Welcome, Guest: Register On Nairaland / LOGIN! / Trending / Recent / New
Stats: 3,158,194 members, 7,835,965 topics. Date: Tuesday, 21 May 2024 at 06:17 PM

2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee - Jobs/Vacancies (104) - Nairaland

Nairaland Forum / Nairaland / General / Jobs/Vacancies / 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee (1227034 Views)

Nigeria Liquefied Nigerian Gas (NLNG) Ongoing Recruitment / Vacancy At Nigeria Liquefied Nigerian Gas (NLNG) / Kpmg Graduate Trainee Aptitude Test 2015 (2) (3) (4)

(1) (2) (3) ... (101) (102) (103) (104) (105) (106) (107) ... (349) (Reply) (Go Down)

Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by adob16(f): 5:51pm On Nov 24, 2014
okzcorp:


So I wasn't in order when I posted Q1 2015?

Q1 2015 is very much in order but u posted Q3 2016 which CANNOT be in order
Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by Siicker(m): 6:27pm On Nov 24, 2014
It's kinda annoying when 'homeboy' comes, drops halfcooked information and then leaves like a boss... and then we all begin trying to decode & decipher his comments, hence at his mercy...

Boss, if You cant help, free us with our curiosity. We'll get the mail when we get the mail. Life aint that hard....

5 Likes

Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by masagoody(m): 6:36pm On Nov 24, 2014
Siicker:
It's kinda annoying when 'homeboy' comes, drops halfcooked information and then leaves like a boss... and then we all begin trying to decode & decipher his comments, hence at his mercy...

Boss, if You cant help, free us with our curiosity. We'll get the mail when we get the mail. Life aint that hard....
SECONDED.....
NLNG ain't HEAVEN

2 Likes

Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by cattysmilez: 6:48pm On Nov 24, 2014
Siicker:
It's kinda annoying when 'homeboy' comes, drops halfcooked information and then leaves like a boss... and then we all begin trying to decode & decipher his comments, hence at his mercy...

Boss, if You cant help, free us with our curiosity. We'll get the mail when we get the mail. Life aint that hard....


THIRDED grin

4 Likes

Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by Nobody: 7:05pm On Nov 24, 2014
Siicker:
It's kinda annoying when 'homeboy' comes, drops halfcooked information and then leaves like a boss... and then we all begin trying to decode & decipher his comments, hence at his mercy...

Boss, if You cant help, free us with our curiosity. We'll get the mail when we get the mail. Life aint that hard....
FOURTHED with vex.

3 Likes

Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by MaforBea(f): 7:05pm On Nov 24, 2014
Siicker:
It's kinda annoying when 'homeboy' comes, drops halfcooked information and then leaves like a boss... and then we all begin trying to decode & decipher his comments, hence at his mercy...

Boss, if You cant help, free us with our curiosity. We'll get the mail when we get the mail. Life aint that hard....

"FIFTHED"..
When help turns to sour agidi! Mscheww..

3 Likes

Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by Nobody: 7:06pm On Nov 24, 2014
Hahahaha,..I swear down, men don para!!...
Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by masagoody(m): 7:10pm On Nov 24, 2014
otega88:
Hahahaha,..I swear down, men don para!!...
para Na understatement o...when NLNG will not allow someone drink his garri in peace..
Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by Nobody: 7:19pm On Nov 24, 2014
masagoody:
para Na understatement o...when NLNG will not allow someone drink his garri in peace..
Lol my brother, NLNG didn't stop your garri drinking oh, in fact they are even giving you time to drink more.
If we are to be sincere though, I still don't see any info that dplacement has brought here that most of us don't already know. I use to think he was a mod on NL until people started asking him questions as regards NLNG specifically. Anyway, there's LinkedIn, and all types of NLNG 'sauce' can be found there. If you can get a few there, dplacement won't have to play with thy head...hahahahahahhaha
Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by Nobody: 8:42pm On Nov 24, 2014
Siicker:
It's kinda annoying when 'homeboy' comes, drops halfcooked information and then leaves like a boss... and then we all begin trying to decode & decipher his comments, hence at his mercy...

Boss, if You cant help, free us with our curiosity. We'll get the mail when we get the mail. Life aint that hard....

Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by ihekings: 8:43pm On Nov 24, 2014
Thanks dplacement.thanks for everything.i do understand your dilemma.living your life based on certain principles and being able to stand by them irrespective of ... is a mark of integrity.keep it up.hope to meet you at nlng next year.from what i can make of your info,the ac is next month just like my analysis predicted.goodluck to everyone.shalom.
Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by whatsupguys: 9:25pm On Nov 24, 2014
All of the comments ı am readıng here on deplacement arent really nıce. Dont forget has been helpful. At least not everyone ıs goıng on lınkedın. Please guys take ıt easy.

1 Like

Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by mashiboy(m): 6:57am On Nov 25, 2014
Even a silent is singal that something is happening or will happen talk less about shaking hand or head.

Am veri sure Dplacement is telling us that something related to NLNG GT AC wil happen veri soon. What is left for us are to prepare ourself and be ready for it.

Remember practice make perfect and hard working beat talent if talent is not working hard.

Gud luck to all potential NLNG staffs! cool

1 Like

Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by adob16(f): 7:27am On Nov 25, 2014
Dplacement u've been a grt guy. We appreciate that. Please IGNORE any comment that sounds offensive. CHERISH those comments that are encouraging. Even if you don't giv any more info, u have done well. However, we wud appreciate some more..


JUST MY OPINION smiley
Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by MaforBea(f): 7:47am On Nov 25, 2014
The "asss" licking in here is astounding! I hope somebody would not kneel down and beg for the job during the interview. Cheers.

9 Likes 1 Share

Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by adob16(f): 8:12am On Nov 25, 2014
Interesting.....
Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by Nobody: 9:59am On Nov 25, 2014
Dplacement atleast achieved one thing, he got people talking on this thread again. Like I said earlier, we won't ditch the invite when it comes because 99percent will attend. So when ever it comes we will be there. Those preparing more grease to your knees. Its a race!!!!
Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by scarletdp(m): 12:39pm On Nov 25, 2014
MaforBea:
The "asss" licking in here is astounding! I hope somebody would not kneel down and beg for the job during the interview. Cheers.

Aswear its astonishing... i opened nairaland and saw about (27) next to FT. I wondered what could have got ppl talking. Not surprised anyway...
DPlacement:
Usually I only give out information that is in the public domain.
Today I stumbled on some information that's not out there. I'm in a moral dilemma here.
It has to do with dates.

The info u stumbled upon that isn't in the public domain that has got u stuck in a moral dilemma has got absolutely no effect on how the remainder of this recruitment process is gonna go down... It woulda been better if u had wrote nada...

But den again you got some ppl's blood pumping again, could u pls turn around and bend over, i wanna kiss a.$.$ undecided
Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by KevinKupr8(m): 1:25pm On Nov 25, 2014
Sir Dplacement Says...

"Usually I only give out information that is in the public domain.
Today I stumbled on some information that's not out there. I'm in a moral dilemma here.
It has to do with dates"

Dear Aspirant,

Kindly explain the above sentences and give an Inference.

Thanks,

NLNG Nairaland.
Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by KevinKupr8(m): 1:42pm On Nov 25, 2014
KevinKupr8:
Sir Dplacement Says...

"Usually I only give out information that is in the public domain.
Today I stumbled on some information that's not out there. I'm in a moral dilemma here.
It has to do with dates"

Dear Aspirant,

Kindly explain the above sentences and give an Inference.

Thanks,

NLNG Nairaland.

Sentence 1. "Usually I only give out information that is in the public domain"
Explanation - I have a good motive for helping people with common stuffs.

Sentence 2. "Today I stumbled on some information that's not out there"
Explanation - I saw something of great importance today, that might be of help to people but it is confidential.


Sentence 3. "I'm in a moral dilemma here"
Explanation - I don,t know what to do, If I tell these people two things are going to happen.

1. It will seem I am helping people
2. It will seem I am Leaking out Information

Sentence 4. "It has to do with dates"
Explanation - Let me just give them a hint


Inference:

The case here can only be resolved by personal believes and how one approaches Ethical Decisions.

There is nothing wrong to be of help to someone using the Ethics of Care. Also Deontologically, it is morally right to do so.

........... To be Continued

Have an Urgent Deliverable.

Later Guys...

Dipo Adeeko
07066867572

1 Like

Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by Nobody: 1:55pm On Nov 25, 2014
KevinKupr8:


Sentence 1. "Usually I only give out information that is in the public domain"
Explanation - I have a good motive for helping people with common stuffs.

Sentence 2. "Today I stumbled on some information that's not out there"
Explanation - I saw something of great importance today, that might be of help to people but it is confidential.


Sentence 3. "I'm in a moral dilemma here"
Explanation - I don,t know what to do, If I tell these people two things are going to happen.

1. It will seem I am helping people
2. It will seem I am Leaking out Information

Sentence 4. "It has to do with dates"
Explanation - Let me just give them a hint


Inference:

The case here can only be resolved by personal believes and how one approaches Ethical Decisions.

There is nothing wrong to be of help to someone using the Ethics of Care. Also Deontologically, it is morally right to do so.

........... To be Continued

Have an Urgent Deliverable.

Later Guys...

Dipo Adeeko
07066867572
Lol, seems Dipo Adeeko smokes pot!!
Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by SegunMike(m): 2:32pm On Nov 25, 2014
otega88:

Lol, seems Dipo Adeeko smokes pot!!
grin
Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by whatsupguys: 9:52pm On Nov 25, 2014
wonda26:


What job? Advertising the blog abi? angry

Defınıtely workıng ın nlng wıll be so much fun, especıally wıth thıs volume of naıraland comedıans. Hehehe
Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by spacyzuma(m): 10:18am On Nov 26, 2014
Now that CBN has devalued the Naira...and with the likely posibility for worldwide oil prices to drop...

Can anyone explain how this will affect NLNG and the recruitment?
Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by mashiboy(m): 1:04pm On Nov 26, 2014
spacyzuma:
Now that CBN has devalued the Naira...and with the likely posibility for worldwide oil prices to drop...

Can anyone explain how this will affect NLNG and the recruitment?

Devalued Naira in world currency market will rise profit in NLNG business because of the following reasons;
1. Cost of labour is in Naira

2. 70% of cost of production is in Naira. And

3. 90% of LNG revenue are in USD or $

Plz Someone can help with correction, suggestion or additional information in my statement.

1 Like

Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by KevinKupr8(m): 3:43pm On Nov 26, 2014
otega88:

Lol, seems Dipo Adeeko smokes pot!!

I will report you to the class captain. Be careful.
Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by Nobody: 3:47pm On Nov 26, 2014
cheesy Hahahahahaha....... "I woulda sixthed" I am having mega fun here.......Guys, in this professional world, there's something we know as Ethical dilemma.....so don't go crucifying Dplacement if he's having one of those.

RealAdonye has solved the problem tay tay...Dplacement should PM him and the information solved. Problem solved, everybody is happy......End of story grin

1 Like

Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by KevinKupr8(m): 5:32pm On Nov 26, 2014
enito:
cheesy Hahahahahaha....... "I woulda sixthed" I am having mega fun here.......Guys, in this professional world, there's something we know as Ethical dilemma.....so don't go crucifying Dplacement if he's having one of those.

RealAdonye has solved the problem tay tay...Dplacement should PM him and the information solved. Problem solved, everybody is happy......End of story grin

I'm not happy, someone said "Seems Dipo Adeeko smokes pot". We need to " " that person......

" " = Missing Word (i.e. fill in the gap)

Thanks
Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by KevinKupr8(m): 5:39pm On Nov 26, 2014
KevinKupr8:


I'm not happy, someone said "Seems Dipo Adeeko smokes pot". We need to " " that person......

" " = Missing Word (i.e. fill in the gap)

Thanks

Options:

a. ostracize b. crucify c. emancipate d. castigate e. evict f. denounce g. exculpate

(1) (2) (3) ... (101) (102) (103) (104) (105) (106) (107) ... (349) (Reply)

Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum / Nigeria Customs Recruitment 2019. How To Apply. 3,200 Officers To Be Recruited / Post Entry Level/Industrial Trainee Jobs Here For Those Without Experience

Viewing this topic: 1 guest(s)

(Go Up)

Sections: politics (1) business autos (1) jobs (1) career education (1) romance computers phones travel sports fashion health
religion celebs tv-movies music-radio literature webmasters programming techmarket

Links: (1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) (9) (10)

Nairaland - Copyright © 2005 - 2024 Oluwaseun Osewa. All rights reserved. See How To Advertise. 42
Disclaimer: Every Nairaland member is solely responsible for anything that he/she posts or uploads on Nairaland.