israeloke4:
dis naija don tired me o

nattyGENT:
copy n paste post. Not even a minute modification. Use yo head next time.

Qstn: Between mee and your mum, who would you rescue in emergency/ dangerous situation?

Ans: haha! God's plans towards us are for good, not disaster...

lilmaxfidel:

girl:i hate you!!!
ans:well hate the op of this thread for opening such a useless
thred... 



sips my chilled origin and observing

felifeli:


Dude you forgot the classic
Girl : Do you love me ?
Guy : No I just wanted to sleep with you and now that I have done it I think you are the ugliest bi.tch I ever saw in my life
Girl: Boo hoo hoo. I am going to kill myself.
Guy : What would you wish to kill yourself with ? I will buy it for you.
Girl; you are heartless
Guy : Choi how you take know say I no get heart , you be winsh ?

jsunex:
Nice one op kip it up

Jennifer89:
still figuring watz funny in this. Op your post is dry.

misscastle:

Why do you want my PIN?

Amoshie:
Old stuff, please try to be creative.

zeongeon:
Babe: Hey boo, am trying to be sexy for you so what should I put on?
Boy: Therefore put on the whole amour of God so that when the days of evil come, you may be able to stand ur ground, and after you have done everything to stand. stand firm then, with the belt of truth buckled around your waist, with the breast plate of righteousness in place and with ur feet fitted...should I continue.

Lilprincey:
Dumb questions babes ask guys regularly and the
funny answers guys give:
Are you a player?
Ans: Yes, CHELSEA FC wants to sign me next
season.
Why do you wan't my Pin?
Ans: I want to use it to burst balloons.
Can you die for me?
Ans: My name is surely not Romeo
My BIS will soon expire, what am I going to do?
Ans: Return the BB phone to the seller and get a
Nokia 3310.
If I sleep over in your house, hope nothing funny
will happen?
Ans: No, trust me, we would just perform a vigil.
Hope you won't break my Heart?
Ans: If you don't put it at the edge of the table.
Can you take me out?
Ans: Sorry are you in prison?
Can you come and pick me up?
Ans: Are you a beans seed?
I think I've missed my period
Ans: Then ask the class captain for the next class!
Can't you get a Car?
Ans: Did your father have a car when he was in
college?
Feel free to add urz..

lilmaxfidel:

girl:i hate you!!!
ans:well hate the op of this thread for opening such a useless
thred... 



sips my chilled origin and observing

Preciousone4ril:
Why do u want to know my name? Seriously?

olenda:
;DMake I laffy , girl; do u have a girl friend, Boy ; no I be guy.

Ishilove:

Am I supposed to laugh?

Gbadegesin19:
Girl: who was the girl you were talking with today?

Guy: she's the daughter of the younger sister that gave birth to the elder brother of the VC's father.

naijaboiy:
Girl: How did you get my pin

Me: I picked it on the floor Or angel Gabriel gave it to me in my dream

And after a hot round of sex,,girl asks

Girl: What are we now?

Me: We are nothing but pencils in the hands of the creator

Jerry24kay:
*In the room Naked*
girl: what do you want to do ?

I want to Do Deliverance

misscastle:

Why do you want my PIN?