quantumphysics:
so IMO STATE is not IGBO abi??

thandii1:
Forkadict, welcome back bro . The prison experience sounds like an adventure. Please oga briareos come and ban me and waxdude. .

*rolls eyes and cleans glasses for a nice viewing experience of...*

decanta:

Tell me about Virgos.

olegunner:
quick question. wild child dat created dis thread
he doesnt post here @ all

decanta:

I personally don't consider deltans Igbo.....any Igbo aside from anambra abia Enugu and ebonyi is not Igbo in my opinion..... Whether uti said that I know for certain he has a place in lekki phase I around Albert iyoro estate ......people see him there all the time,maybe a friends place but am very sure of that .Anyway I've said enough .....we move on.

ninnyanny:
really now? Im Deltan and my language is ibo...so whats my tribe biko? cos all these while I thought I was ibo..

thandii1:
Forkadict, welcome back bro . The prison experience sounds like an adventure. Please oga briareos come and ban me and waxdude. .

ShortPistolZA:


Pisces people like to fantasize & daydream a lot. They can be liars because Neptune, Pisces' ruling planet, is a planet of delusions, illusions & deceit.

On the good side, Pisces is very forgiving & generous, which tends to make them attract users who'll take full advantage of their generous nature. Pisces always fall victim for (fake) sob stories because they always put themselves in other people's shoes. Pisces are peace loving & often dislike too much noise. Pisces have psychic abilities. Pisces have musical talents & good singing voice. Pisces rules the feet, so you probably have nice, tiny feet. Whatever it is, there's always something special & different about Pisces people feet. You probably have beautiful, big eyes too & a nice body. The eye thing is more prevalent with all water signs (scorpio, cancer & pisces). The Pisces body shape is usually small at the top with small breàsts & full hips eg. Rihanna.
OK I'll stop there lol.
BTW, Virgo is your opposite sign in astrology, which makes them your best match romantically Opposite sign match-ups are a hit or miss though, but can teach a lot of valuable lessons.

ShortPistolZA:


Pisces people like to fantasize & daydream a lot. They can be liars because Neptune, Pisces' ruling planet, is a planet of delusions, illusions & deceit.

On the good side, Pisces is very forgiving & generous, which tends to make them attract users who'll take full advantage of their generous nature. Pisces always fall victim for (fake) sob stories because they always put themselves in other people's shoes. Pisces are peace loving & often dislike too much noise. Pisces have psychic abilities. Pisces have musical talents & good singing voice. Pisces rules the feet, so you probably have nice, tiny feet. Whatever it is, there's always something special & different about Pisces people feet. You probably have beautiful, big eyes too & a nice body. The eye thing is more prevalent with all water signs (scorpio, cancer & pisces). The Pisces body shape is usually small at the top with small breàsts & full hips eg. Rihanna.

OK I'll stop there lol.
BTW, Virgo is your opposite sign in astrology, which makes them your best match romantically Opposite sign match-ups are a hit or miss though, but can teach a lot of valuable lessons.

WORLDPEACE:


Fantasizing and day dreaming. √
lying. √
Noise hating peace lover( look at my moniker). √
Special feet (try working in my shoes). √
small breast ( in fact, flat). √
psychic abilities(You are thinking I'm joking). √
Musical talent ( I know how to blow my own trumpet)√

Oh my gosh this is freakishly scary! I must be a pisces. Which months fall under that sign?

ShortPistolZA:


LMAO @ special feet. Pisces starts at 19 February - 20 March.

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forkadict:
FORK ADDICT'S PRESS BRIEFING ON HIS RELEASE FROM JAIL.

First things first, I would like to seize this opportunuity to recognize and thank the people that identified with the struggle to secure my release from incarceration. I deeply appreciate yall from the deepest recess of my soul. But for yall and the solidarity, I would have languished in the prison till 1st DECEMBER 2014.

Prominent activists in the movement are @The Amaka, @Spade, @decanta, @Eustachio aka (Ochon), @maum, @thandii, @reincarnated, @kgr28, @Agbgift, @rusello, @shegxi, @sugarcoconut, @pseudome, @kirrs, @nigeriangirl, @shezy, @librate, @cestmoi1, @Captain Jason, @Orirebaby, @ToyinDipo, @dominique, @Worldpeace, @Forwetinnah @GHKwame1 @Youngwhy (pls pardon the spelling) and others that I may have ommitted their monikers, I just want to say a big thank you to each and everyone.

SIGNED,
EX-CONVICT FORK ADDICT.

ShortPistolZA:


Virgos are robotic & unfeeling emotionally. Or at least it appears that way since they're good at hiding their emotions. Virgos are hard working & perfectionists. They are also very critical of others because they're forever looking for perfection. Virgo is a sign servitude, not in a bad way though, they just like to be useful & help other people. It's in their nature. Virgos are also intelligent & good with words because of their ruling planet Mercury, which they share with Gemini. Virgos are clean freaks & germaphobes. They always have a cabinet full of medicine in their homes because they seem to always have some "illness" or another, most of it is imagined. Virgo rules the stomach, so Virgos always have issues with wind (farts) or upset stomachs in general. The men can be stingy too but stinginess seem to be an earth sign thing (capricorn, taurus & virgo).

That's all I know about virgo. It's not my favourite sign even though my mom was one.

BTW, you can also google "dark zodiac" or "black zodiac". It's where astronomers diss every sign. It's hilarious.

safarigirl:
lol. The Pisces I know doesn't have the boldened traits, ESPECIALLY the 2nd one, case-in-point, Tayo. My sis too, guess there are exceptions to some of these traits. The body shape is correct though

lighternote:
With the way Ella- Idris- Goitse triangle has gone sour, I'm pretty sure Uganda is locked down for Tayo as Ella leaves on Sunday.
And to think I heard Ella telling Idris on day 51 that she was campaigning for him as per beauty queen levels gets me cracking. The desperate s.lut doesn't know her ass is on fire. I can't wait to see the shock on her face on Sunday. Dem go know!

decanta:

Your mum was....She is late?

waxdude:

Ah ah yaay...thandii kilon so

WORLDPEACE:

You know I could never agree with 'tiny feet'.

ShortPistolZA:


LMAO @ special feet. Pisces starts at 19 February - 20 March.

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Forwetinnah:
Macky2 ' s GF in the house while he's chilling with Sipe . She's pretty though, Akward!! She looks like Sipe too

thandii1:


Mon so wipe ki emi ati Iwo nikan jo lo lo igba die ninu tubu, . O ba o lara mu abi oo nife si.

Oya, let me see how much of the language you understand.

Jekyllandhyde, face front iti akwu

ShortPistolZA:


Virgos are robotic & unfeeling emotionally. Or at least it appears that way since they're good at hiding their emotions (1). Virgos are hard working & perfectionists(2). They are also very critical of others because they're forever looking for perfection (3). Virgo is a sign servitude, not in a bad way though, they just like to be useful & help other people (4). It's in their nature. Virgos are also intelligent & good with words because of their ruling planet Mercury, which they share with Gemini (5). Virgos are clean freaks & germaphobes (6). They always have a cabinet full of medicine in their homes because they seem to always have some "illness" or another, most of it is imagined (7). Virgo rules the stomach, so Virgos always have issues with wind (farts) or upset stomachs in general (. The men can be stingy too but stinginess seem to be an earth sign thing (capricorn, taurus & virgo) (9).

That's all I know about virgo. It's not my favourite sign even though my mom was one.

BTW, you can also google "dark zodiac" or "black zodiac". It's where astronomers diss every sign. It's hilarious.

WORLDPEACE:

I'm an April baby

azaania:
Big brother africa it has become corrupted now and they care about business only and nothing else,they don't look foul playing or anything.Is like football game without referee how can people from Nigeria or Zambia or any other nation vote using rest of Africa chance.this is completely non sense.this competition will be buried in next few years from now.

forkadict:


What tha fork! As in WHAT THA FORK!!!!!!!!

I dont even know where to start from. Ok. Let me start by saying that I share the same sentiments with @Spade on this astrology thingy. Cos i dont believe they are accurate on the one hand and then based on my faith, I think its got an occultic dimension to it. Now, please find beneath my assessment of what you got up there.

1) I am quite emotional. Particularly by peoples misery and misfortune. I am almost always asking God why he permits so much misery in the world. But the good thing is I am a master at hiding my emotions.

2) Absolutely. I am always pushing myself to my limits in any endeavour I undertake. For me, nothing but the best is good enough. I only accept anything short of the best when it has been proven beyond all reasonable doubts that i might die in my quest of achieving the best. Only then will I soft pedal.

3) Absolutely.

4) True.

5) Absolutely. As manifest in my grades thru school.

6) Absolutely.

7) Well, not a cabinet per se but I always make sure i have a couple of drugs handy at any point in time. pain relievers, analgesics and a few others.

i dont have issues with stomach upsets personally. Neither do I have with farts. However, I consider farting in peoples presence as a GRAVE AND HEINOUS CRIME. In my personal constitution, it carries equal weight as murder.

(9) Some people call it stingy, I call it prudence.

I aint googling jack cos like i said earlier, i think the practise has got some occultic undertone going by my faith. But thanks for the experience tho. It was pleasant.

WORLDPEACE:

I'm an April baby