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Re: Hilarious Names Of Nollywood Movies by rellawyt(f): 1:54am On Oct 04, 2014
Lesbian boy! Oga at the top! Wash and wear!
Re: Hilarious Names Of Nollywood Movies by slickyb(f): 2:14am On Oct 04, 2014
asin ehn...d names been given to Nigerian movies dis ways disgust do he'll outta me...hehe
Re: Hilarious Names Of Nollywood Movies by slickyb(f): 2:26am On Oct 04, 2014
urhoboman: i stopped since2005
lmao @ur signature
Re: Hilarious Names Of Nollywood Movies by Nobody: 2:52am On Oct 04, 2014
slickyb:
lmao @ur signature
smiley
Re: Hilarious Names Of Nollywood Movies by bejeria101(m): 5:56am On Oct 04, 2014
Weeping moon? Wetin nah,moon dey weep again,next it would be thinking sun i tire for them lol

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Re: Hilarious Names Of Nollywood Movies by kingvicking(m): 6:49am On Oct 04, 2014
chibwike: Ok,this trend is now becoming unbearable. Is it that the movie producers lacks creativity in naming movies or wat... U'd see movies titles like PINGING WIDOWS, RAINING SEASON, AGEGE BREAD, MR IBU GOES TO SCHOOL and many more, i'd add more when i remember them...you can add yours.

You neva hear about these Yoruba films?
* Aje Ni Iya re (your mom is a witch)
* Omo Iya Aje (child of a witch)
* Efo Arugbo
* Ewure Iya Oshogbo
* Ologbo iya agba

If you come across any film with such title, you should know it has to do with witches

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Re: Hilarious Names Of Nollywood Movies by Nobody: 7:09am On Oct 04, 2014
I don't do nollywood but that doesn't depict d fact of some nollywood movie titles I have seen like 'a hand in my pant' 'just in case' twitter babes' 'invisible spirit' WTF who doesn't knw sprirts re invisible.
Re: Hilarious Names Of Nollywood Movies by Newkidoo(m): 7:11am On Oct 04, 2014
mcino:
What if my passion is money? You go dey follow passion, dey form too much sense while the people wey you dey criticise don creatively look into Nigerian market come confirm say na those kind movies dey move market, because say Nigeria na mostly illiterates and semi-illiterates fool am. Those peeps you prescribe to be removed are talented hustlers, whose nose are always right on the jar. They are making their money, while you area here hating
Now i really pity my generation when i c foolish comments like this... Not everything is money.. If only u could c that.. God bless nigeria
Re: Hilarious Names Of Nollywood Movies by kazmanbanjoko(m): 7:14am On Oct 04, 2014
Jonathan the shoe maker undecided

Adobi the village girl angry

igbo irunmole

Police man wahala embarassed

cry i just keep shedding tears wen i see dos names. Awon oniranu undecided

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Re: Hilarious Names Of Nollywood Movies by babygifty(f): 7:26am On Oct 04, 2014
Missing school girls, mr n mrs ibu,
Re: Hilarious Names Of Nollywood Movies by Nobody: 7:32am On Oct 04, 2014
lusciouslex: I thank God for the directors of 'Tinsel' and "Jacobs Cross". I've a question: is it that there are no young actors within the industry or in various theatre arts departments across the nation, that an old man like Jim Iyke with his fake American ascent is still acting campus movies?
Bros ask me o. That guy is d worse actor I hav ever seen. He is so fake.

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Re: Hilarious Names Of Nollywood Movies by adet991(f): 7:34am On Oct 04, 2014
Abacha lori google.
Re: Hilarious Names Of Nollywood Movies by Ifebazz(m): 7:37am On Oct 04, 2014
It goes in tandem with names of churches these days, especially with the 'aka' syndrome in vogue now. Church of son of God International Incorporated (a.k.a. The temple of healing prayer by force and killing enemies).
Re: Hilarious Names Of Nollywood Movies by wildikeman(m): 7:41am On Oct 04, 2014
nnekamezor: Jst lik dis one Papa Ndi Guy.... No head or tail.... Story line Pure rubbish
and you finished watching it?
Re: Hilarious Names Of Nollywood Movies by Ifebazz(m): 7:41am On Oct 04, 2014
Newkidoo:
Now i really pity my generation when i c foolish comments like this... Not everything is money.. If only u could c that.. God bless nigeria
Yeah, you are both correct. Market survey, and I really pity Nigeria too.
Re: Hilarious Names Of Nollywood Movies by wildikeman(m): 7:43am On Oct 04, 2014
January27: Dragon lord- thats Nigerian merlin
don't mind if I asked a silly question? How was the dragon?
Re: Hilarious Names Of Nollywood Movies by wildikeman(m): 7:45am On Oct 04, 2014
DikSin: *Disgrace of the gods cheesy
*Ifa vs google grin
*Bread of Life tongue
*Story of My Life
*My Life Story
*The Story of My Life grin
*BomBoy
*Tom and Jerry
*Cat and Dog
*Ben. Ten
*Abuja Connection
*Hard Guy
*Yogo Pam-Pam
*Husband Snatcher
*Skirt Hunter
*Palmwine Tapper
*B@@by Tapper
*Wicked Mother-in-Law
*Their Is God O!
*My Oga @ d Top
Etc etc
you forgot one...Jet li came here and acted Juliet must die!
Re: Hilarious Names Of Nollywood Movies by wildikeman(m): 7:47am On Oct 04, 2014
chinex276: Saw these recently...
Rev.sister Ibu, i almost shed tears.
The missing girls... Wtf
ebola doctors... Lyk seriously?
Chisom, the rice seller..b4 na agidi she go dey sell?
.

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Note dat i didnt boda 2 watch any of diz craps, i saw the posters in a shop opposite me.
and took a pen to write down dia names ba! Do you have african magic
Re: Hilarious Names Of Nollywood Movies by sylve11: 7:50am On Oct 04, 2014
Mrstan:


Nope... Its not!!! Sily question...

now, the question i asked and urself, who or which is more sillier? cool
Re: Hilarious Names Of Nollywood Movies by DikSin(m): 7:51am On Oct 04, 2014
wildikeman: you forgot one...Jet li came here and acted Juliet must die!
grincheesy
Re: Hilarious Names Of Nollywood Movies by wildikeman(m): 7:54am On Oct 04, 2014
Shalome: Spartacus...the guy be arm robber for the film
most of this crap are done by illiterate igbo men oo...sleep with small small girls and shoot a movie under two weeks and more over this movie makers and producers are also marketers and control the Annoying cable tv called African magic.

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Re: Hilarious Names Of Nollywood Movies by Nobody: 7:57am On Oct 04, 2014
[quote author=wildikeman] and you finished watching it?[/quote used it to pass tym oo
Re: Hilarious Names Of Nollywood Movies by wildikeman(m): 7:58am On Oct 04, 2014
Newkidoo: There are some souls in nigeria that dont just like anything improvement.. All they think abt is money... If only those people could be found and remove partially from d face of d earth (hidden somwhere for years).. This now rest on the youths and the children.. Most especially the youths.. Let's follow our passion and not following money... Look at kunle afolayan as an example.. This guy is really trying and i pray his hardwork pays at d long run where we see great directors springing up to give us great films... We have creative directors but d situation of d industry has made them to join d bandwagon.. If only they could change and stand out.. Let nollywood be great.. It starts with me, it starts with you.. I c myself making some changes to nollywood IJN... I just believe so
it starts with the name...change it...leave out the wood please.
Re: Hilarious Names Of Nollywood Movies by somcherry(f): 8:01am On Oct 04, 2014
One tin I know is that both hollywood and bollywood started frm sumwhere. They didn't become wot they are today in a twinkle of an eye.
I believe nollywood is still developing and won't remain this way forever smiley
Re: Hilarious Names Of Nollywood Movies by wildikeman(m): 8:02am On Oct 04, 2014
audacious: Seeing is believing.....
I'm seeing it but ...well its nollywood...and see the actors that hope to act alongside brad pit in the nearest future. angry
audacious: Seeing is believing.....
I'm seeing it but ...well its nollywood...and see the actors that hope to act alongside brad pit in the nearest future.
Re: Hilarious Names Of Nollywood Movies by wildikeman(m): 8:04am On Oct 04, 2014
shalomtemmy: ebola versus malaria...very annoying
u can just imagine...what illiteracy is doing to Nigerians.
Re: Hilarious Names Of Nollywood Movies by wildikeman(m): 8:08am On Oct 04, 2014
Erotex: For those who are criticizing Nollywood
Take a look at Bollywood
Where robbers sing and dance before attack

Be satisfied with what you have
No one gonna love you, if u fail to love yourself
Appreciate your country efforts
india since time memorial have been singing in dia bloody movies... At least we can watch them that's dia style...urs suck assssss? No body likes it overseas.
Re: Hilarious Names Of Nollywood Movies by sonyc00(m): 8:17am On Oct 04, 2014
Room service part 1 and 2,After the service part 3
Re: Hilarious Names Of Nollywood Movies by joshuaidibia(m): 8:17am On Oct 04, 2014
lepasharon: tear my bra
I go tear am oO!!! lol.
Re: Hilarious Names Of Nollywood Movies by Newkidoo(m): 8:24am On Oct 04, 2014
wildikeman: it starts with the name...change it...leave out the wood please.
I dont c anytin wrong with d name...!!! Nollywood or nigeria movie industry.. There is no difference if the same set of moneymaking runts are still there... First, we need to change our ideologies about movie.. As movie is for entertainment, it is also a powerful tool for changing d society.. It is hightime we saw producers ready to spend millions of naira on movie because they are sure of recovery.. Movie directors shouldnt be burdened with the stress of sourcing for funds for their movie.. If cinema houses could be opened in most parts of d country.. Where even d poor could get to watch good films in the cinema house near them with reasonable amount of money they could afford... We need people who could stand up and change the prospects of things in nollywood.. I believe the change is near.. We are already seeing directors ready to give it all for their movie.. I duff my cap for Mr. Kunle afolayan.. He has being trying.. If only we could c more ppl like him.. Nigeria is getting there..
Re: Hilarious Names Of Nollywood Movies by Newkidoo(m): 8:26am On Oct 04, 2014
somcherry: One tin I know is that both hollywood and bollywood started frm sumwhere. They didn't become wot they are today in a twinkle of an eye.
I believe nollywood is still developing and won't remain this way forever smiley
Infact i c nollywood changing very soon... I really believe great directors and actors with passion are rising up...

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