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Re: Any Funny Or Interesting Experience In Today's Service? Come In And Share by IYANGBALI: 4:47pm On Oct 05, 2014 |
Emmysteve:you never hear say some people dey look for mess to mess?abeg leave me jo |
Re: Any Funny Or Interesting Experience In Today's Service? Come In And Share by FranckJay: 4:48pm On Oct 05, 2014 |
I kept N20 in offering box. Bow down your heads let's pray. In Jesus name .AMEN. Father forgive me!!! 1 Like |
Re: Any Funny Or Interesting Experience In Today's Service? Come In And Share by kilokeys(m): 4:48pm On Oct 05, 2014 |
witnessed a 1million naira donation.. broke ass niggaaz grmbling i shall get there o 1 Like |
Re: Any Funny Or Interesting Experience In Today's Service? Come In And Share by nickz(m): 4:48pm On Oct 05, 2014 |
Superstar007:hehehehehhehehehehehe you have buy market |
Re: Any Funny Or Interesting Experience In Today's Service? Come In And Share by Homguy(m): 4:50pm On Oct 05, 2014 |
Beehshorp:damn! That was cruel!!! |
Re: Any Funny Or Interesting Experience In Today's Service? Come In And Share by Nobody: 4:51pm On Oct 05, 2014 |
farano: lol na only u waka for church o |
Re: Any Funny Or Interesting Experience In Today's Service? Come In And Share by Nobody: 4:53pm On Oct 05, 2014 |
farano:im sure many were thinking to themselves, today na today God is going to bless me with a husband! 2 Likes |
Re: Any Funny Or Interesting Experience In Today's Service? Come In And Share by victorazy(m): 4:54pm On Oct 05, 2014 |
Look at them yabbing church and they call themselves christians! I pity una generation f00ls 1 Like |
Re: Any Funny Or Interesting Experience In Today's Service? Come In And Share by Nobody: 5:02pm On Oct 05, 2014 |
D praise n worship ws lik a bday party....mak I pause here for nw |
Re: Any Funny Or Interesting Experience In Today's Service? Come In And Share by Drkul(f): 5:03pm On Oct 05, 2014 |
Where them sis like me wey they enter toilet time for offering cos them no sabi dance. Na so I wan enter toilet today during offering But them lock all toilets today, come see me see dance I never knew I could dance o |
Re: Any Funny Or Interesting Experience In Today's Service? Come In And Share by Nobody: 5:04pm On Oct 05, 2014 |
victorazy:Even Jesus cleansed d temple. Quit displaying ur ignorance 2 Likes |
Re: Any Funny Or Interesting Experience In Today's Service? Come In And Share by Epathra(f): 5:09pm On Oct 05, 2014 |
kolidave:No vex Oº°˚˚°ºo. Buh shey nah cele u D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣ go? |
Re: Any Funny Or Interesting Experience In Today's Service? Come In And Share by samieland(m): 5:09pm On Oct 05, 2014 |
The difference which was an experience to behold was a dress code that has a touch of green.It was colourful.I mean the ladies I use to admire in church almost arouse me with boobies dancing in their either white or green top.#celebratingnaija. |
Re: Any Funny Or Interesting Experience In Today's Service? Come In And Share by Nwogbe: 5:12pm On Oct 05, 2014 |
otijah:Can't just stop laughing meehnn |
Re: Any Funny Or Interesting Experience In Today's Service? Come In And Share by Nwogbe: 5:13pm On Oct 05, 2014 |
otijah:Can't just stop laughing meehnn wetin dy pursue u? |
Re: Any Funny Or Interesting Experience In Today's Service? Come In And Share by Hollyb(f): 5:13pm On Oct 05, 2014 |
Hishuula:Lols this got me laughing uncontrollably |
Re: Any Funny Or Interesting Experience In Today's Service? Come In And Share by Amuga(f): 5:13pm On Oct 05, 2014 |
[quote author=MNDY post=26885825]This happens everyday in church! The pastor's countenance is that type that hardly smiles and you find hard to differentiate between whether he is angry or happy! He usually bashes the tithe defaulters strongly whenever it is time! Calling them cheats & thieves in an Igala phrase that is extreme and very very derogatory - "Obala Degwu." Hilarious in each occurence but very disrespectful! Some of the defaulters take it lightly, others don't! He on the other hand is very serious about it![/quote] Obala degwu je li, Lmao. No one should be cajole or force to pay tithe |
Re: Any Funny Or Interesting Experience In Today's Service? Come In And Share by kika23(f): 5:14pm On Oct 05, 2014 |
spanzed:I was exhausted from yesterday... At my Muslim friend's place.... Did stuff I ain't never done before... And then I was so tiiiiirrreeeedddd. And I woke up realllllllly late..... |
Re: Any Funny Or Interesting Experience In Today's Service? Come In And Share by otijah(m): 5:17pm On Oct 05, 2014 |
Nwogbe:o boy na 20 naira I hold. |
Re: Any Funny Or Interesting Experience In Today's Service? Come In And Share by Theultimate(m): 5:18pm On Oct 05, 2014 |
Here's mine: As an Anglican member and a Choir Cross Bearer precisely. Congregation were standing as we were reading from the Liturgy "Order of Holy Communion" and I did the same. But I was just busy looking around instead of reading, without knowing that someone(our chief ursher) was watching me.....and demonstrating to me that I should be reading. Bt the reading part has ended bfor I could adjust. After the service, the next thing she did is calling for brief meeting with the youth....and my own case was part of the topics with other two phone seazed from the youth as well. I was just laughing as she was speaking.(with the fact that I know she's referring to me) 1 Like |
Re: Any Funny Or Interesting Experience In Today's Service? Come In And Share by MNDY(m): 5:19pm On Oct 05, 2014 |
Hishuula: Lolz @ "Stranded Pot" |
Re: Any Funny Or Interesting Experience In Today's Service? Come In And Share by oloriooko(m): 5:19pm On Oct 05, 2014 |
Superstar007: Buy them China iPhone |
Re: Any Funny Or Interesting Experience In Today's Service? Come In And Share by spanzed(m): 5:20pm On Oct 05, 2014 |
kika23:Ok but u no dats no excuse...u deserve strokes of the cane from ur pastor |
Re: Any Funny Or Interesting Experience In Today's Service? Come In And Share by victorazy(m): 5:21pm On Oct 05, 2014 |
Bobbysworld28: Wait make Jesus come clean u again f00lish lost sheep. 1 Like |
Re: Any Funny Or Interesting Experience In Today's Service? Come In And Share by Homguy(m): 5:23pm On Oct 05, 2014 |
Bobbysworld28:lmao, First thing that crossed my mind too. 1 Like |
Re: Any Funny Or Interesting Experience In Today's Service? Come In And Share by Nobody: 5:24pm On Oct 05, 2014 |
The Strangest of happenings I've seen during a church service in my over twenty something years being in the house of God dis-graced my eyes today. I left church with this embarrassment by people who call themselves Christians and a Pastor disobeying orders and teaching his members to do same. In fact, until this pastor leaves this Church, I may not step in that church ever again. Pffffft, I'm already pissed just by thinking about it. |
Re: Any Funny Or Interesting Experience In Today's Service? Come In And Share by MNDY(m): 5:25pm On Oct 05, 2014 |
[@Amuga] You may be Igala by tribe from your reference to the "Obala Degwu"! Is your "Amuga" the one Igalas bear? |
Re: Any Funny Or Interesting Experience In Today's Service? Come In And Share by darmochy1(m): 5:27pm On Oct 05, 2014 |
victorazy:C'mon, that's harsh. How do you know you're not lost also, do u think he'll realise his mistake with the way you're addressing him? |
Re: Any Funny Or Interesting Experience In Today's Service? Come In And Share by victorazy(m): 5:28pm On Oct 05, 2014 |
Three7Ty9: What did he do cuz u can be the one wrong |
Re: Any Funny Or Interesting Experience In Today's Service? Come In And Share by Triplegrace: 5:28pm On Oct 05, 2014 |
Today service was one of the best talking about niga @ 54 all ages spoke key amongs others were 9ja @54 what is the way forward |
Re: Any Funny Or Interesting Experience In Today's Service? Come In And Share by victorazy(m): 5:30pm On Oct 05, 2014 |
darmochy1: Yee is true I was harsh on him. I am not lost and can't be and if u can't see it then ur...... Sorry. How can unbeliever throw a stone and so called christians will be bashing on pastors and chrches as if Bible never told us that "not all that calls me father! father are my sons." 1 Like |
Re: Any Funny Or Interesting Experience In Today's Service? Come In And Share by M4gunners: 5:31pm On Oct 05, 2014 |
krall:End time Church bro. |
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