DUG FROM NL's ARCHIVES

1. You saw me sweeping my room & you never cared to collect the broom and finish the sweeping, It's over!

2. I told you 2 log out after we finished chatting on facebook but i saw your status about 30mins ago. *its over*

3. Imagine you without respect, receiving calls from guys in my presence. I can't accommodate that shit again. In fact! *it's over*

4. you don't bend properly when u sweep, you'll have pride issues. I can't marry a proud woman, *its over*

5. Did u just call me honey? You are trying to say my mum is a Bee? We're done! *its over*

6. U didn't tell me u'r coming over. So u want to spy on me? *it's over*

7. My mum checked my future, you are not in it. *its over*.

8. U bought banana for me without buying groundnut. WHY? *it's over*

9. Baby my mum said there are a lot of witches in your village so we can't continue this relationship. *its over*

10. Why would u tell me to watch the UEFA Champions League when Manchester United didn't qualify, you want to mock me abi? *Its over*

11. U smiled at the guy in the car while we were trekking. *its over*

Seen this like. 1000000times

iceberylin:
Seen this like. 1000000times

me toooo

AJ01:
me toooo

Me threeee

first time this was posted, it made front page, bt yu shld av posted this on 2go whether e go make sense there. cuz this simply doesnt make sense to us anymore.

AKMoney1:


Me threeee

me four_leti

AKMoney1:


Me threeee

even u wey neva read am sef dey open ya mawt

must u join d bandwagon?

NB: It was posted first by me (with a different account)

ALKARULEZ615:
even u wey neva read am sef dey open ya mawt

must u join d bandwagon?

NB: It was posted first by me (with a different account)

You don't get it, do you? This joke is stale mhen. We need something new and hilarious.

AKMoney1:


You don't get it, do you? This joke is stale mhen. We need something new and hilarious.

And u fink its a joke?

wud av posted it in d "Jokes" Section if it was aimed at making u laff....

Peace!

ALKARULEZ615:


And u fink its a joke?

wud av posted it in d "Jokes" Section if it was aimed at making u laff....

Peace!

This is the biggest joke of the season

Oga park well joor, if no be joke then na wetin?

LAME :|

AKMoney1:


This is the biggest joke of the season

Oga park well joor, if no be joke then na wetin?

Datz d P......u fink evri list shud be aimed at making u laff? Change ur mind set baba

Don't quote me aqain, sire...........

ALKARULEZ615:

Datz d P......u fink evri list shud be aimed at making u laff? Change ur mind set baba

Don't quote me aqain, sire...........

So this is educational?

AKMoney1:


So this is educational?

shwuuo!!! U nor dey tire?

ALKARULEZ615:
shwuuo!!! U nor dey tire?

I'm tired now since you can't categorize your post.

AKMoney1:


I'm tired now since you can't categorize your post.

don't wana trade insults wid u

#Peace is the motive