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Autos / Re: Very Clean Range Rover Evoque 2015 Model. by LoudNdclear: 6:55pm On Mar 19, 2018
How much will it take to land this in Nigeria louse clearing
Religion / Re: Let The Athiests Come In Here Lets Settle Ourselves by LoudNdclear: 11:03pm On Mar 17, 2018
ameri9ja:


Then go and educate yourself first b4 u make a fool of yourself.


Bros take it easy.....you dey vex oo grin
Autos / Re: 2016 GLE 450 For 76M ( Non Negotiable) by LoudNdclear: 1:20am On Feb 20, 2018
Will you take 760 million ? Lubbish

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Romance / Re: Most Ladies Now Enter Their Husband House With Only Clothes & Makeup Kit by LoudNdclear: 4:46am On Feb 07, 2018
Offpoint:
God created eve with nothing, but with the purpose of helping Adam....

op go and make money, I mean more money and you wouldn't care if she comes with only a pant and one trailer of makeup kits.

I'm tired of humans...
I can't marry a girl richer than me, I can't marry a girl with more educational qualifications than me, I can't marry a girl with this and that cuz she won't give me the due respect I deserve. now they ones with nothing comes around... they'll be like... I can't marry a liability, can't marry empty headed illiterate and so on....
Same to the Opp sex.....
WTF IS WRONG WITH HUMANS?


You are truly offpoint

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Romance / Re: How To Contact This Lady I Met Abroad by LoudNdclear: 4:42am On Feb 07, 2018
Lol....... Bleep boy
Romance / Re: I'm In Love With Two Women... Both Her Jealous Type How Do I Play These Game by LoudNdclear: 12:33am On Jan 13, 2018
How do you guys even do thing like this? I barely have time for myself, let alone having 2 gf...... the pressure is too much!!!

Then you will start hiding your phone, with various app for multilevel security phone lock, you will start hiding to receive calls and text messages,..... by the time you spend some time with babe no 1 then you will go spend time with babe no2 the entire day is gone you wouldn’t even have time for your life!!..... the pressure is just too much!!!!


And the childishness of it all is you keeping multiple gf either for sex or to gain the admiration of your friends ( you be bad guy ooo)..... son wake up the true bad guy is the dude that has his life on track.... you are not a “bad guy” wen you still ask your parent for money or your salary is less than minimum wage.




Keeping multiple girls is fucking depressing, guilt will just kill me, how do you look at her in the eyes and say “babe I love you” I can’t even handle it, I can’t even hide it guilt will kill me..... the pressure eh!!! I don’t know how you guys do it ooo..... I don’t want to know either...... you guys should be careful ooo, a lot of things are happening out there.



And you think having sex with babe no1 in the morning and sex with babe no2 in the evening is living the life? Friends will be hailing you to your grave .

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Religion / Re: Did Allah Curse Muhammad ? by LoudNdclear: 1:53am On Dec 25, 2017
BlakKluKluxKlan:



Please let me add this -
An orphan male who was raised by his aunt but went into that aunt's grave to have sex with her corpse in the glare of people before the grave was covered cannot be a prophet of God.

A man who commanded a follower of his to drop into a grave and have sex with the corpse of his, the leaders's daughter cannot be a prophet of God.

Muhammad was the greatest fraud and conman in history.



This one weak me..... what is even wrong with this Muhammad?
Religion / Re: Did Allah Curse Muhammad ? by LoudNdclear: 1:52am On Dec 25, 2017
analize701:

Jesus said, 'My sheep will hear my voice and they will follow me, the voice of the stranger (satan), will they not hear...

Satan too, his goats will hear his voice and follow him



True words..... that settles it
Religion / Re: Did Allah Curse Muhammad ? by LoudNdclear: 11:53pm On Dec 23, 2017
analize701:

Let me add this.

It is impossible for a Prophet of God to be cursed by a Sorcerer.

A prophet of God and a sorcerer, who should lay a curse on the other? But a native doctor laid a curse on Muhammad which made him to be hallucinating sexual acts with women.

A sex demon was cast into him as a result of that Curse.

Can that be a prophet of God?

Prophet wey no fit command demon to commot from him head, that one na prophet?


A prophet wey the wear woman cloth before him dey see vision, dat one na prophet?

A prophet wey dey sniff him woman menstural pad to get inspiration, dat one na prophet?

Abeg, make i hear word.

May his flames be increased.



His followers will never agree oo.... dey will never see anything wrong with all these poo their prophet did.... Na Wa oo

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Religion / Re: Did Allah Curse Muhammad ? by LoudNdclear: 7:31pm On Dec 23, 2017
Why Muhammad was not a prophet?

It is impossible that a man in his mid-54’s could engage in sexual intercourse with a nine-year-old child (Aysha), and be a prophet of G-d.


It is impossible that a man could finance his religious and political community by robbing the trade caravans that passed through his area on their annual trips between Arabia and Syria, and be a prophet of G-d.


It is impossible that a man could encourage his adopt son (Zeid) to divorce his wife (Zeinab) so that he, the father, could marry her, and be a prophet of G-d.


It is impossible that a man could lie to his wife (Hafsa) to get her out of the house so that he could sleep with the slave girl (Mariyah) he had given her as a gift, and be a prophet of G-d.



It is impossible that a man could call other men to follow him, and then watch them die one after the other in the battles he instigated to build his empire while giving them promises of the sexual Paradise with 72 virgins that awaited them, and be a prophet of G-d.



It is impossible that a man could behead three Jewish tribes men who had lived in his city for centuries for the simple reason they refused to accept him as their leader, and be a prophet of G-d.




It is impossible that a man could trade the Jewish wives and daughters of the men he had just beheaded for weapons and horses, and be a prophet of God.




It is impossible that a man could be so fearful of criticism that he would send a man at night to kill the mother of a nursing child because of the poems she had written against him, and be a prophet of G-d.




It is impossible that a man could sentence a woman to death by having her limbs attached to camels that moved in opposite direction pulling her apart, then behead her and parade her severed head through Medina, and be a prophet of G-d.




It is impossible that a man could torture a young Jewish tribal leader to death to obtain his money, and then "marry" his 17-year old widow (Safiya) the same night, and be a prophet of G-d.



It is impossible that a man could allow his followers to have sex with their female slaves as well as their prisoners of war, whether or not they were married, and be a prophet of G-d.


Its impossible that a man that married a child of 6 and consummated the marriage at the age of 9 . ..... be a prophet of G-d



Its impossible for a man who claimed to have rode a flying horse and split the moon, be a prophet of G-d







Watch how they will come here to insult me now or try covering his actions by insulting the G-d of the Christian..

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Business / Re: Innoson Boss,arrives Home After His Arrest, Appreciate Nigerians. Photo by LoudNdclear: 7:07pm On Dec 23, 2017
dafeyankee:
Desperate guys.

Always trying to make a hero of anybody to spite the Government,and their fictitious enemies.

Their last hero, Kanu is in Malaga chilling with two white prostitutes.

Why do you guys like making criminals your heroes?this one that forged documents and converted what does not belong to him,to his own is being celebrated now.

Tax evasion is a serious crime,and if it was here in Kakuri, this thief will be in jail.

Criminals always playing the Igbo race cards.




ChidiAlaigbo:
See his Flatthead, criminal.

You are finished! Credit rating = big fat ZERO!!

Short man devil!

Inno-thief!






Lol.... funny men!!!


Wetin this guy do una? Administer justice with mercy bros

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Health / Re: Please Help Me Out(adoption) by LoudNdclear: 3:59am On Dec 08, 2017
Drop your number.... I have an NGO I can’t adopt the baby legally but first tell us the about he father if he is aware of your plan?
Health / Re: Please Help Me Out(adoption) by LoudNdclear: 11:20am On Nov 29, 2017
meek5100:
Depressed embarassed


How are you? I didn’t hear from you.
Phones / Re: Urgent!!!... Iphone Issue by LoudNdclear: 11:29am On Nov 25, 2017
Either you plugged it to a computer with substandard usb cable or it has crashed.... either ways it can be fixed..... just take it jeje to those guys that fix phones dey will update the phone with the original usb cable
Health / Re: Please Help Me Out(adoption) by LoudNdclear: 9:10am On Nov 23, 2017
Who is the father? And Why do you want give the child out? I am interested and I want to help.
Romance / Re: My GF Uploaded A Guy's Pics On Dp And Wrote HBD Sweetie by LoudNdclear: 2:25pm On Nov 22, 2017
Joephat:


It will sir but the probability is low.... you just have to be conscious.

This kind of girl advertised by op can easily give you STI


Ok now I copy ...... you are correct.
Romance / Re: My GF Uploaded A Guy's Pics On Dp And Wrote HBD Sweetie by LoudNdclear: 2:11pm On Nov 22, 2017
Joephat:
Why keeping gf that will only offer you STI?


Grow up kid, celibacy or buying sex is the best


Buying sex wouldn’t give you STI?
Romance / Re: My GF Uploaded A Guy's Pics On Dp And Wrote HBD Sweetie by LoudNdclear: 2:07pm On Nov 22, 2017
Rokia2:
As long as she's your girlfriend, you just renting. Meaning you can be replace any time. You wanna make it official, marry her.

I'm pretty sure your babe has a whole list of back ups, just in case you wanna act up. You will be replaced before you can even blink. grin



Lol...... na wa funny ooo, you just slapped the truth on his face, take an easy Biko......
Religion / Re: There Is Too Much Tolerance Of Muslim Beliefs by LoudNdclear: 4:47pm On Nov 20, 2017
Bro take it easy..... cool your temper, leave them to believe whatever they want...... Even if you talk now till next year, they will still not listen, they’ve been threatened who leaves will be stab to death.


And the funny part is majority of them either born into Islam or forced into it..... they were not given freedom to choose.


Just leave them......
Celebrities / Re: “you Have No Right To Attack A Pastor On Church Issue”- Apostle Suleman by LoudNdclear: 3:53pm On Nov 11, 2017
NgcoboP:

Bring not pay. Words of the Bible are very carefully selected.

Bring was mainly used in the bible, but it means sane thing in this context.... because you bring an offer it to God.

In same way We were asked to bring free will offering....

1chronicles 16:29- ascribe to the lord the glory due his name, BRING an offering ................





Does that mean we should “bring” it and take it back? I don’t think so.
Celebrities / Re: “you Have No Right To Attack A Pastor On Church Issue”- Apostle Suleman by LoudNdclear: 3:37pm On Nov 11, 2017
NgcoboP:

Bible never said offer your tithes to God. Christianity advocates freewill offering rather than tithes!



Yes Malachi 3:10.... God asked us to bring out tithe to him.
Celebrities / Re: “you Have No Right To Attack A Pastor On Church Issue”- Apostle Suleman by LoudNdclear: 2:43am On Nov 11, 2017
lalanice:
woa! I haven't said anything is wrong with tithing, I dont like arguing religion, I work by my own conviction. but even though I dont like freeze or how he goes about his posts, I still think he has the right to his questions and he did refer to the bible(which is nt meant for pastors only). reply or ignore but dont tell him he is not qualified because its not his field.......


Ok I copy.....
Celebrities / Re: “you Have No Right To Attack A Pastor On Church Issue”- Apostle Suleman by LoudNdclear: 2:42am On Nov 11, 2017
NgcoboP:

Well tithes in the churches were principally meant for the Levites...and the poor. Who had no inheritance among the Jews. Do we have pastors who don't have inheritance among us these days?

Are there Levites these days? Meanwhile the portion of the Levites was a punishment for the crime they committed when their sister was defiled.

Now back to the question: are there Levites in our midst today?

Question 2: Apostle Paul had his job as a tent maker as a prolific evangelist... So who are they copying?

Meanwhile the bible says bring all tithes... Not pay all tithes!

Paul’s Trade

Paul had a trade as a tentmaker and that was a good trade to be in in those days. Paul was trained by the ancient rabbis who believed in teaching the Torah but not for profit but out of love, so Paul, who was skilled in the trade of tentmaking (Acts 18:1-3), worked with his hands to support his own ministry. If you look at the actual Greek word translated “tentmakers” in Acts 18:3 it could be applied to just about any type of leather work as the Greek word for tentmakers is “skēnopoios” which can certainly mean one who makes tents but it could also mean a maker of leather or cloth from goat’s hair or linen which was useful for just about anyone. This was why Paul wrote to “remember, brothers, our labor and toil: we worked night and day, that we might not be a burden to any of you, while we proclaimed to you the gospel of God” (1 Thess. 2:9) and “you yourselves know how you ought to imitate us, because we were not idle when we were with you, nor did we eat anyone’s bread without paying for it, but with toil and labor we worked night and day, that we might not be a burden to any of you” (2 Thess. 3:7-cool. So when Paul entered new cities with the intent to work with his own hands he was able to stand in line and buy his own food with his own hard-earned money and thus, “not be a burden to any.” In Acts 20:34-35 Paul wrote that “You yourselves know that these hands ministered to my necessities and to those who were with me. In all these things I have shown you that by working hard in this way we must help the weak and remember the words of the Lord Jesus, how he himself said, ‘It is more blessed to give than to receive.’”



This is the part I don’t get..... who are we paying these tithe to? Is it to Levit or to God? Secondly according to the bible why do we pay tithe?


Lastly about the Levite issue you raised, mind you Jesus was not a Christian, neither was there Christianity in the Old Testament.... Levite are basically the “priest” in the Jewish culture,

Tithing is one of the Jewish culture brought into Christianity because Jesus taught about it and encouraged it .....now who the “priest” in the Christian faith? Me and you.... We are a royals priesthood.....



Now if you did as God commandment bring your tithe to the church and offer it to God, in obedience to God.... we believe that biblically the priest or pastor as the case may be knows what God commanded the tithe be used for. The point is that, you’ve done your part as commanded by God and he will fulfill the promises attached to paying tithe....... now whatever the priest or pastor does with it is up to him and God, what concerns you is that you’ve paid your tithe and the blessing attached to tithing is upon you...... but if the pastor misappropriate the funds age has God to face for that, but saying I wouldn’t pay tithe because “ I think” the pastor is using the funds wrongly I don’t think it’s wise....... that is my opinion
Celebrities / Re: “you Have No Right To Attack A Pastor On Church Issue”- Apostle Suleman by LoudNdclear: 9:16pm On Nov 10, 2017
NgcoboP:

Tell him. We need to break the bondage of these pastors... Especially the ones who have turned themselves into gods! Christianity liberates it doesn't put people in bondage!



Do you think tithing is wrong? Is yes tell me why.... I am not arguing ooo, I want to learn
Celebrities / Re: “you Have No Right To Attack A Pastor On Church Issue”- Apostle Suleman by LoudNdclear: 9:15pm On Nov 10, 2017
lalanice:
its not the same thing joor! everybody own a bible


What do you think is wrong with tithing ?

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