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Re: Is This Also Part Of Marriage Romance? by Nobody: 8:50pm On Nov 03, 2014
iconize:


Masonkz, save your fagggot biatch before he gets pummeled like a Zulu talking-drum. grin grin grin

Homo fagggot, you must kneel and worship me, your God, you incestuous drunken thief with a diaper padded assss.




You guys are at it again. undecided
Re: Is This Also Part Of Marriage Romance? by iconize(m): 8:54pm On Nov 03, 2014
Sagamite:


He is an homosexual.

He will only marry a man.

Englishmart, your friend is at it again. grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Re: Is This Also Part Of Marriage Romance? by Nobody: 9:30pm On Nov 03, 2014
Am I in the right section ?

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Re: Is This Also Part Of Marriage Romance? by englishmart(m): 10:56pm On Nov 03, 2014
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Englishmart, your friend is at it again. grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
bros. I don't know you and your moniker o.
This one you mentioned my name.
Have we met before?
Re: Is This Also Part Of Marriage Romance? by iamord(m): 11:05pm On Nov 03, 2014
Hmm

Well I got no problem cooking cos I love cooking but when it turns one sided that's where a problem is. A lady is supposed to know that she is supposed to cook meals for a hubby.. Be you african or western .. If she is shying away from it.. It either she is showing her true colors in the marriage..or he has given her the perception that there is nothing wrong cos he has been too tolerating from the onset, or she can't cook.. Or is the guys is not bringing enough money home.. Or the boti kind of guy?
Re: Is This Also Part Of Marriage Romance? by iconize(m): 11:32pm On Nov 03, 2014
iamord:

Hmm

Well I got no problem cooking cos I love cooking but when it turns one sided that's where a problem is. A lady is supposed to know that she is supposed to cook meals for a hubby.. Be you african or western .. If she is shying away from it.. It either she is showing her true colors in the marriage..or he has given her the perception that there is nothing wrong cos he has been too tolerating from the onset, or she can't cook.. Or is the guys is not bringing enough money home.. Or the boti kind of guy?

What's boti?
Re: Is This Also Part Of Marriage Romance? by iamord(m): 11:34pm On Nov 03, 2014
iconize:


What's boti?

Soft and laid back guy
Re: Is This Also Part Of Marriage Romance? by Nobody: 1:05am On Nov 04, 2014
iconize:

Yeah, I talked to him about buying his own food from restaurants but he's trying to pick up fully in that aspect.

However, its obvious the matter can't be settled amicably without inciting troubles. So for being initially dumb he has to take risks and face the consequences.
Though as Camerounian-Dutch, he's trying to avoid making troubles with the wife.

But I can say that the wife doesn't see the "romantic" job she has given the hubby as weird or bad, she sees it as a romantic role. You should know chics.

So, turning a grown ar.se man into a cook, while she sits her ar.se down there doing absolutely, is the new romance, no? - I can't deal - FML!!

Somewhat reminiscent of some naija chic I used to check, after I broke up with my ex. Basically, I used to drive down to her yard - pick her up, and drop her back at home. Then, she almost turned me into her personal cabbie. I just had to tell her straight up to start getting her ar.se on the train/bus/cab or whatever she can get - FOH.

Anyway, just tell your boy to stop cooking. When she starves for a few days, she'll get her ar.se in the kitchen. It's just silly to allow women take you for a prick all in the name of being romantic. Personally, with all the crazy stories and inane mentality I see on display here, I don't even think I can co-exist with a lot of these folks. I'll just drive these biitches to the motorway, dump their ar.ses there, and tell them to walk home from there.

I'm picky when it comes chics I make official, and I doubt I'll ever fall into the same space with this type of people. But if they look good, I won't mind beating it a few times - and throwing them in the garbage can afterwards.

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Re: Is This Also Part Of Marriage Romance? by Nobody: 1:06am On Nov 04, 2014
RoyalPearl:
My friend are you sure you are not talking about yourself grin grin

Rotflmaoooo! Even stone-faced Sir Putin had to laugh! grin


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Re: Is This Also Part Of Marriage Romance? by beeevan: 4:21am On Nov 04, 2014
A woman will pay half your bills and it's ok,yet he suddenly retrieved his manhood just because he made her some noodles? The mind of the average Nigger is warped mehn...


Don't ruin your friends marriage with your bad advice, if making the meals keeps them bonded, so be it.

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Re: Is This Also Part Of Marriage Romance? by iamord(m): 7:38am On Nov 04, 2014
SirShymex:


Rotflmaoooo! Even stone-faced Sir Putin had to laugh! grin



Haaa! U busted my ribs with mr putin
Re: Is This Also Part Of Marriage Romance? by Acidosis(m): 7:48am On Nov 04, 2014
The man needs to stop cooking asap!

Even if he stays home 24/7, he shouldn't turn himself to a woman. People make money from the comfort of their bedroom.
Re: Is This Also Part Of Marriage Romance? by iconize(m): 8:42am On Nov 04, 2014
beeevan:
[s]A woman will pay half your bills and it's ok,yet he suddenly retrieved his manhood just because he made her some noodles? The mind of the average Nigger is warped mehn...

Don't ruin your friends marriage with your bad advice, if making the meals keeps them bonded, so be it.[/s]

You probably need some retinal scan to read my initial comment.

Who said the wife pays his bills?

These fellows are just yapping claptrap.
Re: Is This Also Part Of Marriage Romance? by Nobody: 11:29am On Nov 04, 2014
iamord:


Haaa! U busted my ribs with mr putin

Messr Putin was like, "Son, what happened to ya balls? You gotta keep a biitch in check."

Just get ya money right and ya shiit together, and biitches would be the ones worshipping you. Never bow to a biitch cos a lost manhood is the one that can never be regained. And there is always some next guy out there treating the same biitch you are worshipping like shiit, beating her puzzy like it's nothing. Just play ya cards right and learn the game lol.
Re: Is This Also Part Of Marriage Romance? by beeevan: 6:16pm On Nov 04, 2014
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You probably need some retinal scan to read my initial comment.

Who said the wife pays his bills?

These fellows are just yapping claptrap.



Get your own retinal scan first before ruining another man's marriage with your bad advice.

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Re: Is This Also Part Of Marriage Romance? by stanprexy(m): 4:45am On Nov 05, 2014
iconize:
I've got this friend of mine, a self-employed dude that has been married for two years.

His marital ordeal is what some would "wicked romance". In his two years of marriage, he has been the chief cook of the home.

His wife wants him to cook and serve her because she finds it romantic(s).

That is why I say, always start what you can finish, although there is still an option to opt out, which might not be friendly to you or the other party involved.
Re: Is This Also Part Of Marriage Romance? by adamskutty(m): 6:49pm On Nov 05, 2014
Sagamite:


Cretinous homofucktard, are you smoking weed this early in the day? grin grin grin grin grin grin

Or the bastardisation of your arsse by masonkz, all4naija, adamskutty and johnpaul88 is affecting your mental health? grin grin grin grin
are u high on fresh cow dung u brain damaged gorilla?

A simple question from your mister

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Re: Is This Also Part Of Marriage Romance? by Sunnybobo3(m): 8:48pm On Nov 05, 2014
adamskutty:
are u high on fresh cow dung u brain damaged gorilla?

A simple question from your mister

The long arm of the law is closing in on you.
Re: Is This Also Part Of Marriage Romance? by adamskutty(m): 9:45pm On Nov 05, 2014
Sunnybobo3:


The long arm of the law is closing in on you.
ok i am patiently waiting grin grin

And be ready to show me where i mentioned goodluck ebele jonathan or is his name now ret@rdeen? grin

Crack da ribs cheesy grin grin
Re: Is This Also Part Of Marriage Romance? by adamskutty(m): 9:46pm On Nov 05, 2014
Sunnybobo3 the comedian grin
Re: Is This Also Part Of Marriage Romance? by adamskutty(m): 9:52pm On Nov 05, 2014
I dont know why the f@ggot is always following me around
Re: Is This Also Part Of Marriage Romance? by EfemenaXY: 7:50am On Nov 06, 2014
Oh puulleeezzz!

The guy ain't working so he can't afford to shakara his ärsë to the restaurant - unless of course, madam funds him (as usual).

Unemployed Nigga claiming "African Head" on dessert dry pockets cheesy

Anyway @op: advice this "friend" of yours to ditch you. You're obviously a very bad influence.

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Re: Is This Also Part Of Marriage Romance? by iconize(m): 8:35am On Nov 06, 2014
EfemenaXY:
Oh puulleeezzz!

The guy ain't working so he can't afford to shakara his ärsë to the restaurant - unless of course, madam funds him (as usual).

Unemployed Nigga claiming "African Head" on dessert dry pockets cheesy

Anyway @op: advice this "friend" of yours to ditch you. You're obviously a very bad influence.

You're an addled moronic stark illiterate.

Show us where it was written in my comment that the dude is unemployed.

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Re: Is This Also Part Of Marriage Romance? by EfemenaXY: 8:39am On Nov 06, 2014
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You're an addled moronic stark illiterate.

Show us where it was written in my comment that the dude is unemployed.

Shut up!

You ARE the unemployed twät desperate to form bigman. Now fück off my face, you chronic underachieving failure.

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Re: Is This Also Part Of Marriage Romance? by Nobody: 8:45am On Nov 06, 2014
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Lol!
Hey, calm down.

Your thoughts concerning his "pocket" status are wrong. He's actually good to go.
because he receives pocket money from his wife abi? undecided
Re: Is This Also Part Of Marriage Romance? by iconize(m): 9:10am On Nov 06, 2014
EfemenaXY:


Shut up!

You ARE the unemployed twät desperate to form bigman. Now fück off my face, you chronic underachieving failure.

Lmao!

M-oron, I might start going ham and pummeling your empty head. grin grin

A poverty stricken, low-brained walking corpse talking about big man. grin grin

Assss, GTFOH or I'll put a stone in your putrid, smelly mouth and choke you to death.

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Re: Is This Also Part Of Marriage Romance? by iconize(m): 9:12am On Nov 06, 2014
Mondisweets:
because he receives pocket money from his wife abi? undecided

This online university might help improve your reading prowess. grin grin

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Re: Is This Also Part Of Marriage Romance? by iconize(m): 9:17am On Nov 06, 2014
masonkz:


You guys are at it again. undecided




He's your bittch. You love and cherish him.

Accept it and move on. tongue
Re: Is This Also Part Of Marriage Romance? by EfemenaXY: 9:31am On Nov 06, 2014
iconize:


Lmao!

M-oron, I might start going ham and pummeling your empty head. grin grin

A poverty stricken, low-brained walking corpse talking about big man. grin grin

Assss, GTFOH or I'll put a stone in your putrid, smelly mouth and choke you to death.

I'd like to see you try it.

Now get back to your cooking pot before madam runs late for work, okay?

Bone idle teenage boy claiming married man. And while you're at it, don't forget to add Maggie and salt to your concoction. Now run along little boy and remember to slam the door shut on your way out.

Mtcheew.

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Re: Is This Also Part Of Marriage Romance? by iconize(m): 9:40am On Nov 06, 2014
EfemenaXY:


I'd like to see you try it.

Now get back to your cooking pot before madam runs late for work, okay?

Bone idle teenage boy claiming married man. Slam the door shut on your way out.

Mtcheew.

You're a pure addled m-oron!

You're contradicting your illiterate asss. grin grin grin

Can you see how dumb and idiotic you're? grin

You said the story was about myself and now you're saying I'm teen claiming to be married? grin grin

Stark illiterates like you shouldn't be living. grin

Someone should slaughter this thief! grin grin

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