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Foreign Affairs / Re: US President, Joe Biden Condemns Iran's Attack On Isreal by koolguy88(m): 5:15pm On Apr 14
AbuTwins:
Christians would always support Israel whether they are right or wrong!

Muslims will only support Muslims only on truth!

The end will surely be good for us!

Allah says what means: O you who believe! Stand out firmly for justice, as witnesses to Allah, even though it be against yourselves, or your parents, or your kin, be he rich or poor, Allah is a Better Protector to both (than you). So follow not the lusts (of your hearts), lest you may avoid justice, and if you distort your witness or refuse to give it, verily, Allah is Ever Well­Acquainted with what you do. (Qur'an 4:135)

You are a religious fanatic
Business / Re: N500b Capital Base: Capital Needed By Commercial Banks With International Spread by koolguy88(m): 4:05pm On Mar 30
Oyerinde16:
What it means is that.
1. Banks must have 500b untouched in reserve, they can only take it or cash it if they want to close or shut down the bank.
2. Banks will begin to look for ways and means to gather this money, either by savings, merging, borrowing and or using stringent or dubious methods to get the money.
3. Banks would need more marketing staffs to pay less but bring in more money into the bank.
4. Most banks would borrow to stand alone then spend years paying back the loan
5. Some banks would just merge to meet the target then consolidate and move on without owing.
6 you can add your own

Ok nice one.
Some banks will have to open more foreign branches and raise more capital from offshore
Business / Re: N500b Capital Base: Capital Needed By Commercial Banks With International Spread by koolguy88(m): 4:02pm On Mar 30
Dialpad:
Will this not lead to layoffs and closure of branches etc

I see them using less human to significantly reduce costs

This has nothing to do with lay off of staff, in the medium term, it may need more hands on deck.
What the banks need to do is to approach the public for subscription of their shares. They also need more funds inflow by investors
Politics / Re: Bandits Set a Military Armoured Personnel Carrier & a Hilux On Fire In Zamfara by koolguy88(m): 8:20pm On Mar 11
DatNiggaDaz:
PO & OBIDIENTS, see una handwork.

Lets go and destroy ipob hideout in the East.

They are terrorists

The thought process of emilokan tinubulators
idiot
Nairaland / General / Re: Happy New Year Nairalanders by koolguy88(m): 12:36am On Jan 01
Happy New Year 2024!
🎊🎊🥳🥳🍾🍷
Business / Business Plan Writeup With 3 Years Financial Analysis by koolguy88(m): 6:53am On Aug 27, 2023
Good morning all.
Call or chat me up for a well articulated business plan, business proposal and company profile that will enable you access funding or grants from financial institutions and/or angel investors, respectively.
Contact me (Call or WhatsApp) on 08032156225 and 08185544801

Below is a list of some of our generic business plan packages:
1) Poultry Business Plan - N8,000
2) Catfish Business Plan - N10,000
3) Sachet Water production Business Plan - N8,000
4) Cassava Processing Business - N8000
5) Cassava Farming Business Plan - N8,000
6) Cassava Farming and Processing Business Plan - N10,000
7) Palm Oil Business Plan - N8,000
cool Pig farming Business Plan - N10,000
9) Fashion Business Plan - N10,000
10) Snailery Business Plan - N10,000
11) ICT Business Plan - N10,000
12) Zobo Business Plan - N10,000
13) Shoe Making Business Plan - N10,000
14) Restaurant/Fast Food Business Plan - N10,000
15) Makeup/Spa Business Plan - N10,000
16) Laundry Business Plan - N10,000
17) Soap/Detergent Business Plan - N10,000
18) Bakery Business Plan - N8,000
19) Paint Manufacturing Business Plan - N10,000
20) School Business Plan - N10,000
21) Waste Recycling (pet, bottle and nylon) Business Plan - N10,000
22) Catfish and Piggery Integrated Business Plan N10,000
23) Concrete Block Moulding Business Plan N10,000
24) Plantain Farming and Processing Business Plan N10,000
25) Interstate Transport Company Business Plan - N10,000
26) Rice Farming and Processing Business Plan - N10,000
27) Palm Kernel Oil Business Plan - N8,000
28) Poultry-Catfish Integrated Business Plan - N10,000
29) Tomato Farming and Processing Business Plan - N10,000
30) Furniture Business Plan - N10,000
31) Event Planning and Management Business Plan - N10,000
32) Printing Press Business Plan - N10,000
33) Skill Acquisition Business Plan -N10,000
34) Poultry Farming and Processing Business Plan - N10,000
35) Fish Farming and Processing Business Plan - N10,000
36) Liquid Soap Business Plan - N8,000
37) Ethanol Business Plan - N10,000
38) Feed Mill Business Plan - N10,000
39) Agrochemical Manufacturing Business Plan - N15,000
40) Cosmetic Import Business Plan - N15,000
41) Tilapia Fish Farming Business Plan - N10,000
42) Textile/Clothes Manufacturing Business Plan - N10,000
43) E-commerce Business Plan - N10,000
44) Kerosene Supply and Retail Business Plan - N15,000
45) Coconut Oil Processing Business Plan - N10,000
46) Goat Farming Business Plan - N10,000
47) NGO Business Plan - N10,000
48) Honey Bee Farming Business Plan - N10,000
49) Greenhouse Farming Business Plan - N10,000
50) Grass-cutter Farming Business Plan - N10,000
51) Interior Design and Decoration Business Plan - N10,000
52) Car Wash Business Plan - N10,000
53) Auto Repair/Mechanic Workshop Business Plan - N10,000
54) Hotel Business Plan -N10,000
55) Maize Milling Business Plan - N10,000
56) Cow Farming/Fattening Business Plan - N10,000
57) Real Estate Business Plan - N10,000
58) Toilet Tissue and Saviet Production Business plan - N10,000
59) Pharmacy Business Plan - N10,000
60) Indoor and Outdoor Catering Business Plan with - N10,000
61) Cold Room Business Plan - N10,000
62) Groundnut Oil/Cake processing Business Plan - N10,000
63) Haulage and logistics Business Plan - N10,000
64) Ugu/vegetable farming Business Plan -N10,000
65) Cashew processing Business Plan -N10,000
66) Coffee Export Business Plan -N15,000
67) Fruit Juice Production Business Plan -10,000
68) Sales/Hiring of Agricultural Machineries Business Plan-N15,000
69) Training Institute Business Plan - N15,000
70) Fitness Centre/Gymnasium Business plan - N15,000
71) Bottle Water Production Business Plan -N10,000
72) Bar and Tavern Business Plan -N10,000
73) Football Viewing Centre Business Plan -N10,000
74) Auto Spare Part Sales Business Plan -N15,000
75) Yoghurt Production and Sales Business Plan -N10,000
76) Bike Logistics/Delivery Business Plan -N10,000
77) Cooking Gas Refiling Station Business Plan -N20,000
78) Ginger (Dried Split) Export Business Plan -N40,000
79) Petrol/AGO Filing Station Business Plan -N20,000
80) Hides and Skin Processing Business Plan -N20,000
81) Solar Business Plan -N10,000
82) Food Stuff Export Business Plan -N40,000
83) Travel Agency & Tours Business Plan - N15,000
84) POS Agent Business Plan -N15,000
85) Borehole Drilling Business Plan -N15,000
86) Medical Diagnostics Business Plan - N15,000
87) Salon and Selling of Hair Business Plan -N10,000
88) Yam Processing and Packaging Business Plan -N15,000
89) Child Day-care Business Plan -N10,000
90) Drug Manufacturing Business Plan -N15,000
91) Nylon Production Business Plan -N10,000
92) Supermarket Business Plan -N15,000
93) Shea Butter Business Plan -N10,000
94) Meat Processing Business Plan -N10,000
95) Warehouse Business Plan -N10,000
96) Crowdfarming Business Plan -N40,000
97) Coal Mining Business Plan -N15,000
98) Disposable Plates & Cups Business Plan -N10,000
99) Agricultural Commodities Trading Business Plan -N15,000
100) Custom-Licensed Clearing & Forwarding Agency Business Plan -N100,000
101) Micro-finance Bank Business Plan -N25,000
102) Hospital/Clinic Business Plan -N20,000
103) Mini Importation Business Plan -N20,000
104) Tie & Dye Business Plan -N10,000
105) Herbal Tea Production Business Plan -N10,000
106) Medical Equipment Supply Business Plan -N15,000
107) Bamboo Farming Business Plan -N10,000
108) Herbal Bitters Production Business Plan -N25,000
109) Mushroom Farming Business Plan -N15,000
110) Hydroponics Business Plan -N15,000
111) Wheat Flour Mill Business Plan -N20,000
112) Organic Fertilizer Production Business Plan -N15,000
113) Fintech Startup Business Plan - N15,000
114) Soybeans Export Business Plan - N40,000
115) Vegetable Export Business Plan - N30,000
116) Sugar Production/Refinery Business Plan -N20,000
117) Jewellery Store Business Plan -N20,000
118) Biogas Production Business Plan -N25,000
119) Healthcare Staffing Agency Business Plan -N20,000
120) Lubricant Oil Production Business Plan -N20,000
121) Crude Oil (Modular) Refinery Business Plan -N50,000
122) Aluminium (UBC) Recycling Business Plan -N20,000
123) Non-Emergency Medical Transportation Business Plan -N20,000
124) Maize farming and processing Business Plan -N15,000
125) African Black Soap Production Business Plan - N15,000
126) Cleaning Services Business Plan -N15,000

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Travel / Re: Container Crushes A Toyota Camry In Lagos (Photo) by koolguy88(m): 4:41am On May 16, 2023
Cathry:
Please if anybody can help me with any little amount to eat I will be very happy. Feeding is a big problem for me and my family please no matter how small. I havent eaten anything since yesterday in the morning pls. My dad is a retired teacher and my mom is late. Am a single mother with my own son mouth to feed, the little money i make have use it to cater for my dad illness and pay house rent but his health is getting worst. Now we can't even eat or buy water to drink. Please if you're reading this message pls come to our aid, no matter how small it will go a long way pls. May God meet you at the point of your need as you have show us mercy amen

Acct num:
318747
8996
Faith
First Bank

Where is the father of the child?
Is he not responsible to provide for the family? You need to go and look for work and stop begging for alms on nairaland. You are more than this.
Politics / Re: Peter Obi Condemns Acts Of Violence At Guber & State Houses Of Assembly Election by koolguy88(m): 10:50am On Mar 19, 2023
MC Oluomo
We shall be back, come 2027!
Religion / Re: 7 Things Many People Don't Know About Pornography by koolguy88(m): 10:45am On Mar 19, 2023
AnyanwuSilas:
Why did God make me to be addicted to porn? God should be blamed for that

Idiot!
Nairaland / General / Re: Happy New Year 2023 Nairalanders by koolguy88(m): 2:07am On Jan 01, 2023
Happy New Year 2023

Politics / Re: Judge Refuses To Give Judgement In Case Between Cecilia Adams And Ayade by koolguy88(m): 8:53am On Nov 22, 2022
@Madam Cecilia, kindly appeal to an upper court. Continue to mount pressure on this thing until you prevail.
The Lord is your strength.
Politics / Re: Otega Ogra, Swanky Jerry, 21 Other Nigerians Make MIPAD Global Top 100 List by koolguy88(m): 8:05am On Nov 17, 2022
...and I don't even know them, this is serious ooooo
Music/Radio / Re: Burna Boy Bags Two Grammy Nominations at 2023 Grammys by koolguy88(m): 10:23am On Nov 16, 2022
Last, last no go escape that award!
Nice one, broh

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Politics / Re: Peter Obi: We Will Decongest Lagos Seaport And Move To Other Seaports by koolguy88(m): 7:06am On Nov 16, 2022
If Nigerians miss this chance to prevail on economic matters and infrastructural initiatives with a man like PO, then it's our fault because the hand writing is boldly written on the wall. We cannot pretend we're not seeing it clearly.
It is well.
Politics / Re: 2023 Presidency Is A 2-horse Race, Atiku Will Come Distant Second– Tinubu’s Camp by koolguy88(m): 1:05pm On Nov 09, 2022
Ance4Liverpool:
This people are negleting the voice of the people, Soo many things will still happen before the election, celebrities, some governor's and Soo many Christian's will soon start a very heavy support for Peter Obi.

Na so

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Politics / Re: 2023 Presidency Is A 2-horse Race, Atiku Will Come Distant Second– Tinubu’s Camp by koolguy88(m): 1:04pm On Nov 09, 2022
DSC7:
E go shock them....

ObiDatti to the rescue...

Na so. Dem go collect woto-woto
People eyes don clear

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Politics / Re: 2023 Presidency Is A 2-horse Race, Atiku Will Come Distant Second– Tinubu’s Camp by koolguy88(m): 1:01pm On Nov 09, 2022
Peter Obi shall emerge president come 2023, Insha Allah.
Politics / Re: Terror Threat: National Assembly Commences Stop And Search by koolguy88(m): 11:16am On Nov 01, 2022
ifihearam:
Its the 1st day of November 2022..I can tell you for free that Buhari is the worst president in the history of Nigeria.
Let PDP fix what useless Apc has done.
Forget PDP and let's be OBIdient for once!
Politics / Re: CBN Destroys Over ₦‎6 Trillion Banknotes Under Buhari by koolguy88(m): 6:46am On Oct 31, 2022
I applaud PMB and the CBN governor on this initiative.
I come in peace.
Politics / Re: NDLEA Arrests Village Head & 10 Others, Intercepts Opoid Pills, Skunk, Heroin by koolguy88(m): 3:21pm On Oct 30, 2022
Boogyman557:
....

This na AZ or loud?
Sports / Re: Eto'o Sensationally Claims Anelka Was Better Than Thierry Henry by koolguy88(m): 2:27pm On Oct 29, 2022
For him mind, abi
Politics / Re: Bandits Attack Sabon Gida, Zamfara; Kill Village Head by koolguy88(m): 10:14am On Oct 27, 2022
CBN don change am for them grin
Business / Re: CBN Redesigns 200, 500 & 1000 Naira Notes by koolguy88(m): 2:58pm On Oct 26, 2022
Wapgod:
Is this what Nigeria needs right now?
Capital NO!!!

Misplaced priority.
Family / Re: Married Men With Children, How Much Do You Spend On Running Your Home Weekly? by koolguy88(m): 2:05pm On Oct 26, 2022
Naira has no value these days.
I spend approximately 70k to 100k weekly with a wife and 4 kids.
This one na by manage o ooo if not, I think I spend more than this.

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Food / Re: How Much Is 1 Cup Of Rice In Your Area by koolguy88(m): 4:06am On Oct 26, 2022
...in Kano
Foreign is N300
Local is N200
Business To Business / Re: PALM OIL BUSINESS( Productions, Sales and Storage) by koolguy88(m): 11:19am On Jul 06, 2022
koolguy88:
Drop off your red oil kegs @Kano Galadima road and get paid same day @ N12,000 per keg of 25ltrs. Get introduced to Alhajis buying red oil in bulk and save the stress of being on the road every time.
Chat me up on whatsapp or call 08032156225, 08054446930.

Come and let's partner for success.

Regards.

Red oil is now N21k.

Get paid same day as you drop off quality unadulterated palm oil in Kano.

Minimum order level is as low as 20kegs per trip.

08054446930; 08032156225
Politics / Re: Your State And Who You Are Supporting For The 2023 Election by koolguy88(m): 4:43am On Jun 19, 2022
Peter Obi

Kano state

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Politics / Re: Group Photo Of APC Presidential Aspirants by koolguy88(m): 8:54pm On Jun 05, 2022
Buharifan:
Tinubu Looking Humbled In This Group Photograph Of Presidential Aspirants

APC should give this man ticket please.

Make una give am abeg make we hear word, make we rest
Education / Re: How We Are Punished In Nigerian Secondary & Primary Schools (Photos) by koolguy88(m): 7:47pm On May 03, 2022
illicit:
I do refuse to cut grass

It blisters my palm
Same here

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Romance / Re: Help! I Can't Stop Masturbating To Pictures Of My Ex by koolguy88(m): 1:54pm On Apr 27, 2022
Pictures of the ex or we refuse to believe.

Omo were
Nairaland / General / Re: What‘s That One Thing You Love That You Can Never Outgrow No Matter Your Age? by koolguy88(m): 6:43am On Jan 30, 2022
puffing ma leaves,
Properties / Re: How Much Of Your Salary Should Be Used To Pay Your Rent? by koolguy88(m): 11:59am On Jan 28, 2022
To justify your earnings and savings/investment, your annual rent should not exceed your one month salary.

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