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| Any Funny Or Interesting Experience In Today's Service? Come In And Share by farano(f): 12:45pm On Oct 05, 2014 |
Here's mine. Towards the end of the service, the man of God said 20 ladies should come out and receive special blessing. Mehn come see race for inside church  . We were more than 100 that came out o. Then after the prayer, he told some ladies to go back to their seats and selected few of us. I started wondering, "what's this man up to"?Sharply, He brought out books written by him and CDs produced by him and told us to go round the church and sell them  You can't say no now after receiving blessing from him . We did just what he said. Chai! I almost stumbled in the church today...Which kind new style be this one?94 Likes 8 Shares |
| Re: Any Funny Or Interesting Experience In Today's Service? Come In And Share by chibwike(m): 12:56pm On Oct 05, 2014 |
i did not go to church today 12 Likes |
| Re: Any Funny Or Interesting Experience In Today's Service? Come In And Share by Nobody: 12:58pm On Oct 05, 2014 |
Farano which church? Wait let me remember April, 2008 Pastor said all the single ladies come out to the altar for prayers... Battalion of pretty and non pretty ones flooded like ants. Then he said all the single men come out.... They also did.. All of them stood there gazing and "eyeing" one sister or the other and expecting a session of hot prayers to start, when the pastor looked.. and looked... and looked.... and out of anger said "infact, ushers ensure that no man here leaves without a woman!!!!  also make sure every woman should select one man here and befriend!!! How will we have fine women in this church and these men will still marry outside." Commotion ensured and Two sisters in the choir ran and grabbed brother taiwo who previously gave a testimony of acquiring a brand new duplex in an estate in lekki...  264 Likes 25 Shares |
| Re: Any Funny Or Interesting Experience In Today's Service? Come In And Share by farano(f): 1:00pm On Oct 05, 2014 |
chibwike:You can still make it in the evening now 3 Likes 1 Share |
| Re: Any Funny Or Interesting Experience In Today's Service? Come In And Share by farano(f): 1:03pm On Oct 05, 2014 |
krall:Lol I won't tell you 2 Likes 2 Shares |
| Re: Any Funny Or Interesting Experience In Today's Service? Come In And Share by chibwike(m): 1:05pm On Oct 05, 2014 |
farano:yeah., evening mass, i'd try...can we share oda experiences apart 4rm today's own 1 Like |
| Re: Any Funny Or Interesting Experience In Today's Service? Come In And Share by farano(f): 1:09pm On Oct 05, 2014 |
chibwike:lol ok |
| Re: Any Funny Or Interesting Experience In Today's Service? Come In And Share by Nobody: 1:22pm On Oct 05, 2014 |
This couple did thanksgiving today in church - the wedding was yesterday. The pastor said, if you don't want this year to pass you by...come forward. ...mehn, both male/female...every1 started adjusting/wearing their shoes well to take off to the altar. No one wanted to be the first to get there(altar)- to avoid looking desperate... Then the MOG said - come with a seed offering to challenge God. I actually saw some people sit back  70 Likes 5 Shares |
| Re: Any Funny Or Interesting Experience In Today's Service? Come In And Share by Nobody: 1:40pm On Oct 05, 2014 |
Kachisbarbie: 5 Likes |
| Re: Any Funny Or Interesting Experience In Today's Service? Come In And Share by Beehshorp(m): 2:03pm On Oct 05, 2014 |
our choir was superb toda so during gospel acclamation they sang "alleluia to the lord God ominipotent reigneth " then at the end the preist was like " there is no word like ominipotent but omnipotent" and d congregation was like boo boo to the choir 30 Likes |
| Re: Any Funny Or Interesting Experience In Today's Service? Come In And Share by holyboss: 2:03pm On Oct 05, 2014 |
Guess what I didn't go To church 5 Likes
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| Re: Any Funny Or Interesting Experience In Today's Service? Come In And Share by justi4jesu(f): 2:03pm On Oct 05, 2014 |
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| Re: Any Funny Or Interesting Experience In Today's Service? Come In And Share by bist: 2:03pm On Oct 05, 2014 |
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| Re: Any Funny Or Interesting Experience In Today's Service? Come In And Share by Acidosis(m): 2:03pm On Oct 05, 2014 |
May God punish all those involve in Ministerial work because of money. 15 Likes 1 Share |
| Re: Any Funny Or Interesting Experience In Today's Service? Come In And Share by otijah(m): 2:04pm On Oct 05, 2014 |
today man of God vex say he will collect the offering in his palm so he can identify those with 10 and 20 naira offering, o boy u need to come see confusion for church, all those guys with 20 and 50 naira just dey confuse, cause e don tey wey d man dey complain about that kind of ofering to God. People just dey run outside as ofering time reach even me 51 Likes 3 Shares |
| Re: Any Funny Or Interesting Experience In Today's Service? Come In And Share by CharlieMaria(m): 2:04pm On Oct 05, 2014 |
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| Re: Any Funny Or Interesting Experience In Today's Service? Come In And Share by SlyIg(f): 2:04pm On Oct 05, 2014 |
Yea ... A new priest celebrated mass for us at the Unizik Sub chapter of NFCS in Ifite, Awka. Today is actually his first day of celebrating mass as our new chaplain. Unlike other priests who will preach for close to one hour, this new priest sermon was just clear and brief. He finished preaching and went back to d altar, students were shocked and they started murmuring cos that was really fast. He didn't even mention indecent dressing and fornication amongst students and he was done with his preaching  ? Wow ... Students will really like this new priest.27 Likes 2 Shares |
| Re: Any Funny Or Interesting Experience In Today's Service? Come In And Share by kolidave: 2:04pm On Oct 05, 2014 |
Hmmm. I never finish service. Make I finish service come back con comment. I dey come oooo,you hear Wait ooooo!!!! Modified... The interesting thing is they shared rice in my church today and I ate one with 2 meat.....  no need to worry bout lunch. #DancingShoki19 Likes |
| Re: Any Funny Or Interesting Experience In Today's Service? Come In And Share by Samiceman: 2:04pm On Oct 05, 2014 |
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| Re: Any Funny Or Interesting Experience In Today's Service? Come In And Share by ayusco85(m): 2:05pm On Oct 05, 2014 |
This what happened in church today......... 22 Likes 2 Shares
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| Re: Any Funny Or Interesting Experience In Today's Service? Come In And Share by naughtylagosguy(m): 2:05pm On Oct 05, 2014 |
Farano don turn marketer for church lol. Special blessing indeed. 5 Likes |
| Re: Any Funny Or Interesting Experience In Today's Service? Come In And Share by Smartlux(m): 2:05pm On Oct 05, 2014 |
i no go sef ? |
| Re: Any Funny Or Interesting Experience In Today's Service? Come In And Share by vicot(m): 2:05pm On Oct 05, 2014 |
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| Re: Any Funny Or Interesting Experience In Today's Service? Come In And Share by alberto2k(m): 2:05pm On Oct 05, 2014 |
One lady from the choir was staring at me from time to time Maybe her favourite colour is blue, cuz I was in all blue everything I hate chelshiiit tho! 1 Like |
| Re: Any Funny Or Interesting Experience In Today's Service? Come In And Share by OmichaelO: 2:06pm On Oct 05, 2014 |
DIDN'T GO |
| Re: Any Funny Or Interesting Experience In Today's Service? Come In And Share by saxwizard(m): 2:06pm On Oct 05, 2014 |
Lolzzz everything in life is all abt strategy New business strategy He must be a few thousands richer today Ona kan o woja 2 Likes |
| Re: Any Funny Or Interesting Experience In Today's Service? Come In And Share by chibwike(m): 2:06pm On Oct 05, 2014 |
farano:wud do dat soon, since it has made FP |
| Re: Any Funny Or Interesting Experience In Today's Service? Come In And Share by Piloeternity(m): 2:07pm On Oct 05, 2014 |
I didn't go to church |
| Re: Any Funny Or Interesting Experience In Today's Service? Come In And Share by nora544: 2:07pm On Oct 05, 2014 |
farano: I feel that the time is hard at the moment for nigerian pastors and they look for new ways to make money but the people start to open their eyes and for this it is not to late. 2 Likes |
| Re: Any Funny Or Interesting Experience In Today's Service? Come In And Share by strawgirl(f): 2:07pm On Oct 05, 2014 |
Interesting? The word of God came powerfully. The devil is in troouble. 1 Like |
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