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Re: What Do You Take With You To The Toilet. by nickz(m): 6:49pm On Oct 17, 2014
skentelelady:


Then you cant be a medical practitioner then

I understand your type though smiley
medical practitioner!!shockedshockedshocked
not in this life!

but i've seen some crazy things tho

i was once on a bus(long distance journey) and we drove past this accident scene(guts all over the place and a limb cut off its body)

you could easily count the hairs on my body cause they were soooooo straight that one chick beside me started smiling!shocked
with my character my bro says it shows i'm human
since then,i think my mind is getting tougher cause of the things i see

PS:you don't wanna see me; a grown lad taking an injection
i scream sometimeslipsrsealed

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Re: What Do You Take With You To The Toilet. by Nobody: 6:51pm On Oct 17, 2014
My fone, earpiece, or a novel cheesy
Re: What Do You Take With You To The Toilet. by skentelelady(f): 7:01pm On Oct 17, 2014
nickz:
medical practitioner!!shockedshockedshocked
not in this life!

but i've seen some crazy things tho

i was once on a bus(long distance journey) and we drove past this accident scene(guts all over the place and a limb cut off its body)

you could easily count the hairs on my body cause they were soooooo straight that one chick beside me started smiling!shocked
with my character my bro says it shows i'm human
since then,i think my mind is getting tougher cause of the things i see

PS:you don't wanna see me; a grown lad taking an injection
i scream sometimeslipsrsealed

You are lazy grin

I hope your partner has a strong heart grin
Re: What Do You Take With You To The Toilet. by Xionez(m): 7:09pm On Oct 17, 2014
First and foremost, TISSUE!. Forget sey one suppose dey, just make it a habit to carry one and you will never be caught "unawares".

Second, my plastic seat with a hole at the bottom. So that I can relax wella.

Thirdly, my trusty tablet loaded with Sven Hassel's books to take my mind off the final digestive process.

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Re: What Do You Take With You To The Toilet. by hadduni(f): 7:19pm On Oct 17, 2014
my phone smileymy phone

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Re: What Do You Take With You To The Toilet. by nickz(m): 7:20pm On Oct 17, 2014
skentelelady:


You are lazy grin

I hope your partner has a strong heart grin
on the contrary i'm a workaholic,no trace of laziness

i believe my body is just too sensitivecheesy

if i ever do get a partner ........................with a stronger heart,then i'm gay

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Re: What Do You Take With You To The Toilet. by skentelelady(f): 7:26pm On Oct 17, 2014
nickz:
on the contrary i'm a workaholic,no trace of laziness

i believe my body is just too sensitivecheesy

if i ever do get a partner ........................with a stronger heart,then i'm gay

I dont mean you are lazy interms of work and i agree your body maybe sensitive to some things

It is possible your partner is stronger in mind and that shouldnt make you gay

Dnt tell me we dont have women than are bolder than their men
smiley
Re: What Do You Take With You To The Toilet. by ChubbyT(f): 7:28pm On Oct 17, 2014
ma phone or novel,atyms ah'll b pooing n brushin ma teeth(in d mornin)or pooin n washin ma undies(if ah wnt to tak ma bath aftr pooin,in d mornin)
Re: What Do You Take With You To The Toilet. by nickz(m): 7:58pm On Oct 17, 2014
skentelelady:


I dont mean you are lazy interms of work and i agree your body maybe sensitive to some things

It is possible your partner is stronger in mind and that shouldnt make you gay

Dnt tell me we dont have women than are bolder than their men
smiley
by gay i meant no woman can ever have a stronger heart

++ the partner is always gonna be short-termsad

so i don't really need a complementcheesy
Re: What Do You Take With You To The Toilet. by priscaoge(f): 8:15pm On Oct 17, 2014
Tallesty1:
You need deliverance


shocked shocked shocked shocked Pastor Please come over here grin
Re: What Do You Take With You To The Toilet. by priscaoge(f): 8:16pm On Oct 17, 2014
Kachisbarbie:


Do you know there is a socket in my toilet? #coversEyez#...so in my toilet, you don't have to worry about unplugging your low battery from the room, just go along with the charger.
Maybe my hubby put it there for me to plug hairdryer or something...lol.
I don't go with my fone anyway.


Lmao cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy Nne my own too much I swear.
Re: What Do You Take With You To The Toilet. by skentelelady(f): 8:20pm On Oct 17, 2014
nickz:
by gay i meant no woman can ever have a stronger heart

++ the partner is always gonna be short-termsad

so i don't really need a complementcheesy

No i dont agree

I have seen ladies that encourage men

Like in your sensitive situation, nothing moves them cool

i am not talking about a lady being domineering or bossy here
Re: What Do You Take With You To The Toilet. by Phils: 8:29pm On Oct 17, 2014
nickz:
by gay i meant no woman can ever have a stronger heart

++ the partner is always gonna be short-termsad

so i don't really need a complementcheesy

Guess you also have phobia for reptiles, blood/bleeding and some other funny stuffs. You will need a 'braveheart' that will take care of the 'phobic jobs' or stand by you to do the jobs. smiley
Re: What Do You Take With You To The Toilet. by Nobody: 8:29pm On Oct 17, 2014
I take my novel or phone with me
Re: What Do You Take With You To The Toilet. by Antwahnyboy(m): 8:37pm On Oct 17, 2014
nickz:
i-pod or wireless headset;the ones that uses bluetooth or sd card
so i just drop my phone outside
i stopped taking my phone long ago

when my bold 6 fell into the WC
the water was clean
but i felt somehow putting my hand into it

before my sister brought nylonsadsadsad
the phone don drink beta water!

before i even touched it i dipped it into another water(to make sure it was clean)
mehn u try woo...b lyk say u no luv ur bold..
Re: What Do You Take With You To The Toilet. by Antwahnyboy(m): 8:37pm On Oct 17, 2014
nickz:
i-pod or wireless headset;the ones that uses bluetooth or sd card
so i just drop my phone outside
i stopped taking my phone long ago

when my bold 6 fell into the WC
the water was clean
but i felt somehow putting my hand into it

before my sister brought nylonsadsadsad
the phone don drink beta water!

before i even touched it i dipped it into another water(to make sure it was clean)
mehn u try woo...b lyk say u no luv ur bold....
Re: What Do You Take With You To The Toilet. by beau49: 8:39pm On Oct 17, 2014
Most times I go with either a newspaper,novel or my phone. But am always extra careful whenever I take my phone though,don't wanna hear stories that touch.

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Re: What Do You Take With You To The Toilet. by nickz(m): 8:44pm On Oct 17, 2014
Phils:


Guess you also have phobia for reptiles, blood/bleeding and some other funny stuffs. You will need a 'braveheart' that will take care of the 'phobic jobs' or stand by you to do the jobs. smiley
only blood tho and cockroaches

whatever value those kinda women have is way overrated

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Re: What Do You Take With You To The Toilet. by nickz(m): 8:48pm On Oct 17, 2014
skentelelady:


No i dont agree

I have seen ladies encourage men

Like in your sensitive situation, nothing moves them cool

i am not talking about a lady being domineering or bossy here
lol...i'm not dead now i don't have that lady ami

if i need encouragement from a female i have sisters that are strong as
rock but still not stronger............not someone i'll tie myself to forever!!

i love solving my sh1t myself
Re: What Do You Take With You To The Toilet. by idu1(m): 8:59pm On Oct 17, 2014
priscaoge:
I can't poo without my phone angry angry. It's really a bad habit I formed a long time ago and I have tried to stop it but can't. If I finally enter there without my phone,I will call someone to get it for me. I thought am d only one on this cheesy cheesy


@Ezinne come and see oooo, So that u will stop biting me cry cry
so, u poo? As u fine reach? Menh ur poo is gonna hard. As i dey see ur chubbic body now. Lol
Re: What Do You Take With You To The Toilet. by Superstar007(m): 9:01pm On Oct 17, 2014
My phone
My Laptop
Extension socket connected to the wall outlet
Spare batteries if there is no light
and many other things that I can't list out tongue tongue

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Re: What Do You Take With You To The Toilet. by idu1(m): 9:08pm On Oct 17, 2014
Well me, i go with slightly long wrap of my weed nd lighter plus my phone......... Then i listen to lil wayne....... Pussymoneyweed..........pussymoneyweed......pussymoneyweed.
Re: What Do You Take With You To The Toilet. by skentelelady(f): 9:49pm On Oct 17, 2014
nickz:
lol...i'm not dead now i don't have that lady ami

if i need encouragement from a female i have sisters that are strong as
rock but still not stronger............not someone i'll tie myself to forever!!

i love solving my sh1t myself

issokay smiley
Re: What Do You Take With You To The Toilet. by nickz(m): 9:56pm On Oct 17, 2014
skentelelady:


issokay smiley
hope i wasn't rude??
Re: What Do You Take With You To The Toilet. by IfyAwazie(f): 10:29pm On Oct 17, 2014
Nothing because i dont stay long but in the bathroom, i stay more than an hour.
Re: What Do You Take With You To The Toilet. by skentelelady(f): 10:45pm On Oct 17, 2014
nickz:
hope i wasn't rude??

Rude shocked

Nope grin grin

Just that you are very firm

Keep it up
Re: What Do You Take With You To The Toilet. by Nobody: 11:11pm On Oct 17, 2014
ChubbyT:
ma phone or novel,atyms ah'll b pooing n brushin ma teeth(in d mornin)or pooin n washin ma undies(if ah wnt to tak ma bath aftr pooin,in d mornin)

I love this!

Oh, did i just say that? Lol.
Re: What Do You Take With You To The Toilet. by sanyablaze(m): 11:22pm On Oct 17, 2014
Antwahnyboy:
lol...I tell u atimes I have to finish reading everything on frontpage b4 I move an inch..den trending den damn b4 u knw it 3hrs hv gone by...
When some people don tire for the entire Wahala
Re: What Do You Take With You To The Toilet. by Lolitua(f): 11:25pm On Oct 17, 2014
My small machines!! Ipad,lphone6,apple laptop n my bbQ10,,
Re: What Do You Take With You To The Toilet. by nickz(m): 11:29pm On Oct 17, 2014
skentelelady:


Rude shocked

Nope grin grin

Just that you are very firm

Keep it up
lol...
Re: What Do You Take With You To The Toilet. by kokoA(m): 11:59pm On Oct 17, 2014
Ice cream

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