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Re: How To Keep Your Gay Life Secret In Naija By Chinua Onwukike by soulglo: 3:30am On Sep 16, 2014
Feel bad for those Nigerian women who end up marrying gay men because in Nigeria it is a crime to be who you are. Marriage will not make him straight. He will still have sex with men only that now it will likely be risky sex because it's the only way he can get it.

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Re: How To Keep Your Gay Life Secret In Naija By Chinua Onwukike by Nobody: 4:59am On Sep 16, 2014
soulglo: Feel bad for those Nigerian women who end up marrying gay men because in Nigeria it is a crime to be who you are. Marriage will not make him straight. He will still have sex with men only that now it will likely be risky sex because it's the only way he can get it.

Well some innocently go in while some may find out and still marry him hoping praying and fasting he changes. The favorite mantra is " no man is perfect". So rather th a n enter the dingle Market again especially when the man is a seemingly good catch they will marry him turn a blind eye enjoy vacations and manage. Some turn prayer warriors. A friend who found out about her husband's orientation went to report to his mother who was actually aware and because of that has nagged and pushed him to marry and at least have children so people won't talk too much. Now mother in law and daughter in law can be found regularly in mountain of fire praying for him to change people who say that is who he is he can't change accept that and move on have been cut off
they choose to believe it is a spiritual attack, while wife is aging from all the prayer and fasting and fighting enemies, with unsatisfied conji, husband is enjoying his " business trips" and " working weekends" with his " business partner"

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Re: How To Keep Your Gay Life Secret In Naija By Chinua Onwukike by Nuahall2k14(m): 5:07am On Sep 16, 2014
Lmao.serves her right.
aisha2:

Well some innocently go in while some may find out and still marry him hoping praying and fasting he changes. The favorite mantra is " no man is perfect". So rather th a n enter the dingle Market again especially when the man is a seemingly good catch they will marry him turn a blind eye enjoy vacations and manage. Some turn prayer warriors. A friend who found out about her husband's orientation went to report to his mother who was actually aware and because of that has nagged and pushed him to marry and at least have children so people won't talk too much. Now mother in law and daughter in law can be found regularly in mountain of fire praying for him to change people who say that is who he is he can't change accept that and move on have been cut off
they choose to believe it is a spiritual attack, while wife is aging from all the prayer and fasting and fighting enemies, with unsatisfied conji, husband is enjoying his " business trips" and " working weekends" with his " business partner"
Re: How To Keep Your Gay Life Secret In Naija By Chinua Onwukike by Nobody: 6:38am On Sep 16, 2014
What about ladies?

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Re: How To Keep Your Gay Life Secret In Naija By Chinua Onwukike by Nuahall2k14(m): 8:31am On Sep 16, 2014
Nobody cares about ladies own.guys tend to b more attracted to lesbians sef.its no big deal with ladies.thats y guys love party so much.especially watching d ladies makeout infront of him.Great turn-on
bluelover: What about ladies?
Re: How To Keep Your Gay Life Secret In Naija By Chinua Onwukike by brethart: 11:17am On Sep 16, 2014
Nuahall2k14: Are u gay?
Hmm...... Yeah
Re: How To Keep Your Gay Life Secret In Naija By Chinua Onwukike by Nuahall2k14(m): 11:43am On Sep 16, 2014
How r u coping? I mean d disguise and all.or do people know?
brethart:
Hmm...... Yeah
Re: How To Keep Your Gay Life Secret In Naija By Chinua Onwukike by Nmeri17: 2:05am On Sep 17, 2014
Kanwulia: Get married like MOST NIGERIAN MEN!
Once you can swing back and forth toto and anus, you are covered.

Take frequent separate trips from the family and hook up with "your YOUTH LEADERS" outside the country as business seminars/meeting cover-ups!

Impregnate as many desparate women as possible. wink

Many poor wives of NL are still fasting and praying while casting and binding with their almighty marriage certificates ke!

75% of NIGERIAN males are BISEXUAL!

Fact!!!!! kiss

I remember you're married to a Nigerian man. Is he the reason why u think 75% of other Nigerian men are like him

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Re: How To Keep Your Gay Life Secret In Naija By Chinua Onwukike by Kanwulia: 2:50pm On Sep 17, 2014
Nmeri17:

I remember you're married to a Nigerian man. Is he the reason why u think 75% of other Nigerian men are like him

Will you keep KWAYET?
OYA CONTINUU!

Today is a new day.

*can't believe i went 24 hours without a cuss-out feat*!

*chai diarrrris godiooooh!*

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Re: How To Keep Your Gay Life Secret In Naija By Chinua Onwukike by Nobody: 5:46pm On Sep 17, 2014
Looooool this was funny but to be honest there's nothing like living Straight-Gay Life... I mean not trying to pretend to be some one you are not.
Re: How To Keep Your Gay Life Secret In Naija By Chinua Onwukike by Nobody: 2:05am On Sep 19, 2014
Nuahall2k14: Nobody cares about ladies own.guys tend to b more attracted to lesbians sef.its no big deal with ladies.thats y guys love party so much.especially watching d ladies makeout infront of him.Great turn-on
really?? Where exactly did you getis 'facts'' from? So from this your post I can imply that its okay for a lady to be a lesbian but a taboo for a guy to be gay. Who said that les go around making out with follow ladies in the mist of guys? talk of absolute fairness undecided

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Re: How To Keep Your Gay Life Secret In Naija By Chinua Onwukike by Nobody: 9:59am On Nov 01, 2014
Nuahall2k14:
Let’s face d fact,you are gay and there is nothing u can do about it.The FG now says that its 14yrs in jail and that further complicates the matter.Dont worry I am here to educate you on how to keep your gay life
secret.
First, you have to go and get a girlfriend even if you are not attracted to her. It’s just for a short period. You can always pay off a prostitute to act as one if u can’t get one. The next thing is to shoot a sex tape.why do u need a sex tape? Ok you need that incase if you are eventually suspected of being gay and taken to court under that suspicion, then you can use that as evidence and the judge will definitely strike out the charge. Make sure you shoot the sex tape in the most compromising of positions making it look real. Nigerians are hard to convince o!
The next thing you have to do is to go to yaba okirika
market and get some of those colourful T-shirt with
inscriptions such as ‘Infatuated Womanizer’, ‘I luv big boobs’, ’Team LUV Sexy girls’ in front of them. This goes a long way in hiding your true identity. Wear it all around town so that people will see you and hail you as a ‘BADT GUY’
Thirdly you need a scandal. This applies to you if you
are a celebrity. Just pay off some blogger to put up a
picture of one ‘mgbeke’ girl in your village with the
caption ‘Emeka’s Baby Mama’. They can even go as far as putting a baby in the girls hand thereby making it give the impression that the baby is yours. That will definitely seal off your true identity so that people will now look at you as the next 2BABA instead of next Elton John
If you are a student make sure you always have porn on your mobile phone. When I say porn I don’t mean gay porn,that’s suicide. I mean Bleep porn,girls of the playboy mansion kind of porn.at least when people pick your phone and go through it they will think you have an insatiable lust for the opposite sex and that further hides your identity
If you are on twitter make sure you follow porn tweeps,I mean tweeps theat tweet nude pictures of girls all the time or girls that tweet their nude picture. You must follow them even if they don’t follow back and also tweet at them. Tweets like that shifts attention away from you and goes a long way in saving your gay life by keeping it secret
Perhaps this is the most important of all my tips to you, You must never be caught in a compromising position with another gay man, don’t get carried away. Nigerians are always watching, a lot of ‘amebos’ are lurking around since the govt have refused to provide employment. If you are caught the only thing that will save you is if you run to America and seek asylum
Do all this and I assure you that your secret will be safe and your gay romantic hustle will stand d test of time. (nuahall.)

I can take this in 2 ways as a joke its funny but seriously...
Thats the problem... We shouldn't be doing things in secret anything done in the dark will definitely become accustomed to the dark and then we wouldn't be able to go out in the light. Its not about secrecy its about being yourself.
Re: How To Keep Your Gay Life Secret In Naija By Chinua Onwukike by Nobody: 11:51am On Nov 01, 2014
Nuahall2k14:
How r u coping? I mean d disguise and all.or do people know?

if only you know the lengths we have to go through to "cover up". It's just not easy. Especially when you want at least one straight friend of yours to know everything about you but you're scared of what he/she might think.

well, life's gotta go on. cool
Re: How To Keep Your Gay Life Secret In Naija By Chinua Onwukike by Nuahall2k14(m): 11:58am On Nov 01, 2014
Being yourself in this case has consequences.i pity d gays in Nigeria cos 14yrs in prison is an aweful long time.
Scaredsilent:


I can take this in 2 ways as a joke its funny but seriously...
Thats the problem... We shouldn't be doing things in secret anything done in the dark will definitely become accustomed to the dark and then we wouldn't be able to go out in the light. Its not about secrecy its about being yourself.
Re: How To Keep Your Gay Life Secret In Naija By Chinua Onwukike by Nuahall2k14(m): 12:00pm On Nov 01, 2014
masonkz:


if only you know the lengths we have to go through to "cover up". It's just not easy. Especially when you want at least one straight friend of yours to know everything about you but you're scared of what he/she might think.

well, life's gotta go on. cool
Re: How To Keep Your Gay Life Secret In Naija By Chinua Onwukike by Nobody: 12:35pm On Nov 01, 2014
Scaredsilent:


I can take this in 2 ways as a joke its funny but seriously...
Thats the problem... We shouldn't be doing things in secret anything done in the dark will definitely become accustomed to the dark and then we wouldn't be able to go out in the light. Its not about secrecy its about being yourself.

it's much easier for the effeminate gay guys. Much more easier as people wouldd already be suspecting right from day 1 and wouldn't be that surprised to actually know they're gay.

But for people like me. lipsrsealed
Re: How To Keep Your Gay Life Secret In Naija By Chinua Onwukike by tpia6: 12:52pm On Nov 01, 2014
Family section is being taken over again.

Mistress threads, secret gay life threads, una don start o.



E tun ti bere lodi lodi yin o.

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Re: How To Keep Your Gay Life Secret In Naija By Chinua Onwukike by SAMBARRY: 3:58pm On Nov 01, 2014
pickabeau1:
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talk na.why your hand dey heavy you type or are you short of words grin
Re: How To Keep Your Gay Life Secret In Naija By Chinua Onwukike by SAMBARRY: 4:01pm On Nov 01, 2014
grin grin grin grin




all join. Is part of THE FAMILY HERITAGE. AFTER ALL WE ARE ONE BIG HAPPY FAMILY. GAYS, LESBIANS, HETEROSEXUAL, BISEXUAL, MALE AND FEMALE PROSTITUES.ALL NA COMBINATION OF ONE BIG FAMILY wink
tpia6:
Family section is being taken over again.

Mistress threads, secret gay life threads, una don start o.



E tun ti bere lodi lodi yin o.
Re: How To Keep Your Gay Life Secret In Naija By Chinua Onwukike by Nuahall2k14(m): 4:55pm On Nov 01, 2014
SAMBARRY:
grin grin grin grin




all join. Is part of THE FAMILY HERITAGE. AFTER ALL WE ARE ONE BIG HAPPY FAMILY. GAYS, LESBIANS, HETEROSEXUAL, BISEXUAL, MALE AND FEMALE PROSTITUES.ALL NA COMBINATION OF ONE BIG FAMILY wink
Re: How To Keep Your Gay Life Secret In Naija By Chinua Onwukike by SAMBARRY: 5:07pm On Nov 01, 2014
Kanwulia o grin grin
Re: How To Keep Your Gay Life Secret In Naija By Chinua Onwukike by ancashy(f): 5:07pm On Nov 01, 2014
My greatest wish is dat things return to. Normal,so dat in d near future, I would not get an invite to a marriage ceremony of a human and an animal.with d human claiming to be his/herself.

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Re: How To Keep Your Gay Life Secret In Naija By Chinua Onwukike by Kanwulia: 6:42pm On Nov 01, 2014
SAMBARRY:
Kanwulia o grin grin


Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesh! cheesy
Na lie I tok? cheesy
When a NAIJA man starts farting uncontrollably, not be "Fruits and Vegetable" diet dey cause am o! shocked
Time to h-investigate the "where-there-and-here-and-dia" of his anoooose before he shytes on ya head one day ke! cheesy
Re: How To Keep Your Gay Life Secret In Naija By Chinua Onwukike by SAMBARRY: 6:54pm On Nov 01, 2014
grin grin grin



don't provoke them o grin grin
Kanwulia:



Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesh! cheesy
Na lie I tok? cheesy
When a NAIJA man starts farting uncontrollably, not be "Fruits and Vegetable" diet dey cause am o! shocked
Time to h-investigate the "where-there-and-here-and-dia" of his anoooose before he shytes on ya head one day ke! cheesy
Re: How To Keep Your Gay Life Secret In Naija By Chinua Onwukike by Kanwulia: 7:06pm On Nov 01, 2014
SAMBARRY:
grin grin grin



don't provoke them o grin grin

Dey are busy in their EAST LONDON "BI-BI" PUBS tonight!
Dem go re-surface on Monday Morrrrrrrring when awon "OMO WHITES" don suck dem finish to ease frussstrehsun on and off NL na! grin
Re: How To Keep Your Gay Life Secret In Naija By Chinua Onwukike by maureensylvia(f): 7:14pm On Nov 01, 2014
Enyia 14years no be beans o
Re: How To Keep Your Gay Life Secret In Naija By Chinua Onwukike by SAMBARRY: 7:23pm On Nov 01, 2014
Kanwulia:


Dey are busy in their EAST LONDON "BI-BI" PUBS tonight!
Dem go re-surface on Monday Morrrrrrrring when awon "OMO WHITES" don suck dem finish to ease frussstrehsun on and off NL na! grin
Lobaatan grin grin
Re: How To Keep Your Gay Life Secret In Naija By Chinua Onwukike by Nobody: 5:36pm On Nov 02, 2014
masonkz:


it's much easier for the effeminate gay guys. Much more easier as people wouldd already be suspecting right from day 1 and wouldn't be that surprised to actually know they're gay.

But for people like me. lipsrsealed

I understand where you are coming from. But don't you think lying is not the answer. Its never the answer. I am not perfect I try as much as possible not to lie when am asked the question about a girl I usually tell them I have no one now and try and change the topic. I make sure the people I tell are the ones closet to me. Nothing good comes from lying
Re: How To Keep Your Gay Life Secret In Naija By Chinua Onwukike by Nobody: 1:16pm On Nov 03, 2014
Maybe this would work with women. Guys, even gay guys, can sense the gayness of another dude from as far as pluto. They give away vibes and the bisexualls who are more sneaky put out tests, like pings, to attract their like, the thing is straight guys also sense these pings, they might not immediately decode but they'd sense the pings. Guys like Raheem Sterling and that Aarons guy in Newcastle give off such vibes, it's only a matter of time till they come out, maybe after their careers are over.

All these measures can achieve is put strangers at bay, the ones close to you will know, like America. Except they're in denial.

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Re: How To Keep Your Gay Life Secret In Naija By Chinua Onwukike by Nuahall2k14(m): 5:13pm On Nov 03, 2014
freshdude2:
Maybe this would work with women. Guys, even gay guys, can sense the gayness of another dude from as far as pluto. They give away vibes and the bisexualls who are more sneaky put out tests, like pings, to attract their like, the thing is straight guys also sense these pings, they might not immediately decode but they'd sense the pings. Guys like Raheem Sterling and that Aarons guy in Newcastle give off such vibes, it's only a matter of time till they come out, maybe after their careers are over.

All these measures can achieve is put strangers at bay, the ones close to you will know, like America. Except they're in denial.
Re: How To Keep Your Gay Life Secret In Naija By Chinua Onwukike by Nobody: 8:53pm On Nov 03, 2014
Scaredsilent:


I understand where you are coming from. But don't you think lying is not the answer. Its never the answer . I am not perfect I try as much as possible not to lie when am asked the question about a girl I usually tell them I have no one now and try and change the topic. I make sure the people I tell are the ones closet to me. Nothing good comes from lying


Not all of us are ready to come to terms with what would happen when people start knowing about our sexuality.

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