1 - The Pen Borrowers: They are always in the
bank, common pen dey won't have. This people
are very dangerous, once u borrow them the pen, u
might find it difficult to
identify them, At a bank in Nigeria, once someone
tells u "can i have ur pen"
Believe me bros, that is the last time u will see that
Pen (except if u are lucky).
2 - The I Dey Your Back Team: Immediately they
enter the bank, even before taking d slips
(withdrawal or deposit) all they do is to know the
last person and u hear them saying, i am at ur
back. If care is not taking 8 people can tell u "I dey
ur back", then at the end of the day, they cause
confusion (na me dey hin back, I don tell am I was
here before u
blah blah)
3 - The No protocol team: These kind of people
don't obey the first come, first serve slogan, they
are mouthed in the bank, immediately they come
in, they just walk
up to the cashier or manager, he ask them to sit
down and within 5 mins they have completed there
transactions while u
still dey dere dey look like mumu for queue.(There
is God oooo)
4 - The Bank Door rejectees: These people will
always have a problem with the bank door, then u
see dem removing their belts, car keys, mobile
phones etc and yet the
machine keeps shooting "pls go back" My bros
next time come to bank naked, biko, he go allow u
in... # LOL!
5 - The slip wasters: These kind of people can
waste slip for Nigeria, to fill the withdrawal slip or
deposit slip na jamb questions, u see them
canceling, tearing ,squeezing
and taking another one. To write common 3780
naira in words na gobe.
Even the so called undergraduates are found
wanting in this scenario...CHAAYE!
6 - The exile men: These people usually behave
like dem no dey this world since 2 years, they will
always be asking for
today's date, even after telling them the correct
date, they will ask someone else again. I tire for
these people.