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The adventures of Mikuz by mikuz(m): 7:54pm On Feb 03, 2011

ENGLAND HEROES RETURN HOME FROM THE 2010 WORLD CUP

As the English team flew home from the disappointment of the World Cup in South Africa.They were met by thousands of supporters cheering,clapping and waving their flags at the airport.
Fabio Capello the manager of the team was filled with smiles when he told reporters : " I am really delighted to be here in Scotland,I can not deny that I am overhelmed that the plane was diverted to Glasgow airport."

Re: The adventures of Mikuz by mikuz(m): 8:02pm On Feb 03, 2011

THE STUPID GUY AND THE DOCTOR

There was a guy that was sick he went to the doctor and said : "doctor i have a fever" the doctor said : "you will have to take 4 spoons of the medicine", the sick guy said : "but doctor,I only have 3 spoons what shall I do?"

PETERS TWIN

QUESTION : If Peter has a twin what then will the other twin be called?
ANSWER :
Repeter!

Re: The adventures of Mikuz by mikuz(m): 8:20pm On Feb 03, 2011

GRANDMA AND THE WEDDING/FUNERAL

One day a man, went to a wedding and sitting next to him was the bride's grandma.
After the ceremony, she nudged the man and said "You're next!" The next week the bride died in a car accident, and the man and the Grandma went to the funeral. As they were in line waiting to say their goodbyes, the man nudged the Grandma and said, "Just wait, you're next!"

Re: The adventures of Mikuz by BossTtdiamonds(m): 9:44am On Feb 04, 2011

The stuff. . . funny small. . . you try shaa, . . . .

Re: The adventures of Mikuz by Nelson6(m): 11:38am On Feb 04, 2011

lmao!! very funny grin

me likey!! more pls

i need to ease my depression

Re: The adventures of Mikuz by mikuz(m): 3:28am On Jul 06, 2012

Why do stories have to be
so long
when told by a woman?
Example:
Man telling the story: "Hey
you
remember that fat guy who
was
dancing at the party? He
died."
Woman telling the story:
"Honey
Do you remember my friend
Jackie from work? The one
who
invited us to her party! She
just
told me that Mike's wife from
the
party, heard from James'
wife
Cathy, that Philip told her
that his
brother Max, the f...at guy
from
the party, choked on a
piece of
meat, or it could have been
bread,I don't remember, but
anyway, she said that Max
was
rushed to the hospital late
last
night, after he suffocated
from
being choked by the bread.
They
did all they could do to
save him,
but he didn't make it. I can't
believe it, that fat guy from
the
party died. grin

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Re: The adventures of Mikuz by mikuz(m): 3:33am On Jul 06, 2012

Girl invited her boyfriend
over
for dinner in her house, so
that
he could meet
her parents.While they
were
eating, it started raining
heavily.
The girl’s mother said;
Julius, I think you should
sleep
over here because this rain
shows no sign of stopping
anytime soon.After eating
the
mom went to the toilet and
the
father went to sleep while
the
girl went to the kitchen to
clean
the plates, when the girl
and the
mother returned, Julius was
no
longer there.As they were
busy
wondering where he was,
he came back really soaking
wet.
Mother;Where were you
and
why are you so
wet?
Julius;I went home to get
my
pyjamas! grin

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Re: The adventures of Mikuz by bashydemy(m): 8:29am On Jul 06, 2012

This lasy joke got me laughing you try Mikuz

Re: The adventures of Mikuz by mikuz(m): 5:55pm On Jul 06, 2012

IRONY ON FACEBOOK
Different updates and their
response
1. Am a saved man and I
love
going to church.
- 2 likes.
- 1 comment.
2. I know I will do well in my
studies
- 4 likes.
- 3 comments.
3. Tonight I must watch T.V
coz I
missed the previous
programmes
- 12 likes.
- 23 comments.
4. I had s.3x through the
entire
night but am still horný
- 72 likes.
- 127 comments
grin

Re: The adventures of Mikuz by Yeske2(m): 6:03pm On Jul 06, 2012

LWKMD, you wicked o.

Re: The adventures of Mikuz by dani1luv: 6:15pm On Jul 06, 2012

Re: The adventures of Mikuz by mikuz(m): 7:58pm On Jul 06, 2012

Dani please stick this thread. Thanks. cool

Re: The adventures of Mikuz by Nobody: 8:53pm On Jul 06, 2012

nice jokes from mikuz wink

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Re: The adventures of Mikuz by Nobody: 9:24pm On Jul 06, 2012

Really great jokes! Got me laffing ma a$$ off esp dat of d crazy boyfriend going back home in d rain to get his pygamas!

mikuz: ENGLAND HEROES RETURN HOME FROM THE 2010 WORLD CUP

As the English team flew home from the disappointment of the World Cup in South Africa.They were met by thousands of supporters cheering,clapping and waving their flags at the airport.
Fabio Capello the manager of the team was filled with smiles when he told reporters : " I am really delighted to be here in Scotland,I can not deny that I am overhelmed that the plane was diverted to Glasgow airport."

hmm.....don't u think mukina will move ur sports jokes to sport section, just as she moves sexu.al jokes to sexuality section?

#just wondering tongue

Re: The adventures of Mikuz by Nobody: 9:25pm On Jul 06, 2012

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Re: The adventures of Mikuz by mikuz(m): 4:41pm On Jul 07, 2012

Thanks Vicky and Booqee cool

I love you girls.

A mad man at a mental
hospital climbed on a branch
of a tree and stayed there
for half a day. Suddenly he
let go of the branch and fell
full force to the ground. A
doctor quickly came and
asked him "what
happened?" the mad man
answered "I'M RIPE!"

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Re: The adventures of Mikuz by mikuz(m): 10:24am On Jul 09, 2012

~vicky~:

U RE DA BEST

and you're the sweetest kiss

Re: The adventures of Mikuz by mikuz(m): 10:25am On Jul 09, 2012

~vicky~:

U RE DA BEST

Re: The adventures of Mikuz by Nobody: 10:32am On Jul 09, 2012

mikuz: and you're the sweetest

thanks

♥‿♥

Re: The adventures of Mikuz by swtchicgurl: 1:05pm On Jul 09, 2012

booqee: ^^which kain sexuality section?? So u too in support of d crap mukina is pulling in jokes section hia?

not exactly madmoiselle, just saying. U knw we have a few under-age here: like homar, vivly, and even d poster.

Re: The adventures of Mikuz by Nobody: 4:38pm On Jul 09, 2012

swtchicgurl:

not exactly madmoiselle, just saying. U knw we have a few under-age here: like homar, vivly, and even d poster.

oh.....buh u forgot to include bingbagbo and dani1roff.

Re: The adventures of Mikuz by mikuz(m): 4:11pm On Jul 14, 2012

Soon enough . . .

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Re: The adventures of Mikuz by mikuz(m): 4:13pm On Jul 14, 2012

Husband texts to wife on
cell..
"Hi, what r u doing Darling?"
Wife: I'm dying..!
Husband jumps with joy but
types
"Sweet Heart, how can I
live without U?"
Wife: "U idi0t! I'm dying my
hair.."
Husband: "Bloody English
Language!

Re: The adventures of Mikuz by mikuz(m): 4:15pm On Jul 14, 2012

A Woman accompanied
her husband to a
doctor's office for check up.
After the check up, the
doctor took the wife aside
and
said;
If you don't do the
following,
your husband will die;
1. Each morning, fix him a
healthy breakfast and send
him
off to work in a
good mood.
2. At lunch time, make him a
warm nutritious
meal and put him in a good
frame
of mind before he goes
back to
work.
3. For dinner, fix a nice
meal, don't
burden him with
household chores.
4. Have sex with him
several times
a week
and satisfy his every whim.
On the way home, the
husband
asked his wife
what the doctor told her.
She replied;
You are going to die.

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Re: The adventures of Mikuz by mikuz(m): 4:16pm On Jul 14, 2012

An Man and his Son went
on a camping trip. They
setup their tent and fell
asleep in it.
Hours later, the man woke
his Son up and asked;
Look up to the sky and tell
me what you see?.
The Boy replied;
I see a million stars.
The Man asked; And what
does that tell you?.
The Boy replied;
It tells me that there are
millions of galaxies and
planets.
The Man gives the Boy a
hot slap; Idi0t u, our tent
has been stolen!

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Re: The adventures of Mikuz by mikuz(m): 4:18pm On Jul 14, 2012

A married man died before
having sex with his wife.
The wife then cuts his dìck
embalms it and fixed it on
the wall. Each night she
went
to the wall to... satisfy
herself. One day her
neighbor found out! Then
he
made a hole in d
wall,removed d man's dìck
and put his dìck instead,
waiting for the lady. The
lady came with a knife, cuts
the dìck and said darling we
are moving to a new house!

Re: The adventures of Mikuz by mikuz(m): 4:20pm On Jul 14, 2012

BREAKING NEWS: The 2012
gulder ultimate search is
scheduled 2 hold in
damaturu, yobe state...
Contestant wil be looking 4
BOKO HARAM leader.
Prize#1 billion, hurry up 4
ur form now, no dull urself,
i bliv u hav wot it takes ,
na im mak me snd u dis
info.

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Re: The adventures of Mikuz by swtchicgurl: 4:31pm On Jul 14, 2012

mikuz: An Man and his Son went
on a camping trip. They
setup their tent and fell
asleep in it.
Hours later, the man woke
his Son up and asked;
Look up to the sky and tell
me what you see?.
The Boy replied;
I see a million stars.
The Man asked; And what
does that tell you?.
The Boy replied;
It tells me that there are
millions of galaxies and
planets.
The Man gives the Boy a
hot slap; Idi0t u, our tent
has been stolen!

hahahaha! best joke of the thread so far! grin

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