Any time you think that killing yourself will solve all your earthly problems; remember that it will usher you into everlasting torment in hellfire.

Don't do it.
You'll never rest in peace. Forget all the RIP we'll type for you. It will mean a different thing: Remain in Pain/peril.

Is Peter Obi from the North?

rusher14:
Being vague.

Which of the policies were you specifically referring to?

All

Schools spoiled the very day it was decided that pupils shouldn't be flogged.

1TripleC:

These are the names of some Distinguished Bishops that attended the unveiling of the APC Vice Presidential Candidate Kashim Shettima and their contact numbers...

You can as well call them...

1)Bishop SAMUEL OKWARA 08030786277,,
2) BISHOP CHUKWUDI EJIEME 08065735952,,
3) BISHOP CHRIS ABRARHAM 08027098038,,
4) BISHOP) DAVID T ABAH. 07043864799 ,, 5) BISHOP CHUKWUEMEKA FRANK 08138452258
6) BISHOP CelinYa OSEGHALE. 08136878251
7) APOSTLE KINGSLEY M.JOSEPH 08036834018
� BISHOP JEREMIAH JESSE OTUBOR
9) APOSTLE . MARY UDAYI__08063335109
10) BISHOP .GODWIN LIVINUS __ 07061564653
11) APST.FELICIA CHUKWUDI __ 09167549744
12) APST.BONNY .L. SUNNY __08161755481
13) APST.MATHEW OGBU _ _ 07030152965
14) BISHOP FEMI BABALOLA __08106338318
15) APST .OLOTU. Y .___ 07067907753
16) BISHOP CHALES JONES __ 08037474019
17) APST.HENRY MICHAEL ___ 08038126102

18 )APST .EKAPONG UBI __08067850503
19) BISHOP SHEDRACH ___08032830444
20) APST.SAMUEL UJEN __ 08061118616

21) Bishop JULIUS __ 08124179783
22) BISHOP NDUBUISI SAMUEL__ 08034444751

23) BISHOP JAIOLA ___ 08037706748

24) BISHOP LAWRENCE __ 08129515246

25) BISHOP EMEKA ___ 08033735664

26) APOSTLE.DANIEL ___08035077446 08087800102

Cc: Obika Abuchi Zuma

Tell us their parishes; not their phone numbers.

TotoNaRubber:
Hello all,
I have N15 million I would like to invest in anything that can generate like 13 percent annual interest minimum every year but I am out of ideas what to invest in.

Could anyone advice which investment can guaranteed safety of my capital and interest for the duration. In the absence of any idea I may have to do small giveaway from it to my girlfriend who knows about it and is asking me for N500 k from it to buy iPhone.

Suggestions are welcome.

Firstly, tell your girlfriend that I said she needs just Itel A56 on the average; except she is financially buoyant enough to buy iPhone for herself.

Back to the normal discussion. Please, do no lay all your eggs in one basket. E get why.
So, what I think you should do is to divide the money as follows:

1. Buy 5 tokumbo Volkswagen Sharan for at most 2m each. This will tap 10m from your 15m. But you're sure of getting 35k daily from the drivers. They balance between 7-10k daily. Interestingly, except on major repairs, which hardly ensue within the first year if buying the car, minor repairs and fueling are done by the driver. After just one year of use, you may decide to sell them and buy newer ones or continue usage. At least, your capital is out and you still have more than 13% ROI. Just do the maths.

2. After the first choice above, you'll be left with 5m. Use the 5m to build a broth*el in Kogi, Benin, the outskirts of Abuja, Kaduna or Warri. I'm suggesting these places because they'll surely patronise your rooms there. Keep religious fanatis*m aside; na legit business. If you can get up to just 20 rooms, you're sure of getting at least 1k per room per day from those ladies who will come and hustle there. That's like 20k daily. Do the maths again.


You'll be rolling with close to 20m in just one year and your investment will still continue. Not everyone will tell you this.

May your 15m turn to 15trn in the shortest time possible.

Alabaintprice:
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Get the cheapest price ranging from mobile accessories to electronics at the best price it has to offer. Get detailed prices of products.
Note: not all products sold in Alaba international are not counterfeit but depends on producers. We still have the original but at a high price

I want to start up a phone assessories shop for my fiancee. I have a little less than ½m for that. What are the prices like and how possible is it to use that amount for a startup?

I need a reply ASAP.

Martartins:
I work for free for now. Passion is more important than money. I have found my passion.

Maybe that's because you don't have much bills to pay!

Where do I get men's jeans, t-shirts and jerseys at cheaper wholesale prices? It's urgent.

NgeneUkwenu:


We don't negotiate with Terrorists..

Really?
What do you call what Gumi and others have been doing?

OnlyDeCapPlease:


It's strange indeed, but you have to balance it out with other things.
- Does he take care of you?
- Does he take care of his children?
- Does he relate to you in a reasonable way?
- Does he show you a decent level of respect?
- Does he show your family and friends a reasonable level of respect
- is he faithful?
- Does he have bad habits like, drinking, smoking or drug use?
- is he diabolic?
- Does he beat you or the kids?
- Does he satisfy you to a reasonable level in bed?
- is he mentally stable?
- Does he misuse money?
- Does he go out too much?
- Does he lavish all his money on one flashy sweet mouth Pastor, or alfa, prophet etc?
- is he gay?

- WAS HE PAYING YOU COMPLIMENTS BEFORE YOU GOT MARRIED??

As you can see, there are a lot of things that can be wrong in a marriage. He might not be paying you compliments because its just not his nature (you can tease compliments out of him instead of using it to provoke him). You must have noticed this before you got married but you still went ahead with him.

So why the complaints now? Is it because some random guys, who just want to chop and clean mouth, are now paying you compliments? Empty compliments that they can pay to anything in skirt. Compliments that have no depth and just rolls out of their mouths very easily.

I hope that some of those compliments are not getting to your head and you are now looking for an excuse to cheat?

Oga, drinking isn't a bad habit. The bad habit is DRUNKENNESS.
Similarly, beating the wife is a bad habit. But beating the kids (especially to reset their brains when it is malfunctioning) to correct them is not a bad habit.

Thank you.

helinues:
You people are just clowns.

Have you cut the politicians wages? How about their unnecessary allowances

Are you sure this guy is still getting his STIPEND?

Grace001:
Government should take the registration of NIN serious, and jail those who refuse to register their NIN

With NIN crime and terrorism will be reduce to barest minimum

NIN is the solution to insecurity and crime

Awon werey

Do you know how long it takes to get your NIN?
Do you know you have to pay to get your NIN in some cases?
Do you know your card won't still be ready after 6yrs (I'm a case point)?
Do you know people (whose majority are poor) have to travel several kilometers to get the NIN?

Tell the government to make life a little bit easy for the citizens; then watch how they'll comply speedily with directives!

KingKingKing:
I was chatting with this white Lady on social media , the conversation was good and she asked me where I was from and I did tell her "Nigeria" , she said " oh really, I don't like Nigerians, Many are into fraudulent activities" while I was trying to defend my country she stopped chatting with me.. It's been more than a year now.

Why is Crime synonymous to the Name Nigeria?
Not all Nigerians are scammers.

I have this very good Zambian friend, I have never met her in person before, we met on FB and she's more than a friend to me.
She needed to get something from Nigeria and she sent the money to me to help her get it and send it through DHL. I did get the product and sent it to her, this little trustworthy act from me was what made us really tight friends.
She said she took a big risk because she had heard a lot of nasty things about Nigerians and she was scared but because I was trustworthy enough not to swindle her that her perception about Nigerians had change.


Nigerians pls let's change the narratives, we shouldn't soil the name of this great country.

You were making sense until you referred to Nigeria as a "great country".

Abeg modify that thing.

yanabasee1:
Forgiving a cheating girlfriend, hoping that she'll change...

...on this table too!

thesicilian:
They'll not succeed. Last last it will end in tears for them. God has His own way of doing things.

God is not a magician!

helinues:
Leave ESN alone and turn SE to Syria right?

Oluku...

E concern you?
They're okay with being Syria or even Assyria.

post=93126777:
Do not let any unwholesome talk come out of your mouths, but only what is helpful for building others up according to their needs, that it may benefit those who listen.

Who can please tell us where in the Holy book we can find this verse please?!

Read Ephesians 4:29

I hope some idiotic girls will LEARN from the bride's dress and STOP wearing gowns that EXPOSE their CLEAVAGES

The aide said "he went for a long-planned business trip"; while the family source said "[he]...went for a REGULAR CHECKUP, and there's nothing wrong with that".

Which one we go believe?

TheGreatIYANU:
Just focus on getting your mum into full recovery. Do whatever you must, as far as it is legal and godly.

Dont be ashamed to hustle right now... carry block if you must.

Once she is better you and all your siblings should really round and take her (forcefully if needed) to her peoples place pending when one of you can get a place.

Dont completely abandon your father, cater for him to the best of your ability but ensure your mother is fine.

That should be your sole singular focus right now.

Why should they cater for someone who neither catered for them not their mother? No one eats his cake and have it!

Eulalia:


She's still carrying the virus. She's a healthy carrier but can still infect people.

Na you give am the virus?

Davash222:
Why is she still in detention after 43 days since she's hale and hearty?

Benue State Government want to use her to show that they are also affected by Covid-19 in case there's a cake to share.

It's possible they've already documented her as an index

emeijeh:
Jeez! Where have I been? 11 year old girls now wear bras?
DAMN!!!

the thing tire me too o

Ishilove:
Next time just give the money to the niece to buy her underwear herself since your wife doesn't care the girl is shabby. Some women sef

if he gives her money, the wife may still insinuate the same thing!

emeijeh:
Believe it or not, The world is in a deep mess.

...but Nigeria is in the deepest mess!

JasonJidenna:
Life sef.... It's just like a little flower, today, it's HERE, tomorrow, it's GONE.

Just imagine how this guy is stepping on the corpse.

Las las them go bring these sweaters and footwear for us as okrika and we go still buy them.

madridguy:
The Executive Chairman of the Federal Inland Revenue Service (FIRS), Mohammed Nami,

Mr Mohammed Nami, i guess its time for you to go. You guys are just painting this administration black with your evil agenda. Una wan kill person with tax? Person cannot buy airtime again now you want to take your wickedness to people selling fufu and vegetable to survive.

That's the NEXT LEVEL!

rosy1992:
A man who marries a virgin doesnt fall in this category.

Wu virgin epp?

Their fight is just to ensure that they have their normal "slots". Otherwise, what's so special about who recruits new intakes?

Surely, all the fight is for personal interest.

pyro62:
Xenophobia.. Let it not lead to war.. Nigeria sabi overdo

isn't it war already?

princemillla:
This will no yield good result at all

Who the "good result" EPP?