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Seun (m)
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This is a joke I found on the Internet
I was a very happy person.
My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering me , it was her beautiful younger sister.
My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was always flirting with me. She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and whisper some dirty words to me, smiling. It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else.
One day "little" sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome. She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.
She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me." I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. When she reached the top she pulled off her underwear and threw them down the stairs at me.
I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.
Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping! With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test.we couldn't ask for better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family." And the moral of this story is: Always keep your condoms in your car!
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vexxy (f)
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This is hilarious!
Thanks for posting it!
V
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casper (m)
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seun why did u put your name in it ? heard it before.  |
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Farriel (m)
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It took quite a while for the joke to register, but when it did, I sure enjoyed it.
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Latoya (f)
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WOW how nice.nice one
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diakim (m)
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Funny one. You are lucky that you have the condoms in your car. |
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munyasia (m)
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a nice one. great
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Owen (m)
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I'll remember the moral advice in that story...it just might come in handy.   .. |
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adesodgi (m)
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thats cool,the guy is avery lucky one,he wouldnt mind having a second chance..
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Farriel (m)
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I tell you. He wouldn't at all mind trying to have a second chance. At least hoping it's not going to be yet another test.
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snazzydawn (f)
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Hmmmm!!!ol'boy,what if the man had succumbed like most of our guys?Chei,ya wa.
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otony
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Guy! you seem to be a bad guy, but I love your hmm.. condom in car style, that was great.
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christyne (f)
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Though i've heard it before btu its still very much funny n interesting.......dts an advise for our young bachelors.........always put your condom in your car,ok?
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koloman (m)
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i would have go for her if i was in his shoes........may be end up lossing the marriage. |
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spikelord (m)
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I love this joke!
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lekjan (m)
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hahahahahahahahahahaha that was a very fantabulous one. I love that. honestly the guy was very lucky. |
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silver (m)
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hi
thats nice but u will one day be caught .
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IBB Fan (m)
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i don learn sumn 2day from this story, esp. me wey like 2 dey put my "ID Card" insyd pocket. jus imagine how my guy 4 rush d owola had it been say them giv am shance. i love this joke, man!!
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Ciaralover (f)
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This joke is da Bomb!!Good Job Boy!!
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Rhodalyn (f)
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that's great Seun  |
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burteeone (m)
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seun u be real ogbologbo boy, na which state u come from self? that is a lesson for all da G'Z in da board.
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Aproffie
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Ol boy that was a close shave. Believe you me, the guy is not yet safe! Sooner than later he is going to commit,
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