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Re: Barrack Boy by flow1759: 2:39pm On Jan 28, 2013 |
Fast Forward.......... 7MONTHS LATER Yetunde gave birth to twins; a boy and a girl. The last time we talked on phone i told her the children should be named; "Williams for the boy and Winnie for the girl" also "Naetochukwu for the boy and Kanyinaetochukwu for the girl in ibo, Naeto & kanyinae for short. She argued that she wanted them to bear "Taiye and Kehinde", but we later came to an aggreement that they should be called "Williams and Winnie" even though Yetunde's parents rather called them "Taiye and Kehinde". "Abeg i b typical nwafor from Imo state, my pekin dem no go bear "Yoruba" name jor" i tot as i walked to the parade ground in camp. Left... right! Left...right! Left... Right!! That was our matching practise, my feet are begining to understand matching language as it has been doing it for seven months now. The drills are one of the hardest i have ever seen. There was a day i almost died when we where asked to do 200 push ups. As a barrack boy most of the drills, though hard but i still managed to scale through. We will be passing out of camp in 2months time and can't wait to have a taste of Mama's delicious meal........ and my darling Yetunde's most delicious c*unt........... |
Re: Barrack Boy by flow1759: 3:14pm On Jan 28, 2013 |
Fast Forward Again...... 2MONTHS LATER Out of camp and am now a second Leutenant in the Force thanks to General Adebayo now retired. Sokoto is now infested with "small boys". Mike is still there as "KOS". I was told Cosmos has won American visa lottery and has traveled abroad, "no wonder him number no gree go" i tot because i tried calling him 2months ago and his number was beyond reach. "chei! Cosmos my man! "aboki don land for yankey oh" i tot as i remembered with nostalgia how we laughed and made gest of him due to the fact that he had applied for American visa lottery four times and failed, but he kept trying. I was also told that Olu lost big time in the casino after he sold one of his father's buildings to play. "it serves him right" "i tink say him b OBA of gamble?" i tot. I was told James has added two more kids to the four kids he has with different "baby mamas" in the barracks. "that boy don turn to tuface Idibia oh" i tot as i smiled. Mike told me the only guys around are Moses; working in the bank now and Bola; still in search of a job. Sunny was posted to Bayelsa for NYSC, so i was told. What of Femi na? I asked............ 1 Like |
Re: Barrack Boy by flow1759: 3:41pm On Jan 28, 2013 |
"Femi don go Liberia oh, them send am go there for peacekeeping oh" mike said. Mike told me Onyinye was pregnant for a Colonel and she had to marry him. "kai! see what her s*ex escapade has led her to" i tot. The only thing that still surprises me till today is how Onyinye's love for me suddenly turned to hate. "was she already dating the Colonel, and was looking for an excuse to leave me, excuse she finally found?" i asked myself......... Mama and Papa are already preparing to leave the barrack to where papa built his house somewhere in Badagry, because papa has retired. My girl twin looks more like Mama while the boy is a chip of the old block. I played tupac- "better day" as i smoked my second wrap in sokoto that evening, indeed i know there are better days ahead.......... 1 Like |
Re: Barrack Boy by flow1759: 4:08pm On Jan 28, 2013 |
THE BEGINING OF THE END I married Yetunde and i travelled with my family all the way to Kano to serve Nigeria. But even at that "i still b barrack boy" Solja go, Solja come, barracks still remain and Sokoto still remain................ FLOW1759 : : : : : THE END : : : : : MORAL OF THE STORY Mari*juana is good, but if its not good for you, quit. Always follow your dreams. : : : NB: Inasmuch as this is my true life story, 70% of the story happened real while 30% is Fiction. "If ur name appeared in this story, no vex abeg". PS: Watch out for another thriller "Ibo boy wey like Yoruba" In Nairaland NYSC Section; its my NYSC experience. 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Barrack Boy by donifez(m): 4:20pm On Jan 28, 2013 |
Nice story bro....short but still on point.....if u are on 2go..add me with donifez,will like to know more about you 1 Like |
Re: Barrack Boy by FoxyRebirth(m): 4:20pm On Jan 28, 2013 |
flow1759: THE BEGINING OF THE END Are you in Kano as in for real? |
Re: Barrack Boy by flow1759: 4:29pm On Jan 28, 2013 |
don ifez: Nice story bro....short but still on point.....if u are on 2go..add me with donifez,will like to know more about you i will. Btw is this story worth front page? |
Re: Barrack Boy by flow1759: 4:32pm On Jan 28, 2013 |
Foxy_Rebirth:am in the north but kano. Had to alter the state. *wink* 1 Like |
Re: Barrack Boy by donifez(m): 4:38pm On Jan 28, 2013 |
flow1759: yes it stands a chance, Better than some chunks i see on f.p, cuddlemi pls use your office to make this story reach front page ooh. |
Re: Barrack Boy by BukkyDan(f): 4:39pm On Jan 28, 2013 |
Wow! The end! Yetunde win! Bravo man! Gr8 job. But seriously u're in kano? Which of the barracks? |
Re: Barrack Boy by flow1759: 5:09pm On Jan 28, 2013 |
Nairalanders i would b writing another thriller "ibo boy wey like Yoruba" its my Nysc experience. If this "barrack boy" makes front page then i will write in this section, if not, it will written in the NYSC section. |
Re: Barrack Boy by flow1759: 8:05pm On Jan 28, 2013 |
BukkyDan: Wow! The end! Yetunde win! Bravo man! Gr8 job. thanks. Like i said, am in the north but not in Kano, i had to alter some name of places |
Re: Barrack Boy by Nobody: 9:02pm On Jan 28, 2013 |
Make i tell cuddlemi say make she go 2ru am and sef mayb it will make d fp,am sure she go help. |
Re: Barrack Boy by flow1759: 10:21pm On Jan 28, 2013 |
Damex333: Make i tell cuddlemi say make she go 2ru am and sef mayb it will make d fp,am sure she go help. Help me tell am abeg, i know say she go like am |
Re: Barrack Boy by Austinodark(m): 8:50am On Feb 04, 2013 |
Nice story,but did it really happen,I mean,are u really married to Yetunde |
Re: Barrack Boy by ChikaSunday(m): 12:03pm On Feb 04, 2013 |
flow1759: Ugo! Ugo!! Ugo eh!! Good work: more humor, more near-reality will spice up work. Check out this topic: THE DAY GUYMAN FELL or search for chika-sunday, you will see the topic there. Keep it up. |
Re: Barrack Boy by Rencent(m): 10:40am On Feb 10, 2013 |
Good job |
Re: Barrack Boy by fankasibe: 10:08am On Feb 11, 2013 |
Guy u ar on point, i'm also a writer on Nairaland u can check out some of my write-up "THE DEVIL SHE KNOWS" and "CONFESSION OF A LAGOS PERVENT". I hope we could meet some day. |
Re: Barrack Boy by arizona145(m): 5:56pm On Mar 29, 2013 |
Flow you are you. May your twns never resemble ur general. Walk and never stumble my nwanemus |
Re: Barrack Boy by oyestephen(m): 6:36pm On Mar 29, 2013 |
fankasibe: Guy u ar on point, i'm also a writer on Nairaland u can check out some of my write-up "THE DEVIL SHE KNOWS" and "CONFESSION OF A LAGOS PERVENT".pls can i get links of both stories.....thank you |
Re: Barrack Boy by Madawaki01(m): 7:52am On Apr 01, 2013 |
@oga Flow...u be my role model |
Re: Barrack Boy by idriis: 6:22pm On Apr 03, 2013 |
Aro aro aro how far! You sabi dodan barrack obalende mammy market na? Come make I flex you jaree... You know say barrack pass barrack oh |
Re: Barrack Boy by Nobody: 4:52pm On Apr 05, 2013 |
Quite interesting...... 1 Like |
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Re: Barrack Boy by Amasuccess: 8:36pm On Apr 10, 2013 |
flow1759: THE BEGINING OF THE END Guy you are very good. You are good. Enjoyed every part of it |
Re: Barrack Boy by Tgold1(m): 12:05pm On Jun 10, 2013 |
fanta*flow dis is d 3rd of ur story am reading... Thumbs up bro. |
Re: Barrack Boy by waistaa(f): 5:18pm On Jun 10, 2013 |
flow baba... i dey hail ooo. i feel0ma fellow0ex imo0star.tuwale |
Re: Barrack Boy by 1miccza: 7:09pm On Jun 12, 2013 |
Bro you are good!!Where do you reside i mean what state can we talk?Please reply... Flowwww nwanne!! I di okay!! |
Re: Barrack Boy by 1miccza: 6:23am On Jun 13, 2013 |
Flow this is my number can we talk??08139304838 |
Re: Barrack Boy by Tgold1(m): 1:00pm On Jun 13, 2013 |
flow1759: THE BEGINING OF THE END Flow, U get Starting, Middle U cum get Finishing Join.... APPLAUSE TO FLOWEY. |
Re: Barrack Boy by Profkomolafe(m): 5:13pm On Jun 24, 2013 |
TRULY UR GUD WKS ARE SPEAKING 4 U... AFTER I READ MAN WEY DEY REASON,I CUM CONSULT BARRACKS BOY, E REMAIN IBO BOY WEY LYK YORUBA....... I COMMEND UR EFFORT BRO, KIP IT UP SIR |
Re: Barrack Boy by eunisam: 6:59pm On Jun 24, 2013 |
Is this the beginning of the Starting or the starting of the beginning. THIS IS MAN WEY THE R>>>>>>>>>
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