TYPES OF PEOPLE YOU MEET
IN THE
BANKING HALL
1 - The Pen Borrowers: They are always in
the bank, common pen dey won't have. This
people are very dangerous, once u borrow
them the pen, u
might find it difficult to identify them, At
a bank in Nigeria,
once someone tells u "can i have ur pen"
Believe me bros,
that is the last time u will see that Pen
(except if u are
lucky).
2 - The I Dey Your Back Team:
Immediately they enter the
bank, even before taking d slips(withdrawal
or deposit) all
they do is to know the last person and u
hear them saying, i
am at ur back. If care is not taking 8
people can tell u "I dey
ur back", then at the end of the day, they
cause confusion
(na me dey hin back, I don tell am I was
here before u blah
blah)
3 - The No protocol team: These kind of
people don't obey
the first come, first serve slogan, they are
mouthed in the
bank, immediately they come in, they just
walk up to the
cashier or manager, he ask them to sit down
and within 5
mins they have completed there transactions
while u still
dey dere dey look like mumu for queue.
(There is God
oooo)
4 - The Bank Door rejectees: These people
will always have
a problem with the bank door, then u see dem
removing
their belts, car keys, mobile phones etc and
yet the machine
keeps shooting "pls go back" My bros next
time come to
bank naked, biko, he go allow u in... #
LOL!
5 - The slip wasters: These kind of people
can
waste slip for Nigeria, to fill the
withdrawal slip or deposit
slip na jamb questions, u see them canceling,
tearing ,squeezing and taking another one.
To write
common 3780 naira in words na gobe. Even
the so called
undergraduates are found wanting in this
scenario...CHAI
!!!
6 - The pple from Another Planet: These
people usually
behave like dem no dey this world since 2
years, they will
always be asking for today's date, even after
telling them
the correct date, they will ask someone else
again. I tire for
these people.
PLS WHICH NUMBER U FALL
IN D ABOVE
U must fall under one ooooooooo

Heaven knows that I am number 1.

Hahaha true
1. pen borrowers: these people annoy me, when I started going to the bank then, they stole my pen every single time, finally I got angry and joined them trust me, even the pen of that security man next to the door has entered my hand, I used it to write waec

2. I dey your back: thes epeople are very strange, if I enter the bank and go to the back of the queue, i tell the last person, I'm behind you, when I go and fill the teller and come back, they disappear, but if I'm on the line, and some one tells me I dy your back, they'll always find me

3. Bank door rejectees: chaii this is common in old women, and those dirty people that come to pay their previous day's income , they will wait for the door to open for them, even when its written "press to open", they will pull when they should push, vice versa, when they get into the door, they become stranded, the security at the door is always tempted to slap them

4. Slip wasters, pple form another planet, pple who don't know what they are doing: funny people, they write account number where you're suppose to put date, they write their phone number , where they should write the amount to be deposited

5. Trouble makers: these ones didn't come to pay money, they came to fight, they'll come from the back of the queue and meet the cashier, the cashier will tell them to go back, fight will start, or you ask them for biro, they will insult that your granma's neighbour that rears goats, or you mistakenly step on them, I've witnessed a physical fight between one and a security man

Lols....... u sure say u pass that waec so?

I fall into no 3. Walk direct to my main person at the bank, he or she knows what to do.

Jaglieski:
Lols....... u sure say u pass that waec so?

how I no go pass, no be the pen be the thing, its a touch of brain and the grace of God

freelife4all:
I fall into no 3. Walk direct to my main person at the bank, he or she knows what to do.

na una dey spoil naija xo....