Superstar007:
My pastor asked how much I bought
my iphone6 . And I told him 25k
instead of 200k cos I didn't want him
to know I had that amount of money
on me.
Now he just gave me 50k to buy the same phone for himself and his wife.
Please, what should I do?

victorazy:


Wait make Jesus come clean u again f00lish lost sheep.

spanzed:
Ok but u no dats no excuse...u deserve strokes of the cane from ur pastor

Beehshorp:
our choir was superb toda so during gospel acclamation they sang "alleluia to the lord God ominipotent reigneth " then at the end
the preist was like " there is no word like ominipotent but omnipotent" and d congregation was like boo boo to the choir

Beehshorp:
our choir was superb toda so during gospel acclamation they sang "alleluia to the lord God ominipotent reigneth " then at the end
the preist was like " there is no word like ominipotent but omnipotent" and d congregation was like boo boo to the choir

Bobbysworld28:


By their fruits u shall knw them. U r so uncultured

3coins:

Catholic priests dont preach for up to an hour.

Lero15:
This my uncle church no be am o. Me still dey church since 7 in d morning. Na my uncle dey do pastors meeting, we have to wait for him. And me suppose watch Chelsea-Arsenal match, plus HUNGER dey waya me ehn... Chai!

SlyIg:
Yea ...

A new priest celebrated mass for us at the Unizik Sub chapter of NFCS in Ifite, Awka.
Today is actually his first day of celebrating mass as our new chaplain.
Unlike other priests who will preach for close to one hour, this new priest sermon was just clear and brief.
He finished preaching and went back to d altar, students were shocked and they started murmuring cos that was really fast.

He didn't even mention indecent dressing and fornication amongst students and he was done with his preaching ? Wow ... Students will really like this new priest.

krall:
Farano which church?

Wait let me remember




April, 2008
Pastor said all the single ladies come out to the altar for prayers...
Battalion of pretty and non pretty ones flooded like ants.
Then he said all the single men come out.... They also did..

All of them stood there gazing and "eyeing" one sister or the other and expecting a session of hot prayers to start, when the pastor looked.. and looked... and looked.... and out of anger said "infact, ushers ensure that no man here leaves without a woman!!!! also make sure every woman should select one man here and befriend!!!
How will we have fine women in this church and these men will still marry outside."

Commotion ensured and Two sisters in the choir ran and grabbed brother taiwo who previously gave a testimony of acquiring a brand new duplex in an estate in lekki...

MNDY:
[@Amuga] Oma abo ugbo e che?

sch:
The Pastor called me after service and asked me this question..who is the woman in your life? I replied none..he smiled and just walk pass me, thinking I lied.

Hishuula:
I be Muslim sha....yesterday as we no get moni buy ram na only musoro (he-goat) we wan kill so the rope cut naso musoro take tear race o,all my friend wey neva see am con join us dey find am dem con dey ask say Shea na cow or na ram.to talk say na musoro na wahala so I just dey use anoda talk cover am and you know say to catch musoro hard pass how u go take catch cow self....I'm telling you till now MUSORO Neva come house o & since that yesterday our pot just dey stranded

eldoradoxx:
Why are churches these days all about money? No message of salvation, deliverance, recovery, repentance, restitution etc. In early 90s as a growing up boy, u went to church happy and came back deeply sober, sometime the message breaks people down and you hear people crying and sobbing as the message sank deep into people's heart and soul. Those were the era when going to church held meaning to everyone. You were sure of doing self assessment every Sunday to know your stand with God, because Rapture was emphasized in every church service. Today, all you hear is BLESSING and Prosperity and favour as though God cannot be served for Nothing. I has made many of us hate going to church, I last saw a church near 2 years now. I hate where pastors or whatever they call themselves teach people that the basis of serving God is to prosper. The richest people I know of don't even go to church and are rhey cursed by God? I believe that serving God is an unconditional thing, in sickness and In health, in poverty and in riches, whether you stay in a mansion or under the bridge etc. Price tags should not be attached to serving God, it is a self less act.

krall:
Farano which church?

Wait let me remember




April, 2008
Pastor said all the single ladies come out to the altar for prayers...
Battalion of pretty and non pretty ones flooded like ants.
Then he said all the single men come out.... They also did..

All of them stood there gazing and "eyeing" one sister or the other and expecting a session of hot prayers to start, when the pastor looked.. and looked... and looked.... and out of anger said "infact, ushers ensure that no man here leaves without a woman!!!! also make sure every woman should select one man here and befriend!!!
How will we have fine women in this church and these men will still marry outside."

Commotion ensured and Two sisters in the choir ran and grabbed brother taiwo who previously gave a testimony of acquiring a brand new duplex in an estate in lekki...

Amuga:
Abejukolo Ife

Beehshorp:
our choir was superb toda so during gospel acclamation they sang "alleluia to the lord God ominipotent reigneth " then at the end
the preist was like " there is no word like ominipotent but omnipotent" and d congregation was like boo boo to the choir

Epathra:

No vex Oº°˚˚°ºo. Buh shey nah cele u D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣ go?

otijah:
today man of God vex say he will collect the offering in his palm so he can identify those with 10 and 20 naira offering, o boy u need to come see confusion for church, all those guys with 20 and 50 naira just dey confuse, cause e don tey wey d man dey complain about that kind of ofering to God. People just dey run outside as ofering time reach even me

keandre:


keep quiet abeg wetin u sabi 4 catholic church?

SlyIg:

My dear, our own is another thing entirely. It bores me so much.
And all they preach for us is indecent dressing, immoral sins and all that.
You'll be wondering why a priest should be preaching for that long.

Princeadebayo1:
Choi....,I gbadun ur pastor o



Here is mine:

I was welcomed back home from school for the short salah break today so everyone said they havnt seen me dance before so i was called to dance alone to the front of the church while drummer and the choir gave me the melody....I later danced anyway and i have received many good compliments about how I danced.


Now I know I can dance


U didn't dance well if dre was no prospective wife walking up to u to compliment u


Happy Sunday All!!!