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Re: Share Your Experience With A Kleptomaniac by Yungmil: 8:55pm On Sep 10, 2021 |
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Re: Share Your Experience With A Kleptomaniac by id4sho(m): 8:56pm On Sep 10, 2021 |
naija girlfriends |
Re: Share Your Experience With A Kleptomaniac by Nobody: 8:56pm On Sep 10, 2021 |
I never had any around me. |
Re: Share Your Experience With A Kleptomaniac by nenyeRitta(f): 8:57pm On Sep 10, 2021 |
I'd experienced it alot with our politicians, they loot consistently , from abacha loot to national budget to allocation for states to pension funds. They are the greatest kleptos 1 Like |
Re: Share Your Experience With A Kleptomaniac by FarinJini: 8:58pm On Sep 10, 2021 |
What do you call people who lie uncontrollably? They may not need to lie but they just have a strong urge to lie 8 Likes |
Re: Share Your Experience With A Kleptomaniac by debbydams(f): 9:00pm On Sep 10, 2021 |
Lol |
Re: Share Your Experience With A Kleptomaniac by flokii: 9:01pm On Sep 10, 2021 |
@OP By kleptomaniac you mean thief ba? If we catch them, na beating o.. a lu pa moku. 4 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Share Your Experience With A Kleptomaniac by DSC7: 9:04pm On Sep 10, 2021 |
Had a guy back then in secondary school,,, he doesn't need to touch u bfr u stuffs gets lost... Worst of it you can never catch him in the act,, He will only bring what he stole out when the tension have doused down.. We nicknamed him Anini..... Funny enough his dad is a political contractor... 7 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Share Your Experience With A Kleptomaniac by JBoss25(m): 9:05pm On Sep 10, 2021 |
becky39000:I was thinking that word was Nigerian slang lol |
Re: Share Your Experience With A Kleptomaniac by JBoss25(m): 9:09pm On Sep 10, 2021 |
DSC7:u for beat am |
Re: Share Your Experience With A Kleptomaniac by wallrichy: 9:11pm On Sep 10, 2021 |
So many olodos on this platform. Can't you guys see Kleptomaniac but rather spell it wrongly as Cleptomaniac.......clepto Ko clement Ni.. 6 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Share Your Experience With A Kleptomaniac by FarinJini: 9:13pm On Sep 10, 2021 |
chatinent:No.1 burst brain! lol 1 Like 2 Shares |
Re: Share Your Experience With A Kleptomaniac by AutoChick4U(f): 9:16pm On Sep 10, 2021 |
Heard Queen Elizabeth mother was a kleptomaniac 9 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Share Your Experience With A Kleptomaniac by abokimallam: 9:17pm On Sep 10, 2021 |
Back then in the university was this student studying engineering. He steals anything that comes his way. He steal biros, books etc. The sad thing was that his mother was a Professor in a prominent faculty while his father was a Captain in the army. His own is that he will steal the items and would use it in your presence. When you confront him, he will be crying saying he didn’t steal. In the classroom one day, he stole Engineering drawing instruments and was drawing with it right in the class.When he was caught, he cried and said he did not steal it. In the hostel he stole the room mate camera, and there he was in the common room taking pictures with it. I use to wonder if he was poor until his mother would come, pay for those items and take him home for the period whenever the incident occurred. 14 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Share Your Experience With A Kleptomaniac by VULCAN(m): 9:19pm On Sep 10, 2021 |
Stop embarrassing yourself. Where did you see it spelt with a C? Even the pic you posted has it spelt with a K becky39000: |
Re: Share Your Experience With A Kleptomaniac by DSC7: 9:23pm On Sep 10, 2021 |
JBoss25: The way he go behave after been caught go weak u sef..... Abi na one banny wey come my house i serve her spaghetti she chop finish go drop plate still visit the pot for my back short my ration,,, As she wan go, na torn 20 naira wey dey my tv shelf she move.... 4 Likes |
Re: Share Your Experience With A Kleptomaniac by FarinJini: 9:23pm On Sep 10, 2021 |
dannyrhymes600:If e poor na thief, if e hold side na klepto. OP so you self na confirm barrack boy? I see you Gee. 3 Likes |
Re: Share Your Experience With A Kleptomaniac by koyyess: 9:23pm On Sep 10, 2021 |
If any one knows bukky oyemade....yes, she is fat and black. Kindly gather stones and stone the hell out of her. Bukky ain't a klepto, she is a thief and a glutton 6 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Share Your Experience With A Kleptomaniac by silibaba: 9:27pm On Sep 10, 2021 |
Vickkymanny:stay there. No never see nothing. One stole my school face cap while playing football during close hour. |
Re: Share Your Experience With A Kleptomaniac by Perfectbeing(m): 9:28pm On Sep 10, 2021 |
becky39000:From that definition, all politicians are kleptomaniacs. 5 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Share Your Experience With A Kleptomaniac by enemyofprogress: 9:28pm On Sep 10, 2021 |
I prefer to share my experiences with nyphomaniacs 7 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Share Your Experience With A Kleptomaniac by Realmi: 9:30pm On Sep 10, 2021 |
I have never met them .....where una dey meet all this kind people sef 2 Likes |
Re: Share Your Experience With A Kleptomaniac by RexTramadol1: 9:33pm On Sep 10, 2021 |
My guy carry common boxer E shock me 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Share Your Experience With A Kleptomaniac by BrainSanitizer: 9:33pm On Sep 10, 2021 |
Never really encountered one in the act. I used to have a neighbour who used to be a kleptomaniac. I heard stories about him until he told us a few stories of his kleptomania. 1. "I once went to a compound to steal. I had nothing particularly in mind that I wanted to steal. I just wanted to steal anything. I looked around but couldn't find anything. It was like the occupants knew I'd show up. They took everything into their room, including their brooms and fireplace stones! I was very uncomfortable because once I step my feet unto a compound, I must steal something form that compound. Now there was nothing, I mean absolutely nothing here to steal. I had to steal a gravel and take to my heals. Surprisingly, I felt ok with the operation for that night and I was able to sleep. I still have that stone in my box till today." 2. "During a family meeting, I felt the urge to steal. Funny enough, the meeting was called because of me. They felt my trade was bringing disrepute to the family. They had to do something. I was to be admonished, made to swear an oath never to steal again and stuff like that. But there I was, feeling like I would dissolve if I didn't steal. It was broad daylight and I couldn't leave the meeting as proceedings were in top gear. I had to excuse myself to pee. I was given just a moment as some thought I was planning to run away from the meeting. I just went to a corner to steal so I could feel alright again. I had some money in the left pocket of my trousers. I quickly stole it to the right pocket. That same moment, I felt a breeze of fulfilment blow across my face. I rejoined my family members smiling." Those were the stories of a drunk former kleptomaniac who claimed at the time of telling those stories to have ditched stealing. I doubted him very much though but I enjoyed the stories. I even introduced the left to right pocket thing into a local drama we acted. 23 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: Share Your Experience With A Kleptomaniac by lordally(m): 9:36pm On Sep 10, 2021 |
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Re: Share Your Experience With A Kleptomaniac by lordally(m): 9:37pm On Sep 10, 2021 |
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Re: Share Your Experience With A Kleptomaniac by FarinJini: 9:39pm On Sep 10, 2021 |
AutoChick4U:also heard guards were following her around and paying for the things she klepmatize 10 Likes 3 Shares |
Re: Share Your Experience With A Kleptomaniac by Realmi: 9:39pm On Sep 10, 2021 |
Vickkymanny:guy small small na |
Re: Share Your Experience With A Kleptomaniac by NairaMaster1(m): 9:39pm On Sep 10, 2021 |
lilvicky68: Kikikiki 1 Like |
Re: Share Your Experience With A Kleptomaniac by NairaMaster1(m): 9:40pm On Sep 10, 2021 |
lilvicky68: Kikikiki 1 Like |
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