don't have words for you bruv cos you ain't worth my time, Like i said before, i still like my women no matter how many times they get dished by me, and if you think I'm one gay fish you would like to catch, I'd be sorry to disappoint you. one more thing, i am a gay-slayer so don't try coming near my avenue for your own safety. angry

Now back to topic okay? cool
dju think i care whether u're gay or str8?. . . . .i'm goin my way jejely wen u start yanning crap in d oda forum claimin sh!t. go Bleep urself. and even i i say i Bleep dudes. . . . .honestly hu wld bliv? sounds so flimsy buh ur own u keep declarin u're on my team meanwhile u play 4 the oda team.
Celebrities / Re: Pics: Mbgn Universe Ngozi Odaloni at Miss Universe **sigh** + Pic Of Miss Ghana by Joseph6(m): 12:56am On Aug 15, 2010
Ileke-IdI:

Typical gay naija man. "My face is CUTE", can you imagine tongue tongue grin Me too, I am HANDSOME.

C'mon gerrout of here with your Naija-Sexy-African-Queen hating azz angry
dats wat i tld him in anoda thread. . . . .dis dude doth protest too much. pre-outing rigidity. honeric pls cum out of the closet. . . . . . ur name sounds gay as well and worse part no one cares!
Celebrities / Re: Pics: Mbgn Universe Ngozi Odaloni at Miss Universe **sigh** + Pic Of Miss Ghana by Joseph6(m): 12:35am On Aug 15, 2010
Liedetect:

beyounce is a  footballer, she is tomboyish and has no elegance. Essentially she is a booty queen who scrubbed up well that's all.  
u're talkin nonsense. wat rubbish! beyonce's a tomboy y r u so jealous and hu r u 2 down play beyonce. . . . .for all i noe u're suffering 4rm inferiority complex wir u need 2 bring beyonce 2 ur level wen u noe dats not possible and never will be
Celebrities / Re: Pics: Mbgn Universe Ngozi Odaloni at Miss Universe **sigh** + Pic Of Miss Ghana by Joseph6(m): 11:34pm On Aug 14, 2010
Liedetect:





Beyonce would kill for a Nigerian woman's elegant form that's why she is always dieting but poor thing. And beyonce has an average face Nigerian women are better looking and more elegant.

She is a ghetto man fantasy.

is beyonce is nt elegant. . . . HU IS?
Celebrities / Re: Pics: Mbgn Universe Ngozi Odaloni at Miss Universe **sigh** + Pic Of Miss Ghana by Joseph6(m): 11:19pm On Aug 14, 2010
hu's d idiot that thinks u have 2 be stick thin and eat once a week 2 maintain it b4 u can be cald burriful. thunder fire him. so women and men are all supposed 2 be a particular shape or size 2 be burrifle shey? olodo
Celebrities / Re: Pics: Mbgn Universe Ngozi Odaloni at Miss Universe **sigh** + Pic Of Miss Ghana by Joseph6(m): 10:27pm On Aug 14, 2010
chuqudy:

Then you must be gay.
shut up! this white gal is jst average i'll give her 4/10 at most. and dnt tell me i dnt noe wat i'm talkin abt coz i'm not weighin in on her bre@st if i did she'll be a 1/10
sjeezy8:

I dont know any straight man who would want a girl with narrow hips- wtf

and michele obama is one of the most unsexiest ladies alive- ew
pls tell dem o. . . . . .sum guys wld mary men without even noein
TV/Movies / Re: What Series Are You Watching Now? by Joseph6(m): 10:21pm On Aug 14, 2010
i watch white collar but the guy simply cant act
Celebrities / Re: Pics: Mbgn Universe Ngozi Odaloni at Miss Universe **sigh** + Pic Of Miss Ghana by Joseph6(m): 10:11pm On Aug 14, 2010
Liedetect:

Princek12 on Today at 08:05:20 PM
Ha ha what crap, Nigerian women are the best looking in Africa.  

Hey all, in case you did not know, listen and listen good. Nigerian girls love their softly curving hips and pert bottom. We are the only ones in africa with that classic look. Have you ever seen  an aristocrat walking around with wives with hampers for backsides,  hell no.  Do you know why because that Ghetto big backside look is reserved only for Truck Pushers, Hood Rats and cheap men with buck teeth, fly infested Beriberi lips

can you imagine  hamper butt in evening gown? yuk! yuk! yuk!


Notice how Mrs Obama ditched  that south African fat backside and big hip as soon as she became America first lady for a more sophisticated Nigerian figure.

Notice  when Jennifer Lopez was with P-DD or, whatever his name is,  she had big ghetto backside. As soon as she left him and set her eyes on more cultured  endeavor, what did she do, she ran to the gym to to get rid of the big hip and bloated ghetto backside for a more sophisticated Nigerian figure.



WE NIGERIAN Girls are proud of our sophisticated  narrow  hips and Pert bottoms all those Hamper Butt other Africans carry around are the reserve of truck pushers and hood rats and cheap buck teeth men.


Nigerians girls have the figure sophisticated women all over the world crave,  narrow hips and pert bottoms. The Gym is full of south Africans and other west African types, broad hips, thunder thighs and big hampers, no wounder you Africans  hate Nigerians.

sori but narrow hips is a man's characteristic and  no woman shld eva b proud of dat unless she's a lesbian
Celebrities / Re: Pics: Mbgn Universe Ngozi Odaloni at Miss Universe **sigh** + Pic Of Miss Ghana by Joseph6(m): 9:30pm On Aug 14, 2010
beauty is truly in the eyes of the beholder coz i rily cant c anything fantastic abt the fulani/hausa tribe or the lady ontop for that matter
Celebrities / Re: Pics: Mbgn Universe Ngozi Odaloni at Miss Universe **sigh** + Pic Of Miss Ghana by Joseph6(m): 6:38pm On Aug 14, 2010
Nayah:

joseph who knows let me introduce you Miss Universe 1999 she was from Botswana a real curvacious african woman,
http://www.fosta.net/photos22/universefinal/botswana1999Mpule-Kwelagobe.jpg
http://www.independent.ie/multimedia/archive/00381/1999Botswana_getty_381638s.jpg

Enjoy!!!
is dat wat u call curvy? wat continent r u from? d lady luks lyk chinenye ochuba's twin(former mbgn 2002). i kid u not, i was almost sure it was her. . . . .the hair and evrytin matches her 2002 miss world looks
TV/Movies / Re: What Series Are You Watching Now? by Joseph6(m): 6:32pm On Aug 14, 2010
chiogo:

Yea, she is a brat. She regresses because she's lonely even with her new 'boyfriend' and father's wealth. She does evil stuff to gain attention. lol she makes the show interesting though.
Haylee? lol you mean Kaylie? The one that her boyfriend cheated on her, right? Yea, she does look like Eva a little, she's of Cuban descent.
lol I never thought it'd be boring since I love girl drama and I like the gymnastics aspect. . they try even though they don't do as much as pro-gymnasts.
ya kaylie. . . . .i think its one of the best series i've seen dis year and i've seen @least a 100
Celebrities / Re: Pics: Mbgn Universe Ngozi Odaloni at Miss Universe **sigh** + Pic Of Miss Ghana by Joseph6(m): 6:26pm On Aug 14, 2010
all these african/naija contestants in all their curvaceous glory have next to nothing chance of clinching the miss universe crown. truth i tell u.
Celebrities / Re: Munachi Nwankwo Abii Vs Adaeze Igwe by Joseph6(m): 5:52pm On Aug 14, 2010
they are both rubbish! so these two fair- otherwise random faces were the most beautiful gals in naija @ one point? bullsh!t. munachis is the uglier of the 2 jo

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Celebrities / Re: Omo-Sexy Omo-Fierce by Joseph6(m): 5:32pm On Aug 14, 2010
is it jst be or does omo-t look a lil too much like CIARA?
TV/Movies / Re: What Series Are You Watching Now? by Joseph6(m): 4:54pm On Aug 14, 2010
chiogo:

@Dolaapo, Make it or break it is also geared towards teenagers. tongue Yeah, Lauren is evil.

I can't wait for Melissa and Joey [/i]as well as [i]Nikita too.
Big bang theory and How I met your mother - love 'em.
the first tym i saw make it or break it , i was lyk 'dis sh!t wld be boring' but after seeing the first episode i'm so glued to my seat i watch the next five episodes(the whole dvd) at one sitting.lol. i luv d gal that smiles alot(haylee) she reminds me of eva longoria of the desperate housewives. the 1 dat thot she was better than evry1else needed a gud slap.lol!

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