vicadex07:



Abeg no try am o...make she no disfigure that your pretty face for me

lmao. ..yh ryt

debrihachi:
lmao. ..yh ryt

hi debby

Used to put lumps of eba on the neighbours door mouth so they step on the eba once they want to go out. Other times i and my siblings at night would throw the big lumps of eba on the roof of neighbouring buildings, the loud thump on the roof made the whole household run out their houses.

mine?


coming back with another person's school bag dat resembled mine(I cried dat day)

finishing 22nd out of 25 in our class in my primary 2(I forgot what happened to me dat day)

Hated school,I cried everyday cos I don't want to go to school(my mum n some of our neighbours had to sing dis "go to school" songs in order to ginger me up for school)

wiping my slate clean if I failed my assignments n carrying it proudly if I passed(for dos dat used slates in dia nursery school days

should I continue

omolizzy:

Very funny...serves u right onishekushe omo kekere

Lol...now I am a good boy o

kika23: Oh again again.... I was about 10 when i smoked and my family friend was there(unluckily).... I made her swear by the bible that she wouldn't tell.... She did... Two days later my mum called me and asked me to kneel in front of her... I got the beating of my life.... She TOLD....

hahahahahaha just reminds me of my little sis ,any small tin u do,despite threatening her,when min comes back,her voice will be louder dan a trumpet n in seconds she will upload what ever u did to mum ...







...even at 16,she is still doing it now

parrotibaba: hahahahahaha just reminds me of my little sis ,any small tin u do,despite threatening her,when min comes back,her voice will be louder dan a trumpet n in seconds she will upload what ever u did to mum ...






...even at 16,she is still doing it now

Lol! I can imagine... I call them JUDAS... And the act is simply called JUDING....

I used to kidnap people's chickens and prepare chicken pepe soup behind our compound.

I and my friends used to bet how long can you go without a Barth. I was the undisputed champion. I went three weeks without Barth.

How we used mirrors to look at women pants.

Abi na the husband and wife drama we play.?

God I miss my child hood.

i so much luv milo and bournvita.........an always on d lookout 2 finish d remaining stuffs with my tongue,i did it so teh....i almost got by tongue sliced into 2 by tin foil..............


anoda one is dt i mistakenly put a melon seed into my right ear while trying 2 use d melon seed 2 pick dirt 4rm my ear.................it took a surgical scissors in d hand of a doctor 2bring it out...........silly me

LaRoyalHighness: Lol... eyen eka mmi! abadie e?

ha, u sef na akwa ibom? mmokom o!

UjSizzle: I have no idea. Didn't think anything I did hilarious; bet my folks didn't either, else no one would have taken a cane to my backside every now and then.

My shericoco how u dey?

When i was young, i nd my siblings used to gather every white stuff we find in the new cartons (dose white things u see in cartons of refrigerator, home theater, TV nd so on, u know nah) wen my dad goes out, we will then go to the generator house nd take petrol to pour it on d white thing to make GUM, everytime my dad will complain dat d fuel is diminishing in quantity, we wont talk. d day my dad caught us ehn, u know d rest..

Abi na when me and my seven disciples go enter bush go shhit ? When we don shit finish na so we go put hand for inside yansh remove the small shit whe de inside come the test our poo one after the other just to know wetin the other person eat before that time.

God I don craze before o.

hmmmmm. One day i was nt feeling too well, so my sis took me to the hospital(Im so scared of injection,til date). D moment i saw d doc wit syringe n needle, i dashd out of his office nd started runnning, d doc n my sis were running after me, den i saw a man wit blue uniform, going into a rum holding bucket,(@ d extreme end of d hospital), i pushed the man inside d rum nd ran into d rum, i heard d doc tel my sis dat "dnt worry,she wil soon b out", i shouted @ him dat im nt coming out, i locked d door nd threw d key away smwhr inside d rum. I turned back,lo nd behold, i ws standing inside d mourtuary,wit lots of bodies, oh gawwwwd,i started crying, screaming, biting nd kicking d man to open d door for me, d man ws so confused, looking for d key inbtw d bodies i ran bak to d doc immediately d door ws opend nd ws begging him to give me fifty injections,so dat i can forget d xperience

then wen i was a kid, phcn had seized d lyt.. We lit the lantern, i was walkin by wen d rope of our speaker, made me fall on d lantern.. D inscription on the top of d lantern "made in china"... Photocopied on my belly.. Dey called me "MADE IN CHINA"..

Wow, I forgote.. I used to finish up our Glucose D I will lick up every gadem thing in container cos it's taste very sweet and cold.. Once nobody was home I was alone, I opened a fresh one and finish it up within 2hrs.. I couldnt go to school the next day..

pussypounder: I usually disturb our neighbor pressing there bell and running away, till it got faulty and i pressed it and it shocked me, i decided that not only me was going to get the electric shock so i called my short friend to press the bell, he was not able to reach it so i carried him and it shocked the both of us

lmao,dis got me cracking so bad pple around me were like wtf,i guess there was a 20%devil tucked somewhere within u backden,i mean why evils wud u carry ur short frnd just to taste d consequence of ur mischief

I would wink to the newsbroadcaster on the TV to see if she would wink back and whenever she smiles,I would tell my sisters,"that girl is smiling back at me"

kika23:
Lol! I can imagine... I call them JUDAS... And the act is simply called JUDING....

as in eh ,its kinda frustrating ,even d tiniest of details will be duly reported n there u will be,staring to d ground ,expecting d worst whilst she walks away with a packet of biscuits ...but nw n ma bros ,we d discipline her when we had d chance ...I even reported her my self when she stole 50bucks from my mum's purse den,felt like a king but gotten nothing as a reward

I had sex with our house help wen I was eight she was so darn beautiful her name was favor. Then with the neighbors house help. Pretty igbo gal She always called me when no one was around buh I noticed she was neva satisfied. Of course u know na my jhonny was still little. Which did not make me enjoy d exercise. Now they call it child molestation. Chai I want to be molested ova nd ova.

My grandfather stays 2 street away from my Mum'S shop. Every time I get back from school, I do tell my mum tht I want to poo cos my grandpa gives the 20naira every time! You need to see the major oshodi road I cross to collect #20!

I always thouht if I opened out TV I would be transported into another world

aholiab: fasting and prayers as often as they came became a dread for us as kids. but in recent times my dad had observed that the duration for breaking fast became shorter. So one day, we were to break our fast after my younger brother had pointed to the clock (12noon) only for my dad to confirm from his wristwatch that it was just 10 o clock.

Implication! my brother had been manipulating the time whenever we were to fast.

consequence! we were made to fast till 3pm with many bad belle for the guy.

Hungry kids. Your dad served you guys right that day.

ibangs: Wow! Childhood was really fun. Maybe you weren't curious enough to try find out things yourself. In my opinion i think you miss.

Sweetheart, children who aren't curious don't get plagued with canes on their backside.


Read my post again.

Prank calls. That was my calling.

I loved making prank calls. I mistakenly made a prank call to my dad once, and that was my last.

bossmini84: I always thouht if I opened out TV I would be transported into another world

I had something close. That radio presenters where always right inside the radio since our radio was big. If I open it I will see them. Childhood! SMH

pussypounder: I usually disturb our neighbor pressing there bell and running away, till it got faulty and i pressed it and it shocked me, i decided that not only me was going to get the electric shock so i called my short friend to press the bell, he was not able to reach it so i carried him and it shocked the both of us

hahahahahahahaha

This thread draws me bck reminiscing when I was a toddler.....my frnd and I,nuffn delights us more other than deflating my dad's car tires.....Meeeeehn the sound thrills us wella....I no wan remember the day dem catch us sha.....its was "world's beating day"naso I go call am

experimentist:

My shericoco how u dey?

I ate my bread with toothpaste; lots of toothpaste


I'm doing good. Trust you are too

pussypounder: I usually disturb our neighbor pressing there bell and running away, till it got faulty and i pressed it and it shocked me, i decided that not only me was going to get the electric shock so i called my short friend to press the bell, he was not able to reach it so i carried him and it shocked the both of us

HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHA
My day was tough but this made my day, made me rotfl

rattlesnake: I was never a child

An egg?

Back then when i was 11 i was also a boarder i was told by ma friends in sch that Big Brother Africa housemates usually get naked to bath when its 1am.....so when i got home, during the holliday i dont sleep @all so i cud sneak to the tv in the palour n put BBA to watch them naked.but one day i was caught by my mum...i was dumbfounded.the next day everyone heard.lol still cant forget those things when i was at the pick of ma childhood