postmann:


Poco!

I sincerely believe it's that time of the month for you.

You're lacking any semblance of a decent clapback

Okay

Oscillator:
hmm first tap at the door and pocohantas dirty undies are laid bare!

No matter how hard and long you pretend, your laboratory glass facade will always crack and your backwater, crass and unrefined background would shine through.

Poco, the master guttersnipe trying to live her dreams on Nairaland when in the real world she's straddling a pit latrine with 7 neighbours!

Naso. Dry…

Oscillator:
hmm first tap at the door and pocohantas dirty undies are laid bare!

No matter how hard and long you pretend, your laboratory glass facade will always crack and your backwater, crass and unrefined background would shine through.

Poco, the master guttersnipe trying to live her dreams on Nairaland when in the real world she's straddling a pit latrine with 7 neighbours!

Lezz bado!

pocohantas:


Lol. Trust me, you have to try harder to get just one shot on target. No sane human takes your kind serious anymore.

C’mon, this is 2022 and we are still talking about my age? Who is 35? I am 44!!

What da hell was that talk of me using pit latrine? Even if I no get money, do you know who my sugar daddy is? My dear, go find food chop.

Dem no know say you be rich man pikin?

Sarsaproko:


Dem no know say you be rich man pikin?

I never said I am.

pocohantas:


Lol. Trust me, you have to try harder to get just one shot on target. No sane human takes your kind serious anymore.

C’mon, this is 2022 and we are still talking about my age? Who is 35? I am 44!!

What da hell was that talk of me using pit latrine? Even if I no get money, do you know who my sugar daddy is? My dear, go find food chop.

shots weren't on target....but she's screaming do you know who my daddy is?

Tell daddy to find you a man and a job. Nairaland needs a breather of your self-conceited insecurities and bitterness.

Godless sad soul!

Oscillator:
shots weren't on target....but she's screaming do you know who my daddy is?

Tell daddy to find you a man and a job. Nairaland needs a breather of your self-conceited insecurities and bitterness.

Godless sad soul!

Sorry, you are not getting that soon.
Please add the SUGAR- SUGAR DADDY.

pocohantas:


I never said I am.

I know you are..

pocohantas:


Sorry, you are not getting that soon.
Please add the SUGAR- SUGAR DADDY.

You just loaded my armoury with more weapons with your self-confessed sugar daddy involvement.

postmann:


You just loaded my armoury with more weapons with your self-confessed sugar daddy involvement.

The problem is that you think I care.

pocohantas:


The problem is that you think I care.

I'd take that as a new psychological upgrade on your part if you truly don't care. But you do care!

Look at all the works you've put in on this forum! You comment backlog alone can equip all the libraries in this country -- from section to section, be it romance, family, sexuality,cars, food, even Diary. You just are everywhere hunting fame and notoriety. Or should we talk about your topics created?

You've always cared about this make-believe virtual world of yours where you hoped to create the woman you never was. So, please spare me.

postmann:


I'd take that as a new psychological upgrade on your part if you truly don't care. But you do care!

Look at all the works you've put in on this forum! You comment backlog alone can equip all the libraries in this country -- from section to section, be it romance, family, sexuality,cars, food, even Diary. You just are everywhere hunting fame and notoriety. Or should we talk about your topics created?

You've always cared about this make-believe virtual world of yours where you hoped to create the woman you never was. So, please spare me.

Okay my dear.

postmann:


I'd take that as a new psychological upgrade on your part if you truly don't care. But you do care!

Look at all the works you've put in on this forum! You comment backlog alone can equip all the libraries in this country -- from section to section, be it romance, family, sexuality,cars, food, even Diary. You just are everywhere hunting fame and notoriety. Or should we talk about your topics created?

You've always cared about this make-believe virtual world of yours where you hoped to create the woman you never was. So, please spare me.

pocohantas cares. Her every secret wish is to carry Nairaland into the grave with her when she eventually dies.

She's lonely without here and the voices in her head begin to sing to her....how she is now her mistakes.

Oscillator:
pocohantas cares. Her every secret wish is to carry Nairaland into the grave with her when she eventually dies.

She's lonely without here and the voices in her head begin to sing to her....how she is now her mistakes.

I must commend your consistent and joint efforts to provoke me. Honestly I wish I could get angry and make your day. This must mean a lot to you, so I’ll try...

postmann:


She more than cares so much so that she's called up a mod to clean up all our verbal exchange.

Poor me thinking Poco has grown big enough balls to exchange words with me on quote-to-quote basis.

Alas! She was on false courage.

You really do not know how much your incoherent rants annoys sensible Nlders. I don’t even need to report you.

Oscillator:

You have called the mods on me a million times! I swear my words could part your thing laps and my diatribes will create new rooms in your vulva!


I truly wonder how you live with yourself....how you carry on with self-denial!

I have burlapped you with insults here, I have scalped your soul with painful reality but never once had I thrown parental jibes at you.

But you have gone the way of Ghetto birds and backwater tramps insulting my mom and you're still talking about trying not to be provoked?

I have made You have wet your pillows,

I have sent your wretched heart beating at near lethal levels and I have made you hate someone you never met or knew. No, Poco, we're not talking about being provoked. You have been gutted like a pig! And my me!

For once you insulted my mother and I smiled. Why?

I succeeded to show those who are discerning that you're a fake product made in Nairaland. Clout chasing and empty. Spending all your life chasing relevance to the point of exposing your laps and meagre salary......

Trying to find your destiny on the pages of Nairaland, roaming form section to section like an orphan in a whorehouse!

The difference between me and you is that you type for the onlookers, for likes.

I type for you.

I'm gonna tether your soul!

No amount of likes in Nairaland can save your soul from the coldest grave I have dug for you!

Rotting bones!

I didn’t read all this. Put yourself together…

pocohantas:


I didn’t read all this. Put yourself together…

after you

pocohantas:


You really do not know how much your incoherent rants annoys sensible Nlders. I don’t even need to report you.

"Incoherent rants"

If honesty was a country, you'd be an alien.

"Annoy sensible Nldlers". The word sensible shouldn't come from or be talked about by you. E get why!

postmann:


"Incoherent rants"

If honesty was a country, you'd be an alien.

"Annoy sensible Nldlers". The word sensible shouldn't come from or be talked about by you. E get why!

Abeg rest. Mtcheeew

pocohantas:


Abeg rest. Mtcheeew

You obviously had nothing to say. Keeping quiet was the sensible alternative but like I said earlier, the word sensible shouldn't come from or be talked about by you.

postmann:


You obviously had not nothing to say. Keeping quiet was the sensible alternative but like I said earlier the word sensible shouldn't come from or be talked about by you.

Okay.