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Re: Any Funny Or Interesting Experience In Today's Service? Come In And Share by lomprico(m): 2:35pm On Oct 05, 2014
farano:
Here's mine. Towards the end of the service, the man of God said 20 ladies should come out and receive special blessing. Mehn come see race for inside church grin. We were more than 100 that came out o. Then after the prayer, he told some ladies to go back to their seats and selected few of us. I started wondering, "what's this man up to"?

Sharply, He brought out books written by him and CDs produced by him and told us to go round the church and sell them shocked You can't say no now after receiving blessing from him grin. We did just what he said. Chai! I almost stumbled in the church today...Which kind new style be this one?
SLAVE MENTALITY!
Re: Any Funny Or Interesting Experience In Today's Service? Come In And Share by fadjnr(m): 2:37pm On Oct 05, 2014
just this one

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Re: Any Funny Or Interesting Experience In Today's Service? Come In And Share by Mintayo(m): 2:37pm On Oct 05, 2014
Acidosis:
May God punish all those involve in Ministerial work because of money. cool
amen brother, amen!

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Re: Any Funny Or Interesting Experience In Today's Service? Come In And Share by Saraha1(f): 2:39pm On Oct 05, 2014
koyyes:
So nobody can talk about what they learnt, all that was interesting to you has nothing to do with the bible?- wonderful!!!
What do you expect? Most people go to church for going sake. Some go to showcase their new wears being the first sunday of the month.
May God help us.
Re: Any Funny Or Interesting Experience In Today's Service? Come In And Share by kinso04(m): 2:39pm On Oct 05, 2014
I did nt go to church bt I followed d live service broadcast, bt wen it was time for offering dough, my cash was still wif me bt no wia to put it, dunno wah to do, pls I need ur advice cryI did nt go to church bt I followed d live service broadcast, bt wen it was time for offering dough, my cash was still wif me bt no wia to put it, dunno wah to do, pls I need ur advice
Re: Any Funny Or Interesting Experience In Today's Service? Come In And Share by Nobody: 2:46pm On Oct 05, 2014
alberto2k:
One lady from the choir was staring at me from time to time

Maybe her favourite colour is blue, cuz I was in all blue everything

I hate chelshiiit tho!



She was looking at you like, are you crazy?!!!! grin

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Re: Any Funny Or Interesting Experience In Today's Service? Come In And Share by Princeadebayo1(m): 2:47pm On Oct 05, 2014
farano:
Here's mine. Towards the end of the service, the man of God said 20 ladies should come out and receive special blessing. Mehn come see race for inside church grin. We were more than 100 that came out o. Then after the prayer, he told some ladies to go back to their seats and selected few of us. I started wondering, "what's this man up to"?

Sharply, He brought out books written by him and CDs produced by him and told us to go round the church and sell them shocked You can't say no now after receiving blessing from him grin. We did just what he said. Chai! I almost stumbled in the church today...Which kind new style be this one?
Choi....,I gbadun ur pastor o shocked



Here is mine:

I was welcomed back home from school for the short salah break today so everyone said they havnt seen me dance before so i was called to dance alone to the front of the church while drummer and the choir gave me the melody....I later danced anyway and i have received many good compliments about how I danced.


Now I know I can dance smiley


Happy Sunday All!!!

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Re: Any Funny Or Interesting Experience In Today's Service? Come In And Share by dam007(m): 2:52pm On Oct 05, 2014
kinso04:
I did nt go to church bt I followed d live service broadcast, bt wen it was time for offering dough, my cash was still wif me bt no wia to put it, dunno wah to do, pls I need ur advice cryI did nt go to church bt I followed d live service broadcast, bt wen it was time for offering dough, my cash was still wif me bt no wia to put it, dunno wah to do, pls I need ur advice
Re: Any Funny Or Interesting Experience In Today's Service? Come In And Share by IamDanto7(m): 2:54pm On Oct 05, 2014
qinbeauty:
grin
Can't stop laughing grin
qinbeauty:
grin
Can't stop laughing
Re: Any Funny Or Interesting Experience In Today's Service? Come In And Share by akagaba(f): 2:54pm On Oct 05, 2014
The October Global communion serviice with Pst Chris is just few hours away!! Pls hook on to NTA station for Live streaming or walk into any Christ Embassy church for full participation! Its alwas a moment of inspiration and joy unspeakable!! There is something awesome for u ths month!! See u there! God bless u! I love all! Bye
Re: Any Funny Or Interesting Experience In Today's Service? Come In And Share by dam007(m): 2:55pm On Oct 05, 2014
kinso04:
I did nt go to church bt I followed d live service broadcast, bt wen it was time for offering dough, my cash was still wif me bt no wia to put it, dunno wah to do, pls I need ur advice cryI did nt go to church bt I followed d live service broadcast, bt wen it was time for offering dough, my cash was still wif me bt no wia to put it, dunno wah to do, pls I need ur advice
each time you want to "offer your dough" put it somewhere safe, two three services, put it together, whenevr you got to church drop it all or better still when the dough is substantial enough, call your chrch or get the church account number online the forward the "dough" #to thyself, be true!!! Don't save and boRrow from it later cool

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Re: Any Funny Or Interesting Experience In Today's Service? Come In And Share by SlyIg(f): 2:56pm On Oct 05, 2014
3coins:

Catholic priests dont preach for up to an hour.
My dear, our own is another thing entirely. It bores me so much.
And all they preach for us is indecent dressing, immoral sins and all that.
You'll be wondering why a priest should be preaching for that long.
Re: Any Funny Or Interesting Experience In Today's Service? Come In And Share by SlyIg(f): 2:57pm On Oct 05, 2014
Ezennaemeka1:

ma'am do you mean Perm site sub chapter ? if yes, I thought mass ceases to be celebrated there once students are on recession.

Not inside school sha but St. Anthony sub chapter in Ifite.
There's no mass inside school until school resumes.
Re: Any Funny Or Interesting Experience In Today's Service? Come In And Share by Janetozi(f): 3:08pm On Oct 05, 2014
otijah:
today man of God vex say he will collect the offering in his palm so he can identify those with 10 and 20 naira offering, o boy u need to come see confusion for church, all those guys with 20 and 50 naira just dey confuse, cause e don tey wey d man dey complain about that kind of ofering to God. People just dey run outside as ofering time reach even me
what kind of embarrassment is that, if i were one of the members, that would be my last time of attending that church.

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Re: Any Funny Or Interesting Experience In Today's Service? Come In And Share by AdeniyiA(m): 3:13pm On Oct 05, 2014
Acidosis:
May God punish all those involve in Ministerial work because of money. cool
mellow down bro, no vex abeg. do
Re: Any Funny Or Interesting Experience In Today's Service? Come In And Share by samlog(m): 3:14pm On Oct 05, 2014
Service was full of thanksgiving. It our youth thanksgiving with child dedication (twin)..
Omo come see dance and prayer ...
Re: Any Funny Or Interesting Experience In Today's Service? Come In And Share by sch(m): 3:14pm On Oct 05, 2014
The Pastor called me after service and asked me this question..who is the woman in your life? I replied none..he smiled and just walk pass me, thinking I lied.

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Re: Any Funny Or Interesting Experience In Today's Service? Come In And Share by kellysam(m): 3:17pm On Oct 05, 2014
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Re: Any Funny Or Interesting Experience In Today's Service? Come In And Share by AdeniyiA(m): 3:20pm On Oct 05, 2014
kinso04:
I did nt go to church bt I followed d live service broadcast, bt wen it was time for offering dough, my cash was still wif me bt no wia to put it, dunno wah to do, pls I need ur advice :'
are you sure your mind drop the offering?, if yes, then next time just get a cello tape and paste the money on the TV, let it remain there for about 7mins and you shall come for testimonies.
thank me later...cool

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Re: Any Funny Or Interesting Experience In Today's Service? Come In And Share by Lennylinconlee(m): 3:20pm On Oct 05, 2014
Mine was abit funny
Its beem long have been to my church...but not intentional, its all bcus I was not around the state.. Bcus of Holiday and I decided to go to my hood church today .on getting.........Normal tin a lot have change, small girls of then have grown up and pee are doing fine...New pastor and many other tinx new.
A lady I have crush for then........I saw her with a man wearing same cloth on my investigation I hrd she is married.
Sincerely I was welcome by my hold friend....they were so happy seeing me and going great

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Re: Any Funny Or Interesting Experience In Today's Service? Come In And Share by Mickey7(m): 3:21pm On Oct 05, 2014
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Re: Any Funny Or Interesting Experience In Today's Service? Come In And Share by IYANGBALI: 3:21pm On Oct 05, 2014
My own be say I mess 3 times during the service and nobody knew it was me,I pity the people that sat near me,no be my fault,na nature,pastors too dey mess for altar.

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Re: Any Funny Or Interesting Experience In Today's Service? Come In And Share by Enahi(f): 3:22pm On Oct 05, 2014
The guy that sat close to me was breathing like a fish,very disgusting and irritating.

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Re: Any Funny Or Interesting Experience In Today's Service? Come In And Share by prowlG: 3:23pm On Oct 05, 2014
Not today sha, as d pastor was saying the closing speech then two brothers stood up and started fighting one accusing the other for taking his phone shouting "pastor must hear this, you are a thief " then the ushers started separating them and begging them, pls stop fighting we are inside the church, they wouldn't listen. The whole church was shocked imagining what kind of thing is this inside the church. Pastor just stood still watching, then another brother just came and said brother this, but u gave me ur phone this morning to keep for u. Then their leader just came out and said this is the drama group, we are only trying to announce our special program coming up next week.

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Re: Any Funny Or Interesting Experience In Today's Service? Come In And Share by daxon001(m): 3:23pm On Oct 05, 2014
Shebi it is written,in d presence of God,there's fullness of joy.come n see how ppl were frowning cos of foodgrin.i'll explain.we just finished d service around 2pm and we were told 2 sit bak 4 refreshment.we'v had a long service.come see as men were awaiting rice,their mouths watering,their heads turning 360 degrees looking 4 d ushers.ushers were bringing food and all of a sudden dey carried d food past us and went 2d bak.come see reactions.it was like dey wanted 2 enta d ground.grin.it was quite amusing.i myself didn't food.i just as a big boy left there and set off 4 d match.things u'll see in churches dese days ehn......

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Re: Any Funny Or Interesting Experience In Today's Service? Come In And Share by Sanmix2007(m): 3:25pm On Oct 05, 2014
nothing much in church today but a guy sang a delta songs n it was very interesting
Re: Any Funny Or Interesting Experience In Today's Service? Come In And Share by Lennylinconlee(m): 3:25pm On Oct 05, 2014
This Man won chop Microphone.
Imagine you are the next person to handle the microphone...
Re: Any Funny Or Interesting Experience In Today's Service? Come In And Share by Tarokboy: 3:26pm On Oct 05, 2014
Today was Harvest
Harvest of one of the groups(meanwhile other groups have done or will soon do theirs and it will follow the pattern below)

Check out order of offering:

Tithers
General offering
Synod offering
Group 1 offering
Children's offering
Women's offering
Men's offering
other group offering
Clergymen offering
General Harvest offering
Contribution for a member offering

Reverend said 75% of the Bible is all about giving.

I do not have issues with the above as no one put a gun to my head to give but PLEASE SUMMARIZE OUR GOING FORWARD.
Re: Any Funny Or Interesting Experience In Today's Service? Come In And Share by Nobody: 3:33pm On Oct 05, 2014
grin
a old lady that farted loudly grin

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