Carlosein:

genixe and pmdaboh, na lie.

i advise u tomx to go and take agama lizard neck (d red variety o), mix it with viper's blood (2 spoons)

+ witches hair + a piece of your own umbilical cord (your own o because another man's own will not work o)

+ all d nails u have ever cut off your fingers and toes.

cook all this in the fire of a volcano for seven days while you sing and dance around the volcano.

and on the seventh day, drink it all while it is still boiling hot.

walahi if any lady does not love you, it is the witches in your family that are responsible.

mercyn:

you guys are just crazy . but i no blame una sha i strrongly recommend carlosein's recipe ive tried it before and it worked like jazz

doyin13:

just wash your bum into the food.

he /she will be addicted.

Carlosein:

just like "iya basira"

@tomX:

@all-the-above-posters,
Una see una self, when person post better thread una no go reply. When useless topic show up, una go rush go there like ant to sugar. Imagine thread wey never reach 3 hrs don get 169 view and about 20 replies and the thing de top chart!!!
Una do well, children of babalawo.

@tomX:

Anyway, Dear Nairalanders (excluding all previous beefy posters)
My search finaly paid off as a mystic from India sent me the real McCoy.
This love potion is gauranteed to work for any body, even if you are not as handsome as me.


[b]9 Factor Potion
To be performed on the 9th day of the 9th month.
(But you can try it anytime - who knows?)


9 oz. sweet red wine
9 basil leaves
9 red rose petals
9 cloves
9 apple seeds
9 drops vanilla extract
9 drops strawberry juice
9 drops apple juice
1 ginseng root, cut into 9 equal pieces

By the light of 9 pink votive candles, put these nine ingrediants into a cauldron on the ninth hour of the ninth day of the ninth month of the year.
Stir the potion nine times with a wooden spoon, each time reciting the following:

LET THE ONE WHO DRINKS THIS WINE
SHOWER ME WITH LOVE DIVINE.
SWEET LOVE POTION NUMBER NINE
MAKE HIS/HER LOVE FOREVER MINE.

Bring the mixture to a boil and then reduce the heat and let it simmer for nine minutes.
Remove the cauldron from the heat and allow the potion to cool off.
Blow nine times upon the potion, bless it in the names of nine love-goddesses, (see below) and then strain it through a cheesecloth into a clean container.
Cover and refrigerate it untill you are ready to serve it to the man or woman from whom you desire love and affection. (Do not allow anyone other than your beloved to look at,touch, or drink the love potion.)
The nine goddesses: Inanna, Ishtar, Astarte, Hathor, Nephthys, Aphrodite, Venus, Freya, Arianrhod.[/b]