Razor rushed into d hauz breathing hevily....... D following conversation took place......
Stayed tuned

MAMA DOYIN: wat has happened again ehnn u dis oloriburuku boi wat happened
RAZOR: ahh... Mummy alligator dey pursue me
mama doyin: where is it(dis boi will nt kill me).
On getting there d mother asked him where it is nd d boi pointed 2 a lizard nd said dat is it. His mother gave him a hot slap saying u dis gud 4 notin boi i 4 don kill u since oh na fear of God nai dey hold me skuul u no wan go,work u no wan learn wetin u want ehnnn u no go kill me...
D boi angrily walked away saing saing tym go come

Teacher:wat is a noun
razor:a noun is a person dat seats on a thing e.g ur big fat arsse

Updates coming later.... Plz help me comment we all dey try our best

Are you the guy in the joke?

Honestly, this is an eye-sore. No offence meant.

Your best ain't good enough at all.

Agybabe:
Are you the guy in the joke?

Honestly, this is an eye-sore. No offence meant.

Your best ain't good enough at all.

..... By d way its fiction nd its not yet complete

Bros dem dey build joke?? #confused

amxgr8:
..... By d way its fiction nd its not yet complete

am back again with new updates coming

One man was very intrested in making love
to his engaged office patner but the girl
keep on insisting and reminding him that
she is engaged.
One day the girl was wearing a mini skirt
that bearly cover her laps when the man
walk upto her and said i will drop 100000
naira bucks on the graound before you
pick it i will pull your pants and mave sweet
love to you the girl was suprice so she called
her fiancee and tell her the offer her fiancee
said the offer is nice what you have to do is
as soon as he drops the money before he
will open his zip you pick the money and
you win remember to call me when you are
done they both agree
So 30 minutes later the boy waited for her
to call but she did not call but later she called
after what looks like 45 minutes the boy ask
what happend the girl in a skimpy voice
respong he use COINS and before i could
pick 100 naira he have already done on

Akpos and his two friends attended a party and got themselfs drunk......On there way home they chatted a cab(taxi).When they entered, they told the driver there destination..The driver noticing that they were drunk started his car and turned it off..He turned and told them that have arrieved at their destination......they paid the taxi driver his money,, and he was happy that his plan worked... to his grtest suprise while AKPOS was coming down he gave him a sound slap....the driver thought that Akpos knew what he did but decided to ask Akpos why the slap and Akpos answerd ``YOU ALMOST KILLED US````

Switching to akpos nd no longer razor

Oga seun why cant i create a new thread

Akpos was at home on the eve of Valentine’s Day when his girlfriend, Ekaitee, came. The following conversation ensued: Ekaitte: [Smiles and holds Akpos’ head affectionately] Darling, are you getting me that Iphone 6 I requested for Valentine? Akpos: No. Ekaitte: But you promised? Akpos: My religion does not permit me to celebrate Valentine. Ekaitte: […]
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