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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by skillip(m): 12:53pm On Mar 06
Pearl1910:


For where!!!
This is just one day this week.
I dey sleep for house like this.
It will take me three days to net 90k on Indrive.
Make everybody use what fits them.
At this rate we need to check you for any PED( Performance enhancing drugs grin) Nandrolone or Ephedrine because your work rate Na die! I know Cheerful is by the corner smiling with his own dashboard, una 2 Na " monsters" in this game.

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Pearl1910: 2:58pm On Mar 06
skillip:
At this rate we need to check you for any PED( Performance enhancing drugs grin) Nandrolone or Ephedrine because your work rate Na die! I know Cheerful is by the corner smiling with his own dashboard, una 2 Na " monsters" in this game.

I dey always drop update grin but Una dey use am catch cruise na

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by ksmart027(m): 4:38pm On Mar 06
tojahh:


Hahaha have you compared MPG per vehicle? Using same year 03 grin
We for run am suppose you are in pH with my 04 civic cheesy
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BAZ001: 4:47pm On Mar 06
donbrowser:


🚶🏿‍♂️

This one you dey post pearl up and dan grin
No matter how I drag pearl1910 and CheerfulGiver I still give it to them they have been consistent over the years saying the same thing that the hustle pays, I drag them, we banter up and down and all but the only part I disagree with them is the
Easily week in week out and Consistently earning same amount January to December.

If they set 1 million target I follow dem drive kiti kata hoping and aiming to meet 1M grin if I don’t meet up I will come online to complain and shout.
Even in dis your godfather petrol subsidy Tinubu regime pearl still says the hustle pays
But you Mr digital Marketter supporting Tinubu Lagos comes here to bluff and chase clout about Fiverr account with millions only to be driving codedly and in just 3 weeks you are second to samuel Taiwo angry grin

Or you lost your Lasepa job and moved to driving kiti kata Tinubu Nigeria don happen to you too


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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BAZ001: 7:25pm On Mar 06
donbrowser:


Na Ògún Go kìll anybody wey beg am to stop grin

Hehehe I know say e pain you grin
Na jeje I come peep for here as usual.
Na so I see Djdamian and Omoapena something immigration papers, I say dis Omoapena and partners always dragging sè na only him?

before I knew it dem mention donbrowser name and car being destroyed in 3 weeks, only paid 20k but refused to drop car…
ahhhh no mbanu this is impossible. Abi eyes dey pain me

Our Apc tout, digital market, millionaire fiverr account. Drive kiti kata in Lagos
Nooooo naah Make I look well shocked mistaken identity
Gbam dem post Apc tout face and Lasepa uniform Ahn Ahn ni bo la tun ja si bayi ?
As I repost the small boy face & uniform fiam I chup ban. Why ?

Posting pictures without authorization.
Oh okay I see grin but why u dey vex for me
No be me ask you to put mouth for immigration papers wey no concern you
No be me bring your receipt and face come online
When u dey do cho cho Cho u no know
No be me say make u wear Lasepa uniform
Hand touch you small u begin curse
grin

I know say e pain you… adala mbà ịbụ nwoke siri ike grin

Em emmm na normal thing for Tinubu Nigeria to loose job or need extra source of income… no offense grin

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by donbrowser(m): 7:34pm On Mar 06
grin grin

My mọther would have been very ashamẹ̀d if she heard I líed about being in USA instead of Canada. Oh sorry! Ghòsts and Prisonérs can't express themselves in some cases

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BAZ001: 8:06pm On Mar 06
donbrowser:
grin grin
My mọther would have been very ashamẹ̀d if she heard I líed about being in USA instead of Canada. Oh sorry! Ghòsts and Prisonérs can't express themselves in some cases


From jobless to driving bolt
From Nigeria to Congo
From Congo to Canada wow ?
PROGRESSION

But from Digital Marketter making millionaires and earning $50 per hour to Lasepa uniform worker
To now Driving kiti kata destroying owners car in 3 weeks Haba
RETROGESSION + Bad Luck….

Lori progression journey yii Baba gba Ope wa

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by donbrowser(m): 8:24pm On Mar 06
grin grin

One mothẹ́r could not provìde a jọb, the other one took the one she gave him to prisọn. It's lonely at the bottom too.

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by pope191: 8:50pm On Mar 06
Pearl1910:


I didnt o.

Indrive
good for lazy drivers
Work small and see money
Uncertainty
Makes u closer to God
Gives u alot of free time
Lower fuel consumption
Better for short and medium distance trips
Gross can be capped at around 70k no matter how good d day is or lucky u are.
Better if there is no surge on Bolt
Lastly, all d badly behaved girls and boys are now on Indrive.

Bolt
But u are assured of your daily target
High fuel consumption
High work rate, high turn over
Guaranteed earnings no need to pray and fast
High commission can demoralize somebody
Better for long distance trips
On a very good day u can gross 120k
When it is surging Indrive stands no chance

My Note.
Deep down every driver knows d best app but will stick to what works for them, or what they can carry. Ultimately, their choice is what is best for them.

Shabi u don call me lazy… sha take

Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BAZ001: 9:54pm On Mar 06
donbrowser:


You don't need to boast of anything again.
What's one thing you've achieved in your life?

That's why a fellow man will wake you up at 2 am to pick his wife up and you will gladly go like a ram led to slaughter. You're even happy to say it's because you've got a Benz that's why a fellow man can call you at midnight to pickup his wife when your own wife needs warmth.

The silly night job that took sleep off your eyes. Did you get up to $50 for it? To say the least?

I said I don't want to boast but I really need you to know while you're running around with your most precious skill for a fellow man at midnight, I will be calculating exchange rate.

I can really imagine how you park each time to reply me that sits behind a system and may decide to sleep for the rest of day.


I can really imagine.

Boda Ọdẹ grin grin

Gone a the days Digital Marketter was making $50 per hour seating behind a system but now seating behinde a rented car grin
Tinubu grabbed power by crook and clueless to run the country Fiiaammmm Donbrowser moved from Lasepa worker to destroying partners car in 3 weeks and refusing to drop the car cause no food for house grin

Felicity001 head don catch you last last or na nemesis of supporting your clueless godfather

From making millions to dragging road with drivers beats my imagination. A whole APC big boy

Ahhh Tinubu you do this one


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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by tojahh(m): 9:56pm On Mar 06
ksmart027:

We for run am suppose you are in pH with my 04 civic cheesy


Make abobi them thief my Benz abi?

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by donbrowser(m): 11:24pm On Mar 06
grin grin

When you choose a mother that dùmps you halfway and another one that's a thíef, you would be so bored that every little attention will matter to you grin grin

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by ksmart027(m): 12:00am On Mar 07
tojahh:



Make abobi them thief my Benz abi?
grin cheesy
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Pearl1910: 12:20am On Mar 07
pope191:


Shabi u don call me lazy… sha take

Thanks jare...
Person just dey call mother mother mother... e no let us hear word since morning. Abeg shey this one brain form complete so, abi Fiverr don give am fever grin

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by donbrowser(m): 5:12am On Mar 07
grin grin

In this new month, I will not be a victim of stray Bullet for not minding my business.
Meanwhile... grin grin E easy to know people wey don get marital and upbringing deficiency for here. Na this group be the only thing wey dey give them joy.

They are just like lecturers that set 7am lectures because they want to avoid the mistake they are living with grin grin

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by pope191: 8:05am On Mar 07
Pearl1910:


Thanks jare...
Person just dey call mother mother mother... e no let us hear word since morning. Abeg shey this one brain form complete so, abi Fiverr don give am fever grin

Me no deh disturb myself again. Good for anybody the government favour and if it is just to score political point? Reality no deh look face.

Bovas don increase meter to 615 like this.

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Glithronix: 9:06am On Mar 07
Taking two persons to Oyo town this morning for an event, I charged them 60k (fuel on me), and will be taking them back today.
Hope e make sense?

Much respect, bosses.
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by donbrowser(m): 9:07am On Mar 07
Glithronix:
Taking two persons to Oyo town this morning for an event, I charged them 60k (fuel on me), and will be taking them back today.
Hope e make sense?

Much respect, bosses.

That rate is poor bro. That's about 6.5 hours cumulative journey not adding the waiting time and your gross is 60k not net.

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by pope191: 9:11am On Mar 07
Pls the new indrive app keep hanging. Am I the only one going thro this? And if there’s any solution.

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Glithronix: 9:11am On Mar 07
pope191:


Me no deh disturb myself again. Good for anybody the government favour and if it is just to score political point? Reality no deh look face.

Bovas don increase meter to 615 like this.
Eterna was selling theirs for NN650, they later reduced it to N635 a couple of days ago.
No be wickedness be that


Much respect, boss.

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by pope191: 9:16am On Mar 07
Glithronix:

Eterna was selling theirs for NN650, they later reduced it to N635 a couple of days ago.
No be wickedness be that


Much respect, boss.

I won’t outrightly tag it as being wicked. Oil business is not just a regular market, but each to himself. I may buy from NNPc at 568 and sell to another person 588 because I don’t want to go thro the stress of trucking. That person too will add is own. Las las after landing the buyer will add his profit. Price depends on source.

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by konkoabove: 9:17am On Mar 07
pope191:


Me no deh disturb myself again. Good for anybody the government favour and if it is just to score political point? Reality no deh look face.

Bovas don increase meter to 615 like this.
Baba, na how other filling stations aside nnpc dey subtly increase fuel price every eke market, dey surprise me.

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Pearl1910: 9:20am On Mar 07
Glithronix:

Eterna was selling theirs for NN650, they later reduced it to N635 a couple of days ago.
No be wickedness be that


Much respect, boss.

No be by wickedness...no be as u buy u go sell?
Oya carry ur IB journey for 30k na. U will need just 20k fuel
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Pearl1910: 9:27am On Mar 07
pope191:


Me no deh disturb myself again. Good for anybody the government favour and if it is just to score political point? Reality no deh look face.

Bovas don increase meter to 615 like this.

Bovas still dey try, they still try to rival Total and Mobil. Rainoil, MRS etall are selling N640 n above.
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by konkoabove: 9:37am On Mar 07
Glithronix:
Taking two persons to Oyo town this morning for an event, I charged them 60k (fuel on me), and will be taking them back today.
Hope e make sense?

Much respect, bosses.
60k is very small baba, except you billed them on a paddy paddy level. I hope the road from ib to oyo is good?
Safe journey! Buy waara oyo on your way back make boys see something hold body.
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Glithronix: 10:25am On Mar 07
donbrowser:

That rate is poor bro. That's about 6.5 hours cumulative journey not adding the waiting time and your gross is 60k not net.
konkoabove:

60k is very small baba, except you billed them on a paddy paddy level. I hope the road from ib to oyo is good?
Safe journey! Buy waara oyo on your way back make boys see something hold body.
Yeah, these people are my mum's market partners, and I sabi dem well.
Na my mumsy self brought the deal to me.
I'm being taken as part of them as party guests, so the whole thing looks like we're all going for the event.
Shey you get?
That's why we resorted to that amount.
My concern na the road from IB to Oyo (as konko noted), but they say it isn't that bad.
Na the road be the adventure I don't know yet, but we go run am sha. (15k fuel go run am).

Much respect, bosses.

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Glithronix: 10:30am On Mar 07
Pearl1910:


No be by wickedness...no be as u buy u go sell?
Oya carry ur IB journey for 30k na. U will need just 20k fuel
It's true sha.
But I will never buy from them when I know how much others are selling. AP & Mobile ✅.
@the bold, na your order I dey wait for, make I obey the last order. cheesy

Much respect, sir.
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by pope191: 10:46am On Mar 07
konkoabove:

Baba, na how other filling stations aside nnpc dey subtly increase fuel price every eke market, dey surprise me.

That’s how they will get to 750 and we’ll just be managing. I remember those days they will add 40 naira to fuel and protest will erupt.

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by pope191: 10:53am On Mar 07
Pearl1910:


Bovas still dey try, they still try to rival Total and Mobil. Rainoil, MRS etall are selling N640 n above.

Saw 600 at Rainoil yesterday
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Glithronix: 11:01am On Mar 07
pope191:


I won’t outrightly tag it as being wicked. Oil business is not just a regular market, but each to himself. I may buy from NNPc at 568 and sell to another person 588 because I don’t want to go thro the stress of trucking. That person too will add is own. Las las after landing the buyer will add his profit. Price depends on source.
It is well.
But I will never buy from them sha.

Much respect, boss.

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