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Islam for Muslims / Re: Igbo Muslims Grumble Over Appointment Of New Imam by LIFEisSIMPLE: 6:24am On Nov 30, 2018
Look for other options because you will not. it is a promise cheesy
Geoxplorer:
I love Igbo muslims. I wish i can find a good igbo muslim lady to marry...

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Politics / Re: You Can Trust Me, Mr Peter Obi To Fix Our Economy , Says Atiku by LIFEisSIMPLE: 7:11am On Nov 15, 2018
I believe
Politics / Re: I Sympathize With President Buhari. His Ministers Are Saboteurs by LIFEisSIMPLE: 3:39pm On Nov 08, 2018
Shameless men
Politics / I Sympathize With President Buhari. His Ministers Are Saboteurs by LIFEisSIMPLE: 2:51pm On Nov 08, 2018
Buhari might have had good intentions for Nigerian, but the actions of His ministers have been the biggest pullback of his government. Let me start with their utterances. In 2014, Fashola declared that any sensible government will fix the power situation in 6 months. Buhari took him for his words and appointed him as the Minister of Power, and also allocating a huge chunk of the Budget to his Ministry, over 40 months have gone by, and there is nothing to show for it. Very similar applies to Rotimi Ameachi who Buhari appointed as minister of transportation.
Yesterday the Minister of Labour and Employment Chris Ngige said that N30,000 is more than enough to feed a family of four for a month, while today the Information Minister Lai Mohammed is telling us that it cost the government N3.5 million to feed El Zakzaky. Whilewhile 85 million Nigerians are hungry.
In my opinion, this kind of statements do more harm than good. And all it does is increase the anger and frustration of the populace towards the government at a moment when Nigerians are heavily underpaid and managing to survive. And when this happen in Nations, the President always pays the biggest price.
By their statements yesterday and today, Chris Ngige and Lai Mohammed have given me the finally reason why i must vote against PMB in 2019. Chris Ngige and Lai Mohammed have ruined my mood for this week i am already anticipating the Killjoy for next week. Thank you for Listening to my Ted talk.

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Politics / Re: 2015: The Year The YORUBA Education Failed Them. by LIFEisSIMPLE: 7:53pm On Nov 04, 2018
You need God
efighter:


I will be selling sniper insecticide at subsidized rates for miscreants and nincompoops who are descendants of drug traffickers, armed robbers and kidnappers from the land of the falling sun who will commit suicide when Buhari wins 2nd term. Living is expensive, dying shouldn't be.
Politics / Re: Dear INEC, Please Do Not Disqualify Muhammadu Buhari by LIFEisSIMPLE: 10:48pm On Oct 27, 2018
kcmichael:
Pmb is crusinng to victory,the court are these for you if you want to investigate
Are you truly convinced he has waec result?
Politics / Dear INEC, Please Do Not Disqualify Muhammadu Buhari by LIFEisSIMPLE: 6:28pm On Oct 27, 2018
Although the law state that INEC needs to visibly verify the certificates of all candidates, i would like to appeal to INEC to turn the other way as regards to Muhammadu Buhari. His followers see him as a man without sin. They call him Baba because he has provided the perfect living condition for all Nigerians. I would like to appeal to INEC to use the above mentioned reasons to clear President Muhammadu Buhari for the 2019 elections.

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Politics / Re: Should I Destroy My Voters Card? by LIFEisSIMPLE: 10:09pm On Sep 27, 2018
bolinxman:
@ Op,Destroy it.Na you know.
I have been advised to keep it for identification purposes
Politics / Re: Should I Destroy My Voters Card? by LIFEisSIMPLE: 6:00pm On Sep 27, 2018
Juliusmalema:


Oya get the answers from well meaning Nigerians....

Is only slaves that will always not be comfortable to pursue an agenda for a better future.

You have been poisoned against conscience.

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Politics / Re: Should I Destroy My Voters Card? by LIFEisSIMPLE: 5:41pm On Sep 27, 2018
Juliusmalema:
Pls op what concerns u with ondo, ekiti or osun....is it ur business.....


Abia state is it in better state.


Igbos should begin now to mind their business....they are easily moved on issues of others that is not even their concern.
I asked well meaning Nigerians for advice not animals collecting banana as salary.

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Politics / Re: Should I Destroy My Voters Card? by LIFEisSIMPLE: 5:26pm On Sep 27, 2018
hungryboy:
I lost hope in this shithole a long time ago, i only acquired the voter's card for identification purposes, i'm not planning on voting for any party in 2019 or forever sef.

I never believed 180 million people can be held prisoners in this life. I told myself that there is no prison can occupy 180m people.

I just realised that General Muhammadu Buhari has built one, and i was already inside cry cry cry

Kai the Igbo's were right. OMG the Igbo's were right

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Politics / Re: Should I Destroy My Voters Card? by LIFEisSIMPLE: 5:20pm On Sep 27, 2018
I am on the verge of doing what someone has done. I need a reason why i should keep my pvc in the next 30 minutes

Somebody GIVE ME A REASON ASAP

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Politics / Re: Should I Destroy My Voters Card? by LIFEisSIMPLE: 5:13pm On Sep 27, 2018
Airforce01:
I'm keeping mine for bank documentation but , I won't be voting in 2019 since it won't count .

I'm so vexed right now .

Nigerians are in Prison. We are prisoners

Dear God, i might be able to endure this cell, Please God free my unborn children. They have done no wrong to deserve this

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Politics / Should I Destroy My Voters Card? by LIFEisSIMPLE: 5:07pm On Sep 27, 2018
Going by what I have seen APC do in the Ekiti and ondo state elections, I have come to a conclusion that having a voters card is useless now and especially in 2019. I would like well meaning Nigerians to advice on me whether to destroy my PVC. Hundreds of people with their PVCs have been prevented from voting, and then proceeded to rig the election. The APC led government stole the mandate of innocent Nigerians. I would rather destroy my PVC that have my mandate stolen from me. Please well meaning Nigerians, advice me on whether to destroy this pvc, given that i have to intention of keeping it for fear of my mandate being stolen.
Politics / Re: BREAKING: ‘coup’, Not Election Ongoing In Osun – Adeleke by LIFEisSIMPLE: 12:11pm On Sep 27, 2018
tesppidd:
Goan sit down abeg,

Rather go and twerk abeg.

Pay back iza fat biitch.


We endorsed such for 16 years.

PMB till 2023.
APC till 2055.

16 years abi. God forbid my children will enjoy the dividends of democracy
Travel / Re: Arik, Aero Lose N16.5m Daily Over Closure Of Warri Airport by LIFEisSIMPLE: 11:56am On Sep 26, 2018
Enice:
you are trying to liberate my children by killing yourself! come and see another jesus christ! on a serious note, you are very stupid. stop spewing trash. your otapiapia is waiting for you, if you don't have money just hala my mention, i will provide.
even if you vote in pharoah as president, i will survive and do excellently well in Nigeria. You saviour Buhari cannot affect me. Pls dont reply because i will ignore you cheesy
Travel / Re: Arik, Aero Lose N16.5m Daily Over Closure Of Warri Airport by LIFEisSIMPLE: 7:44am On Sep 26, 2018
Enice:
are you still making comments? you should be preparing your otapiapia to kill yourself.
I am trying to liberate your family and your children unborn from the shakles of misery but u have refused to have sense.
I bet you were one of Aisha Buhari's N2.5bn donors.
Travel / Re: Arik, Aero Lose N16.5m Daily Over Closure Of Warri Airport by LIFEisSIMPLE: 5:58am On Sep 26, 2018
Doing business in Nigeria is hard. Government policies are not business friendly

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Crime / Re: Slay Mamas Caught On CCTV Stealing From A Store by LIFEisSIMPLE: 9:43pm On Sep 25, 2018
Nigeria is hard
Politics / Re: If Buhari Wins The 2019 Election, I Will Give Up On Nigeria And Then Kill Myself by LIFEisSIMPLE: 11:34am On Sep 25, 2018
Afolak:
My question for u is
1-Are u married?
2- Do u av kids?
3-Wot is ur level of education?
4-How old are u?
5- Does life really means anything to u?
Give me the answer to dis 5 questions,before I knw Wot next to say to you.

I am personally very comfortable in Nigeria. I get troubled by the way people beg for money. In a working country it does not work like this. Beggers everywhere and the government is collecting praise from zombies. Nigeria is the global poverty capital and pmb should take the blame. I met a woman last week who after going through hell to train 4 children through uni, does not have the connection to get them jobs in this pmb government. Federal character has been disregarded by this government
Politics / Re: If Buhari Wins The 2019 Election, I Will Give Up On Nigeria And Then Kill Myself by LIFEisSIMPLE: 11:25am On Sep 25, 2018
mrvitalis:

You are just a product of miseducation and propaganda.....

I'm ready to debate you openly to school you who are your real enemy

I believe you are the same guy that compared Buhari to Nelson Mandela. History will be very harsh to PMB and his cohorts. His hands has been soaked with innocent blood. The monkey and baboons will be soaked in blood abi? God will punish your saviour pmb for that statement.
Politics / Re: If Buhari Wins The 2019 Election, I Will Give Up On Nigeria And Then Kill Myself by LIFEisSIMPLE: 9:44am On Sep 25, 2018
dchem:
Bro this administration hard but I only pray one prayer everyday. The prayer is "If Buhari is the will of God for a better Nigeria may he continue even if I don't agree with him. If not may he be disgraced out of office." our prayer should always be may God's will be done.

Buhari is not and can never be the will of God for Nigeria
Politics / Re: If Buhari Wins The 2019 Election, I Will Give Up On Nigeria And Then Kill Myself by LIFEisSIMPLE: 10:48pm On Sep 24, 2018
denko:
If you die because of a fool then you are a biggest fool.
My problem is the millions of nigerians who will go out to vote this man, the short memory of nigerians baffles me

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Politics / Re: If Buhari Wins The 2019 Election, I Will Give Up On Nigeria And Then Kill Myself by LIFEisSIMPLE: 10:29pm On Sep 24, 2018
Juliusmalema:


Imagine an undergraduate crying for a higher degree holder....already on his career....


Lolzzzzz....u must be high on cheap weed.

People like you we know you source of income. After the 2019 election you will be forced to go look for a real job.

Higher degree Hippocrates

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Politics / Re: If Buhari Wins The 2019 Election, I Will Give Up On Nigeria And Then Kill Myself by LIFEisSIMPLE: 10:02pm On Sep 24, 2018
GreyBlood:
There is No need to kill yourself ; life has never been easy in this country and nobody can make Nigeria better except us. We have to work on ourselves to change our mindsets for things to work.
Amidst these pains and tears some people are still making legit money and balling real hard. You don't need the president to make you happy, make yourself happy.

Be strong and work smarter and you will become victorious even if Buhari stays till 2030. I work hard and pray for success irrespective of who becomes my president or governor.
Bro, we might be fortunate, but there are people in this country dying of hunger and committing suicide daily. The Nigerian space right now is very hard for millions of Nigerians and their families. When the IMF recently gave Nigeria the title of being the poverty capital of the world, that was not a joke neither was it exaggerated. If you reach out to the poor and hear their stories you will understand better. I try to enlighten people that PMB is not competent to be president of a nation like Nigeria, but the critics always associate the debate to a thing of religion or tribe. The US intelligence observed a high rate of Christian killings in the north, which President Trump cautioned PMB about in person, but for some reasons some Nigerians believe all this claims to be false and that benue and Jos are more peaceful than Rome. They then go ahead to grade PMB 100% and finally compare him to a golden gift to Humanity.

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Politics / Re: If Buhari Wins The 2019 Election, I Will Give Up On Nigeria And Then Kill Myself by LIFEisSIMPLE: 9:03pm On Sep 24, 2018
Juliusmalema:
Fine is okay if u finally kill yourself

Coz under Nigeria, u were never alive.
By God's grace, I am comfortable, its people like you i cry for. Poor and do not know it
Politics / If Buhari Wins The 2019 Election, I Will Give Up On Nigeria And Then Kill Myself by LIFEisSIMPLE: 8:47pm On Sep 24, 2018
The Pain the average Nigerian is facing in Nigeria cannot continue. To all those who think that PMB is the Savior of Mankind may God judge you. To all those who think Buhari is so perfect he doesnt pee or poo, may God judge you. This administration has driven millions of Nigerians into the shackles of poverty. This administration has seen many millions of Nigerian remain unemployed but calls them lazy as an excuse. This administration has taken tribal and religious bias to a new level. This administration has disrespected our rule of law and shitted on our democracy. This administration has rigged every election since it came into power. This administration has made Nigeria the global poverty capital with all but a few living a decent life. This administration has been mute to the killings of thousands of Christians in the north. This evil administration used the grave of MKO to play politics. This administration is full of lies and deceit but many will not believe. This administration paints PMB as perfect despite his hate filled actions, yet they pay their minions to deceive the uneducated that PMB is the best gift that God has given to Nigeria. This administration says they are fighting corruption yet corruption as at unprecedented levels. This administration has seen the son of a president who claims to be poor destroy a N55m powerbike. This administration has failed to keep to any of its promises especially on health care (PMB and his sons foreign treatment still ring a bell). This administration has already plotted how to forcefully win the 2019 election, but God will fight for Nigerian. Evil politics will not reign in Nigeria.
Either ways, if PMB wins the 2019 elections, i will give up on Nigeria and take my own life. I will go and join my fathers for they are in a better place.

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Politics / Davido Was The Jagaban Of The Osun Election by LIFEisSIMPLE: 4:35pm On Sep 23, 2018
Huge credit has to be given to popular musician davido for the role he played in ensuring that APC where not declared the winners of yesterdays osun state elections. He was very vocal, and on trend all through the process. His contribution was the only reason APC could only manipulate the result to an inconclusive state. The current government is a tyranny
God bless OBO
Politics / Re: When They Where for Voting Buhari, We Warned Them by LIFEisSIMPLE: 3:09pm On Sep 23, 2018
I am sadden by the outcome of events. They have bought themselves time to prosecute Sen. Ademola Adeleke over the waec debate.
At least now they know the man is a real threat

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Politics / Re: When They Where for Voting Buhari, We Warned Them by LIFEisSIMPLE: 2:52pm On Sep 23, 2018
Shelumiel:
I said this before but some people on this forum called me a mad man who was in "pains". Now , it is happening ; we are now witnessing the genesis of a very serious problem , which if not handle with care will spell doom not just for Nigeria, but for her citizens
This is shameful.
When i said this undemocratic animals were not worthy to honour the iconic MKO. They called me a jeolous Igbo man as if the politically intent ceremony will add a kobo to my pocket or better the living condition of my mother. Anyway that one don pass by God's grace
Politics / When They Where for Voting Buhari, We Warned Them by LIFEisSIMPLE: 2:34pm On Sep 23, 2018
This is the second time that the peoples mandate has been stolen in the south west. It happened in ekiti, and it is repeating itself in osun. I fear that under the settings of this present administration that we might never see a free and fair election in the southwest. The SE and SS have remained silent on both occasions. This are same people that dented the grave of MKO with a hypocritical GCFR. The SW have never experienced a free and fair election.
Like in the award winning movie "Beowolf", if you impregnate the mother monster, its your duty to kill your monster child. I guessed right the outcome of the ekiti and osun state elections. And the 2019 election will be even easier to guess. God help us all.
Politics / Re: BREAKING: INEC Declares Osun Election Inconclusive by LIFEisSIMPLE: 2:11pm On Sep 23, 2018
Oibrahim:
BREAKING: INEC declares Osun election inconclusive

http://leetvilla.com/breaking-inec-declares-osun-election-inconclusive/
Lol. This people no dey hear word cheesy

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