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Shallow Vagina by LagosG: 7:53am On Apr 19, 2023
A lot of men go above and beyond to find products that will enlarge their appendage for the sole reason of satisfying an elastic opening in the upside down triangle. Some men are emasculated by the size of other men's (such as yours truly) appendages and feel theirs is small. I never knew women experience the same


After months of greenlight, I decided I was going to smash this Youth corper Incase the company doesn't retain her. Sent her money to make snail and smoked catfish egusi soup. She brought it over to my place...and I fixed it in the fridge. After a few drinks, I began to kiss her neck and handle her breasts. She pulled my shirt off and I unhooked her bra...I was already hard like Aso Rock. I asked her to put Senior Man in her mouth. She proceeded to pull down my b-ball shorts and my briefs, saw senior man and then she said "Ha olojukokoro ni mi o", loosely translated to "I'm a terribly greedy person". I asked why while beckoning her to continue by pushing her head down. She goes ahead to say she's not a virgin but has a shallow vagina. I told her there's no such thing. So instead of us having sex right away, she decides to educate me on shallow vaginas for like 15 minutes while we were both naked. I didn't know that was actually a thing. We proceeded to naks but the amount of times she repeated to 'be careful' really put me off like, am I actively trying to kill you?

Needless to say, I enjoyed the egusi better.

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Re: Shallow Vagina by Darnell9(m): 8:06am On Apr 19, 2023
The number of virgins above 16 in 9ja are not up to 59 again

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Re: Shallow Vagina by Aladdin1(m): 12:05pm On Apr 19, 2023
Why not write a desertation on the topic "shallow vaginas" i am sure international agencies like w.h.o would be highly interested.

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Re: Shallow Vagina by Nobody: 12:21pm On Apr 19, 2023
LagosG:
We proceeded to naks but the amount of times she repeated to 'be careful' really put me off like, am I actively trying to kill you?

Needless to say, I enjoyed the egusi better.
Women with shallow vagina experience painful intercourse, that was why she said that.

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Re: Shallow Vagina by Kobicove(m): 1:58pm On Apr 19, 2023
Say what? undecided
Re: Shallow Vagina by LagosG: 2:14pm On Apr 19, 2023
Aladdin1:
Why not write a desertation on the topic "shallow vaginas" i am sure international agencies like w.h.o would be highly interested.
Nah man...I'm not tryna go down that road anymore.
Re: Shallow Vagina by nairalander2020(m): 3:00pm On Apr 19, 2023
Darnell9:
The number of virgins above 16 in 9ja are not up to 59 again
grin grin

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Re: Shallow Vagina by PussyGalore(f): 4:42pm On Apr 19, 2023
LagosG:

Nah man...I'm not tryna go down that road anymore.

The only thing a broke guy can boast about is sex

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Re: Shallow Vagina by LagosG: 5:21pm On Apr 19, 2023
PussyGalore:


The only thing a broke guy can boast about is sex
Yeye dey smell

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Re: Shallow Vagina by udede(m): 5:37pm On Apr 19, 2023
I have had about three ladies with very shallow viginas. I'm no kid bro, i know exactly what I'm saying.
Re: Shallow Vagina by anthonyuncle(m): 7:47pm On Apr 19, 2023
Darnell9:
The number of virgins above 16 in 9ja are not up to 59 again

ta!

they are not even up to 16
Re: Shallow Vagina by Darnell9(m): 9:00pm On Apr 19, 2023
anthonyuncle:

ta!
they are not even up to 16
that means na last sunday they reduce

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Re: Shallow Vagina by rowland545(m): 11:11pm On Apr 19, 2023
Vagina topic... interesting
Re: Shallow Vagina by Luckysbab: 7:30am On Apr 20, 2023
Nia69:
Women with shallow vagina experience painful intercourse, that was why she said that.

Expert mama 😂😂😧
Re: Shallow Vagina by Nobody: 8:40am On Apr 20, 2023
Luckysbab:


Expert mama 😂😂😧
😂 I'm no expert.
Re: Shallow Vagina by 190theclown: 9:29am On Apr 20, 2023
Darnell9:
The number of virgins above 16 in 9ja are not up to 59 again


ROTFL grin grin
Re: Shallow Vagina by Luckysbab: 3:03pm On Apr 20, 2023
Nia69:
😂 I'm no expert.

🌚

You learnt that one at physiology practicals abi?
Re: Shallow Vagina by Nobody: 4:55pm On Apr 20, 2023
Luckysbab:


🌚

You learnt that one at physiology practicals abi?
Ha, sorry to disappoint, no. Never had one.
Re: Shallow Vagina by Luckysbab: 10:57pm On Apr 20, 2023
Nia69:
Ha, sorry to disappoint, no. Never had one.

The knowledge was revealed to you?
Re: Shallow Vagina by Nobody: 10:59pm On Apr 20, 2023
Luckysbab:


The knowledge was revealed to you?
Yes, by the internet.
Re: Shallow Vagina by Luckysbab: 11:01pm On Apr 20, 2023
Nia69:
Yes, by the internet.

Cool.

Just pulling your leg really.

How have you been?
Re: Shallow Vagina by Nobody: 11:06pm On Apr 20, 2023
Luckysbab:


Cool.

Just pulling your leg really.

How have you been?
Interesting. cheesy

Good, I guess. You?
Re: Shallow Vagina by Luckysbab: 11:12pm On Apr 20, 2023
Nia69:
Interesting. cheesy

Good, I guess. You?

Been good.

Feels like a weekend already. Like I could sleep all through 😊
Re: Shallow Vagina by Nobody: 11:18pm On Apr 20, 2023
Luckysbab:


Been good.

Feels like a weekend already. Like I could sleep all through 😊
Cool.
Nice. Are you a Muslim?
Re: Shallow Vagina by Luckysbab: 11:21pm On Apr 20, 2023
Nia69:
Cool.
Nice. Are you a Muslim?

Sure, I am.

It's party time 😁
Re: Shallow Vagina by Nobody: 11:27pm On Apr 20, 2023
Luckysbab:


Sure, I am.

It's party time 😁
Oh, alright.

Have fun. wink
Re: Shallow Vagina by Luckysbab: 11:41pm On Apr 20, 2023
Nia69:
Oh, alright.

Have fun. wink

✌️✌️✌️

Thank you.

First, I should sleep, I think.
Re: Shallow Vagina by Luckysbab: 11:41pm On Apr 20, 2023
Nia69:
Oh, alright.

Have fun. wink

What's up with Coco?
Re: Shallow Vagina by Nobody: 12:37am On Apr 21, 2023
Luckysbab:


✌️✌️✌️

Thank you.

First, I should sleep, I think.
You're welcome.

Sure, so you'd be well prepared for the party.

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Re: Shallow Vagina by Nobody: 12:38am On Apr 21, 2023
Luckysbab:


What's up with Coco?
That's the name I gave my first diary on NL.
Re: Shallow Vagina by Luckysbab: 4:17am On Apr 21, 2023
Nia69:
That's the name I gave my first diary on NL.

I mean the current one - not as active, it seems.
Re: Shallow Vagina by Luckysbab: 7:38am On Apr 21, 2023
Nia69:
You're welcome.

Sure, so you'd be well prepared for the party.

I left IB already. Perhaps I would have extended an invite to you.

✌️

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