Ok my wife is 38 weeks and 2 days pregnant today. Her EDD is actually on 18th of December.
We got married last year, so it's our first baby and we are very excited

I think she might give birth anytime from now as she has started feeling somehow. So I will be givi ng a real time update of the experience

She woke me up 3am this morning, saying she is feeling frequent contractions.
The contraction is getting worse and more frequent

I think it may have been triggered by what we did last night. Don't ask me what we did o

chei bros you still dey Kongo madam at week 38?

dayokanu: chei bros you still dey Kongo madam at week 38?

If madam asks for it and he too needs it he should not? Besides, some doctor say it is a good thing

Uncle apoti, e dan nack an hour since your last update o

Well she has gone back to sleep and left me wide awake wandering through Nairaland.

Apparently, its one of the "fake" contractions we were told about. I guess we'll have some more before the baby finally comes.

dayokanu: chei bros you still dey Kongo madam at week 38?

Na so we see am o bros, kongi is no respecter of person

dayokanu: chei bros you still dey Kongo madam at week 38?

It is very much necessary o.

How come na only guys dey here. I love dis kinda update- wishing her a successful delivery.

Mynd_44:
If madam asks for it and he too needs it he should not? Besides, some doctor say it is a good thing

They told us we can do the thing till the very last day, which makes me very happy.

Law-confessor:

It is very much necessary o.

How come na only guys dey here?. I love dis kinda update- wishing her a successful delivery.

we dey learn work

apoti:

They told us we can do the thing till the very last day, which makes me very happy.

Which style you dey use

Gudintent: Uncle apoti, e dan nack an hour since your last update o

Bros bear with me. I'm not telling a story, I'm giving updates as things happen. So this might take a very long time

apoti:

They told us we can do the thing till the very last day, which makes me very happy.

Very good. Especially as cold season dey come

dayokanu:

Which style you dey use

Abeg I wan know ooooo. So when my turn come, I no go dey wonder what to do

dayokanu:

Which style you dey use

Badt guy

apoti:

Well initially it was dogggy, but I don't really like it. We use more of cowgirl or reverse cowgirl now. It suits both of us perfectly

**Brings out pen and paper**

and how do you handle the bosoms? is that restricted to touching alone?

Mynd_44:
**Brings out pen and paper**

and how do you handle the bosoms? is that restricted to touching alone?

Bros this is not a sexuality thread o

Nice update bros Apoti.


Emmm emm.....don't you have a psychological fear of using your YEKINI to hit the baby on the head?


I really feel somehow about that.

Funny thread and interestin to read' abeg nah update ѱє̲̣̣̣̥ deeey ask for Oº°˚˚°˚☺ and not style of sex'. Wishin her safe delivery!

Royal Roy: Nice update bros Apoti.


Emmm emm.....don't you have a psychological fear of using your YEKINI to hit the baby on the head?

I really feel somehow about that.

Lool... I have that fear o, as in I talk about it everytime we do the thing.

The last time we went for a scan, the midwife said the baby's head is already down at the cervix and can come down anytime.
But they said nothing can touch the baby as she's well protected in the sac

chaircover: Very funny thread. I am sure that dayo, mynd and jaybee are following the thread for totally different reasons . . . .

apoti wishing your wife a safe delivery. God will be with her all through and she will have an easy delivery Amen. Congratulations in advance.

Thanks and Amen to your prayers

Bro Apoti, congratulations in advance oo. This your thread is damn so funny. Will be checking from time to time to see if there is any update.

i thought africans don't tell about their edd

Dis thread is so funny I wish uncle apoti's madam safe delivery nd kip us update so we can cum nd eat rice

Law-confessor:

It is very much necessary o.

How come na only guys dey here. I love dis kinda update- wishing her a successful delivery.

amen

Nice one bros. I'm just imaginin her given birth on chrismas day, hmmmmm, 2 things will b involved: d parents won't celebrate chrismas d normal way, as in no cookin dat day, but on d other hand ''jollification'' everywhere birthday & chrismas celebration will b on d same day.

I'm sure she will give birth b4 chrismas. Double celebration. Congrat.

Mynd_44: **Brings out pen and paper**

and how do you handle the bosoms? is that restricted to touching alone?

Hmmmmmm.
*Clears throat*

U re really funny, ride on wit ur learning dear.

Mynd_44:
**Brings out pen and paper**

and how do you handle the bosoms? is that restricted to touching alone?

. Curiosity kills d cat

Her EDD is my birthday. Awwww!!!!

Wish all men can be like the op or even better than.