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BABE! (f)
Why You Should Date A Nigerian Man
« on: June 13, 2009, 01:07 AM »

  These r d 9ice things about dating a 9ja guy:things u wont find in datin a guy of any other nationality Wink Wink
hmmm, i stole this 4rm some1 sha, but GO ON ND READ Grin
ok, modification: REAL 4 9ja women


1. He understands your accent.
2. He knows that when you suffix every sentence with 'now', its not a command, e.g. "Come let's go now, "
3. When you guys go out, he pays and doesn't expect a refund of exactly half!
4. He understands why you have to send money home - probably doing the same himself!
5. He doesn't see your kid sister staying in your house as an inconvenience/ cramping his style.
6. He doesn't think you should put your parents in a home.
7. He eats 'Gbegiri and Amala' and doesn't think it's 'yucky' or 'spicy'. In a nutshell, loves your cooking
8. He gets your jokes.
9. The way he licks his ten fingers 'cos that Ogbono soup with Iyan hit da spot, Oh Yes!!!
10. He has got his education or he got something going on.
11. He may be a baby daddy but he loves his kid and takes care of him.
12. He can have a bus load of conversation without him saying much 'cos his momma taught him that.
13. He loves to see you shake that ass to Sir Shina Peters, the original "Back That Ass Up" master.
14. He will settle an argument and say sorry while maintaining his man status.
15. I am IN charge but he is THE charge, we understand that.
16. He knows where he is from. Living in NY does not mean you are from NY.
17. He thinks you're so pretty without makeup.
18. He calls you native endearing names like "Nne" or "Omo"
19. He has respect [not to be confused with obedience) for his elders(important).
20. The way he gets embarrased and says "I beg oh" when you compliment him.
21. The way he says "I love you baby" ? may be very fake yet sounds so TRUE!
22. The way he eats meat with his bare hands? for some reason it is sexy to me.
23. The way he calls you his wife in front of all his friends.
24. The way he says "Shey you get am" when he thinks you are not paying attention, but you really are.
25. The way he knows that it is you calling and answers the phone "Hey Baby!" without looking at the caller ID.
26. The way Naija men look when they are all decked out in native? there is nothing sexier than a dark chocolate man in lace o!
27. Pronounces your name like say na im born you.
28. The way he flows from Ebonics to Pidgin English to Akata with ease.
29. He is just at home at your office picnic as he is at the Naija reunion.
30. The very satisfied look on his face after eating one of your meals and the way he glares at you while picking his teeth with the tooth pick,and you both know that you are his next "meal".
31. He appreciates the art of yanshrolling when he sees one!
32. Keeps yo from doing wahala by buying a stickshift vehicle he knows U can't drive!
33. He saves you money on groceries a la "limited diet". Just cook the stew and he'll figure the rest? Eba, Amala, Fufu or even plain old White Bread!
34. No need for breast implants to impress am!
35. No need to go kill himself trying to maintain a six pack. He knows u know big belle is sexy inside Agbada!
36. He knows to allow you like three hours to get ready for a party!
37. He will not complain when you waka with headful of rollers inside house but quick to let you know that aint nothing sexy about that when you want to go outside.
38. Your singing while doing housework is a classic reminder of wetin he dey miss when he dey carry Akata woman!
39. His lunch (Rice, Beans, Dodo, complete with carefully selected assorted meat) wey you pack for am na something u know sey im no go wait "Palam" (gobble up!) when him reach work
40. He thinks the small gap between your front teeth are actually sexy!!!!
Finally; Cool Cos He Is Just A Naija Man Period!!!"
omo yoruba (m)
Re: Why You Should Date A Nigerian Man
« #1 on: June 13, 2009, 01:54 AM »

Now your talkin baby  Grin
tiniyata (m)
Re: Why You Should Date A Nigerian Man
« #2 on: June 13, 2009, 05:58 AM »

i am so so glad i am a naija man, @poster are u a Nigerian woman
oyinda. (f)
Re: Why You Should Date A Nigerian Man
« #3 on: June 13, 2009, 07:00 AM »

funny topic lol
but I think this is more for REAL naija women though
SeanT21 (f)
Re: Why You Should Date A Nigerian Man
« #4 on: June 13, 2009, 07:42 AM »

LMAO!!!

Awesome list
!!
deji2005 (m)
Re: Why You Should Date A Nigerian Man
« #5 on: June 13, 2009, 12:47 PM »

that right
BABE! (f)
Re: Why You Should Date A Nigerian Man
« #6 on: June 13, 2009, 02:03 PM »

Quote from: tiniyata on June 13, 2009, 05:58 AM
i am so so glad i am a naija man, @poster are u a Nigerian woman
yeah, full blood infact. Grin
touchmeder
Re: Why You Should Date A Nigerian Man
« #7 on: June 13, 2009, 02:30 PM »

Some are so so so true. God bless better naija man i beg Cheesy
C2H5OH (m)
Re: Why You Should Date A Nigerian Man
« #8 on: June 13, 2009, 06:42 PM »

Not half bad  Wink
Igwe.
Re: Why You Should Date A Nigerian Man
« #9 on: June 13, 2009, 06:45 PM »

nice try! Smiley
Itohan123 (m)
Re: Why You Should Date A Nigerian Man
« #10 on: June 13, 2009, 06:48 PM »

what a load o' crap
oyinda. (f)
Re: Why You Should Date A Nigerian Man
« #11 on: June 13, 2009, 08:23 PM »

Quote from: Itohan123 on June 13, 2009, 06:48 PM
what a load o' crap

why do you think that?
I think the list only apply to some ppl
FL Gators
Re: Why You Should Date A Nigerian Man
« #12 on: June 13, 2009, 08:28 PM »

@Post
I agree
chi-baby (f)
Re: Why You Should Date A Nigerian Man
« #13 on: June 13, 2009, 11:13 PM »

nice but u cn come up with alot more on y u shud not  Grin Grin Tongue. Wud still go 4 ma 9ja guyz anytym any day   Cool
chukz4real (m)
Re: Why You Should Date A Nigerian Man
« #14 on: June 13, 2009, 11:22 PM »

Chibaby, aint u going to sleep?
chi-baby (f)
Re: Why You Should Date A Nigerian Man
« #15 on: June 13, 2009, 11:24 PM »

r u chasin me???  Undecided
bluespice (f)
Re: Why You Should Date A Nigerian Man
« #16 on: June 13, 2009, 11:27 PM »

lol okay
but u can teach a non nigerian too Wink
Am Alone
Re: Why You Should Date A Nigerian Man
« #17 on: June 14, 2009, 12:05 AM »

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LOL! I like the list Wink
4 Play (m)
Re: Why You Should Date A Nigerian Man
« #18 on: June 14, 2009, 01:05 AM »

Finally, someone who appreciates us. Not these stupid Naija women who don't know how lucky they are to have us.
LadyT (f)
Re: Why You Should Date A Nigerian Man
« #19 on: June 14, 2009, 01:06 AM »

Quote from: 4 Play on June 14, 2009, 01:05 AM
Finally, someone who appreciates us. Not these stupid Naija women who don't know how lucky they are to have us.

ROTFLMAO!
patwhizkid (f)
Re: Why You Should Date A Nigerian Man
« #20 on: June 14, 2009, 01:07 AM »

~ rotfl ~
Desiré (f)
Re: Why You Should Date A Nigerian Man
« #21 on: June 14, 2009, 01:14 AM »

Quote from: Itohan123 on June 13, 2009, 06:48 PM
what a load o' crap

lol
~Sauron~
Re: Why You Should Date A Nigerian Man
« #22 on: June 14, 2009, 01:19 AM »

Quote from: BABE! on June 13, 2009, 01:07 AM
  These r d 9ice things about dating a 9ja guy:things u wont find in datin a guy of any other nationality Wink Wink
hmmm, i stole this 4rm some1 sha, but GO ON ND READ Grin
ok, modification: REAL 4 9ja women


1. He understands your accent.
2. He knows that when you suffix every sentence with 'now', its not a command, e.g. "Come let's go now, "
3. When you guys go out, he pays and doesn't expect a refund of exactly half!
4. He understands why you have to send money home - probably doing the same himself!
5. He doesn't see your kid sister staying in your house as an inconvenience/ cramping his style.
6. He doesn't think you should put your parents in a home.
7. He eats 'Gbegiri and Amala' and doesn't think it's 'yucky' or 'spicy'. In a nutshell, loves your cooking
8. He gets your jokes.
9. The way he licks his ten fingers 'cos that Ogbono soup with Iyan hit da spot, Oh Yes!!!
10. He has got his education or he got something going on.
11. He may be a baby daddy but he loves his kid and takes care of him.
12. He can have a bus load of conversation without him saying much 'cos his momma taught him that.
13. He loves to see you shake that ass to Sir Shina Peters, the original "Back That Ass Up" master.
14. He will settle an argument and say sorry while maintaining his man status.
15. I am IN charge but he is THE charge, we understand that.
16. He knows where he is from. Living in NY does not mean you are from NY.
17. He thinks you're so pretty without makeup.
18. He calls you native endearing names like "Nne" or "Omo"
19. He has respect [not to be confused with obedience) for his elders(important).
20. The way he gets embarrased and says "I beg oh" when you compliment him.
21. The way he says "I love you baby" ? may be very fake yet sounds so TRUE!
22. The way he eats meat with his bare hands? for some reason it is sexy to me.
23. The way he calls you his wife in front of all his friends.
24. The way he says "Shey you get am" when he thinks you are not paying attention, but you really are.
25. The way he knows that it is you calling and answers the phone "Hey Baby!" without looking at the caller ID.
26. The way Naija men look when they are all decked out in native? there is nothing sexier than a dark chocolate man in lace o!
27. Pronounces your name like say na im born you.
28. The way he flows from Ebonics to Pidgin English to Akata with ease.
29. He is just at home at your office picnic as he is at the Naija reunion.
30. The very satisfied look on his face after eating one of your meals and the way he glares at you while picking his teeth with the tooth pick,and you both know that you are his next "meal".
31. He appreciates the art of yanshrolling when he sees one!
32. Keeps yo from doing wahala by buying a stickshift vehicle he knows U can't drive!
33. He saves you money on groceries a la "limited diet". Just cook the stew and he'll figure the rest? Eba, Amala, Fufu or even plain old White Bread!
34. No need for breast implants to impress am!
35. No need to go kill himself trying to maintain a six pack. He knows u know big belle is sexy inside Agbada!
36. He knows to allow you like three hours to get ready for a party!
37. He will not complain when you waka with headful of rollers inside house but quick to let you know that aint nothing sexy about that when you want to go outside.
38. Your singing while doing housework is a classic reminder of wetin he dey miss when he dey carry Akata woman!
39. His lunch (Rice, Beans, Dodo, complete with carefully selected assorted meat) wey you pack for am na something u know sey im no go wait "Palam" (gobble up!) when him reach work
40. He thinks the small gap between your front teeth are actually sexy!!!!
Finally; Cool Cos He Is Just A Naija Man Period!!!"

Thank You for this. . . . .
Debosky or Spikedcylinder should put this on the HOME page so every Naija woman can digest this piece.
stillwater (f)
Re: Why You Should Date A Nigerian Man
« #23 on: June 14, 2009, 01:20 AM »

Nonsense. Undecided
Desiré (f)
Re: Why You Should Date A Nigerian Man
« #24 on: June 14, 2009, 01:23 AM »

Quote from: ~Sauron~ on June 14, 2009, 01:19 AM
Thank You for this. . . . .
Debosky or Spikedcylinder should put this on the HOME page so every Naija woman can digest this piece.

LOL as if there isn't enough trash on the home page.
ikamefa (f)
Re: Why You Should Date A Nigerian Man
« #25 on: June 14, 2009, 01:24 AM »

yeye thread!
~Sauron~
Re: Why You Should Date A Nigerian Man
« #26 on: June 14, 2009, 01:29 AM »

Quote from: stillwater on June 14, 2009, 01:20 AM
Nonsense. Undecided

Pharisee!!

Quote from: Desiré on June 14, 2009, 01:23 AM
LOL as if there isn't enough trash on the home page.

Trash or no trash. . . . .U women should see us as priceless commodity.
Desiré (f)
Re: Why You Should Date A Nigerian Man
« #27 on: June 14, 2009, 01:31 AM »

Quote from: ~Sauron~ on June 14, 2009, 01:29 AM
Trash or no trash. . . . .U women should see us as priceless commodity.

And let you men treat them like they are worthless. No sir! What goes around, comes around.
sillyboy (m)
Re: Why You Should Date A Nigerian Man
« #28 on: June 14, 2009, 01:33 AM »

Nigerian men are so real . . . . .thats another good reason for you ladies. Undecided
patwhizkid (f)
Re: Why You Should Date A Nigerian Man
« #29 on: June 14, 2009, 01:35 AM »

Tsheeeeeww
stillwater (f)
Re: Why You Should Date A Nigerian Man
« #30 on: June 14, 2009, 01:35 AM »

Quote from: ~Sauron~ on June 14, 2009, 01:29 AM
Pharisee!!


Sadducee!!!
IyaKadijat (f)
Re: Why You Should Date A Nigerian Man
« #31 on: June 14, 2009, 01:38 AM »

I saw this one b4, but it's still funny and true-even from an Akata perspective, LOL!
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