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Dumb Questions Ladies Ask Guys And Their Answers by Lilprincey(m): 9:49am On Dec 08, 2014
Dumb questions babes ask guys regularly and the
funny answers guys give:
Are you a player?
Ans: Yes, CHELSEA FC wants to sign me next
season.
Why do you wan't my Pin?
Ans: I want to use it to burst balloons.
Can you die for me?
Ans: My name is surely not Romeo
My BIS will soon expire, what am I going to do?
Ans: Return the BB phone to the seller and get a
Nokia 3310.
If I sleep over in your house, hope nothing funny
will happen?
Ans: No, trust me, we would just perform a vigil.
Hope you won't break my Heart?
Ans: If you don't put it at the edge of the table.
Can you take me out?
Ans: Sorry are you in prison?
Can you come and pick me up?
Ans: Are you a beans seed?
I think I've missed my period
Ans: Then ask the class captain for the next class!
Can't you get a Car?
Ans: Did your father have a car when he was in
college?
Feel free to add urz..

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Re: Dumb Questions Ladies Ask Guys And Their Answers by holatin(m): 9:51am On Dec 08, 2014
You want d ladies to flog you ?
but some ladies know sport than many guys like me

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Re: Dumb Questions Ladies Ask Guys And Their Answers by Sabadon(m): 10:56am On Dec 08, 2014
patiently waiting for counter reaction

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Re: Dumb Questions Ladies Ask Guys And Their Answers by Lilprincey(m): 1:28pm On Dec 08, 2014
holatin:
You want d ladies to flog you
Abeg oo..but nah true tok
Re: Dumb Questions Ladies Ask Guys And Their Answers by Nobody: 3:58pm On Dec 08, 2014
What Una for just try am with any chick... Especially me... You will hear your family's history that day... Lmao!!

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Re: Dumb Questions Ladies Ask Guys And Their Answers by Lilprincey(m): 7:38pm On Dec 08, 2014
misscastle:
What Una for just try am with any chick... Especially me... You will hear your family's history that day... Lmao!!
Which question are u guilty of? cheesy
misscastle:
What Una for just try am with any chick... Especially me... You will hear your family's history that day... Lmao!!
Which question are u guilty of?

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Re: Dumb Questions Ladies Ask Guys And Their Answers by Nobody: 9:13pm On Dec 08, 2014
Lilprincey:

Which question are u guilty of? cheesy
Why do you want my PIN?

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Re: Dumb Questions Ladies Ask Guys And Their Answers by Lilprincey(m): 12:09am On Dec 09, 2014
misscastle:

Why do you want my PIN?
hehehe..ok
Re: Dumb Questions Ladies Ask Guys And Their Answers by Nmeri17: 8:24pm On Dec 09, 2014
girl: who's the girl on yo dp ??
Me: she's the sister of the wife of my uncle's senior brother and today is her birthday embarassed

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Re: Dumb Questions Ladies Ask Guys And Their Answers by Readonee35L(m): 8:24pm On Dec 09, 2014
lol
Re: Dumb Questions Ladies Ask Guys And Their Answers by Bennyberry(m): 8:24pm On Dec 09, 2014
Oh
Re: Dumb Questions Ladies Ask Guys And Their Answers by Jerry24kay(m): 8:24pm On Dec 09, 2014
*In the room Naked*
girl: what do you want to do ?

I want to Do Deliverance
grin

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Re: Dumb Questions Ladies Ask Guys And Their Answers by naijaboiy: 8:25pm On Dec 09, 2014
Girl: How did you get my pin

Me: I picked it on the floor undecided Or angel Gabriel gave it to me in my dream undecided

And after a hot round of sex,,girl asks

Girl: What are we now?

Me: We are nothing but pencils in the hands of the creator undecided

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Re: Dumb Questions Ladies Ask Guys And Their Answers by Guykhena(m): 8:25pm On Dec 09, 2014
Lilprincey:

If I sleep over in your house, hope nothing funny
will happen?
Ans: No, trust me, we would just perform a vigil..
grin grin grin grin

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Re: Dumb Questions Ladies Ask Guys And Their Answers by Amoshie(m): 8:26pm On Dec 09, 2014
Old stuff, please try to be creative.

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Re: Dumb Questions Ladies Ask Guys And Their Answers by Codedboy1: 8:26pm On Dec 09, 2014
funny
Re: Dumb Questions Ladies Ask Guys And Their Answers by Nobody: 8:26pm On Dec 09, 2014
Why do u want to know my name? Seriously?

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Re: Dumb Questions Ladies Ask Guys And Their Answers by Clefcentfelix(m): 8:27pm On Dec 09, 2014
Old stuff #MyCharityComment
Re: Dumb Questions Ladies Ask Guys And Their Answers by Iffffffy(f): 8:27pm On Dec 09, 2014
Do you have a girlfriend?

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Re: Dumb Questions Ladies Ask Guys And Their Answers by Promking: 8:27pm On Dec 09, 2014
OP, wait make I roll on the floor and laugh my ass out b4 i'll add to it

grin cheesy grin cheesy





Girl: What do you need my number for?


Me: I want to give it to babalawo so that all the sense in your head would finish

tongue

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Re: Dumb Questions Ladies Ask Guys And Their Answers by chibwike(m): 8:27pm On Dec 09, 2014
Lol
Re: Dumb Questions Ladies Ask Guys And Their Answers by piagetskinner(m): 8:27pm On Dec 09, 2014
ARE U RICH?
Re: Dumb Questions Ladies Ask Guys And Their Answers by Nobody: 8:27pm On Dec 09, 2014 
girl:i hate you!!!
ans:well hate the op of this thread for opening such a useless
thred... grin



sips my chilled origin and observing

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Re: Dumb Questions Ladies Ask Guys And Their Answers by Maczeelly(m): 8:28pm On Dec 09, 2014
Hmmmm.......funny SHA
Re: Dumb Questions Ladies Ask Guys And Their Answers by spanzed(m): 8:28pm On Dec 09, 2014
holatin:
You want d ladies to flog you
congrats on making first to comments u are really an active nairalander
Re: Dumb Questions Ladies Ask Guys And Their Answers by mukykaffe: 8:28pm On Dec 09, 2014
In france our pattern is different grin thou i ve got no business with the topic, i still made it #firstpagethings

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Re: Dumb Questions Ladies Ask Guys And Their Answers by Zaikon(m): 8:28pm On Dec 09, 2014
OP which on dem ever ask you nd how you take reply
Re: Dumb Questions Ladies Ask Guys And Their Answers by Bensondrums(m): 8:28pm On Dec 09, 2014
Abeg i dey carol for benin...

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Re: Dumb Questions Ladies Ask Guys And Their Answers by eaglebride(m): 8:28pm On Dec 09, 2014
Lolll

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