kk

Smiles

Hehehe

Hehehehe...

Wat abt d silent takers

chai

u dnt try preaching during night class in my sch o.u call for prayers either.interestd peopl will join u.

So on point!!!

Very true...

I'm the LOOKER, in final yeah now but have only gone for night class three times and didn't read. I always look at others and funny things that happen there.some ppl witll sit still with their eyes fixed to the books and u will think they r reading while they r sleeping. This kind of ppl who slep with their eyes open. And then gals who come to see their boyfriends. Once I saw ppl making ot under a tree when I went to ease myself.actually tot they were spirits.Night class is not for me at all.

So people still go to night classes.

wanna hit for,first timer

foxyac3:
6. Those idiots that will try to take advantage of slightest disruption in power supply just to obtain ur gadget and leave ur charger for u. We caught one girl like that one day like dah.
7. Hahaha, The new love birds that turn night class to adventurous date.. U'll see them in every dark conner.
8. The ones that got tired of sleeping in their hostel.. A guy was snoring with vibration like that, we thought it was generator o.
9. The coffee guy, energy drink, bitter kola.

10. The musical Dj.
More to come.....



I'm a victim of many here o.... We dey fwenshen up go Night class ni o. ... UNILORIN folks "skyway things"

You sef dey patronize skyway with those babes abi? Na una go dey kiss, romance,...carry on sha

Thr are those tht come to have "group discussion" in d class... Yu find urself feeling like yelling dem down Esp wen they sit close to you....

I had this very serious test! so, I n my friends decided to go somewhere very silent... on getting to this said college, the security guy didn't let us in! we kept on begging before he finally opened up on the reason why night classes was banned.

He was like... my guys, no be say I no want make una no read o! but the amount of condoms wey we dey clear here every morning don tire us!

I hail students o!

Op u r so korrect. And d list continues. But which1 r u guilty of sef?

I miss those days... School was fun

But if you notice, a person frequently changes btw these types. Depending on your study mood

and when companies require first classers for employment opportunity
na Dem go first complain

I was so 3 and 11 in my day

Nice One OP.. So on Point

Number 7 make me laugh my head off.U aren't lying.What about those who used the cover of darkness(outside)to have quickies? quote author=DEGREE2466 post=26901321]The following are the different categories of people you will meet in night classes in our various higher instititution.

1. Customer care agents: this category of people will keep on receiving calls from the time the came to class till the sleep off. If you sit beside them "sorry" and it is more among ladies.

2. The lookers: this category of people will make sure that they look at any slightest movement around them. If they ever see a beautiful/handsome girl/guy then they will never cease catching a glimse at her/him. You will even wonder if these people actually came to study or to observe others study.

3. The late comers: this is common among girls. When you get to class from 4-7pm, you will discover that the class is empty. They are waiting till 9:30 when their presence will be noticed.

4. The preachers: I am sure this set of people annoy every reader in that class but nobody could pick the courage to rebuke them because nobody wants to be tagged enemy of God' word. The worst part is that these preachers come to preach when they are tired of reading and want to stretch themselves.

5. The itenarant readers: they are people who move in and out of the reading room every ten minutes. Sometimes you see them walking about the corridors. In an extreme cases they can read in four to six classes in a night.

6. The unarmed robbers: yes i call them unarmed because they look very innocent when they are reading beside you waiting for the operation time. The steal things like phones, reading lamp, purse/wallet, laptops, wrist-watches, textbooks etc depending on the person's level of expertise and stealing intentions.

7. The chronic sleepers. Hmmm, this set of people will just enter the class and lay their face on the desk and sleep off. They will not open their book from the time they came in till the time they left. They are always victims of the category of people above. The bad thing about these set of people is that the snore without regards and they fart without conscience.

8. The ash-crammers: they are our first classers, they will start reading from the time they came in till dawn. Sometimes i wonder what they will be doing during the day.

9. The eaters: they will buy biscuit, virju milk, lacasera, gala, chewing gum, infact all the snacks in the world just to attend night class. You will wonder if you are in nursery class or university night class.

10. The pingers: this set of people will never let their phones be. Some will even come with upto three phone. Pressing their phone every now and then that you will wonder if they are actually studying or proof-reading.

11. The toasters: if i mention everything without mentioning our guys and babes who come to night class to look for partners then my list is incomplete. This is for people who are single and searching every night.

12. The last of it all is the couples: they will come to class together, continue talking, chatting and touching each other until they are tired then off they go. They have gone to night class.

SOURCE: Personal experience.[/quote]

Kachisbarbie:
you have said it all...
I never went for night class though. My school that they can like to thief someones' phone - when they don't see fone...na to thief 'your factory' sure pass.

Lmao. Wat skul was dat?

Awo cafe

Emi ni'we ema ka mi mio shi ni ye yin.

Night class was fun.

Op u just nailed the points.

the innocent sharp dude are always there

DEGREE2466:
The following are the different categories of people you will meet in night classes in our various higher instititution.

1. Customer care agents: this category of people will keep on receiving calls from the time the came to class till the sleep off. If you sit beside them "sorry" and it is more among ladies.

2. The lookers: this category of people will make sure that they look at any slightest movement around them. If they ever see a beautiful/handsome girl/guy then they will never cease catching a glimse at her/him. You will even wonder if these people actually came to study or to observe others study.

3. The late comers: this is common among girls. When you get to class from 4-7pm, you will discover that the class is empty. They are waiting till 9:30 when their presence will be noticed.

4. The preachers: I am sure this set of people annoy every reader in that class but nobody could pick the courage to rebuke them because nobody wants to be tagged enemy of God' word. The worst part is that these preachers come to preach when they are tired of reading and want to stretch themselves.

5. The itenarant readers: they are people who move in and out of the reading room every ten minutes. Sometimes you see them walking about the corridors. In an extreme cases they can read in four to six classes in a night.

6. The unarmed robbers: yes i call them unarmed because they look very innocent when they are reading beside you waiting for the operation time. The steal things like phones, reading lamp, purse/wallet, laptops, wrist-watches, textbooks etc depending on the person's level of expertise and stealing intentions.

7. The chronic sleepers. Hmmm, this set of people will just enter the class and lay their face on the desk and sleep off. They will not open their book from the time they came in till the time they left. They are always victims of the category of people above. The bad thing about these set of people is that the snore without regards and they fart without conscience.

8. The ash-crammers: they are our first classers, they will start reading from the time they came in till dawn. Sometimes i wonder what they will be doing during the day.

9. The eaters: they will buy biscuit, virju milk, lacasera, gala, chewing gum, infact all the snacks in the world just to attend night class. You will wonder if you are in nursery class or university night class.

10. The pingers: this set of people will never let their phones be. Some will even come with upto three phone. Pressing their phone every now and then that you will wonder if they are actually studying or proof-reading.

11. The toasters: if i mention everything without mentioning our guys and babes who come to night class to look for partners then my list is incomplete. This is for people who are single and searching every night.

12. The last of it all is the couples: they will come to class together, continue talking, chatting and touching each other until they are tired then off they go. They have gone to night class.

SOURCE: Personal experience.

And then
13. YOUR TYPE

@OP, You forgot the fashionistas. Those ones wey go bath, wear cloth like say na club or restaurant dem dey go. Na Law students dey do this one pass since na only night class dem fit dey flex clothes

op you sef na to just observe you de go nite class do. diaris god o. as an imo star, night class na etf halls or law block. op you no observe those who go to nite class to shi.t and those that urinate every 2 minutes.

temitope23:
Awo cafe

Emi ni'we ema ka mi mio shi ni ye yin.

Lol..Angola reading room too

yes.u r right.
we go to night to crash because there are no fans in our hostels and we can't bear d heat.
@ uniben hall 4 boys.