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@tomX (m)
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Seriously, does anyone have a recipe for love potion?
I often read of and hear of people being given love potions to eat or drink and I am yet to come across the stuff.
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ehie007 (m)
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go and meet a babalawo, he will give u the formular.
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finekid (m)
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Good answer!  |
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pmdaboh (f)
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@ Poster
Really, why would you want someone to fall in love with you, or another person, by force??? If someone does not love you naturally (on their own accord), then how can that make you feel good about yourself?
Do you actually believe in "Love Potions"? I would think that you would be to intelligent to believe that someone can injest something and that person can be MADE TO LOVE ANOTHER PERSON. Even God does not force people to love or serve him--and he created them!
Are you so desperate that you want to try (for a love potion cannot work) to force someone on you. Excuse me, but that sounds really pathetic--as if you are saying that your worth, your importance, your self-esteem, your looks, your personality, your charm, and your importance is so low that no one (IN THE ENTIRE WORLD) could love you. How sad to view yourself as such!
Love will come naturally if you wait for it to happen.
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genniXe
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LOVE POTION TEA
1 pinch of rosemary
2 teaspoons of black tea
3 pinches thyme
3 pinches nutmeg
3 fresh mint leaves
6 fresh rose petals
6 lemon leaves
3 cups pure spring water
Sugar
Honey
To make another person fall in love with you, brew this tea on a Friday during a waxing moon (moving from empty to full).
Place all ingredients in an earthenware or copper tea kettle. Boil three cups of pure spring water and add to the kettle. Sweeten with sugar and honey, if desired.
Before drinking, recite this rhyme:
BY LIGHT OF MOON WAXING
I BREW THIS TEA
TO MAKE [lover's name] DESIRE ME.
Drink some of the tea and say:
GODDESS OF LOVE
HEAR NOW MY PLEA
LET [lover's name] DESIRE ME!
SO MOTE IT BE
SO MOTE IT BE
On the following Friday, brew another pot of the love potion tea and give some to the person you want to love you. He or she will soon begin to fall in love with you.
All in fun - but good luck!!!
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Carlosein (m)
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genixe and pmdaboh, na lie.
i advise u tomx to go and take agama lizard neck (d red variety o), mix it with viper's blood (2 spoons)
+ witches hair + a piece of your own umbilical cord (your own o because another man's own will not work o)
+ all d nails u have ever cut off your fingers and toes.
cook all this in the fire of a volcano for seven days while you sing and dance around the volcano.
and on the seventh day, drink it all while it is still boiling hot.
walahi if any lady does not love you, it is the witches in your family that are responsible.
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mercyn
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you guys are just crazy . but i no blame una sha i strrongly recommend carlosein's recipe ive tried it before and it worked like jazzgenixe and pmdaboh, na lie.
i advise u tomx to go and take agama lizard neck (d red variety o), mix it with viper's blood (2 spoons)
+ witches hair + a piece of your own umbilical cord (your own o because another man's own will not work o)
+ all d nails u have ever cut off your fingers and toes.
cook all this in the fire of a volcano for seven days while you sing and dance around the volcano.
and on the seventh day, drink it all while it is still boiling hot.
walahi if any lady does not love you, it is the witches in your family that are responsible.
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reginol
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dog i can give it to u 4 real, but gotta pay
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Carlosein (m)
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you guys are just crazy . but i no blame una sha i strrongly recommend carlosein's recipe ive tried it before and it worked like jazz
@mercyn, welcome to n/land . but i hope that is not how u married/will get married o!  once again welcome. |
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doyin13 (m)
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just wash your bum into the food. he /she will be addicted. |
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kateflow (f)
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lol
well u can aswell come to me i ve one baba in my area that can help u
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Carlosein (m)
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just wash your bum into the food. he /she will be addicted. just like "iya basira" |
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kateflow (f)
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just like "iya basira" hmmm abasi |
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pmdaboh (f)
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@ mercyn
Oooh I am very frightened now . . .something might happen to me . . perhaps now I should consult your advise for help to your "ridiculous" potion!
This is just too funny for words. Grow up . , will you.
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nana (f)
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Nairalanders no go kill me with laughter o.Amen!
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rexfx2
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get some devil beans (yerepeee). Boil it in a way that there would be enough water after the boiling process. Take both the boiled and the leftover water to the girls compound. Quickly eat the boiled devil beans and wash your face, legs, hands and neck with the leftover water. quickly dash to the girls door and knock.  ogbonoooo!!! |
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lilrukevwe (m)
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Guy u are in the right babalawo shop
OK here is the recipe
1. Fowl when don grow teeth
2. mosquito lap
3. The left breast of the queen ant
4. New born baby lion when the mama they there
5. Agama lizard black one the one when don nod head only once for him life
6. Use a basket to get water from the river Niger and take it home
Ok when u get all this fast 4 seven days with no water don't swallow saliva den pound every thing exactly on the seventh day for 6 hours then mix with the water u got form river niger
Give alms to begger and run across obanikoro express way
Then go to the lady u love.Pay me when u have gotten her
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rexfx2
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@ lilrukevwe,
i feel that recipe, if that doesn't work, maybe he should exhume his great grand mothers corpse and eat it.
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@tomX (m)
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@all-the-above-posters,
Una see una self, when person post better thread una no go reply. When useless topic show up, una go rush go there like ant to sugar. Imagine thread wey never reach 3 hrs don get 169 view and about 20 replies and the thing de top chart!!!
Una do well, children of babalawo.
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rexfx2
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@all-the-above-posters,
Una see una self, when person post better thread una no go reply. When useless topic show up, una go rush go there like ant to sugar. Imagine thread wey never reach 3 hrs don get 169 view and about 20 replies and the thing de top chart!!!
Una do well, children of babalawo.
u b confirmed ogbonooooo! |
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wham (m)
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@pmdaboh
Get a little' sense of Humour
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@tomX (m)
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Anyway, Dear Nairalanders (excluding all previous beefy posters)
My search finaly paid off as a mystic from India sent me the real McCoy.
This love potion is gauranteed to work for any body, even if you are not as handsome as me.
9 Factor Potion
To be performed on the 9th day of the 9th month.
(But you can try it anytime - who knows?)
9 oz. sweet red wine
9 basil leaves
9 red rose petals
9 cloves
9 apple seeds
9 drops vanilla extract
9 drops strawberry juice
9 drops apple juice
1 ginseng root, cut into 9 equal pieces
By the light of 9 pink votive candles, put these nine ingrediants into a cauldron on the ninth hour of the ninth day of the ninth month of the year.
Stir the potion nine times with a wooden spoon, each time reciting the following:
LET THE ONE WHO DRINKS THIS WINE
SHOWER ME WITH LOVE DIVINE.
SWEET LOVE POTION NUMBER NINE
MAKE HIS/HER LOVE FOREVER MINE.
Bring the mixture to a boil and then reduce the heat and let it simmer for nine minutes.
Remove the cauldron from the heat and allow the potion to cool off.
Blow nine times upon the potion, bless it in the names of nine love-goddesses, (see below) and then strain it through a cheesecloth into a clean container.
Cover and refrigerate it untill you are ready to serve it to the man or woman from whom you desire love and affection. (Do not allow anyone other than your beloved to look at,touch, or drink the love potion.)
The nine goddesses: Inanna, Ishtar, Astarte, Hathor, Nephthys, Aphrodite, Venus, Freya, Arianrhod.
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presido1 (m)
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Anyway, Dear Nairalanders (excluding all previous beefy posters)
My search finaly paid off as a mystic from India sent me the real McCoy.
This love potion is gauranteed to work for any body, even if you are not as handsome as me.
9 Factor Potion
To be performed on the 9th day of the 9th month.
(But you can try it anytime - who knows?)
9 oz. sweet red wine
9 basil leaves
9 red rose petals
9 cloves
9 apple seeds
9 drops vanilla extract
9 drops strawberry juice
9 drops apple juice
1 ginseng root, cut into 9 equal pieces
By the light of 9 pink votive candles, put these nine ingrediants into a cauldron on the ninth hour of the ninth day of the ninth month of the year.
Stir the potion nine times with a wooden spoon, each time reciting the following:
LET THE ONE WHO DRINKS THIS WINE
SHOWER ME WITH LOVE DIVINE.
SWEET LOVE POTION NUMBER NINE
MAKE HIS/HER LOVE FOREVER MINE.
Bring the mixture to a boil and then reduce the heat and let it simmer for nine minutes.
Remove the cauldron from the heat and allow the potion to cool off.
Blow nine times upon the potion, bless it in the names of nine love-goddesses, (see below) and then strain it through a cheesecloth into a clean container.
Cover and refrigerate it untill you are ready to serve it to the man or woman from whom you desire love and affection. (Do not allow anyone other than your beloved to look at,touch, or drink the love potion.)
The nine goddesses: Inanna, Ishtar, Astarte, Hathor, Nephthys, Aphrodite, Venus, Freya, Arianrhod.
If it does not work na for market square we go see you the following day. |
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Oracle (m)
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Have fun using it
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bennygee (m)
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I agwoturumbe will give you the solution.
just listen carefully,
1 yard of white cloth.
1 yard of Red cloth
fresh blood from a Hump Back
a cup of Hyena urine(fresh)
a virgin He-goat
and N5000.
if you get all these call me on 08038008309.
but if you can't get them on your own come with a paltry sum of N50,000
I,ll take care of everything
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Glorya (f)
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see me see trouble oh Nairaland no go kill person, to the extent some have turned it into money-making venture. Anyway, anyone that tries any of the above portions should let us know if it works. |
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Gwazah (m)
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On a more serious note read
Psalm 16 at nine o clock in the evening as well as psalm 8 and psalm 128 all together with your heart desires you will be well loved by every one not to talk of a single girl or guy.
if you are a pagan i don't know but learn and hav faith it will work for u
don't go to babalawo. please.
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denony (m)
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Its simple, just get vulture egg, cat shit, early in the morning around 4 o'clock stand at oshodi expressway, mention the name of the person you want, then listen to the gods to speak to you, after that she/he will be urs.
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akara (m)
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Clean yourself up.
If you have BO or MO, get rid of it or work on it
Get a sense of humour
Lots of MTN or Glo cards
Lots of prezzies
Lots of smiles
The latest handset (abi)
Like her siblings (even if you hate them)
Lots of prayer
A combination of all the above and more, and you will get her, possibly gradually but don't give up.
If you are a lady,
na me go tell you wetin you go do (not what you think o). I am sure your friends will tell you.
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mellow (m)
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After reading Mills and Boon's More than skin Deep, drink a cup full of virgin fowl's piss and
shout let all the Nairaland babes be yours now and forever, let Seun fall in love with you so
that he can hand over Naraland to you on a platter and it shall be done according to your desire.
And Goodluck but no jonathan
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