Ceska:
My son just learnt colours and appropriate colours for each gender . At the time, I had a red car , then one day he asked me if my car was a girl

Ceska:
My son just learnt colours and appropriate colours for each gender . At the time, I had a red car , then one day he asked me if my car was a girl

maureensylvia:
My son o

So I was busy in the kitchen preparing lunch for the family, I was actually making fried rice with my FOREIGN STANDARD LOCAL RICE

You all know the process it takes to prepare fried rice, I was still cutting the vegetables my son came into the kitchen, you can't imagine what he said

"Mum it's taking you ***24 hours**to prepare this rice, do fast please

I was like whaaaaaat who thought you that weird exaggeration

I just weak
Well,
The rice came out tasty, non soggy, stone free

olaniyiYAH:
My 11 months old boy laid hand on my stomach and praying for me

Sermwell:
Just because I told a child that the first name is always your name and the second one is your father's name.

He went to argue with his friends that Christ is the father of Jesus!

Ekakamba:

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Me: yaro ya dai?

Child: lafiya lau malam.

Me: mai ka chi yau?

Child: banchi komai ba, baba da mama ne kawai sun chi gindi.

Me:
[img]https://c./hkNyMnCRLsYAAAAC/scared-shocked.gif[/img]

Sermwell:
Just because I told a child that the first name is always your name and the second one is your father's name.

He went to argue with his friends that Christ is the father of Jesus!

Mariangeles:


Translation please.

adebayour26:
My Mum was in my brother's place and brother's wife served food to grandma (my Mum) first, then she served my niece. Grandma jokingly said "let me eat from your food".
This girl just replied grandma that "the food infront of you, do you want to pour it away?"

Toeyean1507:

My 2 year old when he's about eating ' mummy come and eat, thank you ma'

kay29000:
Some years back, I was babysitting my 3 year old nephew in my apartment...

Nephew, "uncle Kay, have you killed all the mosquitoes outside?"

Uncle Kay, "No. Why did you ask?" I said to him, wondering why he asked the question.

Nephew, "Then, why did you leave the door open."

I realized I did leave the entrance door open... But the way he said it with a straight face made me bust out laughing.

Sermwell:
Just because I told a child that the first name is always your name and the second one is your father's name.

He went to argue with his friends that Christ is the father of Jesus!

Ekakamba:

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Me: yaro ya dai?

Child: lafiya lau malam.

Me: mai ka chi yau?

Child: banchi komai ba, baba da mama ne kawai sun chi gindi. Plenty people will need subtitle for this one.
Me:
[img]https://c./hkNyMnCRLsYAAAAC/scared-shocked.gif[/img]

Ekakamba:

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Me: yaro ya dai?

Child: lafiya lau malam.

Me: mai ka chi yau?

Child: banchi komai ba, baba da mama ne kawai sun chi gindi.
Me:
[img]https://c./hkNyMnCRLsYAAAAC/scared-shocked.gif[/img]

Baawaa:
When my 2years daughter said my daddy go to your room my mummy want to change her dress.
I was just

Deborah98:
My last sister, remembered the day I rushed out to get something and unknown to me I wore the wrong slippers like i picked two wrong pair so when she saw me coming back can you imagine what she said,aunty debo when will you learn to be an adult abi how she put am omo I weak,my dad was like are we sure this girl is a child or an old woman. The girl can talk for Africa,she's just 5. And then there was a day one of my siblings cracked a joke that got us all laughing and rolling on the ground, this same girl was like we're laughing without brains shuuuu how are we suppose to laugh omo her words dey shock us no be lie