Love you too bro . . thanks for this thread and hope we will make it worth while . . . maybe a little direction away from the lovee lovee.

Lets mix it with jokes, riddles, videos and funny pictures sometimes . . . . . yabbings like a night of a thousand laugh.

yep u got it man , well see ya later

ELEMENT

lol
u smart nor be small - walahi

i bin dey time the previous thread to reach 100pages so dat i go hijack am
but but u bad man lol

nothing do u bro

u dey mouth like mikel lol

Takes A seat beside Efemena as I put my hands around her and take it lower lower lower

^^[size=18pt] Slaps the hell outta him!![/size]

boy u mad or something??

If u dey feel Hot, carry your horniness go sex.ua.lity section jor - I nor send

Just clowning Now Where were we

^^better change that plural to singular
you're on your own man!

oh, where oh where is that husband 'o mine??!!

Vicks pessin dey tresspass for your property and u dey hide under bed?? abeg come out 'n show ur face jor!

**comes home from work and parks in the garage**
honey i'm home, teddy bear! Sweetie, my heart!
**goes up the staircase and finds the door ajar** strange!
**stunned, silently creeps up the staircase and finds the bedroom door ajar**

**goes tru the door and. . . . . . . . . .

I see say u still dey carry your madness of yesterday come dis side too

who tell u say I dey house? I be like bone idle housewife for your eye??

and what are u implying anyway??

He's back

wey honett , i wan massage oo , since u don turn am to massage parlour
i want acupunture

^^ ID abeg go siddon jor - it's too early in the day for all that!!

anyway girl, how bodi??

efeooo effeeee
body dey , correct me if am wrong
time dey 4 massage dey again , na wah
i no sey i wan nack now , all i want is body to body massage wetin now

^^ Lol!!

I hear you o!!

betta , so how are u darling

My sister I just dey o!

u nko??

see as nland just dry today - abi na so im dey dry for daytime??

omo zanga dul tru tru o , btwn i no dey surface like dat
and wen i surface i enter different to find trouble 

Lol!!

Find trouble ke??

I trust u sha

so, how your bobo now? shebi una dey finalise plans for dat una e-wedding now, abi??

yes we stil dey discuss , bcus i wan win national champion for aba
i want to b d first gal to arrive in eeeroplane , den walk down d alter in my wedding dress made out of judge ]
omo u fil my stizzzle

nor 4get to snap pishur sha

i would if u eventually give my e-wedding pressie na , abi u tink it easy to afford oyinbo television

you nor get wedding list??

c'mon girl - shine ya eyes!!

omo liv dat wan , evry tin is welcome jare
i no do oyinbo wedding infact den fit serve akpu if dem want

hmmm. . .na u sabi o!

nor complain if na so-so plate 'n tumbler dem give un o!

lai lai i wud design dem wiv it , me wey dey expect land and karrat
it no easy o

then prepare the wedding list!

see, make I help you:

1. Washing Machine

2. Tumble Dryer (infact go for the Condenser sef - na im better pass)

3. Microwave

4. Top range Dry 'n Wet Blender

5. 52" Flat Screen LCD television

6. Notepad (peeps dey migrate from laptops)

7. King sized bed (u and oga element go need am)

8. Baby cot (if pessin give u Moses basket, take am stone dem head!)

9. Baby Pushchair

10. 7-seater Jeep (I know say every 9 months una go dey drop engine pikin)



now u fit add the rest jor!

ha efemena , u b person
na so it suppose go now
no 1
land 4 abuja
no 11
baby blackberry my pikin must sabi use oyinbo cellular from 2months
and warning if anybody buy me fairly use i go tek d tins hang dem

now you're talking girl!!

so pick between 5,7 and 10
dose tins are very important and dear to my heart

Girl u 'spose know - I go pick no. 7 for you

Infact I go go the extra mile get super-king-sized for una (plus top of the range mattress - the type wen go just soft, soft mould follow body shape)

dat way, una no go fall off when una begin the acrobatics!!