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Re: 15 Signs That Confirm You’re A Typical Nigerian by Chuksemi(m): 5:34pm On Dec 31, 2014
Proudly representing green and white!

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Re: 15 Signs That Confirm You’re A Typical Nigerian by colored(m): 5:44pm On Dec 31, 2014
You forgot to mention that Nigerians paint every incidence not favorable to them as spiritual. Example, a guy that gets turn down on an interview self-assuringly accuses his village peeps for using juju to sabotage him.

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Re: 15 Signs That Confirm You’re A Typical Nigerian by colored(m): 5:47pm On Dec 31, 2014
Vision2045:
dis last min remembrance...an Oct post making front page on the last day of the year...






okay then...I pray that all ur blessings still hanging will locate you today....

another typical Nigerian!

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Re: 15 Signs That Confirm You’re A Typical Nigerian by Nobody: 6:10pm On Dec 31, 2014
When you withdraw money from the ATM and still count the money to be sure if it is complete grin grin grin grin

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Re: 15 Signs That Confirm You’re A Typical Nigerian by Whizpeter(m): 6:25pm On Dec 31, 2014
NovusHomo:
D'accord Monsieur Mitterand. Vous n'etes pas un Nigerian typique.

Qu'en pensez-vous? Êtes-vous un Nigérian typique?
Re: 15 Signs That Confirm You’re A Typical Nigerian by omonnakoda: 6:48pm On Dec 31, 2014
There are many types of Nigerian Those who use gas aand those who use kerosene. There is a difference. Some Nigerians have taps with hot water and cold water in their homes. We don't shout up NEPA please stop it!!!
Re: 15 Signs That Confirm You’re A Typical Nigerian by GboGboAye: 6:54pm On Dec 31, 2014
Sandd:
what sort of dirty singlet is that guy wearing?Nigerians and indeed Africans are some of the filthiest people in the world . I can't stand dirty people.

Your father! Waka!! Idiot!
Who do you think you are?
May your descendants live in poverty because of your insensitivity.
Goat like you.
It is people like you who die from terminal illnesses that will make u rotten from inside out. Maggots go chop you.

Psseeeuuuu!!!

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Re: 15 Signs That Confirm You’re A Typical Nigerian by omonnakoda: 6:57pm On Dec 31, 2014
But Nigerians are often dirty and seldom use deodorants. So no need for abuse it is a fact
Re: 15 Signs That Confirm You’re A Typical Nigerian by ollgeetrxll(m): 7:04pm On Dec 31, 2014
6,7,8,9,12,13,14,15 Guilty.

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Re: 15 Signs That Confirm You’re A Typical Nigerian by GboGboAye: 7:05pm On Dec 31, 2014
omonnakoda:
But Nigerians are often dirty and seldom use deodorants. So no need for abuse it is a fact
Your moronic statement is enough to get you run down by a trailer.

Why don't you buy the deodorant for them? In fact why don't you give them the water they need to shower and wash clothes? Most of these people are victims of one thing or the other that has rendered them homeless.
Where you love are there not smelly dirty and homeless people?
I hate people like you who pretend to eat gold and drink silver. People like you who pretend you don't shit or mosquito does not bite.
Stop bringing ppl down to elevate your damned self.

And for your information 'nigerians' do not smell neither are they dirty. Stop generalizing!

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Re: 15 Signs That Confirm You’re A Typical Nigerian by omonnakoda: 7:21pm On Dec 31, 2014
GboGboAye:

Your moronic statement is enough to get you run down by a trailer.

Why don't you buy the deodorant for them? In fact why don't you give them the water they need to shower and wash clothes? Most of these people are victims of one thing or the other that has rendered them homeless.
Where you love are there not smelly dirty and homeless people?
I hate people like you who pretend to eat gold and drink silver. People like you who pretend you don't shit or mosquito does not bite.
Stop bringing ppl down to elevate your damned self.

And for your information 'nigerians' do not smell neither are they dirty. Stop generalizing!
In fact your mother will be run down by a trailer and dogs will eat her flesh. Your children will die before your eyes You hate people like me ??You will die hating,hate will abide with you all your wretched life. Lol do I look like I care about scum like you or your impotent emotions?
Re: 15 Signs That Confirm You’re A Typical Nigerian by IcePk(m): 7:47pm On Dec 31, 2014
na true O!
Re: 15 Signs That Confirm You’re A Typical Nigerian by KMB: 7:51pm On Dec 31, 2014
It's true o.....just added the O to my sentence
Re: 15 Signs That Confirm You’re A Typical Nigerian by Lovexme(m): 8:07pm On Dec 31, 2014
None except No. 6 is exactly true for me.
Re: 15 Signs That Confirm You’re A Typical Nigerian by elantraceey(f): 8:13pm On Dec 31, 2014
I possess just two qualities there , does it mean am not a Nigerian? undecided

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Re: 15 Signs That Confirm You’re A Typical Nigerian by Harmvirus(f): 8:46pm On Dec 31, 2014
Lolz #proudlyNigerian
Re: 15 Signs That Confirm You’re A Typical Nigerian by DaBullIT(m): 9:48pm On Dec 31, 2014
[size=22pt]8

Paranoid like hell always watching , observing and cautious , I no dey look Uche face , I don't smile to strangers , I don't shake them , I don't go to parties without being able to scout for an escape route before hand , I don't like bottles or knife fights , I , trust no hoes , trust no friend , trust no family member and trust no nairalander. That's me meeen [/size]

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Re: 15 Signs That Confirm You’re A Typical Nigerian by holar2ge(m): 10:02pm On Dec 31, 2014
nickz:
16:when you over-emphasize on younger ones greeting you

this thing is annoying ehn

"have you greeted me today,greet me jor,you no dey greet person abi,so because you greet me for morning you no wan. greet for afternoon abi??,tell me thank you(after eating)"

i wanted to ask one lady for direction sometime ago,she looked like someone in her mid or late 30's.i approached and said "hi,excuse me ma,where is garrison street around here"

the woman replied with "so you can't greet"
this thing pain me ehn!!!
you wan chop the greeting ni??

Had this kind of experience with a policewoman..was so pissed!!!

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Re: 15 Signs That Confirm You’re A Typical Nigerian by myouri(f): 10:26pm On Dec 31, 2014
Lol!! ProudlyNaija oo...ion do no.4 tho.
Re: 15 Signs That Confirm You’re A Typical Nigerian by bethelbrill(m): 10:45pm On Dec 31, 2014
macof:
Rubbish and useless. There's no such thing as a typical Nigerian, a man is only typical to his tribe/ethnic nation.
I don't even do up to 5 of those shit on the list
. Liar!!!! you are the reason why GEJ can't transform Nigeria

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Re: 15 Signs That Confirm You’re A Typical Nigerian by yungest(m): 10:49pm On Dec 31, 2014
ALKARULEZZ:
lol baba....new year don reach for ur coast? E stil remain lyk 9 hours for Waffi here o
lol...m currently in Australia
Re: 15 Signs That Confirm You’re A Typical Nigerian by limamintruth: 10:53pm On Dec 31, 2014
ezeonline2:


Source: http://loadedstuff.com/15-signs-that-confirm-youre-a-typical-nigerian/


Unfortunately, these do not apply to all nigerians. Infact personally, i'm an exception here. cool
Re: 15 Signs That Confirm You’re A Typical Nigerian by Nobody: 11:11pm On Dec 31, 2014
yungest:
lol...m currently in Australia
grin
Re: 15 Signs That Confirm You’re A Typical Nigerian by yungest(m): 11:29pm On Dec 31, 2014
ALKARULEZZ:
grin
bros na so d street go
Re: 15 Signs That Confirm You’re A Typical Nigerian by AfricanApple(f): 1:08am On Jan 01, 2015
nickz:
16:when you over-emphasize on younger ones greeting you

this thing is annoying ehn

"have you greeted me today,greet me jor,you no dey greet person abi,so because you greet me for morning you no wan. greet for afternoon abi??,tell me thank you(after eating)"

i wanted to ask one lady for direction sometime ago,she looked like someone in her mid or late 30's.i approached and said "hi,excuse me ma,where is garrison street around here"

the woman replied with "so you can't greet"
this thing pain me ehn!!!
you wan chop the greeting ni??

grin grin e no dey funny at all

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Re: 15 Signs That Confirm You’re A Typical Nigerian by Nobody: 3:18am On Jan 01, 2015
I am currently beefing a retired DSS man in my area because I mistakenly did not greet him and the bastard start talking rubbish about me not greeting him... na so the beef start since December 2012!

nickz:
16:when you over-emphasize on younger ones greeting you

this thing is annoying ehn

"have you greeted me today,greet me jor,you no dey greet person abi,so because you greet me for morning you no wan. greet for afternoon abi??,tell me thank you(after eating)"

i wanted to ask one lady for direction sometime ago,she looked like someone in her mid or late 30's.i approached and said "hi,excuse me ma,where is garrison street around here"

the woman replied with "so you can't greet"
this thing pain me ehn!!!
you wan chop the greeting ni??

Re: 15 Signs That Confirm You’re A Typical Nigerian by Nobody: 3:20am On Jan 01, 2015
so... are you a Ghanaian stupid mother f*cker

omonnakoda:
But Nigerians are often dirty and seldom use deodorants. So no need for abuse it is a fact
Re: 15 Signs That Confirm You’re A Typical Nigerian by Nobody: 4:11am On Jan 01, 2015
macof:
Rubbish and useless. There's no such thing as a typical Nigerian, a man is only typical to his tribe/ethnic nation.
I don't even do up to 5 of those shit on the list

Then you aren't a Nigerian...u prolly school in France huh? undecided
HNY btw
Re: 15 Signs That Confirm You’re A Typical Nigerian by ArcToyin(m): 7:49am On Jan 01, 2015
faqman:
im really a typical nigerian sha....
guilty as charged... cheesy cheesy cheesy
hahahahahhaaha. U fastly surrender

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Re: 15 Signs That Confirm You’re A Typical Nigerian by macof(m): 8:59am On Jan 01, 2015
To all of you quoting me...that's ur damned business, I've spoken what it is.
I am Nigerian and don't engage in more 5 of these things

Btw it's only common sense to note that "Nigerian" is not an identity that reflects common character, we are different people from different regions and ethnicity...there's nothing like typical Nigerian...what applies in Enugu can never apply in Nassarawa

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Re: 15 Signs That Confirm You’re A Typical Nigerian by Nobody: 9:06am On Jan 01, 2015
Hahaah 9jaaa
Re: 15 Signs That Confirm You’re A Typical Nigerian by BukkyDan(f): 3:34pm On Jan 01, 2015
Guilty as charged grin

Eku odun o

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