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Re: What's The Worst Thing You've Overheard While Pretending To Be Asleep? by MartinsOlaeuyi: 8:47pm On May 30, 2021 |
well, mine was my father. I was pretending to be sleeping on the couch in the living room. He was on phone with someone and he called my name just to confirm if I was sleeping or not. While I was eavesdropping on his conversation, I heard him telling someone else I love you, kisses on the phone and reminding the person that he's going to be at her place the following day. Meanwhile, my mum was in the kitchen cooking. As papa cut call, I just normal normal standup. 26 Likes |
Re: What's The Worst Thing You've Overheard While Pretending To Be Asleep? by Nobody: 8:50pm On May 30, 2021 |
michaelpop50:Yea, i was 10 then 3 Likes |
Re: What's The Worst Thing You've Overheard While Pretending To Be Asleep? by SefunmiHookups: 8:52pm On May 30, 2021 |
poshestmina: Haa. Oti oh. Pls, come teach me my language (Ibibio)for free oh, ejor edakun. I'm half Ibibio and half Omoluabi . I abandoned learning Hausa language. The aim was defeated already (to win over hearts of fine Hausa girls) That's in the past. 3 Likes |
Re: What's The Worst Thing You've Overheard While Pretending To Be Asleep? by AMI3(m): 8:53pm On May 30, 2021 |
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Re: What's The Worst Thing You've Overheard While Pretending To Be Asleep? by Plebian(f): 8:54pm On May 30, 2021 |
AdeOri99:my brother is scarred from the years of torture he endured from my father's wife, I do not understand why people have so much hate, or why the world is the way it is, all I can say is it will get better. 3 Likes |
Re: What's The Worst Thing You've Overheard While Pretending To Be Asleep? by SefunmiHookups: 8:56pm On May 30, 2021 |
michaelpop50:hahahaha Evils... |
Re: What's The Worst Thing You've Overheard While Pretending To Be Asleep? by Nobody: 8:59pm On May 30, 2021 |
Plebian:It's actually leads to psychological damage, i had to go through a lot of experience, before i am able to overcome mine. Thank you 3 Likes 1 Share |
Re: What's The Worst Thing You've Overheard While Pretending To Be Asleep? by SefunmiHookups: 9:00pm On May 30, 2021 |
Damn 1 Like |
Re: What's The Worst Thing You've Overheard While Pretending To Be Asleep? by UDUJ(m): 9:04pm On May 30, 2021 |
MartinsOlaeuyi: Your dad is a guy man 2 Likes |
Re: What's The Worst Thing You've Overheard While Pretending To Be Asleep? by NewDelhi(m): 9:05pm On May 30, 2021 |
michaelpop50:It's one thing to speak fluently and hold fluent conversations, it's another thing to understand just a few words. Moreover do you know how many languages there are in Nigeria? Lol stop exagerrating. 8 Likes 1 Share |
Re: What's The Worst Thing You've Overheard While Pretending To Be Asleep? by SefunmiHookups: 9:05pm On May 30, 2021 |
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Re: What's The Worst Thing You've Overheard While Pretending To Be Asleep? by NewDelhi(m): 9:07pm On May 30, 2021 |
poshestmina:It's not just about speaking a few words, can you hold conversations fluently? That's what we mean. 1 Like |
Re: What's The Worst Thing You've Overheard While Pretending To Be Asleep? by hosemujica: 9:08pm On May 30, 2021 |
AdeOri99:you welcome bro. 1 Like |
Re: What's The Worst Thing You've Overheard While Pretending To Be Asleep? by Nobody: 9:09pm On May 30, 2021 |
NewDelhi: Take am
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Re: What's The Worst Thing You've Overheard While Pretending To Be Asleep? by donem: 9:10pm On May 30, 2021 |
poshestmina:U speak Hausa? |
Re: What's The Worst Thing You've Overheard While Pretending To Be Asleep? by Clicked: 9:25pm On May 30, 2021 |
NewDelhi: So true, they will be nice for some weeks or months, then after that little things will become big issues. The ones I was staying with because of work came right out to ask me when I was moving. Me too, I was tired of them and I had already found an apartment. I quickly told them that I was moving out that week. This squatting thing can bring disrespect. 6 Likes |
Re: What's The Worst Thing You've Overheard While Pretending To Be Asleep? by Pofgrace(m): 9:25pm On May 30, 2021 |
AdeOri99:sorry it's coming late I just get back to nairaland manage the token bro I be hustler too 7 Likes |
Re: What's The Worst Thing You've Overheard While Pretending To Be Asleep? by alfajohn: 9:40pm On May 30, 2021 |
AdeOri99:. Sent 10k just use hold body it is well. Nairaland one happy family irrespective of the abuses. 24 Likes 1 Share |
Re: What's The Worst Thing You've Overheard While Pretending To Be Asleep? by Nobody: 9:41pm On May 30, 2021 |
Pofgrace:Thank you very much sir. |
Re: What's The Worst Thing You've Overheard While Pretending To Be Asleep? by Nobody: 9:42pm On May 30, 2021 |
alfajohn:Thank you very much sir, just seen it. 5 Likes |
Re: What's The Worst Thing You've Overheard While Pretending To Be Asleep? by Rita33(f): 9:49pm On May 30, 2021 |
alfajohn: Boss do me small thing.... We in same shoes |
Re: What's The Worst Thing You've Overheard While Pretending To Be Asleep? by Kingzjayzee: 10:05pm On May 30, 2021 |
Ishilove:no problem na. Since it's coming from the one and only ishilove. I'll give it a try. Thanks anyways. |
Re: What's The Worst Thing You've Overheard While Pretending To Be Asleep? by simplesearch: 10:07pm On May 30, 2021 |
Ugandatales: Polygamy is not God's will, those thinking they can make anything good out of what has rejected like the offering of cain are only deceiving themselves. If you're a second wife and reading this no matter your investment in that relationship, for your eternity sake divorce the man and get on with the Lord and he'll definitely make a way for you, but if you refuse and stick out your neck you are only wasting your precious life, God only see you as a parasite and a thief, and no thief will inherit the kingdom of God. Polygamy only thrive for a while, it always create and engineer more problem later in life for those involved than it can solve. Some problem may even surface after the man is gone, some might even be unpremeditated or unthought of. 3 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: What's The Worst Thing You've Overheard While Pretending To Be Asleep? by hakeemhakeem(m): 10:13pm On May 30, 2021 |
respectfully:The last sentence ring Louder |
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Re: What's The Worst Thing You've Overheard While Pretending To Be Asleep? by hakeemhakeem(m): 10:34pm On May 30, 2021 |
AdeOri99: Hold on to the lord a journey of a thousands mile start with taken a step. |
Re: What's The Worst Thing You've Overheard While Pretending To Be Asleep? by hakeemhakeem(m): 10:36pm On May 30, 2021 |
UDUJ:Correct! no abuses |
Re: What's The Worst Thing You've Overheard While Pretending To Be Asleep? by samonak(m): 10:38pm On May 30, 2021 |
My elder brother telling my immediate senior brother that " no be person like me suppose go NMS that I was too soft and lazy. ( men it really crushed my spirit, cos my childhood dream then, was to attend military school in Zaria) |
Re: What's The Worst Thing You've Overheard While Pretending To Be Asleep? by hakeemhakeem(m): 10:46pm On May 30, 2021 |
Dwayne22: You should know his was just keying the girl to to his bidding 1 Like |
Re: What's The Worst Thing You've Overheard While Pretending To Be Asleep? by freemandela4(m): 10:48pm On May 30, 2021 |
simplesearch:It depends on your religion and where you came from..... 1 Like |
Re: What's The Worst Thing You've Overheard While Pretending To Be Asleep? by Lighthammer(m): 11:15pm On May 30, 2021 |
had to stay with my dad friend sometimes ago when i travelled to imo state,his children were behaving somehow and they started abusing me in spanish and they dnt knw i understant it and german and when saying those words they will be smiling,i just maintain a poker face,the day i was to leave,i decided to instill fear in them,the older female was wishing me a safe journey and i told her callate perra(shut up bi t c h) her reaction was priceless 16 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: What's The Worst Thing You've Overheard While Pretending To Be Asleep? by EzeAnambra: 11:27pm On May 30, 2021 |
AgentGoat:I didn't let them know I understood what dey were discussing. |
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