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Re: Hilarious Names Of Nollywood Movies by Demichaels: 6:10pm On Oct 03, 2014
chibwike: Ok,this trend is now becoming unbearable. Is it that the movie producers lacks creativity in naming movies or wat... U'd see movies titles like PINGING WIDOWS, RAINING SEASON, AGEGE BREAD, MR IBU GOES TO SCHOOL and many more, i'd add more when i remember them...you can add yours.

buhari for president
Re: Hilarious Names Of Nollywood Movies by Iceking1(m): 6:14pm On Oct 03, 2014
Na wa
Re: Hilarious Names Of Nollywood Movies by yollychika(f): 6:14pm On Oct 03, 2014
I no dey even watch tv sef undecided
Re: Hilarious Names Of Nollywood Movies by clemz85(m): 6:15pm On Oct 03, 2014
since2005: [size=40pt]People still watch Nollywood Movies??[/size]

bros, na so Ur eye small reach?
Re: Hilarious Names Of Nollywood Movies by fireforfire: 6:17pm On Oct 03, 2014
joedejana: 'DIARIS GOD' disk 1; part A, part B
THE SAME MOVIE OO but different name.
"THIS THING THEY ARE DOING TO US" Disk 2; part A, part B.
grin grin grin grin grin grin

hahahahahahaha....
r u for real?? na name of movir b dis abu u just form am?
its crazy
Re: Hilarious Names Of Nollywood Movies by M4gunners: 6:19pm On Oct 03, 2014
jakiedudu: The Ninja pastor. grin
Cheiii i don die . This one cut my attention . Are you sure this is Nollywood film title?
Re: Hilarious Names Of Nollywood Movies by rightflank: 6:19pm On Oct 03, 2014
ednut1: what do u expect
lol, is this ^^^a movie title too?
Re: Hilarious Names Of Nollywood Movies by Ayomideaop(f): 6:20pm On Oct 03, 2014
I saw a movie advert today, titled Ebola
Re: Hilarious Names Of Nollywood Movies by platz(m): 6:20pm On Oct 03, 2014
rev. sister ibu. nd
vote Mr ibu for president 2015
Re: Hilarious Names Of Nollywood Movies by platz(m): 6:22pm On Oct 03, 2014
yollychika: I no dey even watch tv sef undecided
who kiaz
Re: Hilarious Names Of Nollywood Movies by benswagtt(m): 6:25pm On Oct 03, 2014
lepasharon: tear my bra
sure... I willgrin
Re: Hilarious Names Of Nollywood Movies by buchostags(m): 6:26pm On Oct 03, 2014
am nt a superfan of nollywood films but i also know some wark hollywood film names...dude where is my car, cut us some slack join d industry n tryna change it...oda dan sit on d corner n criticise
Re: Hilarious Names Of Nollywood Movies by Reference(m): 6:28pm On Oct 03, 2014
Erotex:
YOU ARE fool
U don't even believe in Nigeria #Judas

Many people ask me this question when I deride Nollywood. Honestly I love to support the performing arts industry as a great economic tool but we have got to seperate the industry from the operators and give these ignorant, uncultured, money minded charlatans a hard knock. Creative arts is open to criticism and Nollywood must ride it like a surfer to ever improve their acts.
Re: Hilarious Names Of Nollywood Movies by Reference(m): 6:34pm On Oct 03, 2014
Erotex: For those who are criticizing Nollywood
Take a look at Bollywood
Where robbers sing and dance before attack

Be satisfied with what you have
No one gonna love you, if u fail to love yourself
Appreciate your country efforts

No sir, we cannot be satisfied with what they are churning out until quality comes through. Nollywood should take the criticism in good faith and improve before their audience begin to vote with their feet. They are lucky Nigeria has a very small middle class. Once our economy takes off and more people are educated and exposed to foreign standards, the industry will crumble.
Re: Hilarious Names Of Nollywood Movies by hensben(m): 6:41pm On Oct 03, 2014
nollywood is a joke , thanks to our brother from the east....enough said!!!

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Re: Hilarious Names Of Nollywood Movies by Savigne(f): 6:48pm On Oct 03, 2014
Abbey2sam: The truth is that there are some Igbos who are bent on destroying the nigeria movie industry....


Though people like Kunle Afolayan and obi omeloyen are trying their best.

But igbos no go gree
now this is what happens when people forget that they are supposed to think with their brains and not their a$$es

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Re: Hilarious Names Of Nollywood Movies by Abbey2sam(m): 6:49pm On Oct 03, 2014
Savigne: now this is what happens when people forget that they are supposed to think with their brains and not their a$$es

the truth is bitter
Re: Hilarious Names Of Nollywood Movies by iluvmoscow(m): 6:51pm On Oct 03, 2014
Suck my breasst

The world cup is missing

Legend of the seeker
Re: Hilarious Names Of Nollywood Movies by henchamb(m): 6:51pm On Oct 03, 2014
Abbey2sam: The truth is that there are some Igbos who are bent on destroying the nigeria movie industry....


Though people like Kunle Afolayan and obi omeloyen are trying their best.

But igbos no go gree

Most stupi.d comment i hv seen in my 2 yrs as a nairalander,

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Re: Hilarious Names Of Nollywood Movies by Reference(m): 6:52pm On Oct 03, 2014
The truth is that Nollywood meteoric rise from the late 80's coincided with declining standards in Nigeria across board - education, enlightenment, morals, industry and creativity. It came about as a result of the backlash to anything western as a result of the widening gap between Nigeria and the rest of the world. As we fell away we found succour in home grown entertainment. The worsening economy that has led to massive rural - urban drift has further boosted sales with a lot of patrons unable to recognize the need for excellence in creativity.

But this will not go on in perpetuity. Even Bollywood is evolving. Nollywood must evolve also or risk it all.
Re: Hilarious Names Of Nollywood Movies by TundeCole(m): 6:53pm On Oct 03, 2014
Shalome: Spartacus...the guy be arm robber for the film

Chisos!!!!
Re: Hilarious Names Of Nollywood Movies by obomobo: 6:55pm On Oct 03, 2014
olumide00: Ponmo ijebu
hahaha cnt stop laffin @ d title. Wetin dew wan use ponmo ijebu do, na film 2 watch out
Re: Hilarious Names Of Nollywood Movies by henchamb(m): 6:55pm On Oct 03, 2014
since2005: [size=40pt]People still watch Nollywood Movies??[/size]

Oh yes millions of Nigerians and non Nigerians still do. Oya go and do the oshiomhole needful.
Re: Hilarious Names Of Nollywood Movies by Nuezha(m): 6:55pm On Oct 03, 2014
urhoboman: i stopped since2005

I stopped in 1997. Now it's a serious challenge coping with my wife since 2009.

It's just a recipe for obesity
Re: Hilarious Names Of Nollywood Movies by Abbey2sam(m): 6:56pm On Oct 03, 2014
henchamb:

Most stupi.d comment i hv seen in my 2 yrs as a nairalander,

obviously the truth.......

Your Igbo brothers be mumuing their selves Iin the name of acting a movie...........


how can we move forward in nollywood? When Igbo is synonymous to "fake" anything substandard, you gat to think of the igbos


anu pama
Re: Hilarious Names Of Nollywood Movies by Reference(m): 6:59pm On Oct 03, 2014
Nuezha:

I stopped in 1997. Now it's a serious challenge coping with my wife since 2009.

It's just a recipe for obesity


And ignorance. It is mentally dibilitating. Most addicts jump on the same mental escalator downwards. The first casualty is written and spoken english. So keep your kids away from the stuff.
Re: Hilarious Names Of Nollywood Movies by debosola(f): 7:05pm On Oct 03, 2014
Saw this today

Re: Hilarious Names Of Nollywood Movies by Jhulyan(m): 7:07pm On Oct 03, 2014
Chibok Girls part 1/2
The Return Of Chibok Girls part 3/4
Re: Hilarious Names Of Nollywood Movies by mackween: 7:09pm On Oct 03, 2014
Tha annoying repetitive titles like:' Veronica the Native girl', then another ,' Nneka the Village Girl, then another 'Ada the Blind Cripple'.....haba such uninspiring titles. I just flip through all the African Magic channels like rocket..... angry grin

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